one time i was in biology and she was talking about organisms. across from me my friends were talking about orgasms and when she called on me i said orgasms instead of organisms really loud and everyone cracked up.
I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
oh dear sweet Jeezy Creezy they have tampons that you have to pop out of the package wrap thingy and they have a spring in them and the girl in the stall next to me apparently took it out of the package and it flew over into my stall and hit me in the head. Scariest moment ever!!!!
My friends asked if he could get away with havin' a wank in class and I screamed out loud That, "No you can't masturbate in class!" and everyone just turns to look at us. So bad...
Once, on the church steps, my mom talked with her preacher about a murder story she saw at the TV news...My mom wanted to say:" the murder had a gun and the victim received 3 shots in the abdomen, he died from it!!" but, accidently, she replaced "shots" by "cocks"... Everyone was DX!!!
My lil cuz actually asks how her mom gave birth to her n like all the levels b4 she was born b my aunt actually goes ahead n talks about sex n then all up to descriptively telling her how the birthing process is.... After the I couldn't look at my aunt or uncle for quite sum time bcuz it was that scaring.... It gives me the heeby jeeby's just remembering it :P so u dunno that lil kid may have asked for stories to later learn it was a lie P:
i just stumbled upon your videos and i think they're great! :D
my friend's dad was drunk and he texted me what he was saying:
dad's totally fucked, he said. i was out late and your mum was trying to wake me up to take her home and then we finished chopping the log...dad what are you talking about...then i was talking about suspending a games table, and he said i could totally see that with a pingpong table, or eggsalad...then he asked me if there were people playing fooseball on our side yard
Haha, this video was hilarious. I relayed the tampon story to one of my friends at school last week. Apparently, the phrase stuck with her as well, because she yelled at me for "breaking her giant tampon". Oops.
iv never hated nyone more than you in my life ya cunt. there is facebook groups devoted to to your hatred. i rode your slutty mam aswell. your ol fella is filth. TIOCAIDH AR LA.
My best text received was from my friend Chris who was trying to tell me how drunk he was (or... I THINK he was). I received a text that says: I bm dose epxikl drkning.
That or he's trying to expose his doses to the darkening...
Holy god. I must say, the craic does be fierce sometimes.
I'll tell you one story about myself, heading out to monaghan for a night out. Anyway, me and my friends were enjoying some drinks, until the xfactor came up in conversation. I instantly remember yer man that sang like Louis Armstrong. I decided I'd like to sing as well, so I did. Apparently I'm mighty fine at singing what a wonderful world, so good, I sang it for my friend' mother on the way to monaghan as well. LMAO
I'm American, and I love your accent!!!
sarahsjune 2 days ago
my friend txted me saying "I rearly wish star wars was how i eat apples" lets just say it wasnt only acohol she had that night xD
TheLuckyclover72 1 week ago
Dude, I just found your videos. Gotta say, you are just so entertaining. And attractive. The accent adds some hotness points as well
LetLovesOwls 1 week ago
nice Palestinian scarf
fuck Israel
adam2010133 1 week ago
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loveablemeggy 2 weeks ago
one time i was in biology and she was talking about organisms. across from me my friends were talking about orgasms and when she called on me i said orgasms instead of organisms really loud and everyone cracked up.
1marcuskleckner 2 weeks ago
Your eyes are soooo cool(;
hahavolleyball 3 weeks ago
"and then you get to mock them" ... oh sweet heaven ];->
Haineko404 1 month ago
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I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
JennaBabes123 1 month ago
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I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
JennaBabes123 1 month ago
I remember one time in science like two years ago, we were drawing on the desk, and the teacher told us to clean in it up, so we were doing that while she was calling out the register, while she was doing that i whispered to my friend 'I'll scrub out the...' and then she called my name I shouted 'PENIS' by accident and me and my friend cracked up
JennaBabes123 1 month ago
oh dear sweet Jeezy Creezy they have tampons that you have to pop out of the package wrap thingy and they have a spring in them and the girl in the stall next to me apparently took it out of the package and it flew over into my stall and hit me in the head. Scariest moment ever!!!!
WittKneeSpesh 1 month ago
Once, my friend texted me at 3 in the morning, saying and i quote " OmGGGG i just left my cock in the taxi,,,,! D;; "
30 seconds later, another message " Sorry i meant coke".
hahaha
Skeiither 1 month ago
My friends asked if he could get away with havin' a wank in class and I screamed out loud That, "No you can't masturbate in class!" and everyone just turns to look at us. So bad...
CloudCukkooLander 2 months ago
Once, on the church steps, my mom talked with her preacher about a murder story she saw at the TV news...My mom wanted to say:" the murder had a gun and the victim received 3 shots in the abdomen, he died from it!!" but, accidently, she replaced "shots" by "cocks"... Everyone was DX!!!
SuperCoraxo 2 months ago
i send more drunken texts then i recieve. xD lol
ddmnlm0 3 months ago
i have that scarf
SnazzyHoodlum 3 months ago
Have you got those rare violet eyes, like the ones of Elizabeth Taylor?
Getsuneko999 3 months ago
My lil cuz actually asks how her mom gave birth to her n like all the levels b4 she was born b my aunt actually goes ahead n talks about sex n then all up to descriptively telling her how the birthing process is.... After the I couldn't look at my aunt or uncle for quite sum time bcuz it was that scaring.... It gives me the heeby jeeby's just remembering it :P so u dunno that lil kid may have asked for stories to later learn it was a lie P:
MissKaraboo1 4 months ago
please marry me.
theysaytaylorwas 6 months ago
i was recently blessed with this drunk text from my friend:
"Drunk 2 something in the morning eqayhcib treen moomn eating pizAn rolls doesn't work also whats da 2010 census on guineea pigs?,??/"
it was mass texted to a bunch of my friends and she doesn't remember it at all lol
NeverSayNever2256 7 months ago
ur eyes look purple:)
biebergurl555 10 months ago 8
i just stumbled upon your videos and i think they're great! :D
my friend's dad was drunk and he texted me what he was saying:
dad's totally fucked, he said. i was out late and your mum was trying to wake me up to take her home and then we finished chopping the log...dad what are you talking about...then i was talking about suspending a games table, and he said i could totally see that with a pingpong table, or eggsalad...then he asked me if there were people playing fooseball on our side yard
xxxxediexxxx 1 year ago
Haha, this video was hilarious. I relayed the tampon story to one of my friends at school last week. Apparently, the phrase stuck with her as well, because she yelled at me for "breaking her giant tampon". Oops.
EverDreamers 2 years ago 7
HAHAHAHA that made me a laugh so much! xD
goopery 2 years ago
your a legend
Marianneiskwl 2 years ago 2
Thanks :]
goopery 2 years ago
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iv never hated nyone more than you in my life ya cunt. there is facebook groups devoted to to your hatred. i rode your slutty mam aswell. your ol fella is filth. TIOCAIDH AR LA.
Cptpleasure1 2 years ago
@Cptpleasure1 *I've, anyone, you, There, as well, ol', ÁR, LÁ. Just so you know.
MegaWatzit 2 weeks ago
My best text received was from my friend Chris who was trying to tell me how drunk he was (or... I THINK he was). I received a text that says: I bm dose epxikl drkning.
That or he's trying to expose his doses to the darkening...
uchssasuke 2 years ago
I love your eyes and accent.....Jussayin =P btw this is justcallme_Ty from dailybooth :)
tmacms20 2 years ago
Drunkness?
Holy god. I must say, the craic does be fierce sometimes.
I'll tell you one story about myself, heading out to monaghan for a night out. Anyway, me and my friends were enjoying some drinks, until the xfactor came up in conversation. I instantly remember yer man that sang like Louis Armstrong. I decided I'd like to sing as well, so I did. Apparently I'm mighty fine at singing what a wonderful world, so good, I sang it for my friend' mother on the way to monaghan as well. LMAO
NeonWar1 2 years ago
I wish I could get drunk legally....
So, during the drunk night of fun, friends and I were enjoyng our alcohol and such. My friend Victor asked me if I was ok. I said this....
"I didn't have that much to drink....baaaaaaaaaatch" Now. Batch is a crossword between bitch and bastard.
Ahh...what wonderful memories of drunkenness...
notamusicstore 2 years ago 4
hahaha nice one! Baaaaaatch!
goopery 2 years ago
I'm telling you man, I have a wonderful vocabulary when I'm drunk :P ^_^
notamusicstore 2 years ago
-raises hand-
Guilty xD
I have GOT to rename it Luke.
and fast o.O
Lisa2hig 2 years ago
i knooow it was such a funny moment though xD
goopery 2 years ago
your cute
sexy8268 2 years ago
Misfortunes are just funny... simple as :D
scottismega 2 years ago