DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR INBIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS
i saw the title and was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then i watched it and was like oh :O
yeah my brother is having family issues with my dad right now and he wants to move out too, idk if its the same with you, but im so sorry. :''''( we all love you matt
"There was this boy named luigi. He got bulleyed because he had the name of a character from a game. That night his mom found him dead in the kitchen. He sliced his own throat. If you don't send this to 5 other videos he will slice your neck in your sleep tonight"
You are awesome. You have the same, twisted, fucked up sense of humor as me and my friends. I BEAT MY WIFE! She takes it. She's a strong woman. Rough sex with kittens.
and me & my friends love your videos...and im not JUSt saying that to be asuck up ^^ im saying that because its nice and it makes gay babies smile...... :9
Find Christ
SunnyLovetts 1 month ago
@canadianfallout no ur not u say that on all of his vids
Morganleeannadugas 3 months ago
I'm gonna kill myself.
canadianfallout 5 months ago
n_n miss you SwiftKarateChop o.O D;
Askingbrooklyn69 5 months ago
I miss those ask swifties :/
Zer0sHere 5 months ago
i less than three you
mylifeasmaye 7 months ago
Is it just me or does the end heart kinda look like a tiny penis...
taylorhunter11 7 months ago
Crystal Castles. <3
MsUrineSample 7 months ago
What did we learn today? That babies taste good on sandwiches.
lol
eatyourpickles 8 months ago
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lexisuey 8 months ago
i saw the title and was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then i watched it and was like oh :O
talensledge 10 months ago 5
o-o I almosted killed my friend when I saw the title...
warriorcatsrul 10 months ago 7
I think your problem is you're walking around naked. You should probably put some clothes on.
DanielleDiCaprio01 11 months ago
Willy Wonka's gonna kick my ass XD
TheMaxisPowers 11 months ago
Om nom nom mmm baby sandwich lol
xxDesireeNicolexx 11 months ago
I was so sad when I saw the title. I'm so glad it's only temporary. Good luck!
MandLhatemileycyrus 1 year ago
BABIES, THEY TASTE GOOD ON SANDWICHES.<3
1theshortbusrider 1 year ago
WHAT FAMILY ISSUES????????????????????????
hiIrock56 1 year ago
@hiIrock56 he mentions his dad kicking him out in a rant he does on his personal channel
tapdancinrabbits 1 year ago
boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
TheSportsman00 1 year ago
*looks around* Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!
Acerofspadeser 1 year ago
With enough butter, you can rape anythingg, <3
PikachuxLove01 1 year ago
Dude shave
Tay85852 1 year ago
Thumbs up for crystal castles :D
EatTheWeakInc 1 year ago 6
what did we learn today
that babies taste good a sandwiches xD
FredFan2961 1 year ago
Yah I'm pretty sure if we watched this visor we got what he said...
BrianaBatrayal 1 year ago
Family... issues? I SMELL A STORY. :D
Ashchethem 1 year ago
"i think your problem is your walking aroung naked. you should probably put clothes on."
"JUST CAUSE IM BLUE, DOESNT MEAN IM SAD!!!!"
""babies taste good on sandwhiches"
12321kaitlynn 1 year ago 3
"What did we learn today? That babies taste good on sandwitches" Hahah I about died.
chsgrlrox 1 year ago
Hahaha ur so random and I love your taste in music! You should message me.
Goldude5 1 year ago
ur going to get raped one day cuz ur fucking hot
TheMJTV 1 year ago 4
I miss you T_T
CharlotteMadison 1 year ago
The title made me cry ;O
ShameOnYouMofokhaa 1 year ago 2
lol willy wanka is gonna kick my ass:P
blueflury 1 year ago
Family issues? I haz em :[ WITH BUTTER U CAN RAPE ANYTHING
superjonaslover12233 1 year ago
whats the name of the song in the background?
6sic666666 1 year ago
with enough butter, you can rape anything!
BrooklynnRamostv 1 year ago 8
thats from a long time ago lol
3000fruitloops 1 year ago
:( noooooooooooo !
iwannabecomefamous10 1 year ago
wat did we learn today? that babies taste good okn sandwiches bahahahaha O.o
mjluver2000 1 year ago 4
...family issues ? :[
duckmysick58 2 years ago 3
Best video ever
oddthingsareinthebox 2 years ago
lol i love u swifty!
necko115 2 years ago 5
i love that song! and alice practice
hahaa, babies on sandwiches
x0HeartAttack0x 2 years ago
I'll always wait for you ;) Haha. Not that way..well..mabey one day haha
cuzinds 2 years ago
O.O omg Swifty, you should so play Fiesta Online! Random Thought. Lol, if you do, play on the Legel Server, and add Ketsu =D <333
Real Comment:
I'm so happy you're back T_T
Ketsuifyable 2 years ago
i know I WILL KEEP WATCHING YOUR SEXY FACE.. um. yeah ill shorten that down to good luck, buddy. :)
key7412 2 years ago
I love Crystal Castles :D haha sorry had to mention it.
RissaLoveBby 2 years ago
Just add mayonnaise!
Andrea9514 2 years ago
Hope yur doing better
Elementskate640 2 years ago
haha i love that thing you put in where it says "with butter you can rape anything" XD ur funny matt
zippiehippie12 2 years ago
lol i love how u put the "with enough butter you can rape anything" hahahaha
Thebrioche66 2 years ago 166
Just add butter. =)
gavynnitrox 2 years ago 3
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DDDDDammmn man, u intreague me, not too much, but Dammmn im pretty crazy with the shit i chat, and stuff, but Daaammmnn,
IMO- Tatoo on left shoulder....a little gay
forfunkssake80 2 years ago
yours-is-cute.
ellochaos06 2 years ago 2
We love ya Matt, hope all your stuff works out, you rule dude :D
KregIsWatching18 2 years ago 113
yeah my brother is having family issues with my dad right now and he wants to move out too, idk if its the same with you, but im so sorry. :''''( we all love you matt
GiraffesMH 2 years ago 4
Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass... Hahaha! love it
AlexandKelsie 2 years ago 3
hahaha "i didnt even talk about that,but they are awesome" hahaha my new favorite quote =DDD.
shelciAKAlilshadler 2 years ago 3
You probably won't answer this because you don't know me and this is an old video... But what's the family issues?
NoahKronz 2 years ago
"With enough butter, you can rape ANYTHING!" This is my FAVE quote!
0dexterschick0 2 years ago 4
with enough butter, you can rape anything! hahahahahahah
awesomeness0192 2 years ago
this video was added on my birthday, as if.
josieelizemusic 2 years ago
I would so buy a shirt that says "Add mayonnaise?"!
ComicRelief27 2 years ago 5
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0dexterschick0 2 years ago
<333
ajilewarrior 2 years ago
awhh matt what happened?
Torboar 2 years ago
crystal castles magic spells <3
SELEINA159 2 years ago 3
make a shrit that say
add mayonaise?
i would sooo buy it. and make it in a v-neckkk:D
havanah909 2 years ago 3
i second that!
Janay82 2 years ago
hahahah i wuld soo buy it
havanah909 2 years ago
YAY DEAD BABIES :p
SaraIsBackWithMeds 2 years ago
"With enough butter, you can rape anything"
that has to be one the greatest things ever said lmfao xD
HollywoodWhore72 2 years ago 5
yep! it should be a tee!
0dexterschick0 2 years ago
crystal castles rule...and you do too
MichaelGigsTV 2 years ago
add mayonaise? lol the signature line. does he have a shirt that says that? :D
Janay82 2 years ago 3
yeh i love that
datarman777 2 years ago
nope, but it should be!
0dexterschick0 2 years ago
no but he has a What did we learn today, absolutely nothing
renoloverxoxo 2 years ago
I MISSS YOU
Owell i will not be here friday
so im sad *CRIES* OWELL SWIFSTY UR EPIC DO WHAT YOU DO BIG BU"DDY
TheSwiftyRocks 2 years ago
omg... I remember EVERY VID those clips are from.... I'm a nerd....
renoloverxoxo 2 years ago 2
just becuse im blue dosent mean im sad
epsonsti96 2 years ago
"with enough butter you can rape anything" is the best line ever said on youtube! lmao
0dexterschick0 2 years ago 7
Babies taste good on sandwitches
XD
catapult59000 2 years ago
I like to kill babies... -_-" I'm cereal
XxXAnnieMarieXxX 2 years ago
i Love crystal castle :P
miss your hair though >.>
aliceames 2 years ago
So...I'm moving all the way out to CA due to family issues. Why do awesome people have to have sucky families?
creativexcreation 2 years ago
u uploaded this vid on my b-day yeh!
Funandmonkeys 2 years ago
that song is the shit
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boomboomclapx3x 2 years ago
you can rape anything with enough butter...?
seriously...?
xforgetmenotsx 2 years ago 3
i miss ur hair.. :'(
inneedofstraightjakt 2 years ago 9
lmao babies r good on sandwhiches
randomgothic1 2 years ago 2
This video just maked me feel bad tbh, but after you said that you will keep the vidoes up i was like pheew, :DDD
isemale 2 years ago 2
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aww, i love you. ):
Tohrukyo 2 years ago
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no swifty no twitter its gay
touchsmart0 2 years ago
LOL BABIES TASTE GOOD ON SANDWICHES
bouncingballs1234 2 years ago 13
is swifty still going to make videos when he moves into his new house
Donnyboy626 2 years ago 2
Yaah .he moved alrd. and he still is making vids. lol (:
bouncingballs1234 2 years ago 2
You are awesome. You have the same, twisted, fucked up sense of humor as me and my friends. I BEAT MY WIFE! She takes it. She's a strong woman. Rough sex with kittens.
generalargon 2 years ago 5
i crystal castles. :)
magic spells is my favorite song.
i just about freaked when i heard that. : D
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metalmaster718 2 years ago
you rock.
DekanReppirts 2 years ago 4
wow so many retards thinkin hes still gone ... read the date added dum fuks ... 2 months ..... to let u no that quite a while
aaa1233321aaa 2 years ago
lmao, i love you :D
MyLovesgonnaFindYou 2 years ago
aww, what family issues? if ur comfortable with talking about it u should make a video telling us what happened, if nto thts kool
Sputnik1337 2 years ago
YOU SHOULD TALK BOUT IT [if you comfy bout it ^.^] xD
00WatermelonMan00 2 years ago
this vid. made me sad ..plz come back to uTube land :'[
XxxxxxxxN30nxxxxxxxX 2 years ago 3
HES ALREADY BACK ON UTUBE LAND!
Darkangelmmortalwin2 2 years ago 2
ILY SWIFTY..IT IS SAD W/OUT U! :[...srry bout ur problems..hope u come back to "uTube land" SOON!!!! <333333
XxxxxxxxN30nxxxxxxxX 2 years ago
im sorry about your problems hope everything turns out okay
love your videos :)
bmth160 2 years ago
i really want another ask swifty video :( pleas pleas pleas pleas im on my nees begging
emokittyheart 2 years ago
I MISS YOU SWIFTY!!! <33333 :[
emogirl1293 2 years ago
family issues? that sucks
OldNaveeBloo 2 years ago
family issues? :o
0cocaxcola0 2 years ago
wow... what an interesting song... really nice, you just opened me up to a new band thx!
SlvrBandit 2 years ago
hope you're happy in your new apartment. <3 you're amazingg.
glamorous1001 2 years ago
you're awesome! , i love ur video's
SillyGurlProductions 2 years ago
T_T I'M SO SAD WITHOUT SWIFTY
XOSCREAMOEMOXD 2 years ago
Crystal Castles! <3
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tatcumaru 2 years ago
O:
):
Awwhh,
I miss swiftyy):
GinnyFacee 2 years ago
i am not sad anymore!!!!!! you don't hate us!!!!
preppypunkemo96 2 years ago
it made me cry
Kenny18short 2 years ago
you're the shit man!! you're awesome! i love your videos!!
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vachra12 2 years ago
And all that ran through my head as I watched this was "BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME. BABY COME BACK.."
Cheesy 80's Songs: 1, LEM0N's Attention Span: 0
LEM0NAIDE 2 years ago
i love sifty!!! .. matt is a genius!
iluvforestg 2 years ago 3
Baby i'll wait for you forever!
Taylortaytay234 2 years ago
I loved the
LANDSHARK!
thing.
Its my xbox360 headline..
lol.
scary isnt it?
ddrkangaroo 2 years ago
YOUTUBE LAND =D^_^<3
Shimmer1995 2 years ago
'JUST COZ IM BLUE DOESNT MEAN IM SAD!!' <<haha i LOL'd so hard :)
hopefaithlov 2 years ago
i quote swifty (matt) every where i go...he is so awesome!! but i get in trouble for it.
nosunshineinmyworld 2 years ago
you can move in with me xD
iBleedTeal44 2 years ago
aww,
jazziegurlo 2 years ago
hey beatles are the cooliest
thebeatles4419 2 years ago
with enough butter you can rape anything. lmfao.
ATLisbeautiful 2 years ago 7
LOL
"Willy Wonka is gona kick my ass"
XDD
StephSocialSuicide 2 years ago
that was a response to a question that said "what would you do if you woke up and found a bunch of dead midgets laying around you"
criticaboutvids 2 years ago
I <3 youtubeland C:
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Friend4ever102 2 years ago
when are dumbfucks like you ever going to realize that these things dont work!
flippy200 2 years ago
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ur videos are pretty cool but ur voice in so fucking annoying i can tell ur from down south but i am from the north so it happens
rushboy04 2 years ago
i love his voice♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥3♥♣♣M♥♥
macmac354 2 years ago
"Will Wonka's gonna kick my ass"
Ahahaha
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disruptiveprincibles 2 years ago
the lil "<3" thing you did kinda looked like a small pingus C:
ColdHardPlasticFlesh 2 years ago
<3 u 2 :)
add me on myspace (please)
My display name is PuRRR
Mormongirl1991yahoo 2 years ago
i love you swifty D:
jessina1234 2 years ago
marry me? ^^
Megwaan93 2 years ago
.......:/
indiomono1 2 years ago
what! lol u should come live at my house!
0purple0oranges0 2 years ago
i love you.
raiichii 2 years ago
lol this kind of reminded me of a memorial video.
asdfjkl0lkjfdsa 2 years ago
Wow. You are one funny dude. Sorry about the family thing.
xxxnaruhinaxxx 2 years ago 3
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Does this guy take anything in life seriously?
loserloserlosers 2 years ago
i do
airgas172887 2 years ago
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seriously, why do people all of a sudden like silly emo people? like "omfg i love tacos!" -_- that's just pathetic IMO
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MLGSo1337 2 years ago
you're so freaking hot.
TheSexyMamaz101 2 years ago
its not rape if you yell surprise.lol
Daniellexfangsup 2 years ago 6
LOL.
FrozenGum 2 years ago
so
i love him.
Twiggybell 2 years ago 3
Who doesn't?
Boomen17 2 years ago
no more videos ahhh
kidcudi122 2 years ago
Swift your miiiiiiiiint :P
Ps: Could some of you check out my videos?
SoulSekttor 2 years ago
your amazing.
and super adorible! xD
ahhTiffani 2 years ago
what video is it from when he says "with enough butter, you can rape anything" ?
where is that from?
: D
mcrmaddy 2 years ago
I! REALLY!.....THINK!...YOUR....cool ^u^
and me & my friends love your videos...and im not JUSt saying that to be asuck up ^^ im saying that because its nice and it makes gay babies smile...... :9
Crazygreenkitty120 2 years ago
youre so freaky =D
it's cool =D
<3
VampireXtasy 2 years ago
i missed you. =[[
Nightmaresy 2 years ago
see his newest vid
Terza94 2 years ago
"yay im currently on my work laptop ^_^ ima start filming in just a little while" matt postd this on twitter about 2 mins ago! YAY!!!
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wandagirl02 2 years ago
"my laptop is waiting to be picked up at best buy. HOORAY!!!!" mat posted this about 40 mins ago on twitter!
redhotcornflakes 2 years ago
Im having the same problem...I hope that I can move to malibu!!! where malibu barbie and ken live!!!! im so excited...you can move in too if you want
hiimrawn 2 years ago
Hmm, good luck! Hope you come back and are doing well. ^__^
xXRetardKoolaidXx 2 years ago
aww too bad well ill let you live t my house shhh don't tell my rents
lolarose230 2 years ago
I love you. haha
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