Pretzels

[WVUer21]

I've read that George's rant at the end of this clip was improvised; his only direction was to say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty" at some point. This could be why Jerry is really laughing, and why George has the triumphant, "Yeah, hah hah!" at the end. Can anyone confirm and/or deny this? Still hilarious, regardless.

[MoneyMaker4545]

2:14, genuine laughter from jerry

[CriticalPedagogy]

i love how transparent george is in this clip, so insecure, all stressed, envious (when kramer says he got the line) and for a moment that hollow feeling of superiority when he says, "is that how you're gonna say it?" HAHHAHAHA all his flaws come through! LOL

[PadraikKasier]

If it was Walken, he woulda been like:

"These pretzels, Woody, they're crazy. I stuck one up my ass, and it was like WOWOWOWIE. I felt my ANUS... dry.... up. (whispers) *Thirsty*... *that's what I am. how are you gonna help me, mister wonderburger?*

You wanna get some pie?"

[NPCnerfer]

These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!

[deviousimpulse]

lol is this how he got the Rold Gold commercial gig

[nmeau]

Check out Jerry - I love it how they just crack each other up all the time, and they're not even trying to hide it!

[anthonyforti]

yo these pretzels a they make me tersty ya know!

[sindre101]

Pretzels, We don't need no stinking pretzels!

[Unicron187]

2:20 is one of the best moments in seinfeld ever.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

I love George lol 1:45.

[ZackCosplayer]

omg I love it whenever George breaks down. So hilarious!

[TheLeatherClub]

These 11 dislikes....ARE MAKING ME ANGRY

[phonebookmr]

my favorite part was when the pretzels made them thirsty

[mattgieslerrocks]

I'm gonna start saying, "These pretzels are making me thirsty" whenever I'm frusturated over something.

[TheatreGeek711]

Did anyone else notice that at 0:07 after George presses the buttons and complains of how the car alarm won't go off, the car alarm starts going off? xD

[icup728]

thumbs up if ur eatin pretzels so u searched it on youtube.

[prez401]

Shut up shut up these pretzels are makin me thirsty!!!!! Lol george

[Mattmcculla]

1:45-1:50 best part lol

[Pardox1]

the jerk store called...

[chaseduran]

Shasta cola!

[MVMusicMan]

Lmao george is a beast

[acedaface954]

i cant eat a single pretzel without uttering those six little words. lol

[that1sk8r]

george kind of looks like heihachi of tekken in this clip x]

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

soggy345 shut the hell up no one was talking to you.

[zinkerled]

History will rank Seinfeld as the greatest of all time, followed by The Simpsons, then South Park. Family Guy will be totally forgotten.

[lifetimestube]

THESE PRETZELS..........ARE MAKING ME- THIRSTY!

[squall600]

eline: was mia ferrow there?

kramer:uhh no, i didnt see him.

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

anyone that thinks george says "fucking" is an idiot, case closed. no no, dont argue, case closed...a "fuckin" of water...read that again dumbasses, its a bucket of water. THAT makes sense, what you think he says, doesn't. go back to preschool fools, start again.

[soggy345]

@peanutbuttercrunc100 who the fuck cares

[Xcycobob56X]

DId George say "fuckin'"?

[RSG220]

@Xcycobob56X bucket not fucking

[RHCPguitarist4]

@RSG220 Parking not bucket

[GuitarLegend310]

@RHCPguitarist4 No it's bucket. I think he's referring to the part in the beginning when he runs in saying "I need a bucket of water"

[ih59]

Which episode of Seinfeld is this?

[arizonabay15]

Ha-ha. This is the best episode of "Cheers".

[statdis]

"So was Mia Farrow there?"

"I didn't see him."

HAH

[basch1able]

GEORGE IS EPIC

[DevilRebellion]

Jerry is cracking up at 2:13 and I don't think that was acting. I think it was him about to actually laugh.

Maybe it just worked well, so they went with it. lol

[troy861]

imdrubk.strelis r makn me toisty yehaha

[SuperSteelersfan72]

Epic

[freedomhaha]

Best tv show ever.

[shteeeeeven12345]

You mean..."A career"?

[superawesom12]

1:44 lol

[acedaface954]

smh every time i eat a pretzel i can't help but to laugh because of this episode.

[Snipskiz]

these pretzels didn't make 7 people thirsty

[LordApocalyptica]

Look at the counter at 0:51. You can clearly see its other ends -- it's an island. And it looks pretty parallel to the kitchen wall. Plus, who would put an island kitchen counter in that simply runs into another wall? Islands never run into walls! And that counter is an island!

[cjw2268]

@LordApocalyptica now that I looked, you are right, but where did that soda come from in his hand, he must be pretty quick to have got the kitchen, opened the fridge, opened the soda and be standing there, but nevertheless its just bad editing

[arizonabay15]

Is this the Garry Shandling Show?

[IloveNYC7]

@arizonabay15 R U FUCKING STUPID U DUMB ASS PRICK

[arizonabay15]

@IloveNYC7 ...Sorry, i've found out it's the show "Taxi".

[cjw2268]

George teleports from the window to the kitchen 0:35 - 0:45

[dfbhcf]

@cjw2268 good eye.

[arizonabay15]

Is this Two And A Half Men?

[TheRaker55]

@arizonabay15 No this is Seinfeld.

[barisaxkid]

The way they say TPAMMT perfectly describes their characters.

[kelso120]

brilliant

[gigimc]

"I didn't see him" poor Mia lol

[AmongRavenousBeasts]

2:14 Jerry trying so hard not to laugh.

[hfrancoe]

sounded like he said fuck it a water lol

[stimpp]

Kramers version was perfect. Georges version was awful...and hilarious!

[spicyflavor311]

Haha George is awesome

[neoparshath]

I'll take a pretzel... AND EAT IT!!

[Supergeni2]

@neoparshath

Death Note? Ahahaha :)

[loganrh95]

Fuckin brilliant!!!! XD

[EliraSTAR1]

lol 'did i mention that?'

[bofo85]

LMAO @ George when in the end he starts yelling out the window. Costanza is awesome! by far, my favorite character on Seinfeld 

[corakanproductions]

rage

[huqiao]

Have you guys noticed the ominipresence of George in this scene? at 0:37 George is still by the window, and then at 0:42, he is by the kitchen counter bebind Jerry !

[Tammc09]

@huqiao He walks over there dumbass.

[LordApocalyptica]

@huqiao So it's impossible that he could've walked around to the kitchen counter in a small apartment in the timeframe of 5 seconds?

[cjw2268]

@LordApocalyptica that's possible, but you never see him walk behind kramer or jerry and that's the only route to get behind the kitchen counter

[chrizles]

@huqiao great observation hahaha

[logancody05]

@huqiao Very astute, I never noticed that before.

[PandemicInfektion]

@huqiao well he was walking quite briskly for a good 5 or 6 seconds. heh i could make it behind the counter in 5 seconds if i was power walking.

[phillipmart]

@huqiao holy crap i didnt notice that before.

[EvilRabbiMAn]

thats funny because Seinfeld doesn't know how to act. he knows how to be himself

[dbc616]

-Yeah, I might have a whole new career on my hands!

-You mean, A career.

[DShadow]

6 Peoples pretzels are making them thirsty.

[DaComebakKid]

@DShadow FAIL!

[stimpp]

Kramers version was perfect - Georges was so bad it was hilarious

[lovechitownx88]

everytime i eat pretzels... i laughhhh((((: because of this.

[Sphinn]

I love how Jerry has to contain his laughter when George just starts losing it.

Classic.

[ljkpang]

seems like he's saying fucking at 0:04 :P and something about water... :S

[dfbhcf]

@ljkpang He says "I need like a bucket a water". Nice try though.

[WOODYMACK66]

GEORGE IS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

[surmatu]

the funniest reaction i have ever seen

[liflyguy]

becuz of this show, everytime i eat pretzels i say that, or even when im thirsty in general sometimes

[keys112009]

lololol! George is the man!

[fpsanth]

George's version was perfection.

[IndianaBoy84]

george costanza will forever be my favorite character of any tv show or movie, although ari gold is becoming a close second in my book.

[hidday]

@IndianaBoy84

you say Ari gold is a close second to George-

Ari is portraied by Jeremy Piven who played George in the "Jerry" pilot for NBC!

[saccc09]

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP I'M COMIN DOWN, THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THRISTY!"

[TheRainz007]

"These pretzels...are MAKING ME THIRSTY! Oh, that was no good? What was wrong with that? I have a different interpretation. You know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time, and he's really depressed cause he has no job and no woman, and he's parking cars for a living! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU, I'M COMIN DOWN! THESE-PRETZELS-ARE- MAKING- ME -THIRSTY!" Best Seinfeld scene ever.

[nakedjate]

"I had a different interpretation." LMAO.

[zzkabill]

THESE PRETZELES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY lol

[MVMusicMan]

Hahahha omg I luv this episode! These pretzels....... Are making me THIRSTY!!!

[ostmash]

these pretzels........... are making me THÖISTY!

[sunnyylee]

hahahahaha i love this episode

[WOODYMACK66]

George is soooooooooo under rated...............He's funnier than Kramer. These Pretzels are making me thirsty..LOL Funny Shit

[locateyourhuevos]

these pretzels...are makin me THIRSTY!!!!!!!111111!!!!11ONE

[daniel2639]

Hes got no job, no woman and hes parking cars for living

[Louieinoz]

what season is this?

[belucciman]

S03E11

The Alternate Side

jerry's delivery is the best, well, so bad it's the best.

[JoshandAlexPics]

1:44 these pretzels.....ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY best scene

[cdaieta]

May be he's been in the bar a really long time!

[DeadlyAshan]

2:00 I love it!!!!

[sexpistols41]

george costanza is the king

[SockMyDink]

I laughed so hard I cried when George did his 'interpretation'.

[blade0381]

Im naming my first child Seven and he or she will have no one to blame but the best stcom ever. Seinfeld...

[AdudenamedKemp]

Oddly enough, I find 1:42 to be the funniest part.

[elgrannery]

I Have A Different Interpretation!!

[Bulhakas]

Which episode is this from?

[OverlordScorpion]

No, it's from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Of course it's Seinfeld!

[barneygrumble]

hahah

[MrLunitunz]

@OverlordScorpion It's funny 'cause Everybody Loves Raymond was nowhere near as clever as Seinfeld.

[alec00618]

@OverlordScorpion actually it's funny you mentionned raymond, cuz the massage guy was called raymond, and George hates raymond...

[AdudenamedKemp]

I would tell you it's from Seinfeld, but I can't tell if you're making a joke out of the description.

[barneygrumble]

yep, it was a joke from the description.

[dfbhcf]

Do you know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time, and he's really depressed because he has no job! and no woman! AND HE'S PARKIN CARS FOR A LIVING!

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT SHUTUP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU! I'M COMING DOWN! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!!!

Lmao! definitely one of George's best moments!

[AmericanShadowman]

George has all those keys on an Army belt. Haha!

[billard789]

alright!, alright! shutup! shut-up! i hear you! im comein down!

[ProgressiveGuitarist]

these pretzels.....are MAKING ME THIRSTY!

[TheCeezYTA]

LOL, Jerry "These pretzles are Makin-Me-Thirsty!

"These pretzels....ARE MAKIN ME THIRTSY!!!"

[jonflyhigh]

It makes perfect sense. How often do you see crackers in a bar....rarely. All the salt in pretzels do make you thirsty.

[Raylene2K7]

Elaine's version was the best

[tears4forfears]

Without jerry the show would be too crazy. But because of the crazyness ( george, elane, kramer) this show is what it is. Jerry almost poses as an extra.

[HellsAngels2001]

You got a line in the woody allen movie?

[thelighteningbolt519]

i heard the f word

[DisneyClassicsFan]

George is the best!!!!

[P0IS0N]

haha, jerry was awful.

[purplestarr88]

wich season is this from

[BloodyCape200]

no, he says "a bucket"

[kirichenko87]

I swear when he walks in, he says FUCKING no joke

[KamasutraButterfly]

0.04 - it sounds like George is saying "f*ck"!

[rckandorroll]

nah i think he's saying "bucket of water". but it does sound like it!

[reggyray]

Ah George is freaking hilarious.

[Harshcore811]

Poor George! No job, no woman and parking cars for a livin. I hear ya buddy.

[Redgrant80]

george running into the room, thats all

[iwantorlando05]

Lmao. You're right. I knew there was an emphasis somewhere. Either way...it's freakin' Hilarious!

[iwantorlando05]

These Pretzels....*dramatic pause*...ARE MAKING ME THIR-STY!!

Lol. I love how he says Thirsty with an emphasis on the "sty."

[rudhouse1]

definitely Kramer's version is the best 1:23

[iwantorlando05]

No George's is the best. lol.

[HellsAngels2001]

For some strange reason everytime i see this scene on here i want some pretzels:)

[dudeimawesome2]

I think when Kramer tells Jerry he doesn't know how to act, it's relating to the critcism that Jerry was a poor actor in the show. Making fun of the critics.

[BrotherCostanza]

What season is this from?

[Skatrboi798]

George woulda stolen the scene in the movie

[beatle11]

Probably the best episode, next to the contest of course.

[Twilightmaniac98]

LOL!!$^$@!^

these pretzels.....-breathing hardly-

ARE MAKIN MY THIRSTY!!!!

[ShadowLemmyMS2]

These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!

[garymurphy84]

Ahhh Costanza, greatest sitcom character ever.

[sendtomyappletv]

George says the line really well : )

[toReasonWhy]

rofl at george's rendition

[HellsAngels2001]

im eatting pretzels:) THEY ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

[cbizk1t]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

[AzahG2007]

love how kramer tells jerry that he can't act ;)

[brewcrew01984]

These pretzels....ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

[missismercury]

i gave up Seinfeld after the first season or so ... it just made me crazy ;) I don't critcize it, it's just, I never felt really comfortable watching it, it annoyed me ... maybe because of their exaggerating behaviour ;)

but I respect that ppl loved it

[cactaceous]

You gave up on it after the first season? Boy you don't know what you're missing.

[missismercury]

ye maybe ;)

[theSuperMetroid]

Hey, to each his own.

I'd recommend skipping the first two seasons and watching seasons 3 and 4 (that's when the show really starting to pick up)

[AgHeCuCard]

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missismercury (1 month ago) ....maybe this is english humor and thats why u just dont interpret the fun of it -but i respect u, too ! yeah this pretzelguy ...parking car for a living .. making me thirstay -Epic !!

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[amartinez97]

the last guy that did it did it the best

[musicmorgan12]

this is so classic george right here, making a huge deal out of nothing. haha, his interpretation was the greatest.

[VoltaGirl]

George Constanza rocks!!!!!...

[Phibes87]

"I need like a fuck it of water!"

thats what i thought he said first time round.

[1170bxl]

same here

[SupremeSlider]

Writing this comment is making me thirsty.