Lynx Dark Temptation

[TechUnadept]

*wails*

[0Angel0A]

The blowjobs he gets must be awful.

[purplebananafish]

The eyes.....the unblinking eyes.....

[goldenlsheep]

I thought this advert was pretty good when it aired.

[888Tiramisu888]

i'd like to know the name of the song :O

[HAILYN57]

@888Tiramisu888 "Sweet touch of love" :)

[Mrbelf1]

hahaha believe it or not but this actaully works well not the eating but alot of girls got atracted to me when i used this

[mcchippy0]

whats the song called?

[Daggawaggaboof]

It's only the glaring eye expression that fucks this up

[Briancmwilliams]

This isn't uncanny valley.

It's obviously a dude in a plastic suit. Also, no facial expressions thats what really makes things off when their is facial movement, but the movement is wrong.

[Akane1313]

I actually couldn't help laughing at him happily waving at the girl who ripped his arm off. But yeah, it's kinda creepy too. In all honesty, it's more a reason not to use the stuff.

[MRLOL785]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Kawamura2]

The commercial would have been fine, if still a bit creepy, if he hadn't RIPPED HIS NOSE OFF AND USED IT AS SPRINKLES on those chick's ice creams. Also, the woman literally biting a chunk out of his ass. But ripping his nose off, I don't know, yes it just swan dives into uncanny valley territory. At least they didn't show him bleeding chocolate sauce when he did that.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

I felt his eyes stare into my soul with their chocolatey goodness.

Keep chocolate as bunnies or I'll feel like a cannibal.

[MetalSonicMkIV]

IT'S THE EYES!! OH, GOD, THE EYES!! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT, IT'LL TAKE YOUR SOSKAKLDNSLDHGEWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!­!!!

IA!! IAA!!! CTHULU F'TAGN!!

[TheSlickAndroid]

this commercial always made me cringe when I saw it. Especially the way he smiles and the last part where his whole arm is ripped off. **shudder**

[promisedland2005]

Actually it makes me think of blackface, this commercial. Comes off less creepy and more tasteless (oh the irony) to me.

[GothandJock]

Oh, God, why!?!

[camydoger]

I tried this, it didn't work.

[SyberSid]

It wants your SOUULLLL.

[moviepimpdj]

...how did the advertisers think this was a good idea

[SirBroadsword]

moviepimpdj:

I know! It's as if all the advertising firms all over the world are collectively high all the time...

[Convelt]

Heaven exists :O

[yechi12]

this does NOT smell lik chocalate, smells lik light blue by d&g

[leo5360]

Song is " Sweet Touch of Love" by Allen Toussaint.

[scoobydootyrus]

post some of your own videos instead of ones from tv.

[richardmaudsley77]

DURRRRF DURRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEE

[CardboardBlueMage]

I thought the commercial was funny, not uncanny.

[pib712]

not all black people look like this, or so i'm told

[spanishspeaker35435]

OH God.

[scabbarae]

Uncanny Valley much?

[spanishspeaker35435]

Christ, that grin of his... Brrr...

[BloodyMargie]

Kill it with fire!!!! Hot fudge for all

[XxXAdixXxX]

that's the sweet toach of love. ;D

[masterzen24]

im guessing you like chocolate lol because ur favortes are all chocolate and a video with that thingy lol unless u hate chocolate and like advertising it...

[jmb817]

The newest resident of the Uncanny Valley

[CerebrateHyatt]

Not sure why though.

[KraGeRzr]

first time I saw this; the car drives past and rips off his arm, totally freaked me, kinda expecting felt like watching a real person just get their arm ripped off, you know, gore and muscle and bone cracking and ligaments popping and blood spraying out

[stephanieisgr8]

this always makes me laugh my ass off.

[SirBroadsword]

Frankly, I'm with Hawkes10112 on this one... I don't find this chocolate character "creepy" so much as just plain old ridiculous, but ridiculous in a hilarious way...

It just goes to show you, things are never as bad as people make them out to be...

[sharingon13]

what songs this

[antiochus66]

this is so sexist it is not fair,if i bite a women on the ass i am going to prison.

[punkmonkoffunk]

Those eyes he knows things man was not meant to know. He smiles as he feeds us his sins why does he smile? WHY DOES HE SMILE

[TB4000]

When he gives the girl his hand in a box and the fingers make that certain motion, don't tell me that wasn't a sexual inneundo.

[eruption257]

I like the song.

[Hawkes10112]

ok 7 videos that are supposed to be trips to Uncanny valley and i'm yet to see a single hill... anyone want to help point me to something creepy?

[shrls]

you're telling me that WASN'T CREEPY?

[MeXMac10]

Eh. I've seen creepier.

[Stantzs]

the grin...it makes it feel like he did something so horrible that satan did not want his soul to pollute hell, so this was his punishment, being eternally eaten and eternally regrowing the lost parts..

Its the grin, and the eyes, like he wants to die and he knows it will never happen.

LAWL! Im just fucking with you

[Pazza666]

That is easily the best comment ive read this year...

LMFAO

[XavierAXB]

Uncanny valley...

[dogpup4]

This is the best Lynx ever :D

[Kittymouth]

I would TOSS my ice cream cone if some chocolate ass-hole crumbled his NOSE on it! EW!

What if they ordered vanilla cones cause they don't LIKE chocolate?

(There are women who don't like chocolate.)

[feioo]

I don't know what's worse - the everpresent grin or those manic, unblinking eyes. Eugh. *shudder*

[PotatoUPrincess]

...GAH.

I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE.

I dunno about you guys, but the chocolate dude's creepy grin makes me think he should be chasing people around with an axe or something (no pun intended).

[italionman619]

DOES ANY ONE KNOW THIS SONGS NAME

[sowhatsupwithcancer]

1. Cut a hole in a box.

2. Put your hand in that box.

3. Make her open the box.

[pimpmyclown]

4. ?????

5. PROFIT

[Sledrave]

lol I remember this. Kinda creepy, looking back at it...

[goodyfun]

Well, I thought it was funny.

[capnjonas]

I saw this as an Axe commercial... it devoured my soul...

[BloodPigggy]

Contorted in wailing eternal agony as its cells and pain nerves react to the chocolate coating surrounding each and every atom. Every tiny nerve is stimulated by the powdery chocolate, endless stimulation, endless torment.

[italionman619]

haha

[Stopmotionist]

I can't unsee this.

[Shiruvi]

OHGOD THE EYES.

[N19Spartan]

ITS PEEEEEEEENGGGG

[xXpoptart24Xx]

...Squick...

[GlennMagusHarvey]

This is really, freaking, freaky.

[PhredLevi]

That face...

[SazzyT6]

I do think the guy at the beginning is fit though :$

[RegisduGifford]

The fleshy, less edible version of the guy is much better. Much rather have him in my mouth.

[Jasexxxxx]

Fag. lol

[penguinisnuts]

in the us it's axe (:

[jenii72]

weird advert!

[oldcabbage4846177]

Am I the only one that this guy kinda creeps me the fuck out?

[LordMyoo]

It creeped out the UK too. It's banned there.

[bombthecherry]

No, it's not it was just on TV here about 3 minutes ago...

[LordMyoo]

Proves that I should stop trusting the Internet.

[bjoker2421]

what store did you get that axe Because I can't find it . and from a rate 1 to 10 how good does it smell.

[comontaj]

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?????

[bombthecherry]

Don't bother, it's gross!

[australianproud]

wats this song?

[RealDrunkenElf]

ROFL DUDE I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT THE END

LMFAO

ROFLLL PMSL!!! AGAIN

LMFAOOO HAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING HUKLARIOUSUS

rFOFL

[pepperonipizza1993]

i bought it yesterday and it smells so nice!

[Clephiroth]

damn i sprayed this on myself and no girls r eating me.. damn... XD

[chrisMsimon]

Great spot & doing well on YouTube. But I agree with lots of'Wouldn't it be good if the World was Cadbury' comments; that idea of biting off bits of human chocolate come from that classic TVC. However, originality is not needed to sell heaps. Also, if people now have Cadbury Gorilla in their minds, it'll sell even more. Very entertaining stuff.

[TotalNirvana2005]

It was obvious this wld rate, but without Cadbury Chocolate 'Wouldn't it be good if the World was Cadbury' commercials it wld not hav been made. So not an original idea at all. But it will sell buckets!

[deil321]

I have just put this on lol

[thedaddy012]

i put this on this morning im gonna get eaten ;) lol

[619dude67]

i still have both my arms intact, and i am going to sue lynx that girls dont bite my arms

[InvisibleEmperor]

Surely you'd sue them if girls *did* bit off your arms? I fucking would...

[allybeehot123]

love this funny thou

[qwesfUU]

What song is this?

[bazza89]

Anybody know where i can get a fancy dress costume like this?

[GameGuru2008]

love the hand bit

[figtus]

I hate when commercials have heards of lust-driven women after some dude, especially if it's chocolate lust.

[dieudonneMC]

Why? Men do that as a normal everyday activity. They need no chocolates or gimmicks.

[Slinkywheel]

I agree, I don't know why so many people put down your post

[Aguair8]

Hey!

'Sweet Touch of love' by 'Allen toussaint'

~Ag!~

[sjohnston903]

its by Allen Toussaint

[adlymiles]

Legend, i wanna know who the song for that advert is by.

anyone know?

x

[lukeydev]

sweet touch of love

[Raiisins]

its kalled Sweet Touch of Love

[Seriphyn]

I agree. It's funny like the ass-biting but yea freaks me out lol XD

[Stompgal]

This is probably the funniest TV commercial I've seen this year so far. I tend to see it in the cinema a lot to.

[manurule77]

lol so funny!"

[terminatea]

poor choclate man, what happens when he get all eaten? He woun't have a smile on then! Lol

[adamcoddo]

any1 know what the song it? i would appreciate it if any1 could tell me. thanks

[coolestbhabe]

"sweet touch of love" by allen toussaint...

cool tune isnt it!

[adamcoddo]

THANKS!

[x0xStaceBabesx0x]

this advert scares the shit into me lmao

[Barkermush]

Ha Ha i love this advert! Every time it comes on the tv i rewind it and watch it again :p Class Lynx, Class!

[kylen1986]

Best advert of the year already..

The Lynx ads just get better

[iseethelight89]

The first time I saw this I found it funny and genuinely uplifting. Cool music too.

[Nocash350]

sum Funni shit LOL!!!

[1kyesonfire]

this advert is the best!!! my favorite advert!

i love the song aswell wooooot

[xbabiiA2oo7x]

aha....i will be taking a chunk outta ma boyfriends chocolate ass hehe :P!!

im jkin lmao!

love the advertt x

[BevD923]

love it when she takes a bite outa his butt lol:D:D brill!!!

[Jagzthebest]

can someone tell me who the girl at 00:16 is???

[jackspunge]

weird how he's still smiling after having his arm pulled off

[CaptainMoomar]

this is scary stuff! xD

[lilgreavzie2006]

oh my god that smells so good

[sephirothopeth]

i just saw that video last night when i went to see cloverfield

so damn funny

then there was that trailer for meet the spartans....not so funny

[raverhead]

i think this adverts soooo creppy lmao !!

its face doesnt change !!

[jojodj2007]

totaly utterly random but cool especielly the end where his arm is pulled off by passing girls in a car lolz

[tinymiss1]

luvin it

[nicoolbaby2]

the first time i saw this advert i lolled so much nd rewound the tv

[multality]

scarey ... 0_0

[angelicMisha]

love this ad, I totally wanna have a nibble of his chocolatey a*se, ;)

[NathBick]

I can't find that song anywhere ='[

[gobbyn2]

type in the ALLEN TOUSSAINT - SWEET TOUCH OF LOVE in google and click on the first search and it should have a media player at the bottom for you to listen to whole song

[NathBick]

alright, thanks pal =)

[proud2be2fast]

ALLEN TOUSSAINT - SWEET TOUCH OF LOVE

[moochy101]

chocolate man LOL

[ogieolly]

wats the song in it called?

[riteguard101]

that the arctic monkeys singer alex turner at the start? haha

[Shakz91]

Hahahahaa.

Only Seen That Today. What A Great Ad :]

[derby31]

haha advert is near enough true, smells like chocolate and people always know u r wearin it and its good smell lol

[stude]

great advert.