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  • Dane Cook is a tool.

  • My left ear enjoyed this

  • all dave can do is agree and laugh.

  • lol the sound comes only from the left speaker xD

  • Fucking asshat

  • Right sound is off :P

  • Dane's face on the thumbnail :D

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  • What the fuck is wrong with this video? THERES NO FUCKING SOOOOOUNDDDD!

  • @KermieWorm14 there's no right channel. the sound is fine

  • @KermieWorm14 plug your speakers in

  • 240p, we meet again..

  • Hey 327 DUMBASSES! How many times do I have to tell U that the DISLIKE button is NOT the DOWNLOAD button!

  • Everyone I know says I sound like Dane Cook...guess this bit of audio settles the dispute, I do.

  • 240p we meet again

  • has anyone noticed he cant sit still

  • @XxHALOxX1951 it's actually a psychological trick to hold your focus on what he's saying, it's what makes his comedy top notch, the movement and choreography that goes with his comedy. imagine he was just standing still and telling a story, it would be dull and boring.

  • Of course a lot of yall will hate on dane cook, he looks great, he is funny, famous and he gets a bunch of pussy, and he's a white dude, KEEP HATING BITCHES. DANE #1. oh! and he got swag

  • I thought this guy was ok until I saw his very unfunny athiest standup - what a self satisfied, smug douche.

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  • @emily496351detective Dear Emily, I'm not an athiest and I found it bland and boring ... but then again I don't fancy him ... I did however think his impression of Tom Cruise was spot on and courageous ... more than likely killed his career in Hollywood ... I mean seriously making fun of athiests and Tom Cruise ... the kiss of death in Hollywood.

  • @emily496351detective From Wiki as per my comment on Tom Cruise "In 2010, Cook auditioned for the role of Captain America for Captain America: The First Avenger, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part" ... as I said making fun of athiests probably ok but making fun of Tom Cruise kiss of death. He has my respect.

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  • @vohshkab Boohoo, looks like somebody can't take a joke

  • I'm watching videos of him in an attempt to find an appearance where he is funny. Nothing yet.

  • spoiler alert the movie came out years ago

  • yea that was from vicious circle

  • emily, im not sure people understand ur joke...i understand. all dane cook fans should get it

  • This is almost as funny as ballpoint pen next to my keyboard! It's yellow, and it has a cap!!

  • in my head i always pronouce Dane Cock

  • letterman interrupts with random comments too much...

  • LOL they filmed in Costco! Hey that looks like my local Costco! :D

  • i like him he is so adorable and funny :DD

  • Its weird seeing him in a suit

  • @SIMPLEBMX002 its wierd seeing your mom naked.

  • how can u like a vid with no sound?

  • @stargateMunky I never said his jokes were funnier than other comedians. I just said he is funny and while I agree that Dave Chappelle is a great comic, if you look at his earlier work he wasn't as...how did you put it? "well thought out and logical" If you want to start discussing great comics we can name a whole bunch.....Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks...etc .You can't always compare jokes of comedians because each bring their own style.

  • hahahahaha!!!!!! this is funny as heck lol :P

  • I LOVE Dane Cook, he is one sexy motherfucker and he makes me laugh my ass off every time I see him in anything!!!! "I did my best!" :-)

  • i gguess you have to be american to get him

  • Dane Cook is hilarious....anyone who doesn't think so has a right to think so, but he's laughing all the way to the bank

  • @TheJoti13 what exactly is funny about him? why are his jokes funnier than others as opposed to say dave chapelle who has well thought out logical jokes that play on complex subtle non sequiturs.

  • 3 words: overrated monkey

  • DANE C@@K IS A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FEVER55555 Dane > you

  • I saw Employee of the Month, it was funny as hell...

  • What's worse than bad comedian? An over-confident one who doesn't know it!

  • @MenacingPhantom Well here's a question to ask yourself. does that mean that millions of people are overconfident about dane cook being funny? I think its a matter opinion if you ask me. just sayin.

  • LOVE HIM SO MUCH

  • i fucking hate dane cook.

    lie accomplished

  • @emily496351detective genius hahahahaaha

  • I don't understand why ppl go to a video if they don't find it entertaining, or just to say bad stuff about it. I wouldn't go to a video titled "Woodworking: How to make a chair" just to say "wow this is stupid as shit" if i find it stupid. Whatever you like, it's on youtube. Go find a video of something you like, and watch it. Just don't piss other people off who enjoy something you don't.

  • @WackidWally2 a lot of times i don't think it's a question of trolling. often i'll be casually cruising thru videos and it's really amazing where you might end up. so then it's either: oh, i like this or that, let me check this one out. or...it's, hey what ever happen to this or that, they really fell off the radar. let me watch it so i can make a snarky remark. hahaha. yeah, snarky. it's a word. google that shit :p

  • Boston is retarted -_- or rather the bastards and morons in them are. I understand that Dane was young and all and didnt know the audience had no sense of humor nor respect, but really? I hate it here -_- Boston sucks, and its a shame i was born here.

    DANE COOK FTW!

  • It's not whether he's funny or not, it's just that his "style" is not for everyone, I prefer a more complicated, intellectual, elaborated routine. I like to make fun of facts, of the "truth" and not make stuff up nor exaggerate things.... Now that i finally got to know him.... I will turn 180 and walk away. :D have a nice day and thx for ur time....

  • Dane Cook AOL messaged my brother when he first started up, haha

  • oh and letterman talks too much........too many side comments WHILE the masta is talking...

  • hahaha dane said "arch nemesis" :P

  • I just realized something...Dane Cook....Is a really nice name...o-o

  • it's kinda funny. all the haters...hating on people who have made millions of dollars, have millions of fans, and the haters are here, watching videos of people they hate...on their small computer screen...sitting at home...doing nothing. hmmm. quite an interesting life you have there.

  • A: i think that Dane is very funny, he brightens up my day.

    B: Enough with the swearing; it only makes what you have to say offensive and stupid

    and c: everyone is entiled to their own opinons, it is called Freedom of speech, so please do not "bag" someone for having a diffent opinion than you; it makes you seem like a hypicritical moron and will only start a unnessary argumant that everyone can read.

    unless of course you do not get enough attention at home... then go ahead.

  • american ppl have a weird sense of humor.

  • one of the best fuck you trolls!

  • He sure is funny...looking.

  • Lol he's awesome. it's also cool that he stuck to it even though ppl were throwing shoes at him. if that happened to me, i'd be like FUCK YOU!!! and start throwing as many shoes back as i could. i wouldn't stop until they were all DEAD...anyways yeah. good job, dane. *cough*

  • This guy is a hack, not even funny..what do people see in this guy? seriously? you have to be brain dead to like the material that he rips off from other lesser comedians....Brian Regan is more funny and doesnt have to use abusive language to get laughs.

  • Hes friggen funny as hell.

  • even if you find him funny, its well known that he rips off material. His 'comedy' is for kids or Christians

  • Dane Cook's peak talent:

    Opening joke :"Hey dave, can I have some of your coffee?"

    comedy fail

  • @KeepEuropeWhite If you dont like it then dont watch your not a hero for stating that he is a cock infact your just a fuckhead if you dont find find Dane Cook funny then i respect your opinion but dont go around paying someone out just because you dont like him.

  • Letterman's laugh is so fake here .. he do this fake laugh everytime his guest just got too much into their own unfunny anecdotes. Its quite obvious here too..

  • @ CapitalBhoy78: u suck as u just jealous that hes world famous comedian and u are just some piece of shit nobody !!!

  • @Eli18ize Dane Cook Steals SHIT!

  • DANE YOU AINT FUNNY DUDE...

  • @CapitalBhoy78 Dude theres a thing called caps lock if you press that you can turn off your caps dude and read crimsontearslikerain comment maybe it wil help your pathetic life asshole if you can't say anything good then don't say anything at all!

  • Someone shit on the coats

    

  • He's wearing a tie O_O.... i miss his Tank tops and baggy pants

  • Who let V1BGY0R out of the atheist/religious people debate?

  • @Godthug How is that relevant to the subject? I'm merely stating that people should be able (and couraged) to express differing views. Whether I'm an atheist or not has absolutely nothing to do with this issue. Fundamentalist Dane Cook fans seem to take personal offense when someone doesn't find him funny (or finds him terribly unfunny and uninventive).

  • wow, you are all sooo mature

  • Why don't you idiots understand, being funny is an OPINION nothing else. There is no proof or evidence that someone is funny, because the only thing that matters is if YOU find him funny or not. Fucking morons........

  • I heard him on z103.5!

  • yaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is funny!!!!!!!

  • He is ok here talking but his standup routine is absolutely horrid. No laughter at his shows just you goony fucks yelling and giving the retarded super finger.

  • The only thing that's making this video funny is the start-stop sympathy laughter he's getting. Comedian indeed, this is fucking embarassing to watch.

    Dane Cook should've listened to his daddy...

  • Steelerfan your mom like retards. Cook sucks bad like your Steelers

  • Does anyone realise how many people put full stops at the end of sentences to Sound smart, or express anger? It's so fucking annoying, it's the internet, unless your applying for a job or something then your not exactly required to be Formal, As long as you don't act like a complete dickhead and people are logical about things then it should be fine, But fucking full stops piss me off when people use them to express anger or make themselves sound intelligent

  • @ReverendNightmare WTF are you talking about? Its called a sentence. To begin another one you have to stop. lol

  • @H2HOtex Yeah, That's true but people use them to express anger and to make themselves sound intelligent, I find them kinda negative

  • if you don't like him why watch and comment the video you guys are idiots

  • @codylody where is the fun in that? [Trolling mode: ON]

  • Lame ! Dane is for immature Nickelback fans

  • @H2HOtex You're a retard! Dane Cook is the BEST!

  • @H2HOtex BOO!

  • hes n

    ot fuuuuuunyyyyy

  • Can I have some of your coffé?

    ha-ha-ha-ha

    -_-'

  • Dane Cook sucks balls

  • @liddddddd  boo!

  • hahahahaha "Girlcrazy53" that was good lmao

  • Daniel Tosh is a billion times better

  • @JoeTube27 his show yes....stand up not for me

  • dane cook=funny bastard

  • What the fuck this was uploaded 2006?

  • Dave: "Haha Shoes?"

  • Dane Cook blatantly steals material from other comics.

  • I am surprised people do not like him oh well he gives me inspiration.

  • I guess 289 people got pegged with lighters and shoes too

  • what a silly bitch

  • is dane repeating skits in this video?

    

  • WoW, I can't laugh.

    It just isn't funny.

  • Dane is allright. He is a bit improv, with really excellent timing. You can see he spent time doing sports growing up: his physical ability is tight, precise, and enegetic.

    He could use some writing, because there is a sense he lacks a critical edge that people like Carlin and Hicks and Stanhope have.

    I think he makes poor choices in scripts as well. He needs a lot of support, but otherwise, he is a exellent performer.

  • Dane is allright. He is a bit improv, with really excellent timing. You can see he spent time doing sports growing up: his physical ability is tight, precise, and enegetic.

    He could use some writing, because there is a sense he lacks a critical edge that people like Carlin and Hicks and Stanhope have.

  • Hedberg pwns Cook

  • @thepeacecat HELL YEAH!!! Mitch Hedberg > Dane Cook.

  • At all haters: If you don't like it, why are you watching it, you morons? Get the fuck away, trolls, and stop ruining things for everybody else to make your pathetic lives feel more important.

  • @crimsontearslikerain Feel some cock

  • @horofiev2 If it was yours, I'm sure I wouldn't. :) Have penis envy, will insult?

  • @crimsontearslikerain Why did Employee Of The Month tank then?

  • @HunterMann Employee of the Month tanked because it wasnt a good movie. That doesnt make the actors bad. Im not a big fan of Dane Cook but he's pretty funny. You guys should stop hating and Go jump off a bridge like who wants you alive seriously? If anything your making him a success by hating so why not just FUCK OFF?

  • @BobbyOGLOC Notice: Until you can start expressing yourself more politely, you'll need to start using another internet.

  • @HunterMann BobbyOGLOC is right. There are plenty of actors who have won academy awards whose other movies have bombed. If that's your only criteria for talent, then you have some serious intelligence issues. I'm sure if you made a movie, it'd tank, too. So you two have that in common, I guess.

  • @crimsontearslikerain The first movie I made cost $125K to make and made $2.5 million in foreign theatrical & home video pre-sales. So, apparently you are w.r.o.n.g. You're trusting the opinion of someone named Ogloc?

  • @HunterMann I don't see what the comment I made about your movie has to do with agreeing with BobbyOGLOC about talented actors being in movies that have bombed. Aside from having nothing to do with your individual talent and my comment on it, it's not an opinion, it's a fact. Look up oscar history if you must and if you can manage to pull your thumb out of your ass.

    And if you're such a hotshot then why are you trolling on youtube? Lead a sad pitiful life do you?

  • @crimsontearslikerain Have you ever wondered why someone like Cook has so many haters? Maybe it's because his talent isn't commensurate with his popularity.

  • Dane Cook is about as funny as a funeral and that is giving him too much credit A total frat house D bag

  • Dane Cook worked HARD to find the material from decent comedians he would later go on to steal from, goddamnit!

  • @davethehostage haha dude, 16 years of hard work, you have no idea what your talkin about, get your research correct before you sound like an idiot

  • @Girlcrazy53 ..uhh, it's kind of glaringly obvious that you're the one who hasn't done his fucking research. Want me to show you the videos that clearly point out where Dane Cook stole material from?

  • @davethehostage awwww your cursing? thats cute. trust me ive followed this guy ever since al and the monkey's, every video that supposedly is quincidental to dane's material is wrong. ive done my research bud dont you worry. but go ahead you can if you want to ive probably seen them anyways. lol

  • @Girlcrazy53 I sound like an idiot because I'm "cursing"? Funny.. I seem to recall various instances in which the very person you're defending (Dane Cook) has used curse words. Interesting double standard, bro. And isn't that convenient - when somebody gives you flat out, obvious proof that your fav comedian has stolen his material from multiple other comedians, all you have to dismiss it is say "I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH AND YOU'RE WRONG".

  • @davethehostage lol you didnt understand what i was sayin, i just thought it was funny that your cursing at someone on the internet..hahaha dude are you gonna say "according to my calculations" next? because you relize your logic is making no sense your just tryin to sound smart. but its okay i know im right ive met the guy twice, he rights his own material and has been since his first bit "i was raped by a snowman" didnt know that did you? dont even try to argue dude. hahahaha ive already won

  • @Girlcrazy53 lol, it's nice to see that you think you've already "won" simply because you add the words "I've already won" at the end of the paragraph. and yeah, I'm definitely "Just tryin to sound smart" with all my fancy grammar and such. Just because you have the writing capacity of a fourth grader with autism, doesn't mean the rest of us are jsut trying to impress you, genius. Moving on.. how does "I've met the guy" prove he hasn't stolen material? Oh, wait, that's right. It doesn't.

  • @davethehostage haha wow man...i was hoping at least 5th grade capacity, kinda took it to far with autism but its alright im glad to see your talking about yourself in third person. but here's a crazy question, why the hell are you on here if you dont like the guy? and the fact that i met him was just a fun fact i thought id brighten this debate a little. but yes nice grammer im glad erkil isnt a fictional character. but "according to MY calculations" 16 years of hard work. you dont have shit.

  • @Girlcrazy53 This video was in the related videos, and I was curious to see if Dane Cook had ever actually been funny. Perhaps the comment box is meant for people of varying opinions, and not just ones that fall under the category of "OMG IM ROFLING". And just a helpful hint, don't place something YOU said ("according to MY calculations") in quotations. Not a grammar Nazi, but I do what I can to assist the mentally handicapped.

  • @davethehostage oh your right...dane isnt funny, i mean he's only had 2 albums go platnum and is the only stand up comedien to get as a big as a rock star status. awh thats cute, your a grammer Nazi? can you correct me on my spelling next? hahaha. like i said, 16 years, you aint got shit. educate yourself, your getting embarrased. you havent proved a thing man so good job. see ya 30 year old on youtube who's still trying to find himself. im sorry your so depressed, i hope your rash get better. 

  • @Girlcrazy53 Well, theres a couple others that are as famous as him

  • @generationx1254 not really, im talkin stand up wise. id say kevin hart is close though

  • @Girlcrazy53 well, i meant as in jeff dunham , russell peters, chris rock and such

  • @generationx1254 yeah but they didnt sell out madison square garden. dane has like a concert rock star status as a stand up comedian. chris rock got big because of his movies.

  • @Girlcrazy53 russell peters sold out madison square, it was in his book :P

  • @generationx1254 lol being as big as dane opened every avenue of entertainment, movies, letterman show, anything you can think of cause he worked his ass off for so long

  • @Girlcrazy53 Despite the fact that I find it almost easier to laugh at any of Cook's routines than to make any sense of your grammatically incorrect and logically unsound ranting, your argument is somewhat cute. Are you arguing that Dane Cook must be funny because he has a lot of fans? It could just as easily be pointed out that it just proves the mental functioning (or lack thereof) of their fans. Justin Bieber is also very popular. Would you therefore infer that his music is good? :-(

  • And after all the carefully worded condescension in your comment, you could have easily spent the time doing something productive, like murdering Dane Cook.

  • @GSNRecords Contrary to your statement, I wasn't being condescending but rather, pointing out a flaw in Girlcrazy53's reasoning. In fact, if you pay close enough attention, you just might realize that it is Girlcrazy53 who is being condescending. She implicitly states that just because she (and others like her) find Dane Cook funny, this somehow translates to objective quality and should not be open to debate.

  • @GSNRecords Furthermore, my first comment required no extra effort, whereas killing anyone (let alone anyone as famous as Dane Cook) certainly would've required a great deal of effort. But none of this matters because it has nothing to do with the issue. I just thought I'd clarify that I'm more inclined to expose spacious reasoning rather than travelling around the world, killing people I don't find funny.

  • @Girlcrazy53 : Actually, George Carlin, Cheech and Chong, and Sam Kinison all had rock star status. Sam Kinison actually was on stage w/rock legends and did one of the best music vids of the 80's.

  • @Girlcrazy53 Why dont u go suck a cock! Look at urself 1st b4 u criticize others u fucker.

  • @Girlcrazy53 you say *educate yourself* after saying spelling/grammar don't matter

    cool hypocrisy bro

  • @Girlcrazy53 - Hes as funny as protate cancer

  • @ginganz13 i don't know what protate cancer is but it sounds funny....

  • @Girlcrazy53 hi im trolling.

  • @Girlcrazy53 so did rebecca black...according to your logic she's on par with michael jackson

    not quite sure how him being 30 has ANYTHING to do with whether he's right or wrong.

  • ugh it's his voice too that makes people like him, but I can't stand it ... that kind of voice is such an affectation.

  • @epiksonik what do you mean? You mean like tough sounding or something? Cuz i was thinking about this and i couldn't really explain or something...

  • im watching thinking "Who throws a show?....Honestly?

  • Danes parents prolly threw lighters and shoes and him too XD

  • I just realized how handsome Dane is 8P BD

  • ong letterman hasnt changed his show one bit in 4 years

  • theres no sound wtf

  • @derek6648 there is

  • I think i was in NYC in a hotle and i was flicking channels and i saw lettermna and i was like eh lets watch this and thn it was dane cook and I was like HEY!!!

  • this one time i was on letterman and it was like BAM. right in the face....

  • whoa he's actuallyin a suit

  • I like Dane Cook. My opinion, is that the humour value of his jokes is sub-par... mediocre at best. He's got a few good ones, mainly due to his life commentary. The real secret, and his real talent, is his charisma and delivery. There's jokes that would be funny no matter how you deliver them. Dane Cook's jokes are not those jokes.

    However, anyone can tell a good joke. Dane Cook is a truly skilled comedian, because his performance and delivery is most of the humour.

  • 37th Congress 2nd Session House of Representatives 1862

    Who are natural born citizens?

    All persons born within the Republic, of PARENTS owing allegiance to no other sovereignty, are natural born citizens. Gentlemen can find no exception to this statement touching natural born citizens except what is said in the Constitution in relation to Indians The reason that exception was made in the Constitution is apparent to everybody

  • 284 people missed the like button

  • @Xeric44 But a shit load more are tired of that joke.

  • @Xeric44 284 people had an IQ above 75.

  • i think people seem to be mistaking energetic for funny?

  • with all due respect to all the people that clicked on a dane cook video already knowing they hate dane cook and just wanted to post a stupid ass remark.....go fuck yourself

    ps because you're a retard he got 1` more view on his youtube vid.....so you're stupid twice. good fuckin job ass clown

  • @zagfan10 Since when was the opportunity to post a comment on a video only exclusive to people who like it?

  • FUCK DIS CRACKA, HE BE HATIN

  • this is fucking terrrrrrrrrible

  • Is this really the same guy who wrote harmful if swallowed? Why does he suck now?

  • good actor too

  • Dane Cook is awesome! I bet he could find something about all of his haters to make fun of.