Best of Jeff Dunham most shocking moments 2010 collection

[nbp2015]

@enterrapture , do aethiests get to come along... or will I be left with the prostitutes and shit?

[pete3great]

i didn't know "Glue" was a color the Prius came in. In fact, I didn't know glue was a color at all.

[TheGhettomaster1]

ONCE U GO PURPLE U NEVA GO BACK!!!!!! Lol

[wolfmanavalos]

Jesus isen't coming. He didn't die for us...he died cuz ppl like u wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

[dramaqueen873]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 Bro, really?

[han77bri]

the best comic ive ever seen. ur the best jeff

[Retartedvideeomaster]

HOLY CRAP!!!

[bigjohnnythanne]

Wat the hell

[bigjohnnythanne]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 war the hell

[Weirdalot]

You can do a long one :yeeeeeeeerom!

*shakes head*

DO IT!

[okyKazuya]

5:23 Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..aaaaammmm gay !  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[Rkagome140140]

You Go Purple You Never Go Back xD Funniest moment xD

[zeke6233]

i think when achmed said he saw a blue prius flying at the last moment he was talking about seeing walter blown up in the explosion. and i think he meant it when achmed said SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!

[zeke6233]

THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

[AbbyNormalMedia]

Floridian Watching <3



[999DJBlade]

Omfg this is so hilarious

[decievingmermaid]

peanut ia my favorite idk y but the scene with nyyyyahhhhh makes me smile :)))

[flamesllover13]

Come here puppet boy......

[Himesh2710]

LMAO too good :D

[zadrakurei96]

@buttercup131313

hey! You know some of us actually like this guy so don't go pissing people off (mainly me) because of a "that's what she said joke" OBVIOUSLY it was funny because MANY people were laughing! And if you can't deal with him then stay off of his videos! Troll!

[buttercup131313]

"That's what she said"? Are you serious? Such a hack. You can find funnier people at the corner store.

[Jackie211281]

This is so funny i was in stiches xx

[riopeanutslionking]

Achmed: i will not move my ass

Walter: You idiot you dont have a ass!

Funniest Moment Ever!!!!

[PACMonopoly]

homo homo homo homo... SSTTOOPP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... I'LL KILL UUU

[angel0634]

I think he need's a bigger stick. HAHAHAH

That's not what your mother said.

[TheBrawlGod]

Brad Pitt, Walters wife, and the Prius disliked this.

[GhouliaYelpsFan]

5:48



[PHXlilborgie]

Everyones just slamming his car all the time haha

[JaWayne5]

Stupid jok tho

[JaWayne5]

i is in the 6th row

[Rkagome140140]

You Go Purple You Never Come Back ( LMFAO )

[iCanHasNutella]

omg hes like 50 now and still so

HOT -3

[Fan2La]

Find the i

(hint: it's in the 1st row)

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[CJSTREETLIFE]

@Fan2La dude its in the 3rd row.........

[Fan2La]

@CJSTREETLIFE it's a joke!

[xX00000king00000Xx]

@Fan2La lame

[Fan2La]

@xX00000king00000Xx how's it lame it's just a joke not every joke should be funny

[xX00000king00000Xx]

@Fan2La  thats not what ur momma said

[Fan2La]

@xX00000king00000Xx dude really???? that's just wrong

[xX00000king00000Xx]

@Fan2La it was just a joke,lol,no offense

[shamustess]

lmao im mean really

[DracoeWWJD4]

Come here puppet boy!

[mrtonyalva101]

have a nice day

[m88123ify]

Jeff looks cute in 4:14.......

[sing391]

Hilarious I love jeff Dunham!

[shamustess]

DO IIIIIIIT at 8:34

[shamustess]

iiiiiiiiiiimmmm gay hahahaha luv u walter

[shamustess]

he farted at 3:49

[mynameisff]

@shamustess you don't say?

[kyria1993]

gay guy "nahhh" hahahahahahahahaahhaaha

[nickelbackforever1]

My bad scared

[nickelbackforever1]

Jeff: hose are you scraped to be here?

Hose: sometimes

Jeff: why?

Peanut: *whispers* taco bell

XD

[CopyCats00Official]

merry christmas.. wait ur jewish? then HHHHHappy CHHHHHanukah

[krystalpalmer]

peanut is my most favourite

[DubstepM4573r]

8:27 - 9:11 LMAO

[73oldsWith455]

Only one word to suscribe Jeff....oneofakind....

[ziiofswe]

Achmed: ...And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!

Jeff, angrily: SILENCE!

Achmed, in chock, staring at the audience: (pause) Heeeyyy, that's my line!

Jeff: Sorry..

Achmed: I know you would like to kill me, but you can't.

Jeff: Why not?

Achmed: Because that would be a form of suicide!

Jeff looking at the audience, less-than-happy...

Achmed: Am I pissing you off-fa-faaa?

End.

[legokid371]

8:03 looking at a guy

[Derfman1423]

jeff: "do you enjoy being here?"

hose: "sometimes im afraid for my life"

jeff: " why?"

peanut: " taco bell!

lol!!! i luv peanut

[VrellaUSA]

Jeff is very funny not like Chris rock who talk all the time shit about the colors.. Chris is racist guy that's why everybody hates him even his family

[sask34]

In prison + Come here puppet boy.... = Danger danger and in English, this is great humoUr!

[devil66676667]

Left or right.... Or straight down the middle:)

[joemama2455]

who r these 23 fuckers with no sense of humor

[mrdcfan1996]

3 words Jeff Is awesome

[Skylarylaine13]

That's what she said!!

[byExztazy]

i swear that jeff said "blue prius" like 5 times in this ONE youtube vid, lloool

[HeatherMF21]

STOP TOUCHING ME!! LOL

[nothingtohide12354]

Jeff: Jose, what do you want for christmas?

Peanut: I think he needs a longer stick.

Jose: Thats not what your mother said....

XD LOLS

[MrsPatriceHayden]

this is funny

[snybskk]

Racist Bastard

[reptilehunter7]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'­m gay! lmfao

[TheAxelProject]

please tell me i'm adopted!

[AnthonyLauziere29]

This is so freaken hilarious

[thebeast184]

walter = red foreman

[RobDykeman]

I know peanut is the best charachter ever

[Bcdyo1]

wth no make your daddy talk 13:10

[treysongzloverism]

lol i luv him so mush he funny, my favorite is peanut then it's Jose then walter

[The10Bullet]

Okay, the next video should have Bubba J. He is drunk and hillarious

[The10Bullet]

If I could do any thing, I would put ducktape on Walter's mouth and over his butt because the next time he blows over half a neiberhood, There will be nothing to blow the next time he farts.

[AKMW3MONKEY]

When A Prius Goes By It Goes iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiim gay... ...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim Gay. And On Isles it goes homo homo homo homo homo.

[TheAnimallover8]

I cracked up at the part with the hair thing

Q

[sexyfoxy1011]

this is soooo fricken hilarious! i love it! Jeff Dunham ROCKS!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!! AWESOMENESS!!! 

[dsalgado16]

i watch this one 100 times i just notice jeff is touching achmed nuts at 6:03

[majorafan09]

@dsalgado16 You idiot! He doesn't have any nuts! XD

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

you censored the very end..."Come here puppet boy...make your Daddy talk."

[sourmeetssweet]

"stop touching meeeeeeeee!!!! i kiillllll yoouuuu!!!" LMFAO i love that

[mrstephen443]

this video is f##### funny

[IScreamoForIceCream]

Walter: You know that big earthquake we just had?

Jeff: Yeah

Walter: About 2 seconds before that i told my grandson to pull my finger. He pulled it i farted and half the neighborhood fell down.

Lol i love that one

[KatelynMarie221]

When it goes by it sounds iiiiiiimmmm gggaayyy and when it idols it sounds

Homohomohomohomo

[wiihand10]

Come here puppet boy. And after it is peanut: you are going to be someone whore. Jalapeño: on a stick

[Gaopk]

you are so funny your shows are good

[pinkforcure]

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants

[bluetonkin]

Funny as hell

[bcmarilynmansonfan2]

betcha cant fuckin do it again! lol

[Fuktupratbag]

OMG this is some funny shit ! Dunham is a great comedian ! laughed my ass off.

[haloman1319]

I laughed so hard

[ChipmunkCheeks007]

It goes past going Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay.....Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay... and when it idles it goes homo homo homo homoh LMFAO !!!! ove this guy!! xxx

[FunnyLittleRedHead]

you have a nice day too Walter........NOT!!!!!>:P (love walter)

[sonicgoku24]

Oh come on you go purple you never go back

Lol

[prettygirlssss122]

i did the same thing with two cathloc priests except with a small boy and the winner had to fught michael jackson!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha lmao

[KratosVSJax]

In the Sunshine... Having some Ice Tea... Look to my side, Oh Look a Little Cloud. About three Minutes Later WOOOOHHSHSOOOOSH. HOLY CRAAAAAAAP. The locals are hanging on the Palm Trees, WE LOVE IT HEEERE!

[anth0044]

He's so good, he must have some kind of split personality..or..

[SaraahTribiani]

Are you here on a work visa?

HE'S HERE ON A STIK lmfao

[ThatGuyFromDK]

that is not shoking.... well maybe for americans

[MrsSmart99]

1:56 LOVE Jeff's reaction!!!!

[xBUGGY97x]

Everytime I watch jeff, I laugh so hard and Piss myself :D

[CSXfoamer97]

2:17 I live in Florida and I couldn't agree more. Everyone thinks Florida is heaven. well geuss what.... ITS NOT!!! We got hurricanes and A LOT of rain. Maybe even floods and tornadoes!

[Baker8807]

@ 3:49 enough said! hahahah!

[SasseyAmber]

Athiests celebrate christmas too ..... We just dont link it to religeon....js

[OldNewsThinker]

@SasseyAmber annual present day?

[KratosVSJax]

I wouldn't kill the Jews no!.... I toss a Penny Between them and fight to the DEATH.... Aaaaahahahaha

[snowicebecca]

My grandson pulled my finger and half the neighbour hood fell he's never come near me since LOL!

[Ptoman5]

You cut out part of the last clip, the best part!

It goes:

"come here puppet boy! Come make daddy talk!"

[snowicebecca]

What happens in D.C stays on YouTube xD just live this!

[DukelyandSusan]

Get him booked for "Two and One-Half Men"!!!! This act is so much better than Ashton Kutcher!!!!!!!

[FuurTehWins]

@bbeard396

[rugratsrule3]

Walter:GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU LEARN THE FUCKIN LANGUAGE!!

[RainbowSnow101]

That's what she said.

[365darkangel]

when walter made fun of what achmed does jeff should of made achmed talk and comment on what walter said tht would be funny :3

[wpeake99]

Oh god I had trouble breathing

[ChibbiLove]

Holy crap i'm in the air!!

[cirquedusolielfan]

jeff dunham:do you haveve any other powers.

Melvin:X-ray vision

jeff dunham:really

Melvin:ahha

Jeff dunham:can you see through anything practical like clothes?

Melvin:youre sick...yes...i like looking at boobies!!!!!!!

LLLLMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOO

[TheMrtanners]

@cirquedusolielfan its really AH HA!

[cirquedusolielfan]

jeff dunham:ok dont move.

achmed: ok i will not move my ass.

Puppet in the backround:You idiot you dont have an ass!

LMFAO

[oriah00WOOZWORLD]

OMG I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM! HE'S HILARIOUS! And just three months ago i turned 11! :DDDD

[ilovegames256]

I think Walter made 18 YouTude accounts to dislike this video.

[justawsome9Studios]

@wwwtotalitaerde What the hell are you talking about

[Srkgtf100]

I love peanut

[silverdraco2134]

"im sorry brad pitt, but im the kid and im frickin THIRSTY!!!!!" lmao!!!

[jidaawi10]

Peanut: Ow c'mon. When U go Purple U never go back!!! hahaha... laughed to the death :P

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[bbeard396]

jeff: why not

penut: he come here puppet boy

lollollolol

[slackykill00]

I say Peanut is the best



[GuttenSnorre]

17 people drives a blue prius

[GuttenSnorre]

"my biggest decition today well be left or right? alright, down the middle!" *blvlvlvlvluh*

[RoxXMovieMaker]

Walter : thats a sad little car

Jeff : its a good vehicle

Walter : have you ever heard it when it goes by ?

Jeff : no

Walter : IAAAAAAAAA IM GAY !

[123musicmonkey]

YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!

[bigtimecrush7]

Jeff: Don't look at me!

Achmed" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

;D

[bigtimecrush7]

Guitar dude: Don't look at me!

Achmed: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

;D

[RealMadrid560]

2:17 for a second, you can see all the racist people like the woman who raises her arms haha. She's like 'YEAH! Fuck you if you can't learn the language.'

[imdamama1973]

 1:07-1:18 GREAT!!!!

[farmor2011]

I LOVE THE SHOW LOL

[MrBoobtube14]

shocking........



[grizzlyguy365]

who dislikes these things there funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XB0XWOWADDICT]

COME HERE PUPPET BOY!!!

[sonicgirl209]

I'm just standing on the beach, enjoying the sunshine, got a little ice tea, and I look over and say,'Oh look a little cloud'.Three minutes later WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!HOLY CRAP!!!!!And the locals are hanging onto the palm trees saying,'WE LOVE IT HERE!!!!!!!!

Gosh, Walter can say the funniest things.

[shawn123573]

My fav next 2 dave chappel

[TheCoonNdFriends]

'niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy I'm GAAAaaayyyyyiii...."

[fandbmgr2012]

one of the funniest guys around!

[ItsAshere]

2:24-3:00 is so true its hilarious <3 Gotta love us locals!

[BabyFunny01]

ตลกมากค่ะ

[ssickles9]

5:23 lol

[xXravynStormXx]

remember me never to go to Florida.xD

[mysteriouslove1998]

what u dont let jews into your bar?? u racist bastard!! HAHAHAHAHAH

[DrBluesGroove]

STOP TOUCHING ME YOU GAY



[amicrs]

@DrBluesGroove do what again

[megscomet]

Iii'm gay iiii'm gay and I like living in Florida

[1000jlg]

9:54-10:56 is was kind of funny because that was on tv right before controlled chaos was where he says he got divorced.... Poor Guy

[BoreusRex]

Loveeee himmm

[michaelidesca]

Jeff awsome

[lostinyournightmares]

Aw!!! What happened to the last one?????

Peanut: Come here puppet boy!

Audience: lmao

Peanut: Make your daddy talk!

Audience: LLLLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOOO

[taylerdarlene]

15 people hit the wrong button

[bellaswan3225]

Walter: It goes, "Iiiiiii'm Gay! Iiiiiii'm Gay!" And when it idles it goes, "Homo homo homo."

[JessTurner2403]

Iiiiiiiim gay. Iiiiiiiiim gay. LOL!

14 people hit the wrong button from laughing so hard....!