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  • "And so my mom had to monitor my poop for a week. And when she found it, he was missing his gun!!!" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!

  • And my father died. Stuart your father didn't die! HE'S DEAD TO ME.... XD

  • uh am i in trouble?

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • Please please please please please please

  • I love Michael XD

  • i love it check out the zoo and the baby sitter and dont firget abiut the chinesse resteraunt

  • @hfeet7 and the vaccum

  • i checked my palms ...

  • I WISH HED TALK IN THE DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE PART

  • O_O DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

  • "Little boys who don't take responsibility get hairy palms..."

    "No. That's for something else"

    hehe well that's what happens when you make up too many of those 'mama says' sayings... they start to blur together for him xD

  • haahaha lol how does he get so funny....................hmmmm­m wondering

  • mt father died ur father did not die he's dead to me

  • He's dead to me-bahahhahahahah

  • I love secrets, my family has lots of them!

    

  • mom: your dad didnt die

    stuart: he's dead to me (deep scary voice) lmao

  • @5:13 lol is funny love dat voice

  • I rate Doreen and Stuart as #1 in the creepiest family list.

  • Ms Kratt: Stuart honey, we wanted to talk to you about the video that you made.

    Stuart: Did you like it?

    Ms Kratt: No I didn't

    Stuart: Then I didn't make it bye bye

    2:58

  • "I Don't Wanna Say"

  • i remember i lost my army man , but i swallowed him for insubordination .

  • why does the mom remind me of peggy hill (x

  • thumbs up if you keep thinking that its martha stuart skits lol

  • I swear...I've never been at the top of this comment list. But really

    "my cat ate my dead fish and choked on that and died".....lolsz I want stuart as my brother!!

  • Stuart:Oh yea my dad died

    Stuart's mom: stuart your dads not dead

    Stuart: HE'S DEAD TO ME

    Thumbs up if you startd dyin when u heard it

  • stuart was my favorite charater!!

  • my cata te my dead fish and chocked on it and now its dead

  • fat suite

  • My cat ate my died fish joked on that and died

  • 3:19 stiff legs, get it? XD

  • Best line ever ''LOOK WHAT I CAN DO''

  • Your dad didnt diie!

    Hes dead to me >.<

    LMAO

  • Did You Like It .?

    No.

    Then i Didnt Make It.. byebye ! .. lmfaooo :D

  • Hes dead to me.

  • hate the delay.

  • why did they end mad tv..

  • R.I.P MadTv

  • Did you like it? No. Well then i didn't make itt.

  • Stuart's mom is every stranger I've ever met. Couldn't pull their head out of their ass if it was already halfway out and lubed.

  • I imagined that Stuart was going to tell his mother to stop shouting at him.

  • GUYS OMGG DID ANYONE REALISE THAT TEACHER IS DOT IN A FAT SUIT:O

  • @xxsheena09xx OMG NOO!!! Good EYE!!!!

  • @xxsheena09xx ok thats mean!

  • I love MadTV

  • 38 Peoples moms had to monitor their poop for a week.

  • ahhh man i miss madtv n stuart was too cute!

  • ISNT THAT DOT?

  • Mom: Stuart, your dad isn't dead.

    Stuart: *deep voice* He's dead to me.. O.o

    Scary, but funny.

  • This was in my recommended videos. I can't even begin to describe how much I FUCKING HATE STEWART! I'VE HATED THAT OBNOXIOUS SON OF A BITCH SINCE THE 1990S!

  • wass this show live?

  • @G0th4ki in front of a live audience

  • 36 people cant do anything :P

  • @flutterbutter106

    His name is Micheal Mcdonald. He's a really funny guy. :)

  • Is that LisaNova?

  • hairy palms

  • imagine ms.swan have a conversation with stuart. that would be an epic conversation

  • Boys who doesnt take reasponsabilities get hairy palms

  • hahaha yea im always busy at recess too

  • i can haredle unter stand what the hell he's saying????

  • lol

  • What happened to 7:23???

  • @blair14ify All YouTube videos skip the second to last second.

  • theeeeen, i didnt make it. bye bye

  • Look what I can do

  • @megavergan no $hit Sherlock

  • please dont go away please please please please I know where you live

  • your dad isn't dead! LOOKS At CAMERA- he's dead to me

  • lol I love how the crowd goes crazy for Stewart

  • Cuz that's how he's told to talk as Stuart dumbass bitch!!!!!!!!!

  • Stuart sounds like a girl!

  • omg thizz iz so funnii

  • HE'S DEAD TO ME!

  • "He's dead to me." Lol : )

  • this is sooooo funny

    

  • plz dont go!

  • .. theen, I didn't make it, buh bye !

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  • 36 people need liposuction

  • haha! the fatso haha

  • You Suck JEEZ they copies ms swan its not even funny they suckkkkkkkk!!

  • "I Didn't do It"

    Okay I quoted something for the video where's my 1000 thumbs up.

  • @xXItsNicoleXx You mean 1000 thumbs down from copying that idea from Deal or No Deal?!!?

  • stuarts mom rminds me of Louis from malcolm in the middle and he reminds me of dewey.

  • stuart-did you like it

    teacher-no stuart i didnt

    stuart-well then i didnt make it bye bye

    hahahahaah

  • is that simple jack

  • I remember when this used to come on Fox and Comedy Central. I laughed my ass off the entire time

  • lol, at 6:23, you can see the boom in the shot

  • he is the most famous special ed person ever XD

  • @UreshiiJames He's not special education, he's supposed to be a child. He is an actor that's supposed to be portraying a younger individual, 6-10 probably. Children act weird etc and are less educated because they are children, DUH. Nothing about the way he is portrayed leads a normal, educated person with common sense to believe he is special education.

  • @UreshiiJames is he really special ed? because at the mistakes he never laughs or acts normal he keeps acting like what he acts like in the show! and did the show end?

  • @UreshiiJames he isnt specail ed he is just different in a funny way

  • @12LaDonna

    i know, i meant for that skit :D

  • DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

  • HAHAHAHAH!!! Love how she fell on him when she was trying to get up!!!

  • 3:16 BICYLE KICK D:<

  • thumbs up for the voice change =P he hit puberty!

  • No offense but has anyone else had a over weight kindergarten teacher? (and maybe nurses).

  • @MissJ1nsu Plenty pf them...They walk so slow and they slither...

  • LOL I NO WHER U LIVE

    HES DEAD 2 ME!!

  • shit, i'll have nightmare if this is real.

  • this scares me hahaha

  • lool i bet that somthin else was masturbating xD

  • The audience at the end with that AWWWWW shut the fuck up stupid women

  • His mom plays Loraine.

  • #t=02m03s

  • COOL

  • "hey everybody, Mrs. Craig is getting the fat sucked out of her!" LMAO made me fucking laugh so much when i heard that

  • please dont go please please please i know where you live

  • Well i lost my favorite army man and then i remembered i swallowed him for insobordination. Hee Hee

  • WTF! THSTS FUNNY 'am im in trouble?'

  • dot stuart should meet

  • when sturat said "i love secrets " in transcribe it said wolf :D

  • look what i can do! :D

  • hahaha............ evert time he talks i laugh

  • this is really weird and disturbing hahahahaha

    

  • "little boys who don't take responsibility get hairy palms." "no that's for something else." :p hahahahaha.

  • Y'all need to turn on Transcribe audio its sooooooo funny!

  • @blackbrirdyfly100 - ...,, what does this have to do with all of that.but not being mean..!.,,.

  • Don"t go away, I know where you live!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF I THINK I SAW HER WINK At 3:10

    was that like a subliminal massege or something?!?!

  • @mdt2EXTREME twitch

  • He lost his Army man.... o.o

  • hahahahah

  • Hey: iznt Stuarts teacher the same chick tht plays dot?

  • @MissAccused yeah

  • @MissAccused yup

  • @MissAccused yah she is the same girl haha

  • LOL Smeagol/ Gollumm

  • hahahaha every watch from 4:50! OMFG GIVE IT THUMBS UP HAHAHA!

  • LOOK WUT I CAN DO PTFPTFPTF

  • please please please please please please please please...DON'T GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

  • i lOVE IT StUART ROCKS but is he ment to be little or what? i no hes got problems but it looks like preskewl

  • HIs like a chucky

  • thats the funniest thing ever.....i love stuart!!!!!

  • stuart rulz lol his mum is rude!!!! luv it

  • "your breath smells like cocolate" XD

  • lmao she fell on him.

  • "he's dead to me"

  • dorrie´s rules!!

  • stuart is awesome! and i lmao when i see his vids

  • dont go away dont go away dont go away i know where you live!!!! Creepy!! But funny.

  • why did Dorrie go ooohhooohohh when offered a seat at 0:27?

  • "He's dead to me.."

  • hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • stuard*

  • suarts the mother fucking man!

  • STUARD IS MAD TV....just him

  • Wow hilarious

  • hey everybody! mrs. craig is getting the fat sucked out of her lol

  • Stuart is funny xD

  • Stuart reminds me of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

  • I agree.

  • @xXRockXLobsterXx

    he sort of reminds me of fred

  • im new to this whos sturtat

  • he's the guy.... that made the video.. he's the guy in the video.....

  • HE'S DEAD TO ME!! XDD

  • hahaa, i loveee stewart<3

    he's so funny.

  • If my spanish teacher from junior high ever got a bowl cut and wore make up he'd look just like Stuart haha

  • Because im over weight!! YOur breath smeells like chocolate

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • "i swallowed him for insubordination." LOL!

  • shut the fuck up audience

  • o lord, halarrrious!

  • uhhhh my grandpa died, my grandma died, my dog died, my fish died, and then my cat ate my dead fish and chocked on that and died oh yeah and my dad died stuart your dad didn't died... WELL HES DEAD TO ME!!! hahahaha

  • @blackbirdfly1000 dear idiot, make sure you know how to spell, its c-h-o-k-e-d, not c-h-o-c-k-e-d

  • @gibby1994 dear STUPID, he did spell it correctly, u stupid fuck