I Don't Understand Job by Garfunkel and Oates

[themisterpepito]

Lolz I hate being the grammar nazi but it's spelled ritard not retard.

[tomvds45]

I love how Chris Hardwick is in this movie for no apparent reason

[sloapmonkey123]

you can practice on me

[JudeFox]

Awesome stuff!!!

@ HisForever420: The "random guy" there is comedian and TV host Chris Hardwick who they reference in the song. Right now he's hosting "Talking Dead" which airs after "The Walking Dead" on AMC.

[HisForever420]

I love how the dude is randomly there

[Wapp0H3ad]

LOL

[rootbeerblues]

I absolutely love these women XD

[BapestaB]

this shit sucks, there are no punchlines and who the fuck are the people they mention? if your going to make a funny reference at least do someone credible otherwise its not funny when you have no idea who the fuck they are talking about. Plus all their shit sounds the same and I wouldn't let either of these ugly ducks touch my willy

[Jaguars316]

@BapestaB Obviously your intelligence or knowledge is not as advanced as other peoples. If you don't get half of these references you either are in middle school or need to go back to school.

[BapestaB]

@Jaguars316 they teach you celebrity's in school? your intelligence seems to be lacking

[Jaguars316]

@BapestaB No, they don't. But a good portion of the people and things mentioned in this aren't celebrities.



[NavDDG54]

@BapestaB Just because your hillbilly school that never taught you how to spell, also never taught who Richard Nixon or Isaac Asimov were does't mean that they are nobodies.

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@BapestaB

If you haven't heard of President Nixon,The Rosetta Stone or Alfred Hitchcock then you've probably been living under a rock for a few decades.

Also congratulations on being a fascist gunthug and part of the problem.

[sean89503]

so funny

[bvolsky]

Chris hardwick is awesome for a living. Is also the voice of otis in back and the barnyard. And hosted wired science. And is one half of hard and phirm. Look up "corazon" or "trace elements."

[rynic93]

i found this hard to masturbate to

[StressedYeti]

Great show in Portland.

Thnx!



[shindoutube]

I jerked off to this

[MrEnKaye]

this is gross, funny and cute all at the same time.

[exley20]

Nice

[SaltyHonkey]

u need to re-upload the music video to this i never got to see it and its blocked D:

[dementalbeats]

los americanoe stan como una cabra

[heind1993]

WHO is Chris Hardwick? What does he do?

[fantazmx13]

@heind1993 He hosted Singled Out in the 90's and Shipmates in the early 2000's. He was also the lead in House of 1000 Corpses, opposite Rainn Wilson. Currently, he's a stand-up comedian, and he runs a podcast network. Just check out nerdist.com.

[Buddy1306]

How does no one seem to realize that that *IS* Chris Hardwick? What's wrong with you people.

[heind1993]

Liked, favorited, shared. ITS AWESOME!!!

[imaferretmaster]

"I think therefore I am getting my Descartes on" that's so brilliant.

[retardpupproductions]

im disliking all your videos because u fuckedover raywilliam johnson

[Buddy1306]

@retardpupproductions No one cares.

[Buddy1306]

@retardpupproductions No one cares.

[unidentified51535]

lol good job with the song

[tylerbing1000]

Omg, so funny, stoked to see you guys live in Vancouver!

[pikachu31011]

i love the creepy odded out guy on the right lmao

[Buddy1306]

@pikachu31011 That's Chris Hardwick, right when they say his name in the song.

[fonstw]

0:55 like Chris Hardwick! Dude in a chair looks like "WTF?!?"

[Buddy1306]

@fonstw That's because that *IS* Chris Hardwick

[emmyjoe3000]

...my last names hardwick 0.0" gonna go cheak my family tree now

[gvny88]

I won't game u stop ;)

[dfapetrie]

POUND THEM LIKE A SPEED BAG!!!!

[igotfacts]

anyone else have a boner O_O

[karasuofthunder]

Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Chris Hardwick.

[Xynauzer777]

This song makes them look like the female version of The Bloodhound Gang.

[ainumahtar]

@Xynauzer777 Not just this song ^^ And it's the opposite point of view, which is nice. Also with 90% less fart jokes

[flipperflame]

@PhilippeSlayer ur jst jelus cuz u cnt gt any1 to practice on u.....>:O

[MaereMaid]

Hahahaha.. but "hamster"... no "p". /nazispelljerk

[cjpoynta]

top stuff. 3 things:

1) facial expressions

2) looking at each other

3) reading from the screen

if i couldn't tell you were reading from the screen it would be better :P, but smart just the same :)

[Eginyn]

Thank you... I nearly peed myself laughing.

[Necsky16]

Lol, love the song

[legorex630]

I like how Chris just sits there and doesnt say anything :)

[SporkTsar]

I WILL TEACH YOU

[totalcoma523]

This girls dint spend enough time with Ray...

[EvilClowns69]

Is it weird that i got hard watching them sing this song

[16mockingbirds]

Hahaha oh chris. :L

[wezonurface]

Cuz they don't make sandwiches

[JUEL2010]

They are so talented and beautiful

[BookieCrook]

I wouldn't make ya stop. Ya gotta learn somehow

[BarcaBased4Life]

Hip hop is dead

[Deathskull0001]

@BarcaBased4Life No it's not and random comment wtf ?

[popepower1]

You guys are amazing, soooo funny :)

[CloudDucky1x1]

I can't believe anyone doesn't find this hilarious

[mutschimuu]

THROW EM LIKE A PARTAAAAY haha gotta love garfunkel and oates!

[jayzz911]

i thought this would be really funny... in hindsight it wasn't

[wormroX74]

hahahaha



[kanonochi]

I wish I was ten years older so i could marry one of these women. Or move to utah and marry both of them.

[kessa777]

These girls make me want to get a sex change just so they can practice.

[mooingass]

I love this song sooooo much XD needs to be on the iTunes

[mannycrusher]

@mooingass it is i think

[Muscle4LifeX]

Why did FunnyorDie take the music video from you guys?

[xIPub1icxIEnemyx]

Chris Hardwick=Yes

[maile321]

hmm it wasnt funny to me.....or really particularly cute....sorry

[MyChrismann]

Respond to this video...  that's because you don't have a sense of humor

[kennanbelau]

Is there anywhere I can find an MP3 of this? I can't find it anywhere!

[squishy3000]

@kennanbelau If you put the link into YouTube converter, it'll rip the audio and turn it into an MP3 :)

[RedBricksWall]

i wish i could date kate

[Brawlsack]

"Like" this comment if you'd let them practice on you.

[Bogumil0610]

what's this?!



[Eunnette]

YES! THIS!

My life story in a song.

[bloobeee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA this is so great....... wow....facebook....and post =)

[thackleberry]

this song gave me cancer

[alienkid]

I feel 37% more Caucasian by watching this

[Smaugsfire]

Do you dig in with your nails while giving an H.J.? Because that would be a show stopper.

[pwnedurmum69]

@Smaugsfire virgin detected

[emstarkitty]

Kate's expressions make my life!

[Thetitwrench]

Love the "man space" between the girls and Chris Hardwick at the end of the video. Looking forward to the show at UCSD on Sept. 24!

[BlackV27]

hahaha

Pacman ghost

dear god how many 'takes' did that take to get right

Nice

[maykelcj]

awesome and funny video hahahaha.

...but seriously to all those girls that don't know crap about sex, there are millions of instructional videos, they are called porn.

[TheStonerChikk]

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[originalstriker]

I hope they give the child to you so you can..play the bean with her(Skin Flute)

[originalstriker]

i'll teach you..tryiing to make a living off your sitcom...lmao

[78nathan7]

Fucking Love Chris Hardwick <3

[spicebus19]

This is literally the most clever thing I have ever heard. Go psycho on your Alfred Hitchcock. Amazing.

[mreetz2]

Perfect example of a fabulous idea, decent writing, perfect cast, then horrible execution.

[cragmac1000]

Do women understand how important fellatio is to a man? It is very fucking important!

[filkertom]

There are not enough words in the English language for how awesome you ladies are. :thumbsup:

[emremokoko]

Darth Vader Pez Dispenser? :)

sex will never be the same for me, ever again :D

[thelastonehere]

lame

[genemeyer408]

This is the only band I listen to besides Anal Cunt

[MarcusVermilion]

SEIZE THE BONE!!!!!

[Waffly100]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Thetitwrench]

@Waffly100 When you get some hair on your sack it will get a lot easier...

[SporkTsar]

@Waffly100 Really?

[benvey]

theyre like the female version of flight of the conchords

[LetMeWanderHere]

@benvey thats exactly what my friend said when she saw them Saturday night! I'm not familiar so I didn't get the reference

[snowglobe627]

"Move it like a shake weight, Move it like a shake weight" *chicka chicka chicka*

[MrBoogerzz]

hj"s are so 1980's

[jessmn2]

And then, Chris Hardwick out of effing nowhere.

Wonder if this'll ever be on Web Soup.

[I3M4N162]

@jessmn2 GREATEST WEB VIDEO EVER! *this week*

[I3M4N162]

Big C! I  enjoyed my burrito!

[DJGabeSills]

I volunteer to teach Kate to make my "Watergates flow", to "HJ my

LBJohnson" and all that other good stuff.

[anyjen]

This is freaking awesome. XD

[Zombieofpie]

YAYYY CHRIS HARDWICK :D

[R0T0RGUST]

Aw jeez. Like you didn't expect to get offers to give you instruction. Ell oh ell!

[haalu09]

With looks like urs I don't care if u take a power sander to them so long as u r truly trying ;D

[random5306]

Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!

[TheDugface]

BIG C!!! Hahaha holy shit, hilarious.

[IntellectnRomance]

Not going to lie, I lost it when the camera panned to Hardwick.

Heard this song at Bumbershoot, it was amazing!

[TheRydog100]

@IntellectnRomance HOLY EFF ME TOO!!! GAHHHH

[mrsmikeymike]

Cosmo says to employ a twisting motion. I'm a girl, and that sounds terrifying.

[ThePitofSidLord]

"Silly Putty Pac Man ghost"

I'll never look at my penis again without going 'waka waka waka waka' and laughing.

[Sanguinis666]

@ThePitofSidLord waka waka waka waka xD omg im cursed now too

[Livbr0wn]

Is it just me or does Oats always wear that cardigan?

[LuckyNucky]

What's with the copyright block on the other version of this song? Lame!

Awesome song!!!

[NateD6547]

OMG i have a friend named chris hardwick

[ohptional]

Looks just like the ukelele girl from scrubs.

[HumanCrack]

@ohptional IT IS :D

[l0serkid21]

@ohptional thats because it is

[DaftDale]

@ohptional It is, its Gooch

[TheDoctorWholigan]

@ohptional it is..................

[suckerpawnch]

Can Chris Hardwick just be in all of these? That would be awesome :P PS get on Comedy bang bang and fast! We're all waiting for your appearance ladies :D

[IronAsclepius]

Well played Chris Hardwick, well played...

[Smudge4C]

Pure Brilliance!

[demiser21]

@Cpost2010 I think you're just jealous people you probably like actually like him and will never like you

[Cpost2010]

@demiser21 LOL yeeeeah that muust be it. get a fuckin life dude.

[dljc1979]

MASTERPIECE..

[sailortitan]

this = me

[lakers34kb]

LMAO

[CaseyK1982]

Just stick to blowjobs..your automatically better becuase your mouth can reach..

[Samuelnavarro]

this video really Ball-thers me heh heh

[michealangelo12865]

HARDWICK!!!!

[cragmac1000]

I think this is great for women that are feeling sad about not pleasing there man manually like stick shift. Remember women if you rub the fireman's helmet with your luscious wet lips (on your mouth! Not the other lips, Jeez!) man milk comes out, if you get it throbbing really hard the fireman's helmet explodes and paints your face like you spilled elmers glue all over your face! Just here to help!

[clairesfocus]

@cragmac1000 Actually no.... your here to post comments which trigger Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome.

[cragmac1000]

@clairesfocus , oh please don't act like you don't like to se-men face paint.

[clairesfocus]

@cragmac1000 No, i prefer lame word play...

[cragmac1000]

Wait why was Chris Hardwick there? Ohhhhhhhhh I get it, because of the hand jobs!

[TheRydog100]

@cragmac1000 He was in a show called Singled Out.

[cragmac1000]

You would think them being two nerdy chicks they would be all sexually perverse and stuff (which they probably are, I'll bet Garfunkel likes BDSM....) wait what? No really I'll bet they just made this video to cover up for their sexual obsession, dirty, dirty young women, wanna come over?

[cragmac1000]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap CHris Hardwick! Ohhhhhh! Snap-dizzle! Garfunkel & Oates featuring The artist known as Nerdist

[TheTuff199]

Chris Hardwick!

[glitchinmybrain]

Uh. What did I just watch.

[funnybuddydotcom]

Yay Hardwick!



[seanrhone]

Wow! How long did it take to work this out and get it right? Very funny!

[jw1487]

Weird chick from Scrubs + Weird chick from Big Band Theory + doing anything = WIN

[ImJustAwsomeDan]

OMG its the weird one from scrubs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dontstopbaileyvin]

This is the funniest thing!

[sutrhfh1]

...They can do whatever they want. O.o

[GrandMasterSloth]

I feel less.... Alone now. Glad other girls have the same issue!

[justinwhite26928002]

your mother must be so proud.

[woodus55]

Great History lesson...

[outofmainstream]

you probably should wear bikinis while signing this =)

except chris)

[kagezara]

@outofmainstream ESPECIALLY CHRIS!

[ComfortablyMuffin]

You don't throw them like a partay. Hope that helps.

[kevinpr89]

@chiplyful yea i know that, just wondering if anyone else spotted it

[xThunderBallzX]

It looks like Chris Hardwick ants to laugh so hard at the end

[kevinpr89]

Anyone else notice that on each chorus, the subtitles lost some spaces???

[Chiplyful]

@kevinpr89 i think that's intentional

[theguiltyfolk]

Nerd Heaven

[HaxzPwnz]

this game me a hardon 

[therealmichaelkirk]

i watched this like 50 time. o so funny!

[teh1337hughmann1226]

Hardwick win...