Can Anyone Operate Heavy Machinery

[aceholeas]

There're missing the ? in the title

[RandomProduct]

That pill bottle expired in '04.

Why do you guys still have it?

[BranmanR]

haha, genius.

[XBelknap]

tl;dr top comments

[pokenintendo]

challenge accepted...

[starkreality70]

WHY ARE THE TOP TO COMMENTS THE SAME!!??

[EpicGolfTime]

did anyone notice that the perscription expired 6 years ago

[Grabnar622]

DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE AND FUCKING THUMBSINNNG UPSSING THE PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO OTHERS

[MikeyTheGuitarist]

the top two comments are the same....WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO

[puffywaffles]

That awkward moment when the top comments are the same.

[BlurbFish]

@puffywaffles That awkward moment when the top comments are the same, and they both got it wrong. Including every 5sf that Brian is in will be more like a short story, and requires far more than 500 characters.

[starkreality70]

Fuck college

[Chalax92]

no1 read the long comments...

[KRAZYKILLERZ01]

yay uploaded on my bday!

[CivicDisruption]

Lol, pills last fill date is after the discard date. I love 5sf for all these subtle things they put in their videos, it's so clever.

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

My medication says: Do not read 'Long Comments'

[Random7Guy]

Top comments TL,DR

[webethezombie]

Top comments are too long to read. Fuck that.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@webethezombie This comment contradicts itself o.O

[TheMonkeyBiscuits]

@webethezombie gag on my dick 9gagger

[Pizzachu1]

Best one in a while

[KajouKing]

I like how the top two comments are the fucking same...

WITH THE LATTER ONE GETTING MORE THUMBS UP EVEN THOUGH THEY POSTED IT THE DAY FUCKING AFTER.

[SeeDMT]

Bold move...

[Autodog652]

What how can the day the pills were last filled be after the discard date???????

[Tehan123]

This has the same music as collegehumour: stubbed toe guy. Weird.

[HuyerPercussive]

everybody here seems to think he took the meds... but in the video you can see that he was just about to take them, but decides against it to save the day.

he put his own health at risk to save a stranger... the mark of a true hero.

[BeFaRo213]

No "The End"

[DrayneOh]

according to the label on that bottle, this was filmed 5 years ago.

5 year films?

[DustinShaneYounce]

@DrayneOh The bottle says 9/04/05. that is over 6 years ago.

[GustBM]

well he didint actually take a pill

[lowonthefoodchain]

Is this the music from the Bourne series?

[BladesOfAltair4Ezio]

Lmao I don't get it

[Espeo92]

@BladesOfAltair4Ezio he's not supposed to operate heavy machinery on that medication but he does so anyways to save the day

[FredrikTWesterlund]

I like that the title is half the script

[keenfrizzle]

@FredrikTWesterlund You haven't seen "College is gonna be so sweet," have you?

[RandomoftheAwesome]

Does anyone else realise the medication

is expired?

[randomgalore]

@RandomoftheAwesome no, it is aged for goodness. *serious face*

[EvolutionOfTrance]

wheres the 2 second trailer?

[sentient02970]

sound of the pill bottle hitting the ground: perfect

[Rootbeersupreme]

Name of the song pls!

[ChrisXDumbass]

To everyone who is saying the medicine expired on 09/04/05; even though the lettering is a little blurred, it's obvious that it says "Date filled". Meaning, he's been on that medication for six years now.

[BlackFeather713]

Fuck the police

[magggie1]

dont obey the pills! yay!

[Ihearthotmums369]

836 out of 841 doctors agree with this video.

[MetaRiku]

FIRST



[MultiPrapor]

Press 2 for CUM

[timberhinds]

Date Filled 09/04/05 ... Discard After 09/04/04 lmaoo?

[lesbiansaregoodandch]

im captain america?

[GuyMcWilliams]

Patriarchy.

[Zoshimo]

Expired medication. lol.

09/04/05

[walkertexasranger33]

@Zoshimo lol

[MySegaSaturn]

"What, do not operate heavy machinery?

FUCK MEDICATION."

[CryingWindmillFP]

Wtf is there not to understand? The irony is that the guy is shouting for someone to take over the machinery, rather than for someone to help the guy on the floor..

Then ofc there's the ironic pills, and the date of the pills... JEEEEZ....

[Gary94w]

@CryingWindmillFP

Thanks man. i really lost track of the plot line about 3 seconds into it

[CryingWindmillFP]

@Gary94w Your sarcasm is great, but there are actually people who don't understand this at all, I'm not kidding.

[DarkMewtwo0513]

That medicine expired in 2005

[TheLanni96]

i guess you have to be american to understand this....?

[shmozai]

@TheLanni96 Do they show Captain America where you live?

[TheLanni96]

@shmozai uhhh, i live in Australia and they might... im not sure... maybe on ABC 3 :p

[TheAquamanTom]

Someone's been watching Captain America...

[EvanYeeProductions]

One of the best ones in a while haha

[boss1001]

I lulzed.

[AcidTik18]

Wow an-extra second was given to this video

[MidgetDiesel]

This guy's taking 6 year old pills?

[stinkkingstink1]

@MidgetDiesel they're "aged". in the (so called) pain clinic world, that means pristine. garunteed to get high, every time... um... i mean, cure the pain in your lower back... owww...

[Stickbabiga]

This video violates 5secondfilms cardinal law. This video is SIX seconds long! HOW DARE THEY!?

[Matadurr]

@Stickbabiga

dude, the last second is a still frame, that doesn't count.

[mrTKTV]

Tf2?

[2minutestomammoth]

@mrTKTV no, not tf2, just construction workers or something. tf2 would be a fedora and a space helmet instead of hard hats.

[GlatorianGudrax]

Challenge Accepted.

[1Space1Out1]

Those pills should have been discarded two days ago anyways..

[platinumpoop1]

@1Space1Out1 6 years ago

[J4ph3z]

@1Space1Out1 Two days and 6 years.

[lunarparcel]

@1Space1Out1 Actually, 2 days ago was the 7th anniversary of when those pills should have been discarded.

[sciences8]

THIS VIDEO WAS 6 SECONDS LONG!

unsubscribing.

[Gysom]

@sciences8 Do it I dare you. Oh wait you didn't...

[sciences8]

@Gysom

I was totally serious brah. Can't you tell?

[SmashLiXs]

can anyone imagine tf2's heavy with that medication?

[Cows607]

@WillLatourelle Derp



[touchsmart0]

LOL Those pills are way past their experation date

[Cows607]

@WillLatourelle 2011 - 2004 = 7 years. Not 6

[AyeGeeZee123]

6 years ago*

[sebonsik]

wowowowowowow wait. Where the fuck is "the end" sign?

[TeaBagOwnage]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

I don't get it.

[keenfrizzle]

Frankovski Paulsonivich felt his heart beating like the Soviet hammer. His breath was hot and his gun was heavy with bullets, bullets full with names.

Suddenly, a nearby construction worker contracts rabies (somehow), and another asks for his help. He looks at him in the eyes, and replies with a steadfast "YEESSS!"

CONSTRUCTION VENGEANCE

[1ZsebastianZ1]

yep thats what i would do

[jbear0000]

Yeah for 7 year old prescriptions!

[stereodumpling]

why would they need him to operate heavy machinery? to drive the guy who is bloody and foaming at the mouth to the hospital using a bulldozer?

[captainjaster1]

Shut up stupid construction man

*Shits into the air

[xTehAvenger]

@WillLatourelle Apparently.

[xTehAvenger]

The expiration date is 09/04/04. It's the one that says "Discard after" not date filled.

[AppleToothbrush]

Why does it say the prescription was filled in 2005 but to discard it after 2004...

[SpartanArias1]

Challenge Accepted

[CrackPotDirector]

Anyone notice the House Reference?

[badumed]

@WillLatourelle but apparently 73 people agree with him :P

[mrmoney512]

0:08 best face ever

[MasterRainwater1]

THATS WHAT I DID ON LABOR DAY, take my meds and drove a dumptruck through town, LABOR DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XeDro98754]

Why,because you cant operate heavy machinery while eating whipped cream? XD

[Comrade4561]

grabbin' pills

[dapickle2k9]

URL I JUST HAD MY TEA! K?

[Serpette94]

Taking pills is gonna be so cool, I'm going to be high all the time

What, a man is in danger ?

FUCK PILLS

[theheckwithit]

what no he end?

[BlueRushAlt]

"Do not operate heavy machinery"

Shut up, Stupid pill Bottle!

*Rushes to man's Aid*

HEROISM

[RageAndQuit]

Holy fuck. There is no "End" screen.

[Simonhakken]

dropping peelz!

[ihappy1]

considering it expired in 2005 maybe it's better he didn't take those pills

[Alejo77H]

It was actually 6 seconds hahahaha But awesome

[Langzor]

@STEF88988 A real hero would have operated the machinery after having taken the pills.

[ZeMuzz]

LOL..

[hdbuster18]

ppppills here

[iLuckyyy]

Why would he need to operate heavy machinery??

[Scats64]

@iLuckyyy labor day, u gotta work ofc

[STEF88988]

"Heroes aren't born. They're medicated" Well, technically our protagonist did not take a dose of said pills, for it would jeopardize the whole situation. And even though this may be his last triumph (Or not. Depending on how dependent his body was to said pills), he does not care. So in technicalities, at the moment of triumph and prosperity. He was not "Medicated". But wait, maybe in pharmaceutical terms he was.

Fuck, I messed this whole thing up.

[p2umpkin]

I want to see someone create a collection of all the videos this guy's in and create a coherent storyline.

[Grug16]

@p2umpkin Every Xday they take all the videos they made that week, put them into one video, and write a story in the description.

[p2umpkin]

@Grug16 I know that, that's not what I said. What I said is all the videos of THIS guy, and then put THOSE videos in a way so that they flow together like if they have a story line.

Not all the videos of the week.

[Dafoodmaster]

@p2umpkin Well i CAN tell you that he dropped out of college because his bike got stolen, and when he came back home that day to his stupid girlfriend, he shitted his guts out declaring patriarchy while flying through the roof.. Landing in front of a doctors office, he got meds for his sore ass and bloody head...

When walking home the second time that day, he has to be the hero, and even though he is not allowed to operate heavy machinery, this is an emergency!

[shifofail]

@p2umpkin I'm doing this. And not just the recent ones. ALL OF THEM.

*Cracks knuckles*

[revenge9026xbox]

@p2umpkin I just did... It took me exactly 254 hours. I didnt like it, so I through it out.

[FreddoX1]

@p2umpkin OH MY GOD YES!!!!

[ExterminatorElite]

@p2umpkin Brian was looking forward to college, because he would ride his bike everywhere, but because his bike was stolen, he left and went home to play videogames instead. Then his stupid girlfriend asked him what he was doing, and it spurred on a jet-propulsion diarrhea attack, so he got some medication to treat it. He immediately takes it, right there at the pharmacy, and on his way back, stumbles upon the scene which we see here now.

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

@ExterminatorElite awesome detail

[bioniclefighter09]

@ExterminatorElite good job

[Ricorolu]

@ExterminatorElite You left out one more crucial thing.

THE HISTORY OF CINCO DE MAYO.

[NoWhereToRun22]

@ExterminatorElite I love the fact that I actually understand everything that that comment says. :D

[ChiCkeNlegProjeCT]

Put sunglasses on -YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[camelCaseFTW]

It's okay.Since the pills have expired , then YOU CAN operate heavy machinery.

[wtr12345678910]

umm those pill expired like 6 years ago

[bigobrother123]

Fuck pills!

[HereItGoesAgainNow]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[TheChosenBlox]

@HereItGoesAgainNow trolololol

[Zoshimo]

@HereItGoesAgainNow Did you watch F**k Everything ~ By Jon Lajoie?

[Jinglewooble]

video description...

same goes for steroid athletes

[mancreep]

PATRIARCHY

[TheBlazeraider]

FUCK MAN, there's bravery, and then there's just plain recklessness!

[black3826]

I guess some one escaped from neinescape.

He's now traveling at 10 mph on the freeway, we'll never catch him now!

[bubbatheloveable]

THAT WHOLE VIDEO, MINUS THE TITLE WAS 7, COUNT THEM, 7 SECONDS!! you should have ended this one like the cinco de mayo ones with "happy labor day" instead of "the end"

[maggot1er]

@bubbatheloveable grow up and appreciate the humour douchebag

[Bastardoom]

omg i love this channel

[VioletLinked]

What's the song?

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

no "the end"?

where is the rest?

[vegemitosis]

ANARCHY!!!

[Airickk2021]

@vegemitosis i think you mean "Patriarchy"....

[ChrisXDumbass]

Wtf is "NaN:Nan"?

[Airickk2021]

@ChrisXDumbass there is no Nan:Nan

there is a Na:Na:Na for Not Available

[calahoon22]

this past 2 weeks have been pure 5 second films gold!

[KRAZYKILLERZ01]

pills here!

[mp3remix171]

>ELEKTROPOP!!!

[whattwowhat]

Those pills have been expired since '05, lol

[hitmaker]

I love me some pills

[andyofcomixinc]

I want to go to Fuck College when I grow up

[SafariNiklas]

@andyofcomixinc go on!

[ScorpionNani]

I think they should put credits...just to make longer 'cause my pc freezes always and so I can'0t watch a second time

[Neonman78]

Why was he frothing anyway? Took some bad pills?

[THEAARONOCONNOR]

pills HERE !

[SirBruceX]

looks like those pills were out of date anyhow, good call

[mirex951]

He can't even operate his bike.

[veermujdahn]

The funniest thing wasn't the pills/heavy machinery part, it was the co-worker asking for someone to operate machines while his colleague was frothing at the mouth.

Anti-joke chicken out.

[Sangdude]

@veermujdahn Yeah.. two good jokes in 5 seconds. These guys are professionals. (or, at least, they should be)

[Flexosaurus]

0:01 Is he drowning in cum?

[GENIUSGT]

I'll combine the two top comments - "fuck pills!"

[ChRiSiMoN]

@GENIUSGT "Grabbin' college!"

[DefendedHomestand]

lol, you guys uploaded this a day after labor day...

[MrPablochocolate]

@DefendedHomestand they post 5sf a day early on their site, then release it to youtube the next day

[DefendedHomestand]

@MrPablochocolate Oh ok, that makes a lot more sense lol. Thanks for the explanation!

[TheSmallBrittain]

Away pills!

[TrueEpicnessGaming]

Don't worry, Brian, I'm sure Tom Watson would've done something.

[Thatfatguyfrommars]

I can't, but nobody can.