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  • Find Christ

  • @canadianfallout no ur not u say that on all of his vids

  • I'm gonna kill myself.

  • n_n miss you SwiftKarateChop o.O D;

  • I miss those ask swifties :/

  • i less than three you

  • Is it just me or does the end heart kinda look like a tiny penis...

  • Crystal Castles. <3

  • What did we learn today? That babies taste good on sandwiches.

    lol

  • i saw the title and was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then i watched it and was like oh :O

  • o-o I almosted killed my friend when I saw the title...

  • I think your problem is you're walking around naked. You should probably put some clothes on.

  • Willy Wonka's gonna kick my ass XD

  • Om nom nom mmm baby sandwich lol

  • I was so sad when I saw the title. I'm so glad it's only temporary. Good luck!

  • BABIES, THEY TASTE GOOD ON SANDWICHES.<3

  • WHAT FAMILY ISSUES????????????????????????

  • @hiIrock56 he mentions his dad kicking him out in a rant he does on his personal channel

  • boner boner boner boner boner boner boner

  • *looks around* Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!

  • With enough butter, you can rape anythingg, <3

  • Dude shave

  • Thumbs up for crystal castles :D

  • what did we learn today

    that babies taste good a sandwiches xD 

  • Yah I'm pretty sure if we watched this visor we got what he said...

  • Family... issues? I SMELL A STORY. :D

  • "i think your problem is your walking aroung naked. you should probably put clothes on."

    "JUST CAUSE IM BLUE, DOESNT MEAN IM SAD!!!!"

    ""babies taste good on sandwhiches"

  • "What did we learn today? That babies taste good on sandwitches" Hahah I about died.

  • Hahaha ur so random and I love your taste in music! You should message me.

  • ur going to get raped one day cuz ur fucking hot

  • I miss you T_T

  • The title made me cry ;O

  • lol willy wanka is gonna kick my ass:P

  • Family issues? I haz em :[ WITH BUTTER U CAN RAPE ANYTHING

  • whats the name of the song in the background?

  • with enough butter, you can rape anything!

  • thats from a long time ago lol

  • :( noooooooooooo !

  • wat did we learn today? that babies taste good okn sandwiches bahahahaha O.o

  • ...family issues ? :[

  • Best video ever

  • lol i love u swifty!

  • i love that song! and alice practice

    hahaa, babies on sandwiches

  • I'll always wait for you ;) Haha. Not that way..well..mabey one day haha

  • O.O omg Swifty, you should so play Fiesta Online! Random Thought. Lol, if you do, play on the Legel Server, and add Ketsu =D <333

    Real Comment:

    I'm so happy you're back T_T

  • i know I WILL KEEP WATCHING YOUR SEXY FACE.. um. yeah ill shorten that down to good luck, buddy. :)

  • I love Crystal Castles :D haha sorry had to mention it.

  • Just add mayonnaise!

  • Hope yur doing better

  • haha i love that thing you put in where it says "with butter you can rape anything" XD ur funny matt

  • lol i love how u put the "with enough butter you can rape anything" hahahaha

  • Just add butter. =)

  • yours-is-cute.

  • We love ya Matt, hope all your stuff works out, you rule dude :D

  • yeah my brother is having family issues with my dad right now and he wants to move out too, idk if its the same with you, but im so sorry. :''''( we all love you matt

  • Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass... Hahaha! love it

  • hahaha "i didnt even talk about that,but they are awesome" hahaha my new favorite quote =DDD.

  • You probably won't answer this because you don't know me and this is an old video... But what's the family issues?

  • "With enough butter, you can rape ANYTHING!" This is my FAVE quote!

  • with enough butter, you can rape anything! hahahahahahah

  • this video was added on my birthday, as if.

  • I would so buy a shirt that says "Add mayonnaise?"!

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  • <333

  • awhh matt what happened?

  • crystal castles magic spells <3

  • make a shrit that say

    add mayonaise?

    i would sooo buy it. and make it in a v-neckkk:D

  • i second that!

  • hahahah i wuld soo buy it

  • YAY DEAD BABIES :p

  • "With enough butter, you can rape anything"

    that has to be one the greatest things ever said lmfao xD

  • yep! it should be a tee!

  • crystal castles rule...and you do too

  • add mayonaise? lol the signature line. does he have a shirt that says that? :D

  • yeh i love that

  • nope, but it should be!

  • no but he has a What did we learn today, absolutely nothing

  • I MISSS YOU

    Owell i will not be here friday

    so im sad *CRIES* OWELL SWIFSTY UR EPIC DO WHAT YOU DO BIG BU"DDY

  • omg... I remember EVERY VID those clips are from.... I'm a nerd....

  • just becuse im blue dosent mean im sad

  • "with enough butter you can rape anything" is the best line ever said on youtube! lmao

  • Babies taste good on sandwitches

    XD

  • I like to kill babies... -_-" I'm cereal

  • i Love crystal castle :P

    miss your hair though >.>

  • So...I'm moving all the way out to CA due to family issues. Why do awesome people have to have sucky families?

  • u uploaded this vid on my b-day yeh!

  • that song is the shit

  • you can rape anything with enough butter...?

    seriously...?

  • i miss ur hair.. :'(

  • lmao babies r good on sandwhiches

  • This video just maked me feel bad tbh, but after you said that you will keep the vidoes up i was like pheew, :DDD

  • LOL BABIES TASTE GOOD ON SANDWICHES

  • is swifty still going to make videos when he moves into his new house

  • Yaah .he moved alrd. and he still is making vids. lol (:

  • You are awesome. You have the same, twisted, fucked up sense of humor as me and my friends. I BEAT MY WIFE! She takes it. She's a strong woman. Rough sex with kittens.

  • i crystal castles. :)

    magic spells is my favorite song.

    i just about freaked when i heard that. : D

  • you rock.

  • wow so many retards thinkin hes still gone ... read the date added dum fuks ... 2 months ..... to let u no that quite a while

  • lmao, i love you :D

  • aww, what family issues? if ur comfortable with talking about it u should make a video telling us what happened, if nto thts kool

  • YOU SHOULD TALK BOUT IT [if you comfy bout it ^.^] xD

  • this vid. made me sad ..plz come back to uTube land :'[

  • HES ALREADY BACK ON UTUBE LAND!

  • ILY SWIFTY..IT IS SAD W/OUT U! :[...srry bout ur problems..hope u come back to "uTube land" SOON!!!! <333333

  • im sorry about your problems hope everything turns out okay

    love your videos :)

  • i really want another ask swifty video :( pleas pleas pleas pleas im on my nees begging

  • I MISS YOU SWIFTY!!! <33333 :[

  • family issues? that sucks

  • family issues? :o

  • wow... what an interesting song... really nice, you just opened me up to a new band thx!

  • hope you're happy in your new apartment. <3 you're amazingg.

  • you're awesome! , i love ur video's

  • T_T I'M SO SAD WITHOUT SWIFTY

  • Crystal Castles! <3

  • O:

    ):

    Awwhh,

    I miss swiftyy):

  • i am not sad anymore!!!!!! you don't hate us!!!!

  • it made me cry

  • you're the shit man!! you're awesome! i love your videos!!

  • And all that ran through my head as I watched this was "BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME. BABY COME BACK.."

    Cheesy 80's Songs: 1, LEM0N's Attention Span: 0

  • i love sifty!!! .. matt is a genius!

  • Baby i'll wait for you forever!

  • I loved the

    LANDSHARK!

    thing.

    Its my xbox360 headline..

    lol.

    scary isnt it?

  • YOUTUBE LAND =D^_^<3

  • 'JUST COZ IM BLUE DOESNT MEAN IM SAD!!' <<haha i LOL'd so hard :)

  • i quote swifty (matt) every where i go...he is so awesome!! but i get in trouble for it.

  • you can move in with me xD

  • aww,

  • hey beatles are the cooliest

  • with enough butter you can rape anything. lmfao.

  • LOL

    "Willy Wonka is gona kick my ass"

    XDD

  • that was a response to a question that said "what would you do if you woke up and found a bunch of dead midgets laying around you"

  • I <3 youtubeland C:

  • when are dumbfucks like you ever going to realize that these things dont work!

  • i love his voice♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥­♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥3♥♣♣M♥♥

  • "Will Wonka's gonna kick my ass"

    Ahahaha

  • the lil "<3" thing you did kinda looked like a small pingus C:

  • <3 u 2 :)

    add me on myspace (please)

    My display name is PuRRR

  • i love you swifty D:

  • marry me? ^^

  • .......:/

  • what! lol u should come live at my house!

  • i love you.

  • lol this kind of reminded me of a memorial video.

  • Wow. You are one funny dude. Sorry about the family thing.

  • i do

  • you're so freaking hot.

  • its not rape if you yell surprise.lol

  • LOL.

  • so

    i love him.

  • Who doesn't?

  • no more videos ahhh

  • Swift your miiiiiiiiint :P

    Ps: Could some of you check out my videos?

  • your amazing.

    and super adorible! xD

  • what video is it from when he says "with enough butter, you can rape anything" ?

    where is that from?

    : D

  • I! REALLY!.....THINK!...YOUR....c­ool ^u^

    and me & my friends love your videos...and im not JUSt saying that to be asuck up ^^ im saying that because its nice and it makes gay babies smile...... :9

  • youre so freaky =D

    it's cool =D

    <3

  • i missed you. =[[

  • see his newest vid

  • "yay im currently on my work laptop ^_^ ima start filming in just a little while" matt postd this on twitter about 2 mins ago! YAY!!!

  • "my laptop is waiting to be picked up at best buy. HOORAY!!!!" mat posted this about 40 mins ago on twitter!

  • Im having the same problem...I hope that I can move to malibu!!! where malibu barbie and ken live!!!! im so excited...you can move in too if you want

  • Hmm, good luck! Hope you come back and are doing well. ^__^

  • aww too bad well ill let you live t my house shhh don't tell my rents

  • I love you. haha