POKEMON SEX!

[mrfluffpanda]

HOLY SHIT

[mrfluffpanda]

XD

[pokefan12340]

i already have a lvl 100 Arceus

[xODDMASTERx]

@pokefan12340 cuz u cheat

[greatfinds1001]

:DDDD 

[PokePersonPower]

pimpnite posts this kind of videos too

[SirPreyasThe619]

An akward moment is when you realize

the pokemon day-care is in Route 34.

[bouncycomix]

@SirPreyasThe619 An awkward moment is when you realize

you copy top comments.

[SirPreyasThe619]

@bouncycomix

Don't blame me, It just came back to me.

[bouncycomix]

@SirPreyasThe619 I'm not blaming you. I'm calling you out on it, but I'm not blaming you.

[SirPreyasThe619]

@bouncycomix

But I didn't purposely copy anyone. I first heard of it

through an insperational and thought it would fit this

vid.

[Foreversouth0]

@Scarmage1

> implying the girl didn't give birth

> implying his character has the dick.

[Foreversouth0]

Your character is a complete whore and apparently has a holy vagina.

[Scarmage1]

u know this means pokemon are reptiles because they have egg birth, not live birth

[MegaVampiressuck]

@Scarmage1 cough platypus cough

[DoomedDragonz]

How the heck did Arceus get in there?

[tidus1336]

I want this song so badly right now, this song is BOSS!!

[name20289]

what the hell did i just watched

[shadowsa2b]

where the heck did arceus come from?! and why no munchlax or eevee egg?

[SifKei]

SOPA led me here...

[MrKrewlty]

Shiny caterpie how!!

[MrCORNBREDD]

Poke smush.



[xman123410]

how did you get a shiny caterpie?

[RogueGamer25]

Lmao at forever hard and u jelly?

[EatAnOctorok]

Me: lol My sister: Safe sex my ass. *nearby Wailord hears, gently slams head on the house* My sister: Oh no... how did he hear from outside? And what is one doing on land with no deep enough water for at least 100km? Wailord: *knocks roof off house, tells a Golurk to bring my sister outside* Golurk: *grabs my sister, jumps over wall* Me: DAMN IT My sister: I couldn't have said it better myself. Me: Wailord, my sister used a figure of speech. Wailord: ... *blinks* My sister: O_O HELP ME

[sturm2005]

Haha!

[XcaliburFF]

how pokemon multiply? O___O

I never though about that...

[TheBrothaIz]

eeveelution  sweep?

[Britterzbee]

Lolwhat?? XD

[itisakatie]

Weird part of the internet again...

Also:

Hot Wailord on Skitty action.

[nagastrike]

what's the song? :D

[MegaToontownplayer]

AK Aproved LOL

[LokoDeri]

Lol.

[Edwin20362]

Lolwut 

[lucariokiddo]

lol!

[PokemonMaster1015]

At 1:13 might I say, "Sexlax"?

[alanshearerer]

I don't get this



[undercoverpivotdudes]

hey nite, look i can break youtube. ­­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็­็ . mhm.

[FabioDaButterMan]

>Stick a trollface in everything

>???

>Profit

[20001IR]

Arceus?

[ArtByKarenEHaley]

How could you forget Ditto?

This was weird...

[Matthewroxtheparty]

the arceus was clearly hacked but just wandering, was the shiny caterpie that u hatched legit? be funny if it was actually not intended by u to be a shiny and was a 1 in 8,192 shiny! that wud mean epicness!

[TheBaragonDraconis]

ಠ_ಠ

[loveliecoraima]

Too funny

[Dankku123]

Why wailord turns into a pokeball when u go to the day care???

And the others not??

?

[YoshiWillWinForever]

@Dankku123 It's too big inside buildings xD

Yeah seriously that's true.

[undercoverpivotdudes]

@Dankku123 cuz he cant fit in the door?

[theniftyneddd]

lole

[bartjeboterbloem]

wtf arceaus

[Gretgor666]

I can't like for Safe Sex, for Safe Sex doesn't give Eggs :(

[WishingTimetraveler]

Day care Trololo man!

[MrYoshifannumba2]

Troll'd lol

[TripleTribal]

Holy shit you did a legendary pokémon? Shit's so cash!

[ch0colatemilk]

The cloyster and metapod part had me rolling on the floor.

[jessedagamer]

PLEASE PIMPNITE I really want to see a Tynamo sweep. If you pull this off, you are God.

[YaRoCheSsa]

dem troll faces r starin'... e_e

[futiniano]

I´ve seen enought Entei to know where all this is going

[xoxoxo123ist]

@futiniano ohhhh, i see what you did there

[RaichuRhapsody]

Caterpie, Dratini, then ARCEUS?!!! WTF?

[volkswagenginetta]

route 34 lulz

[snurfsnarf]

Funny how this all happens on Route 34...

RULE 34.

ROUTE 34.

[PrincessZeldaBlaze]

WTF Arceus O__o

[SyaoranXiaoLi]

"Marill says safe sex!", remember people! Pokemon are not like STDs! You do not want to catch 'em all!

[jthespenger]

i thought u were gonna play i just had sex the remix my yfm

[Naoki2534]

Pokephilia mode:ON

[gladOSfollower]

0:55 gamma ray by downlink

[RainbowDashPhD]

Safe sex my ass

I WANT AN ARCEUS

[familyguy7229]

@RainbowDashPhD Don't you mean safe sex IN your ass?

[RascalTheChao]

@RainbowDashPhD Ewwww

[antonylo1]

if you want STDs we can giv it to u free =)

[rope435]

What's the music?

[spartan6790]

aww snap, shiney caterpie

[SnowboardinNinja]

"If you want your virginity back, it'll cost you 9999 pokedollars."

[Mr24351991]

"MARILL SAYS SAFE SEX" gives you an ARCEUS ^_^

[Hifrombuddha]

I was gonna make a sexual joke about this.... butt fuck it

[gogomarioloshi]

@Hifrombuddha lol that's second time i heard that joke

[Grindshock]

Awwww! What a cute baby Arceus!

[FeraligatrPwnsAll]

Um..

[ShinyThundurus]

wtf pimp

[joangura]

Arceus?! o_O  HAAAXXX

[SMWjunkie2]

Looks like I gotta clear my Internet history again...

[Asrender1]

Am I the only one who is amaze by the Arceus egg?

[ShinyPokemon5]

Uhh...



[ShadowtheGod8]

I have a level 100, shiny Haxorus with perfect EV in egg. O_O I don't want to see what happens if it will hatch. lol So I think Arceus is better. \:D/

[chopo1011]

....

[PokeloonsNJ]

I agree with marill :P

[C4rrEternal]

how could you use wailord and not skitty? i wanna see some HWOSA if you know what i mean :)

[ThatWhiteAura]

85th

[SapphireCarbuncle009]

PIMPNITE, what the hell were you smoking when you made this? Whatever it is, I'll take a dozen orders of it. ;)

[TheChaolinArmy777]

the egg hatch into a arceus WTF!!!!!

[bornwithAwesome]

I don't even.. You troll!

[115darc115]

I... uhh... what?



[altadorknight]

Rule 34...

On route 34...

[nagastrike]

whats the song?

[AuroraLights493]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....? WTF? Oo

[pokemonrocks08]

that made no sense but was still pretty funny.

[5555Dragonmaster]

Unce unce unce unce

[The010Scotty]

Was that Caterpie Shiny!!!?

That was Lucky

[The010Scotty]

@Knittwitty74

Watch clash of the Titans

The God has a kid a DemyGod so if Arcues Bred with a Raichu there would be a Pichu that is a Demy God

Nerd Power!

[knittwitty74]

Arcus does not come from an egg it'a a pokeagod therefor it can not breed with other Pokemon. Off topic a bit it's amazing how the daycare couple(s) in the games clame not to know hoe the egg got there. A bit odd if you ask me.

[TheBlackKatana]

wtf did i just watch?

[BillyBlader141]

F*** Yea PokePorn My fav :D

[Jsmith12292]

WTF?

[Masterofxtreme93]

didnt i see something like this from haydunn?

[TheJoeyland]

Whats the song???

[FlyingBeast009]

uh yeah make more porn videos *-*

[chazzet27]

Smosh quote "Hey girl, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?"

[FuryRainbow]

@chazzet27 SHUT UP!

[chazzet27]

@FuryRainbow XD nice one! btw, LUV ur profile pic! My fave Pony!

[fredrick01]

@FuryRainbow Y U NO BE ONLINE ON SKYPE?

[FuryRainbow]

@fredrick01 Sorry i ain't been on skype. i'mn busy irl etc. Also, can you pm me in the future? People can see what we are saying.

[fredrick01]

@FuryRainbow ok, but plz log in

[FuryRainbow]

@fredrick01 I'll login in a bit. I got to go somewhere. But don't worry, i'll login ofc! =3

[crazyseandx]

how on earth did you HATCH an ARCEUS?!

[Robiblogs]

Can I put my onix on your cloyster

[SvdZolo]

arceus hatched from the egg...

so PIMPNITE was there... at the very beginning...

LOL

[kazu0kaz1]

Trol lol lol lol

[Gengonite]

You be Trollin Pimpnite.

[scythernoob1]

Now I know why its so expensive.....

[PIMPTOILET]

@EnteiAndRaikou sense of humour: you have none = D

[EnteiAndRaikou]

@PIMPTOILET Wrong. The joke is as old as your grandma.

[BillyBlader141]

1:43 Isn't that Caterpie shiny?

[PIMPNITE]

@BillyBlader141 Funny you should ask, because that was hatched legit on an emulator O_O

[BillyBlader141]

@PIMPNITE Crap.

[JacomeFelg]

@PIMPNITE

wait

this is on an emulator?

then how have you been battling diferent people during your videos?

[legofreak1109]

@PIMPNITE O_O what the fuck

[MrYoshifannumba2]

@BillyBlader141 Hard to get.

[OsamaBinLaden10000]

FAGGOTS THOUGHT I WAS DEAD BUT I WAS SHAKING HANDS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA IN OUR PRIVATE CIGAR CLUB

[oblivious2pain1]

Did my ears decieve me or was there a moaning woman in the back ground lmao.

[KarmaGotDelivered]

problem?

[joyniti]

if you want ur *insert funny pkmn name here* back, it will cost you 99999999 bucks

[JusticeTheFair]

mml is cool

[InvincibleInBattle]

Hmm I really laughed hard at the wailord behind you

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

"If you want your penis back, it'll cost you 1000 pokedollars."

[crazyseandx]

@JulianimeIsAmazing "250 pokedollars for your purse containing your "pokeballs" back."

[omgimgfut]

i won't dislike it but I did not enjoy that

[epicmon51]

THE DARE CARE MAN MUST MAKE A DECENT WAGE MAYBE I SHOULD PUT SHARES IN IT AS I AM PONDERING RETIREMENT SOON

[JL3Wind]

I don't even

[TheMachoMale33]

I thought the policeman was going to whip his **** out ROFL

[LunarSonic]

Well it IS called Route 34 for a reason.

[calzagheisthebest]

didn't understand this atall, tbh. according to the likes and comments this is funny but again i don't see it.

[XLeafBlade]

Was it really THAT necessary?

[GeminiOfTheSloppyVag]

@XLeafBlade your mum is necessary heheheheheheheheheehehe

[XLeafBlade]

@GeminiOfTheSloppyVag No, it's opposite, your mom is necessary. And if she isn't, then what rights do you have to talk about my mom? none i belive.

[TheNathvar]

This is the reason why I subbed you!

[TheMrminimario]

I dont know I'm alowed to watch this...

[thumbdownu]

lol omg xD

[remcodelange94]

LMAO

[gunmand9]

how can i get arces from an egg?!

[15nomcipe]

@gunmand9 By fingering your assole :)

[TheXpertPlayer]

@gunmand9 you can't

[shinyhunterzach]

...I'm not sure what just happened...

[CallOfTheHaunted100]

DESTINY FORETOLD I WOULD SPIT MY GOLDEN GRAPES OUT LAUGHING

[Harleymuun]

Lmao, was the YEHS captain falcon sped up?

[Dinnos100]

Before 300

[Hayastantzi92]

Holy Shit

[PokePlatiner]

WTF o______o

[TheIcyBlade99]

All I can say is: ...

[nagastrike]

whats the song?

[Killer64789]

MAD POKÉMON!! XDDDD

[gotts114]

u never cease to amaze me with lol

[Dr4gonshade]

._.

[ThePokekid78]

After Arceus hatched I just knew it would be a Magikarp next.....

[Sushi123789]

Wtf

[gtjjuh]

What..?

[lordmencer1]

WTF LOL FUNNY

[ImAWizrd]

How do you get your recordings to fit the youtube video size? I can seem to remove the C-gear from my Pokemon black playthrough without it messing up the aspect ratio :(

[Kenzen111]

...



[digisprite]

0.o but what how

[TheMikemanshino]

0_____________0

[MasterZhaituki]

What did i watch... O.o

[henrikf123]

wtf did i watch?

[Wonderwhale5]

Benhind it all?

[TROLLGONZ]

first ~