Seinfeld: Kramer on Marriage

[RemusRomulas]

talking about our days !?!? what is this 20 questions? fuck that! lol jk

<3 love ya hun

[Jaso700]

OoooH YEAH! Krammer is full of wisdom! LOL!

[Nishbot]

1 person had no idea

[SonofJud]

very carlinesque delivery

[zufgh]

I'm disturbed to wonder how Kramer knows all of this....

[OUWATZAHLE08]

MENATL YOU MOTHER IS BASTARD YOUR FATHER IS A BASTARD FOR RASING YOU FUCKHOLE

[RoederGaming]

@OUWATZAHLE08 Your grammar is not so good.

[OUWATZAHLE08]

fuck marriage im 30 im glad that im not married im so free

[DeFlack]

Press 7 for dinner time.

[SPQR506]

One of the Best Sitcoms ever!!! 

[BlazeUp1231]

ROFLLLLLL kramer knows his stuff

[topherapodaca]

Its funny because its so damn true

[hockeyguy898989]

Kramer knows what life is about, haha!

[yeahthrowingdownroc]

lol "you get up she's there!!" "you go to bed she's there!"

[Burncourtable]

All guys need to hear this

[Ivaron2]

@Jimpich Did you live under a rock during the feminist movement? The simple truth is that it's the one who has the least authority in the relation is more likely to feel "trapped" in it, because they feel that their partner could get someone better. Yes, women are more likely to feel this way. You want to know why? Because they gravitate toward liking the wrong kind of men. There are plenty of men aren't like that, but those guys have a much harder time finding a partner in the first place.

[yt82lic]

"u talk about your day!" =O O.o fuck that shit

[TheJellymonty]

"YOU HAVE NOOO IDEA!" LMAO

1 person is doing time in a man made prison

[mancydude]

1 person talked about their day.

[CiachoLover]

Weel, I'm married and I can't wait to bunk up once again and talk about my day. :p

[bhj2007]

@CiachoLover I needed to read your replay cos i'm about to get married .

[HuskerSeaofRed]

I love it how all the sudden Kramer is the advice giver.

[Ivaron2]

@HuskerSeaofRed Why? I found it totally in-character for him.

[HuskerSeaofRed]

@Ivaron2 Of course it is. That's one of the things that's great about Kramer!

[cnh2132]

What the hell was he eating from that plate?!?

[dangerousrandy]

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome. 

[cgsoccer06]

I'd like to see Kramer do an episode or two on Whose Line Is It Anyway haha

[itechkid]

Classic. And I love the Seinimation version of it :D

[Marsdevilsvolta]

u can tell this scene is a larry david rant

[crumcon]

come on, he just mind raped jerry so he could take his sandwich from the fridge :)

[kelvinkish]

"IS IT ALRIGHT TO USE THE BATHROOM." ROFL KRAMER

[kelvinkish]

"IS IT ALRIGHT TO USE THE BATHROOM.." ROFL KRAMER

[prana19]

"you know what you do at dinner? you talk about your day?"

[neekrusher]

Out of all the lines that Kramer has said on Seinfeld. The marriage summary is one of the best scenes ever. IS ALL RIGHT IF USE THE BATHROOM NOOOOW.

[lloplop]

IT'S SAD, JERRY, IT'S A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS!



[jakep1979]

In essence the way that Kramer just walked in and helped himself with eating Jerry's sandwiches without even asking is almost like the equivelent of being married.

[scottab140]

@jakep1979 Great observation to the little details!

[AlanAlan2001]

This is really the best scene in Seinfeld!

[AlanAlan2001]

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

[cabdirahman]

jerry "im glad we had this talk"

Kramer "OH U HAVE NO IDEA!" lmaooo!!!

[MrHarrylime79]

This is all so true. Well said Kramer

[sanbi221]

Anyone notice the kind of shirt Jerry was wearing? It looked like a prison shirt except in wasn't black and white.

[thestranger4812]

Marriage and poison is the same word in Swedish. True story.

[batmanaa03]

That's why I managed to say single this whole time.

[giantmetfan06]

I love how he reaches into the fridge and pulls out a plate with a sandwich on it.

[Scuggz]

Now this is officially the best kramer scene.

[acedaface954]

man i have always loved that shirt seinfeld is wearing.

[vladgolcea]

Wooo I have all the series and all the episodes :D does anybody have some extra footage I could get from them ? :)

[Monkeykid2456]

Seinfeld: Kramer on Marriage

[Superboy316KING]

this is so true!!!!!!!

[acedaface954]

@Superboy316KING yup. thats why so many older dudes refer to their wives as "the boss". lol i'm talking ages ranging from 40 on up. a man who doesn't realize his woman is his boss is purely delusional.

[hitmenow]

@MegaDrProfessor in america we wear orange jumpsuits

[HeRacesTheSun]

@MegaDrProfessor Your'e good, I'll bet you are the only one in the whole world who noticed the prison stripes! Too funny, if we could only digitally insert a convict number, thanks for pointing it out...

[HeRacesTheSun]

A man in his 20's thinks he needs to get married, in his 30's starts to wonder why he got married, in his 40's realizes he is 'doing time', in his 50's gets divorced and released from prison, watches this Seinfeld episode wishing he could have seen it in his 20's and known that it was completely true!

[auw9]

such a succinct answer: THERE ISN'T!!!

[scottd0676]

You got to love Kramer and his unbridled candor.

[AnotherSchmoe]

"IS IT ALRIGHT IF I USE THE BATHROOM NOWWW?" *sadface*

lol, Kramer is awesome. Now I haven't been married, but from what I've observed it seems like most marriages end up this way after several years. Some people have great marriages that last a lifetime and they remain happy and in love, and I'm happy for them, but most people I meet do look like they're living in prisons (applies to both genders!). Very unfortunate.

[pissmissile]

lol such an accurate account of marriage

[Ciulii]

this is so true !

[WhatsInYoFridge]

One of the best things about this video is the audience's laughter. Listening to it makes the video even more hilarious!

[bitchasswolfboy]

"BECAUSE ITS DINNER TIME" 

[TheDmanWiThiN]

isnt this scene slightly edited, like other scenes, on tv?

[PhilErup2000000]

This may be my favourite Seinfeld bit ever!

[peteri212]

you're doin tiiimme !

[galagaace78]

kramer is a worldly man, wise behind his years. yeah he's knows what's up.

[WJValente]

Best advice ever!!!

[Bigjondotorg]

hahaha i agree with everything kramer said, soo true

[uchida2000]

it is so funny when they relized there kids there not men!

[TheJd3000]

Kramer has a way of saying what's on his mind

[BMD101]

"Let me clue you in on something - there isn't"!!!

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

I love this lol :)

[ScottKeith7025]

THIS

IS

GENIUS

[crazydudetz]

i don't know why but everytime i'm at an electronics store, my friends and i go to the dvd section and look for seinfeld...even though we never buy them. that's how big of seinfeld fans we are.

[helloofiree]

does any one know where i can find the full episode?

[jackdav34]

Man-made prisons! You're doing time!

[great769]

@jackdav34 The only word in the English Language that is really a sentence, Marriage.

[HeRacesTheSun]

@great769 A one word sentence, a lifetime of misery, brilliant!

[ouivuwah]

True