OMFG - RAGE - Part 21: These Two Crazy Kids...

[mefxox217sftbl]

Dear Jesse,

How long are your days? 'Cause mine are only 24 hours...

- A lifelong, but concerned fan

[KrazyT3ddyB3ar]

I did the math in my head and i came up with 6.333 dollars per 5%

[stidukka]

I havent seen Jesse use the E with Sniper zoom for "EXTREME ZOOMAGE" a single time. Jesse is so scatterbrained xP

[GodOfPlague]

buckshot is not the best to use against distant targets or people with armor. Using the Armor Piercing rounds on the machine gun would work better.

[KiteofAzureflame123]

SOMEONE MAKE A REMIX OF THAT SONG ON THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEOS!!

[huelink300]

julia roberts looks a lot like olive

[mabgamer6407]

i'd love to see ya play Resident evil Jesse.

[3bobby11]

anybody else notice elizabeth is voiced by batgirl?

[riley001000]

then what comes next to the song jesse make that song avaliable on itunes

[Rei328]

<3 Steven Blum.

[S1M1528P]

Who else facepalmed when Jesse shot the authority on the exchange?

[thepunisherabv]

The guy at 5:07 is reading the Doom comic. Obligatory you have huge guts comment.

[Ultracity6060]

Jesse, when you're zoomed in with the sniper rifle, you can press E to zoom in more. Also, Olive kinda looks like Julia Roberts.

[TheRealAsen]

I love how Jesse continually point out how silly some of the logic in this game is.

[Im2Awesome4U100]

lol hunter reminded me of the hunter from l4d, i dnt know if tht was intentional or me making up crap

[SkilesASMB]

Jesse telling Mick to "cut that white bitch" made me laugh so hard I almost spit my drink out onto my laptop.

[Cakefrey]

i used to be an authourity, but then i took a wingstick to the face.

[MORINIK00]

22:44 mick is staring at him like he is about to cut that bitch

[KatjaIsCrazy]

Jesse there's one more easter egg =D

[Lerua2]

I love how into the game Jesse is it's like he's in the game itself. ;)

[Darkfiretiger2004]

I think it would be a great dick move if it was possible to destroy the scaner at the start of the game and get some minor upgarde or something and then be scrwed by greed.

[MisfitMarie]

Is that woman twilight sparkle? she sounds like her...

[SuperMegaEgg]

Just completed this game, i can't wait to see the reaction from jesse. If you guys don't know about it read up on it (-.-')

[andjammer]

And your new wingsticks

[andjammer]

Jesse you are going to love your new town

[ShammyKalii]

"I treat dat girl right."

20 seconds later

"I'll have Mick gut you, woman! GUT YOU."

Keepin' it classy Jesse!

[JustNathan86]

You can sell beer bottles for $40, but after you just come from a severe battle with your car in which you wrecked it a couple of time, got hit with multiple rockets and have it riddled with bullets your repair costs are a max of like, $200. Something isn't right here. lol

[MegaBiBen]

glados's older sister

[valseth95]

6 people didn't like the intro :/

[Seyiji]

Jesse you must focus your dual disciplines into one cohesive thread! Take from the stick of wings the power of the boomerang and from the woo of john the power of the shotgun then combine them to form your new ultimate power the John Wooingstick of most effective killing.

[JustOuttakes]

Favourited purely for the intro :L

[SixWingZombi]

Two songs in one episode?! What a wonderful treat!

[govtarkin]

I got this game for xmas and the texture popin is crazy, it is so bad i could not play it /cry

[msweetmusic1]

That was a great episode. Good luck in the city.

[JonRice78]

Rage is an awesome game!

[xaio1000]

@JonRice78 it ended too soon after giving you the awesome enemy's though

[Mouzzy420]

Did anyone notice that the sleeping ninja dude at the bar entrance disappeared? :P

[Fawnaby]

I can't be the only one who loved it when Jesse said "baby girl".

[FirstPistolSammy]

Wow this game is awesome you don't see this kind of quality death 13:53...wow why peopla hate RAGE?

[FirstPistolSammy]

DOOM COMC AT 5:15 THUMBS UP 

[TheNightsdoom]

oooh i cant wait for Jesse to get to the Jackals :3

[noobhunter212]

hay jesse did u go to improve school or wat cuz idk anybody that can make great songs on the spot like u

[Ianfrogman]

Ok now we need a white and dirty song made

[RandomTuber782]

Spike Speigle as Marshal. That guy does the same voice for everything. Makes me miss Bebop.

[The3CRock]

@RandomTuber782 Do you mean that Japanese anime Cowboy Bebop?

[TowerSavant]

Hahahahaha, Jesse was fine and unknown to the Authority before this Resistance crap. Now they're telling him he's gotta join cause they'll know about him... since helping the Resistance!

Where's Lizzy?

[FTWGibson]

i cant wait to see him use the advanced wingsticks i used them and i can aim in the sky wingstick hits mutant sprinting

[AlmightyAtheismo]

The worst part is that the wingstick is made from Balsa wood.

[Danden75]

Wait wait wait, the guy at 3:00 say information now is power and you're are in the future in Rage, and in the last episode of Deus Ex he read an email that said information is power, THE COINCIDENCE! 

[mobj1301]

13:52 "I used to work for the Authority. ThI took a wingstick to the face."

[pronetocrash91]

Great opening.

[albertjester]

anyone else notice how we never see the iron fisted oppresive government iron fisted-ly oppressing people?

[pmendoza2698]

Jesse do the doom Easter egg at the dead city

[mythbustersrock097]

22:41

Jessie: Mick, cut that white bitch out there if she tells anybody anything.

Couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.

[GreenEyedSerb]

Dear Jesse, Rajko is pronounced as "Raiko". 'Tis a Serb name.

[PanRybakk]

13:54 He took a wingstick to the face and then the face to the wall

[kielet]

Hey Jesse, try getting pop-rockets schematic for your shotgun, its hell of an ammo!

[theholyman]

EMP granades/ shots only usefull vs authority shield.....

[kielet]

Yey Rage! Keep playin it please! :D Great job you doing there!

[ShaaBoozey]

@m3drob I like all of them anyway, I just would go and like all he's older videos from beginning, and no I am not attention whore I get a lot of attention and usualy it sickens me, so don't hate.

[UnseenNinja52]

What's with you and Japanese porno Jesse?

[Sammyshel]

why does coffer have a giant rock on his head?

[bradenkelley101]

Best intro evr

[a0classcriminal]

Do the wingsticks remind anyone else of the Rise of the Triad's God Mode, too?

[blobbem]

I've completed this game and I pretty much destroyed about 85% of enemies with the shotgun (buckshot ammo all the way) and wingsticks.

Pro tips: When you meet the Gearhead Boss, just spam a ton of grenades at him and hide down the stairs. Also, SELL THE FELTRITE! You don't need it anymore. Finally, purchase the sentry bot schematic from the stereotypical chinese man. The bots will help when doing a side mission that involves an abandoned warehouse.

[TheDesertonfire]

Sniping's a good job mate! It's challenging work, out of doors...

[TribialX]

WINGSTICKS *butt clench*

[Basket420]

keep replaying from 00:00 to 00:26 lol

[LilPete135]

he sounded reeealy threatening at 22:00



[bassboyshaw]

Ooh butt shot! Ooh double butt shot!

[Basket420]

LOVE the song dude

[robonerd3]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET POP ROCKETS MY BUTTHOLE IS ABOUT TO IMPLODE FROM THE CLENCHING

[TheOnlyNandu24]

jesse, use wingsticks on the gearhead boss in the next town. he'll go down with 3 or 4 wingsticks.

[MAD2625]

Jesse has the Space Marine rule: Screw Cover and tactics. Just shoot them.

[haloc84]

your ass is grass

[mabgamer6407]

Thare The blades heh. Thare was 1 Guy an 1 lady in skyrim seems Its the same thing here as well lol. An Both were kinda old men and younger ladys. Funny..wonder if your team grows just like skyrim.

[SuperKaiser74]

Do some racing jesse !

[ANZLegatos]

Jesse's songs always get cut off at the best part. =P

[DarkSrake]

Captain Marshall is Rytlock Brimstone

Even in the future the Charr shall rule.

[haggard735]

jessie the combo i think is cool is the crossbow wingstick combo...

[SuperKaiser74]

I guess jesse shot too early XD

[conman2497]

Best intro ever! :D

[PvPwithTotems]

OK we understand Chuck Norris is a hunter.

[goblinad1]

best song ever

[S3raphyx]

For future reference wingsticks are completely over powered. They make ALL guns pretty much useless, there's no reason to ever even use guns once you have them.

[nordnorskekuling]

hahahaha "No girls allowed" 

[roflolmfaomggf]

There's TWO of you!? well Jesse, there's one of you.

[DHRDD]

21:47 "they will be loooking for you." Really... 'loooking?'

[TheVideoMenace1]

JESSE Y U NO READ FUCK MONKEY-ING QUEST TEXT?!

[Nebula1701]

why does he never tune his car?

[Muunkei]

Jesse I want to see a compilation of your songs :)

[Obsidianhealer]

Lol Jesse love the song xD 00:00-00:32

[45960005]

Hahaha "Hey Mick, cut that white bitch out there!"

[icefly20]

You were aiming for the nuts the entire time you sick bastard.

[MrUnholyheals]

you shud do a jesse cam on your vids

[TheVideoMenace1]

@MrUnholyheals What?! Its already from his perspective its only him playing o_o

[spanishax]

@TheVideoMenace1 He probably means one that shows Jesse playing in real life, so we can see his reactions.

[fanyoze36]

did you get heartburn?

[jaredsk2011]

does jessy know he can zoom in with the sniper

[ivani3009]

Please play dead space 2!!

[wlman303]

I just noticed that the Resistance guy has a mechanical leg.... BOSS.

[TheMrAndyn0v2]

I swear to god that this episode was gonna involve teenage sex...

[Magnis48]

there 4 people in the resistants not counting you :D

[kolowski13]

@Magnis48 Dont forget the balloon pilot so it's five. Still not many. lol

[Soldierboy441]

steve blum

[Bujambi]

He used to be an authority guard but he took a wingstick to the knee.

[Xanmanto]

Jesse Cox: Wingstick Warrior

[MKOutland]

@Xanmanto sound like a blockbuster

[HeistPvP]

Jesse Cox for President 2012!

[OyxiaxD]

@HeistPvP Worendor for president 2012! :D

[OyxiaxD]

@OyxiaxD Wowcrendor* :D

[Elmoscourge]

@OyxiaxD Crendix* :D

[BigNatureWolf]

I hate the fucking new like sound

[InvulnerableP]

Jesse you need to record a CD I'll even pay $14.99

[wlman303]

fucking bitch interrupted jesse's singing. and then after he continued the fucking door interrupted him again.

[SabreTheTaleTeller]

Jesse, Coffer should have some really helpful schematics, be sure to finish everything in that area before leaving with the Resistance.

[darkenwarrior]

put it on itunes!

[TheCostran29]

After watching TB and Jesse's TORk, it seems that Steve Bloom is god damn everywhere.

[Kasotomic]

Jesse Cox VEVO

[logantoad76]

Wing....Shit!

[blackdraco28]

also try aiming for once it may help you actually kill them 

[blackdraco28]

zoom in god damn it

[Afrosamuraiyo]

The resistance is U2?! I knew Bono was a rebel...

[Clarky1121]

no jesse not hartburm

[coolscotchboy]

SEXY VIOLENCE FTW!

[DarianWulfbane]

Wingsticks; Proof that at the end of it all, Australia is still kicking ass.

[jujuboy3]

dead city episode. this is gonna be fun :D

[Billionthswine]

jesse your singing is killing my computer keep it up i might get a better computer out of it

[broadcast1010]

"cut that white bitch" that made my morning

[oforstand]

I like how your brain-voice is slowly turning into Pritchard.

[TheInfiniteLunacy]

@oforstand It does seem fit.

[CynicalExsik]

BEST INTRO EVAR!!

[XtraSquishy]

lol

[TeamBloodthirsty]

Best intro, to any video i have ever watched.

[anch0vy]

Possibly the best 30 seconds of a lets play video by anyone ever :-D

[Nick3889]

i swear i laughed so hard when the guy smashed his head against the wall after the wing stick attack LOL

[Metmovie]

13:53 Best death ever xD

[mobj1301]

@Metmovie Too true...too true.

[cd860viu]

Driving, not one of Jesse's strong sides :P

[raptorpirate]

1. intro good job jesse

2. there are 3 of you now

[mishog1]

lol love the song

[chucktxranger22]

it might be like in skyrim with the blades you have 2 old members and get the rest

[deadfire813]

only jesse can waste 10000 dollars

[ryankelty]

i used to be a friendly arrow then i took a adventures knee

[1Dlover]

14:14 "Shotgun, wingstick the entire way." Jesse, you've got it wrong, it's 'Shotgun, wingstick all the way, across the sky!'

[dattebenforcer]

do more races first, upgrade your car to the max and make more money!

[BCFCRobin]

13:51 - I laughed so much I started crying!

[masterscheme1]

LMAO very funny beginning. 

[Mazkon1000]

So brain sounds like pritchard... well....

[niclaseer]

PLAY STARCRAFT 2!!

[steelrecon]

@ 0:30 . stop video. thumbs up, favorite, share with all facebook. fullscreen, play.......

[MadGodMachinations]

I want the Jesse Cox version of Ragin' Dirty for my spotify....

Also I make let's plays, so if anyone wants to come check out my channel, i'll give ya hugs and cookies :D

[souldragongold]

Wasn't that water filtration unit a quest item?

[XhaoLynx]

Shit -.- Clicked dislike -.- Sorry Jesse.. I hope clicking like 5,000 times got rid of my dislike :C

[ShowStoppaSaurs]

"When you get her in the sack shes dirty" - Jesse cox

[D3mon0fTh3F4ll]

Crossbow with dynamite rounds + Wingstick is basically all you will need for the rest of the short short short short game.

[Kohatho]

Jesse, use your zoom ...

[AbstractBoots]

Best intro ever

[77gavin773]

They See Me Ragein put on itunes now!!

[theomenofwow]

@omfgcata jesse did you get the magazine with the game? that explains the truth of feltrite

[kev51281]

You can sell all the feltrite now. You don't need it anymore.

[MetalSonicUltraLord]

13:55-13:58 was the best!

[AK47matthew]

go to the shop and buy killburst's for your pistol, it makes your pistol alot better

[mattpaulnewton]

13:54

Herp derp, loook at meh! I'm a retarded and I canz spin!