Mex vs BC (Born Citizen) Pt. 3 - "HEALTH"

[christy725]

I think I would have soiled myself if I saw a curandera disappear right in front of me. The BC took it very well!

[hectorlp12345]

jajajaj me dio mucha risa el video

[thegamemaster21]

hahaha i love the part were the beer came from the sky

[sahian11]

jajaj supeeer!!!!!!!!



[MexicanAmericanGCA]

Yo soy un BC pero toda vía estoy agarrando mi nacionalidad mexicano

[myusername956]

my mom does that

[bqtsp]

@TheMegab

xD

[d2cuadrados]

I'll be allright my grandma rubbed an egg on me

[bqtsp]

este wey es la mamada, no ridiculiza a nadie, nos pone en alto, :D

[TheMegab]

@bqtsp translation

"this wey is the blowjob, not ridicule anyone, put us up"

[starman60200]

75% of time it works!

[RoShr89]

awebo



[rantmaster01]

That virgin is SASSY lmao :D

[RzTheTree]

jajajaja the beer 

[outlawkelb]

why is the quality only 240p, i remember seeing this with much higher

[PacoMxxN]

Please note, not all Mexicans look like that ¬¬

[minivikingfanlol]

do the stanky leg 0:14 0:15

[vw77]

I love how these videos make fun of everyone.

[gogokoko95]

Virgensita porfavor dame zervesa lol

[MrCnegcneg]

How did part 3 come before part 2??????

[davejr10]

now y would u make fun of virgin mary like that

[luishomeroremohsiul]

i'm a mex, and im an atheist...hahah that final part was hilarious :)

[invadernicky123]

chella?!XD

Your awesome!!!!!!XDDDD

[honduras4lifeputo]

LOL THE BEER



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[LilSickofrmPtown]

thats the realest peice of video ever

[EMOish30]

vigensita porfavor dame una cerveza ^_^

OMG IT WORKED!!

[knuckles1xrouge1]

Suck On that bottle!

[knuckles1xrouge1]

Tecate: Salud! con carácter!

[knuckles1xrouge1]

Drink Responsibly. Yeah Right!

[MrJonnyBlaze96]

Negra Modelo or Tecate....Corona is white people beer

[123attivo]

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ALL LOOK A LIKE. A WETBACK IS A WETBACK.

[1234qweras5]

@123attivo a gringo is a gringo but i am not complaning. your all dicks except for the non-racist people.

p.s. tell your mom to decide what lipstick to use because my dick looks like a rainbow. Oh and tell her too that she owes me 10 bucks.

[123attivo]

@1234qweras5 = wetback

your momma jokes are old like your illegal status.

which house do you clean so that i can go over there and deport you wetback. spics are all roaches. suck on that.

[NarcoCorridos1000]

@123attivo ROCHES TAKING OVER LOL WE DNT GIVE A SHIT WHAT WANNA B TOUGH GUYS SAY ESPECAILLY ON DA INTERNET LOL COME OVER HERE SAY THAT WE'll DECAPITATE UR ASS FKING PSSYS ONLY SAY THAT ONLINE WHERE THEIR SAFE LOL VIVA MEXICO VIVA LA RAZA ROACHES LOL SURE WHY NOT PROUD OF BEING MEXICAN LIKE ALL OF US SUK ON THAT LOL VIVA MEXICO PUTO ILL SAY THAT TO UR FACE AND ON HERE UNLIKE U ONLY ONLINE LOL

[laragirl1234]

@NarcoCorridos1000 im very proud to mexican and love my culture! i seriously dislike iggnorant idiots who are racists against mexicans too, but you sound completly ignorant too. by bad mouthing and cussing em out you are no better, just equally racist and stupid

[scerndrew]

the egg i had that done to me when i was little,shit looked like it was cooked inside of the egg after they cracked it open.

[jen975318642]

haha. restless leg, it looks like he's doin' the stanky leg. :D

[espinoza2110]

I HEARD OF MEXICAN BLACK MAGIC CRAZY SHIT! ALMOST THE SAME SHIT AS SICILIAN

[FelipeBernalAcha]

virgencita porfavor me da una cerveza♥ and I love the way he drink.

[chromachan]

OMG! The egg :) I read a novel once where they did that

[saintrow22]

The rubber chicken was funny jajajaja..

[OddSomeone]

That is what my mom does to me when I get a sore throat.

But she does it with a live chicken.

[jimipage6662]

( ._______________.)

[Ginebrita]

hahha i dont know what carpet whatever he said is either

[TheAngelsLoveMe]

yes we prefer a Corona

[angien21189]

I need to consult her since my doctor isn't helping me either.

[giraujc]

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that rubber chicken.

[tabitha2340]

sims music lol

[DATLOONEY1]

the woman reminds me of my sissturrs mom lolz

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@DATLOONEY1 That's most likely your mom too.

[DATLOONEY1]

carpet que??? lol

[Juanelo4u]

haha a real mexican drinks TECATE not that pussy beer like corona pfff ¬¬, i know it bcuz i'm mexican xD

[MrRUTHLESSOG]

thats my nana

[Bluetiger457]

My grandma did the egg thing to me. It was weird.

[LudicrouslyLuis]

@Bluetiger457 shit works

[equivalentXexchange]

@Bluetiger457 but it worked right? last time we went to mexico my dad got one from our great uncle it worked.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

@Bluetiger457 did she show the chicken and then disappear too?

[Bluetiger457]

@LATINOHEATforLIFE No... she just did the egg thing. No chickens or anything.

[cjCHR]

@Bluetiger457 then you a bc 

[Bluetiger457]

@cjCHR I am a first-generation BC.

[jasalcedo10]

chinguen a su puta madre ke esta es tierra santa y de puros kabrones....

[MsYvonneNicole]

Hahahahahahahahaha! The beer falls out of the sky!

[sn012]

LMFAOROFLOLOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!

[blah0blahMyAccount]

LMFAO!!! the beer thing had me weak!!

[litheshadow]

...no.

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[AkariUn]

Yo le rezare a esa virgen!

[0123456789AAAAZZZZ]

¡Ya veo! No estan complicado,cerveza es la solución.

LCP I love your work ! 

[copy200]

wow i wish i could do that get a beer for praying i would do it all the time

[YosielVelmoden]

@copy200 and for free :D

[contact1araya]

For future reference americans go to CUBa, Mexico, Costa Rica, Colombia and many other latinamerican contries to buy medicines and to get surgery because American Health Care is freaking expensive and SUCKS!!!

[Sogwa]

Ha ha ha. I can practice my Spanish 2 this as well!!

[SexiBuni13]

ipray and idrink lol! =] curandera.. only 7 monies! =D

[tetey22]

jajajajaajjaja actually im not a fan of those types of things. i only pray to God and that is enough for me.

[sginblack]

HAHAHAHAHA!LA Curandera! brings back memories...

[toonman81]

...Ohhhh you sick!

[theecko101]

if u have a cold drink a bear, if u have a pain in any of ur body drink bear.

[lolicrap]

I pray & I drink

[gabo1405]

xD hahahahhahahahahahahahhaah ipray and drink

can i pray to tha virgin 2?

no¬¬

[Mamaluvsmambo]

This is hilarious!

[RamoKire]

la verdad creo que es un insulto a la virgen maria aunque bastante divertido

[mexchetos13]

vergancita porfabor dame una cerveza :)hahahah funny as hell

[bluedogabc]

:55

[KivoIsAwesome]

as a mexican, the egg thing is real, i've see it done.

[alesanarocksmexico]

@KivoIsAwesome they have done it to me and they have done it to the catholic pope .. its catholic ..

[mando1097]

soy mexicano!!! I CAN PRAY FOR BEER W00T!!!

*dame una cerveza para mi dolor por favor*

*beer falls from sky*

YES!!!!

[FirelionGuate]

@mando1097 LMAO

[blackcherrywoman]

The egg thing is for real sounds crazy but it is :D

[mgio817]

This is like me and my mom

[dogeatbear]

Virgensita por favor dame un cerverza...*CLINK*

[poblano78]

i love the clip they are so funny porcierto soy un wet back and i don care pero me gusta este pais lo amo como si fuera mio trusme i feel like part of this coutry and have a lot of white friend but many of them came like me from urope so please show some respect

[CaptainTripps2010]

They are both Mexicans

[Bryanvideowatcher]

he didnt even pronounce 'virgen' right...he so white X'[

[1hahahoho]

Mexican exorcism FTW!

[chalca155]

hahaha que p u t a madre

[GenghisKhan44]

You ever notice they just seem to make up new "diseases" just soz you'll buy more pills?

Generally speaking, if you can function normally without having many physical problems, you should be fine.

On the other hand, if you can afford to, and if you just feel bad, you might wanna see a doctor...

[shley1234567]

@Beatlesbee no, he should be drinking a Bud Light

[my2torts]

Everything was cool EXCEPT for the Virgen drinking beer.

[dogeatbear]

@my2torts Drinking alcohol is not a sin, meng.

[TheOnlyDarkAngel13]

I had something familiar done to me! Only it didn't involve eggs, the lady bathed me in rubbing alcohol, and kept chanting things xD

Although it did work o.O....

[CadaverAzteka]

0:27 ...SALTE SATANAS...!!! LOL!!!

[Beatlesbee]

The Mex would be drinking a Corona, NOT Miller Lite.

[Jimmy81691]

@Beatlesbee

Corona is regarded as pretty low class "piss beer" in mexico.

Fosters is regarded as terrible in Australia.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is regarded as pretty high class in China, being marketed toward new millionaires.

Just because a product comes from somewhere, doesn't mean people like it there.

[SuperDarkblack666]

@Beatlesbee Tecate

[SniperonDrugsz]

@Beatlesbee

no he would be drinkning a pacifico or a tecate.

[assassin82341812]

@Beatlesbee they drink all beer

[cowboysrule12]

@Beatlesbee a beer is a beer man

[GroddGuerrilla]

@Beatlesbee What the fuck is Corona? Besides, Miller fits right in to the Mexican budget.

[kennykardashian]

@GroddGuerrilla and budweisers. have u ever been canning in a mexican neighbourhood...?  buds.

[Spanky00Cheeks]

@Beatlesbee

I know some mexicans, and they dont drink corona

[scarecrowskardagain]

@Spanky00Cheeks im mexican and me and my other mexican family members drink hieneken

... and tequila

[TheDarkness0886]

@scarecrowskardagain presumido ja

[kennykardashian]

@Beatlesbee in reality Mexican immigrants in The U.S. drink more Budweiser and Miller than Corona or Tecate, since it cost more to bring them in from Mexico.

[JosueG1203]

@Beatlesbee Im Mexican I personally like Negra Modelo more then Corona

[KyoXlp]

@Beatlesbee corona cost more than a miller since its imported just sayin that might hav something to do with it

[mex55]

@Beatlesbee

the mex wouldnt care as long as its beer

[edmundo2311]

@Beatlesbee not if hes broke like the rest of us we only buy the cheep shit

[jdj106]

I seriously wish more of these were made

[thehornypuppy]

HAHAHAHA...Aww shit...funny thing. My mother died of a brain tumor (that ain't the funny part) doctor after doctor for 10 years and NONE knew what she had. She went to get an egg rubbed on her (don't get funny ideas motherfuckers) and when it was passed on her head she started to complain. She said it felt like she had needles inside her brain. So the "witch" told my mother that something evil was going on in her head. That was like 6 years before the tumor was finally detected and then she died

[cronostitan92]

"virgencita porfavor me das una cervesa???" empezare a erzar eso!!!!!!

[SUB5DRAKEN06]

virgencita por favor me podrías dar una cerveza lol

[Anroll282]

idiots

[dotfanny]

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[MrKike06]

hahaha omg lol too funny haha

[Turkishbirdtummy]

one of those ladys did that to me a few years back. it actually worked XD

[prizes99live]

Old Mexican magic lol and the prayer for drink

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

virgencita porfavor me da una cerveza. *pim*, *cheers*, gluglulgu. xD

[bartsquarepants]

What does Mex say in 0:54-1:10? can anyone translate the conversation?

[M3XikANog]

@bartsquarepants im guessin u mean when he prays, he said "virgin please give me a beer"

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

i pray to virgin mary. cuz i drink. virgin please give me a beer.

thats all :)

[HitomiXKaori]

@XXXkLeCiIj69XXX wrong virgin

[crispyhannibal]

lmao. he got beer

[LSDodgers]

hahahaha! Can I pray to the 'virgen' too. Ummm, no :-i

LOL!

[jgxcmonkey]

i hate this shit and im mexican.. i dont think this is funny...but Pervex is right USA is in alot of trouble and no one is even aware.. what a shame.

[LTdrumma]

you can tell ppl are not ready for this kind of comedy, thats why all the comments are like complaining about something or angry at something. YO chilla da fuck out, its fuckin comedy and I think is hilarious. Latino Comedy Project is awsome!!

[lalocena54]

se la maman con la pinche cura de espanto

alchile q no se vurlen de los mexicanos ni de nuestras creeencias por q se los vas a cargar toda la verga

[Pervex]

All i can say is EUA is gonna Sink and die with the global change ... So please americans enjoy ur little time ^^

[LTdrumma]

if youre typing in english then you mean USA not EUA

[LACITYDABOSS]

vieja cerota y pendeja

[13chelly13]

every0ne in america is an imigrant....!

pe0ple c0me fr0m all 00ver the w0rld..

havent u n0tice that theirs chin0s, jap0neses. philipin0s... all kinds..

they 0nly 0nes that belong here are the indians.

[MSpoofer]

Native americans the clues in the name native lol

[shorycal]

peroque manera de querer destruir a nuestra gente porque este odio

[topitopi77]

Ustedes gringos jodan con los mexicanos pero no jodan con la virgen, ustedes adoran a Jesus igual que nosotros y ella es su santa madre..... Los gringos y los latinos tienen mas en comun de lo que ustedes creen.

[chaser25mty]

I wanna friend like he Mex, so funny

[Seretur00]

Virgencita por favor me da una cerveza?

[frankconjr]

Cerveza= the worldwide cure for all illnesses

[Hopllyte]

And #1 cause of self induced societal suicidal-genocide. You want to see the future count all the FAS babies you know of who grow up wired socio-paths who go around muttering the phrase "I DONT GIVE A FUCK!". Go to any infant care facility and count the number of metal defectives will be populating the world very soon to be misdiagnosed and medicated from birth till death... ALCOHOL IS THE SOLUTION YOU GOT IS RIGHT MAN!

[FFTNeosal]

@Hopllyte where da fuck you get your info??

Depression is the #1 cause.....please, and don't write gay shit just to feel important :/

[Hopllyte]

A depression caused by among other things illegal aliens receiving health care and welfare... do you know how much debt we would not be in if we didnt have to babysit these parasites? I am all for sending each and every illegal alien back to their country of origin MEX or not. If the border patrol would let me. I would use my Indian tracking skills and track each and every one down if I could. Do you think people today would object to the jobs they do when everyone is out of work?

[ValFran712]

hahahaha GOD DAMN stop whining...y do u put so much effort in writing this big ass comment?? noone cares..ur opinion wont do shit here...we will always comeback

[Hopllyte]

WOW I thankful you are so ignorant. Luckily soon you will not be able to pass on you ankle deep DNA onto future generations. Life is about to go through a bottle neck. And all non hackers who do not back the gear to survive.... won't. The mexican who lives like a whiteman will die when his way of life does also. And when the host goes so will the illegal parasites.

[ValFran712]

like i said neither i or anyone else care what you have to say...only a 30 year old virgin would put so much effort in his youtube comments

[checoavalos]

hhahahah and the mexicans got your mom preganant too?

Why do not you think about the undocumented mexicans that have living in this country for for 20 to 25 years paid taxes, and now they are going back to MEX for the economic situation in the US. they WONT get SS BENEFITS. ALL AMERICANS benefited from their work by using their money for american's retairement

.

[checoavalos]

On top of that think about how much the cost of the burger that you eat would be without undocumented labor. Do you enjoy the significant econ low cost curv?

you do not really mean or want mexicans not to come to this country because it would mean that your country is all FUCKED up.

I think the US GOV knows when Mexican wont come any more (predicted to be in +- 50yrs)because they know when your economy is going to cool off.

[MiLainCitoO]

@Hopllyte tl;dr

[Edel8911]

use your indian tracking skills and look for accurate information; #1 Newsflash: Illegal aliens do not recieve health care benefits. #2 the recession was caused mainly by the deterioration of the housing market, Banks, and Wall street. #3 you really think most white and blue collar workers are willing to go out there and get their hands dirty with minimum wage jobs?. I highly doubt it.

[Hopllyte]

Do you know how many mexican I know collectiong 4+ welfare checks and working, living like kings while the rest of us wallow in poverty that is infringing on the Amerikkkan nightmare... When the economy goes tits up, fed up american will lead these parasites out of our country. These people are willing slaves to people like you... atleast blacks were smart enough to run from slavery.... these asshole come here to turn our country into theirs, a cess poole of drugs and third world status.

[zinwiz43]

@Hopllyte back the fuck up cesspool's of drug's it's no fucking wonder why the world see's you america as a bunch of assholes not all Hispanics are a bunch of narcs that's the reason why they come here. to get away from the narc's and to actually have a chance to live, and you're an idiot you spelled cesspool wrong.

[jayo717]

@Hopllyte Better take a good look around..lol...In a generation you will be the minority....Learn your Espanol,,JAJA

[Hopllyte]

I have been a minority since 1492.... before your little race of half breeds was a Chirstopher Colubus's wet dream. You can do math... Im hoping.... this country is broke and soon this country will go the way of Greece and Thailand and a host of other countries fed up with its leaders... and you illegals better worry when that happens... you will be led out of this country at the barrel of a gun, and your BC borthers will help.

[orochiocelote]

@Hopllyte you sir are an idiot. your argument is based solely on personal racist opinions, yes I'm Mexican, and I can do math very well in fact I am a physicist working towards my ph.D in quantum mechanics, I don't think your little brain can comprehend the vastness of the universe that I study(from a physical as well as a social and political way) . now nobody will kick out anybody, that is just impossible. and inhumane to do, the repercussions of such an action would be disastrous for the

[orochiocelote]

@Hopllyte (continued) US when it comes to the perception of this country around the world. it's just dumb to think that such a think will ever happen. United states can't fall, and if it ever does it would be due to socialist policies, as well as energy crisis, that the world will have to face. we are in a global economy, etc. any who I don't think you'll understand anything i'll say, racism and ignorance go hand to hand, and you seem to have a vast amount of both characteristics

[ThePlaya12345678910]

@Edel8911 shut up if it makes no sense who cares its still funny as fuck >:D

[BIAXlD3NT]

@ThePlaya12345678910 you need to stop being ignorant.

[SamiWheeler]

@Edel8911

I am willing to go out there and get my hands dirty for money at this point, most may not be willing but I am.

I hear doing gardenwork and babysitting brings in decent cash..

Fact: The economy would be better right now if it had been allowed to do it's natural dip back in 04-05

Fact: Illegal immigrants are friends not Foes

Fact: there is a cheap sure for almost all ailments in your backyard

Fact: I like tacos

[JosueG1203]

@SamiWheeler hey i lived in washington for a couple months ... theres plenty of work there just go with your greencard/ social security card... and work in the feilds picking apples/grapes/vegtables/ or during winter cutting the branches so they grow during the summer you can make up to idk 800 or 900 a week if your fast & a hard worker... watch out for the snakes tho... =)

[frozenhiphop09]

@SamiWheeler FACT: I want to be your friend.

[Dagsschiller]

@SamiWheeler Fact: I like tacos too

[XVLight]

@Edel8911 THANK YOU. Finally someone who's educated.

[gioniga35]

Hell yeah hahahaha

[y2j456]

@frankconjr EVEN AIDS???

[ShijiruNobutada]

hahahaha hell funny dude "virgencita dame cerveza porfavor" sad but true there are still many of us (mexicans) that still believe in crap like that haha

[pibe96]

WTF u are so stupid whit that of the virgen she is holi