1970's Worst Toy Ever Made Commercial # 1

[DevilHonzo]

What the unbelievable fuck??

[Barnstormer1969]

I remember when that commercial first aired. Even as a kid, I was smart enough not to want it.

[TheBossMarshall]

WTF

[tiffany199905]

ive seen worst............ squinkies, zoobels, xia xia, even worst squinkies mini (that toy is a huge choking hazard)

[MsSuzyQ88]

Mike Mozart needs to review this!

[WebVManReturns]

What is that? Dehyrated Milk?

[manuel9490]

Why worst commercial?

Thats awesome i want it!

[MrLeoKasper]

no just drink SEMEN!

[XxautumnemoxX]

pretend milk?

[TheFeyRa]

WTH is this thing?!! Eww... Milk just now reminds me of.. No! I can't say it!

[sync380]

Wow, I was drinking milk when I watched this. I'm not kidding, I'm deeply scared now.

[Jackassfan7651]

After I watched this I stop drinking milk because the milk looks like sperm

[xXBrutalJessieXx]

what the fuck I'd buy this shit!

[peripecia]

I want one! I love it!! :D

[katrus]

Holy crap. My parents got me one of these from a garage sale when I was a kid. I never could figure out what the hell it was supposed to do.

[TheJMAN184]

boy-look I've got milk.

girl-lets drink it.

R.I.P

[K3ATINGS]

a little peice of me just died

[pinkturtles991]

i what one lol

[Dhampir1987]

This seriously made me lol. who the hell came up with this kinda gimmick?

[blaziests]

i still have this toy!!!

[441bobbi]

I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FurorVikingorum]

WHAT...IN...THE...HELL?!

[Mangoyle]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[Oshyrath]

I've seen worse

[Blackflame52489Again]

WTF

[gorgoflash]

sweet lord!

[reevrug]

tht doesnt look like milk

[gymnasticsstar12345]

I WANT ONE!!!!!

[SgtRock57]

Yes, but if you twisted the head to the left, it transformed into Milky to MADMOO the DEVASTATOR TANK COW with napalm spewing utters, grenade launching horns and cow pie mines. MADMOO, just try to milk it if you dare!

[TheRacerlover]

Does it shit too?

[wweecwcollin]

i want that 0_0

[oldman6688]

Lolwut.

[JustinBieberFan13611]

WARNING:

do not drink milk

[anorganoidnamednova]

Some of the milk in the fridge is not milk..... It's horse sperm.

[TheNormalGirl]

@anorganoidnamednova yummy

[CanOfMinus]

That cow has some killer DSLs!!!

[NikitaGroz]

hillbilly toy

xD

[tngfsoldierroblox]

2011's Worst Toy EVER

=Justin Bieber doll. ._.

[MJPAMPII]

What about slash its throat and say “hey look hamburgers?”

[fuelx7]

look i gots some pretend milk

[tazal5011]

@fuelx7 i cant believe she said that LOL

[pmgodfrey]

Happy cows come from California. Sadly this was not made in California, therefore it is a depressed bi-polar cow.

[tazal5011]

i guess chinese cows are depressed LOL

[Donthateme98]

The things the chinese make for us

[nevrgreen]

So authentic the milk contains BGH!

[metallicatilldeathhh]

Rick Perry drinks that stuff before every debate.

[iamlyricallywritten3]

i prefer happy cow by Smosh thanks:)

[Marigen1971]

This was one of my favorite toys.

[blaketheawesomedude]

Of course the milk is 90% arsenic and kills you painfully if ingested.

[BettterSkatez]

press 3 and he says "hell"

[redrum2000]

press 5 it sounds like herp

[BilMbe2]

This did better than spermy the bull!

[gunnslinger9966]

H ah I remember this..LOL

[stegatops1]

That wasnt a cow...........it was a bull!



[Tony12horst]

haha my Ag. teacher has this!!! 8D

[Thekikiandkuddles]

Why visit the farm?

[nothingIcandoforU23]

Who want?

[callmebrick87]

"Her freakin' milk is a-fillin' the pale!"

Such awesome lyrics. haha

[kraljevo8]

@callmebrick87 i think it's "pretend milk", but my God it sounds so much like "freakin' milk".

[Craiglaca1]

Notice how the two country hick kids with New York accent “she drink waldua

[sfantop]

yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[uberkewlmedia]

I can already imagine a "milky the slut" toy in adult stores...

[HahahaVille]

Hahahahahahahaha very good my friend...now the secret is out! FYI Bachmann and Palin both recently had a "Milky the cow" "Tea Party" or should I say a "Milky party" ;)

[QuentinDude]

if you squeeze its tail too hard a turd pops out

[jasEnt018]

can u drink

it??????????????

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@jasEnt018 I'll bet that 8 ounces of the stuff could easily kill a kid.

[Mirandasmusic100]

@jasEnt018 i really wouldnt

[slikvic560]

@jasEnt018 no its full of lead

[c6rocks]

What, teaching kids about nature is bad?

[LaraHastings]

@c6rocks haha, hell yeah if you are doing it with a freaky plastic cow :D they should go visit a real barn.

[grizzleybearz282004]

@LaraHastings i would never weather its safe or not buy my kids a toy that you need to play with a cows parts to get it to milk thats just to wrong and creepy to me

[SFaPiL2]

@grizzleybearz282004 wrong and... creepy? What's so creepy about milking a cow?

[grizzleybearz282004]

@SFaPiL2 it just is

[motleyhar]

I need this toy right mfing now!

[dslgunner1977]

You know your a redneck if....

[GeneralFantastic]

@dslgunner1977

if this turns you on

[jasEnt018]

if thats real milk then just think theres some womans boobs in there

[streetcornerjames]

I love the song...ok maybe not.

[leojimcarrol]

well....I've seen worse I'm sure.

[ChromesEdits]

pretend milk??? jizz

[awfulguitarplucker]

my Life just ended O.O

[40088922]

am i d only one here who thought about how dis crap is wrong?

[12bucklemyshoe1]

Milky the marvelous milking cowwwwww. Now I'm going to be sing that all day! Just great!

[MirandaZ2000]

Why does Milky have horns? Those may not be udders.

[robotwo]

@MirandaZ2000

You're acting like you've never seen a cow with horns before :Y

[Chulacat13]

I got this as a kid actually had fun with it.It's still sitting in my garage.

[MrFreefonix]

@Chulacat13 get it out and wash it :) use it for beer :)

[DeviousBetrayer]

@Chulacat13 You can sell it on ebay. There is probably some sicko who is bound to bid for it.

[LaVivaGan]

It's mouth looks like a vagina...

wtf

I'm more concerned about that.

So If I mouth fuck it... what comes out?

Hot damn I'm hard now...

[tabazail]

In Soviet Russia,Cow Milks You!

[idntshagsheep]

@tabazail ill take 20!! ;)

[SoberDoper]

Spit my coffee!

[puppetmaster983]

Why not just put real milk in the cow and milk that

[666asiamalaysia999]

I want it!

In goes vodka, out comes homemade roofie colada. Gunna save a bundle

[Trondoc]

Sadly, Milky was built in China and is loaded with lead. The last child that actually drank milk from Milky is thought to be Michele Bachmann.

[tv321123]

@Trondoc I am dying from laughing now, you made my day

[airsoftboy32]

@Trondoc thats my mom

[Trondoc]

@airsoftboy32 Lucky guy!

[slikvic560]

@Trondoc i dont think your susposed to drink it think its seeing how to milk a cow

[Evilmike42]

@Trondoc Gee, and here we thought it was Obama that sucked it down.

[awac1313]

if you feed it pineapples its milk tastes better.

[cyclist421]

So, instead of the cow drinking water and giving pretend milk by using white milk pellets, why cant the cow just drink real milk and REAL milk will come out, and the kids can really drink it? What. Cows dont drink milk?

[burmiester1]

That's actually a really neat toy. It is clever and original. And most toys are devoid of that nowadays.

[FinFags]

Now with 10% more mercury in the pretend milk

[108Stars]

Not a very hilarious commercial. It´s a cow, so it makes sense for it to give milk. To think of anything else when looking at that commercial just shows you have a creepy fantasy.

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

I want to buy it so I can barbecue it.

[T97Frida]

This toy together with some special Kool Aid would have made Jonestown so much funnier.

[ANT1989]

YALL ACT LIKE IT'S NOT FUN TO MILK HER GONNA DO IT RIGHT NAOW!!!

[TheBestComicKing]

I thought its going to take a shit.

[mrsbieber4250]

From KENNER!? Like Kenner Blythe!? Wow...

[PhenomenalPerfection]

i want that cow! xD

[dewfall56]

Why? Who would want to play milk a cow? In reality it's a nasty job. 

[T97Frida]

@dewfall56 Why "nasty"? Extremly time-consuming, but I really know worse like milking a cow.

[goodfellas63]

What a shit toy!

[ArchieMoore]

Is there a bull version you can milk?

[annieiscool1000]

??

[MsSuzyQ88]

Mike Mozart needs to review this...NOW

[KraftwithaK]

Personally, I cannot imagine anything more fun.

[Midyin]

Lamest toy ever....

[keyblade83]

I HAD THAT TOY! embarassed

[waltzjoel]

Yee haw!

[zippyman818]

..and it's two very excited little boys.

Those are some big lips on that cow. Thank goodness for robotic self-milkers.

[kalifornika]

I bet this milk is healthier than Monsantos hormon packed milk

[RobloxAddiction]

._.

[strafrag1]

I don't think it's so bad. It teaches kids that milk doesn't just come from the supermarket.

[bowtie000princess]

HOW IS THAT THE WORST TOY?? I WOULD LOVE ONE OF THOSE!!!

[KhanasoZ]

she's new -.- i've "i wanna pipi max" :P it'S better i give him water, and he pee on my rug

[AudredDax]

Holy Cow!! I remember I wanted this toy.

[summerangel395]

@AudredDax Heh, I see what you did there :P

[stenwald]

Least it's got more imagination than some of the shit kids have these days...

[Merjia]

What if you make it drink milk?

[heatmiserofparadox]

I had this toy hahaha, don't drink the milk!

[Eyon26th]

gotta be a she.

[MANKATO311]

This toy is just a rip off of a previous successful toy.That being the 350lb.fat guy that drinks pretend beer and then peas when you touch his belly.

[TheTownEccentric]

Well, it's better than the dolls that piss.

[DanPrinMan]

"Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow"

What every Kentuckian child should have.

[freedo333]

milky's sure got purty lips!

[BuildaBearGirl1010]

At least it's not baby Wee Wee....... O.O

[narutosfart]

@madwebkinzgirl OH GOD

[sploverchick22]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MILK MADE OF?

[DavidFullam]

@sploverchick22 I think they were some kind of tablets that you mixed with water. I tell you, some of the dudes at Kenner must have been seriously stoned at times.

[sploverchick22]

@DavidFullam lmaoooooo XD

[Sora7898teh2nd]

Of course a red neck farmer would create something this stupid

[irenaprude2010]

I could see some guy in his late 40s bringing this into "Gold & Silver" Pawn on Pawn Stars and trying to get like $1000 for it, but only leaving with about $150.

[LAHrebirth]

I'm sorry but whats so bad about the ad?

its no more dumber then those plastic babies that pee and sh*t in a plastic toy potty

[thadbaxter]

Anyone notice that the "cow" has horns? That ain't pretend milk...

[MrSomename89]

@thadbaxter hahahaha they're milking a bull ROFLMFAO

[LaserParody]

@thadbaxter - too funny... buuuuut... many breed of cattle the females have horns... it's not like deer.

[thadbaxter]

@LaserParody Well.. I didn't think I would learn something from this video, but I guess I did

[LaserParody]

@thadbaxter - don't feel bad.... I'm a city dweller, and had to look it up... your assessment made sense, but I knew I had seen many a horned cow in illustration- cartoons (a friend was the animation director for Barnyard, for instance).

So by no means feel alone in that new knowledge.... me too!

[PleatherGirl]

I'm the 666th like! :D

[emberpool]

MOAR COWBELL

[lolgirls100]

i want that :O lol

[DEATHNOTE0x0]

What i don`t get is not the toy.. But why dosn`t the song rhyme? It`s like they didn`t even try or anything!!

[glaklflakle]

@DEATHNOTE0x0 It....does....rhyme....though.­..

[CommanderCooper]

@DEATHNOTE0x0 Cow rhymes with Now. Tail rhymes with pail.

[clstooksbury]

I was so jealous when my cousin got one of these. Never mind the fact we had 3 real ones that needed milking twice a day!!!

[VinmanMJ23]

Does it come with a fleshlight?

[Jbieber4756]

hahahaha couldnt you just make her drink milk and produce...not pretend or "real" milk... just sayin

[SneezeKay]

@Jbieber4756

My dad would have HAD a cow if I wasted real milk on a toy...not to mention, can you imagine the smell after the milk dried inside it? :P

[Jbieber4756]

@SneezeKay o yeah hahah that would be discusting

[PandaSecret124]

Wow.. I actully kinda want this... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

[mightyUFO]

I wouldn't drink that stuff

[99furlong]

YEH I REALLLLYY ANA DO THAT!

[Icosiol]

"I have nipples Focker. Can you milk me?" Is all I can think of when I watch this.

[Sheri451]

I wonder how many children tried to drink the pretend milk 

[WebVMan]

Don't have a cow! EVER.

[bw905]

Dear Santa.....

[littleteethkeith]

When I was little I had this man that lived next door and he had one of those fake nipples in his pants and all us neighborhood kids would milk it. Ahhh childhood.

[undisputed4life]

That's not a utter....

And that's not milk...

[0wolfplayer0]

@undisputed4life udder*

[undisputed4life]

@0wolfplayer0 Haha so that's how you spell it. I never actually spelled it before.

[0wolfplayer0]

@undisputed4life lol potatoes :P

[undisputed4life]

@0wolfplayer0 Yum... potatoes.

[0wolfplayer0]

@undisputed4life XD The randomest sentence in the world..."Potatoes :P" XD

[ocarinag33k]

NO KIDS NOOOOO! THAT MILK HAS LEAD IN IT!!!!

[alex111053]

I'd reckon ol' Billy Mays coulda' sold a million of dem dere Milky Milkin' Cows n' had that - there "the best dog - goned toy ever made"

[nerdman225]

O.o

[luriomaxx]

OHH MY GOD, my family actually had two of those cows! i remember when i was a kid, and explored the "can of toys" i found them in a bad state, one was with her head "severed" and i remeber the pump that made the milk go to the udder, now i LOL watching that we are not the only ones who had those.

[whatanightmare1]

LOL!! I thought surely this was a parody and not an actual product that was sold once upon a time! If they still sold these I would buy one for my 18 yr old daughter as a prank.

[airsoftPLAYA225]

hahahaha this is so shitty xDDD