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  • She is soooooo hidieous............even the black guys she dates don't marry her, and I have seen some black men with some atrocious white women. Woof!

  • @atlantasbest78 -That's what I was wondering. I don't know any brothers that would touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. She isn't just a hideous obese cunt, she has a face that belongs in a nightmare.

  • This is my teacher's sister.

  • her face at 0:10 is priceless lol

  • I would fuck the shit out of her fat ass.

  • She is mocking stereotypes, she does NOT believe anything she actually says! That's why it's called comedy! She is super nice in person (so far as I can tell) and fights for equality and fair treatment for all!

  • The spirit of her show is actually unity. EVERYBODY gets nailed and they LOVE it. She's great.

  • Lisa Lampenelli has had like a billion black cocks in her mouth and dates nothing but black guys lol.

    She prob likes to rage fuck nation of islam dudes lol. Shes a troll is my point.

  • IM BLACK ITS HILARIOUS I DONT CARE PEOPLE NEED TO GET A GRIP LOL

  • 'Her jokes aren't shocking, they're typical.'? Pull your head out of your ass.

  • Fuuny

    

  • My point is you can be racist and still desire the race you despise. And her jokes are not shocking, they're typical.

  • @andenisa bad point, slave owners didn't despise their slaves(until they got free lol) so i dub thy point invalid. Look at it like "why would a farmer dislike his tractor?"

  • Shes hilarious. Chris Rock even said himself racism is based on truths and its funny as well. I have seen white comedians do stand up with no racist jokes but i ALWAYS seen a black comedian make racist jokes no matter if its a 5 minute stand up or a two hour special. Its comedy dont like it dont listen to it.

  • lmao Lisa is fucking hilarious

  • white power...

  • white pride...

  • Lisa Lampanelli is NOT a racist. She's a comic and one of the best comics in the world. Lisa Lampanelli makes jokes about EVERYONE. And what's even better is that her biggest supporters are the one's she makes fun of the most. She may make fun of them but she supports blacks, gays, and Hispanics generously and she has a HUGE Black, Hispanic, and Gay fan base so if she was truly a racist she'd have no career.

  • John? Juan, quit fronting

  • Juan seemed terrifically pleased by that one...

  • She's presenting this so-called stand up as jokes, but deep inside I bet she really feels this way.

  • @andenisa If she were really racist why would she date black men?

  • @ChristewieTV Why did slave owners sleep with their slaves?

  • @andenisa 1) Not the same thing she didn't own her exes. 2) Lisa is a shock comic. She says jokes that are supposed to shock people.

  • @andenisa Deep inside you find a big black dick lol

  • lolz

  • People say there is this RACE problem and this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries. They say the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites. It’s really just the final solution to the white problem. It’s genocide. They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white

  • I wanna see her talk about the Pope

  • She's a fat pig! She's not funny.

  • What do u call a white woman in a all black club herepes!!! Lol did I say that?? yes I did

  • I love to hear it when people just take Lampinelli at face value. It's so much smarter than that. She went to Harvard for goodness sake. What she's saying overall, is that everybody is the same and If shes lampooning anyone it's the idiots that take her humour seriously. She's mocking the people that really think in discriminatory ways about 'other' branches of society than there own!

  • People are so easiest these days!!Whoever posted this video needs a check up of what country she is in.

  • I want the old white bitch to make a white joke..........just because she sucks black dick doesn't mean she certified...

  • @smokesceen124 She does do white jokes too.Whoever posted this clip only wanted us to see the black jokes.

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  • It's not really funny.

  • she suck so much black dick thats it alright with me....

  • @sotathug941 HA HA! You're butt-hurt! (And Never)

  • yeah not funny...old white bitch

  • The people in the audience cannot be offended. Seriously, they paid to listen! She would be out of a job if everyone became offended so easily

  • I thought she was gonna say funny racist jokes. All she did was say racial slurs yeah shes really funny

  • @stevenrobinsonmovies Yeah, I hear her on satellite radio and it always seems kind of corny. It's like she just crams as many racial and homosexual jokes into her show as possible. It's like she has a huge book of KKK jokes from the 50s and people just laugh cause it's something they never hear. She's like a female Don Rickles minus the ability to actually be funny. Then again, people like Larry the Cable guy so I guess you have to find your niche.

  • L.O.L.

  • wtf...im asian but i still find this a bit ...too far.

  • holy shit, im dying!!

  • @tick757 Its "that" NOT "dat" black culture is such an easy target for comedians. U guys leave urself open for shots!!

  • Hahahahaha

  • hahaha. too far

  • what a whore

    

  • fucking senstive assholes ! it's a joke !

  • i was shocked when she sad the n word y not just say black persons job

  • @CoCoaBeauty5734 Shock value. I don't see the diff btwn what she does and what Michael Richards(Kramer) did, tbh...

  • @kperry603

    I see the difference" between her & "Michael Richards",it's ticket sells. If U dipshits loved him so much he would still be doing stand up.

    Get over it.

    1love

    X

  • i was not expecting that at all!!!! LMAO I love her she too damn funny!!!!!!

  • I love her

  • Niggaz commenting be trippin. xD

  • Only a crack head will bag dat ginzo

  • comedians like these are usually well educated and do their research. and it varies between white and black comedians. if you dont think its funny whether your black or white, then you clearly have a small sense of humor.

  • i dont know how to feel about this its kind of shocking

  • @gussstavo its okay a lot of black people go to her shows

  • @gussstavo ME EITHER..MY MOUTH DROPPED!!

  • 4 the researchers part, she should've said "i thought those fucking Asians were right all the time"

  • FUCKING HOE

  • And this is funny? How? This is how she really feels plus I'm not sure she's in a position to joke considering what the hell she looks like. That's comedy!

  • None that's a niggas job

  • i admit it was very funny...love free pass jokes like that..reminds me the olddays when people where always laughing about anything..and now it's all racist thi racist that...it's not! only a racist thinks like that..so we all know who takes it personal ...so F_Y buddy,get over it buddy it's called a joke!!!

  • shes just not funny to be honest not smart jokes

  • I guess she gets a free pass to tell racist jokes cause she likes Tyrone's tool.

  • Telling a racist joke, then pulling a disapproving face doesn't excuse you from the fact that you just told the joke. Except in America of course.

  • @johngalantini

    "Racism is the belief that inherent different traits in human racial groups justify discrimination." I don't think that this woman is a racist. For example, I don't believe that a blonde really climbs to the other side of a glass wall to see what's on the other side. In the same sense I don't believe that she really thinks a black woman doing abortions is a crime fighter. The jokes that don't make fun of any group of people are actually kinda rare.

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Lol

  • I didn't know Grimace told racist jokes

  • That's a niggas job

  • I'm Black but this shit is comedy. Not that serious

  • @704ondeck ..dont let this sneeky bitch fool u

  • ITS COMEDY YA MORONS...GET OVER IT!! And I'll say this aswell. I'm not racist at all!! But I hate it how blacks can make jokes about whites...but when whites make jokes about blacks...its racist! Comedy is comedy and comedy should be comedy.

  • daz rayciss

  • I don't care about racist jokes by black or white comics but this bitch isn't funny and the jokes are lame as hell.

  • i don't give a fuck about the racism, i'd just like to say that this bitch isn't funny at all.

  • Americans look too much into race. Chill out dudes

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  • Ok, I've got the hang of her now! I find it hard to believe that people think this woman is genuinley racist. Her whole "look" is white suburban housewife but her whole act is just a big celebration of all the steriotypes you guys in America seem to have about eachother. I like her. We have Al Murray (A guy) doing this kind of thing on his "Pub landlord" TV show.

  • that 1st joke was funny but SHE WENT OVER THE FUCKIN LINE ON DAT LAST 1!

  • Lisa Lampanelli is the female Dice.

  • hahaha thaat wass hilarious haha buut she should work on the way she presents them aha

  • that last joke was 2 racist!!!!!

  • wow ...

  • talkin' bout racism on youtube, cool story bro what chapter does it stfu ?

  • did anyone of u notice the gay couple`? :P

  • Fat unfunny nigger lover. Typical of Hampton's Howie camp. 

  • i bet those retards in high school are her fans

  • She obviously doesn't really mean any of this; it's her comedy. Lisa feels that if you can't laugh at others, can't laugh at yourself, you live a wasted life. She calls gay people faggots, makes fun of them too; yet has anyone every seen the video when the Westboro Baptist Church protested at her show, and she donated $1000 to the Gay Men's Health Crisis for every WBC protestor that showed up?

  • There are funny race jokes.

    These aren't them.

  • i dont care if shes racist, she just creeps me out

  • nothing she said was funny

  • busted by the way

  • thats might just be the funnyst shit i have ever heard in my life including the what do you call a nigger and a spick in the back of a car with a white man drive'n

  • Racism doesn't apply when it comes to Lisa Lampanelli, sorry folks, she's a comedian we know she doesn't mean it, as she said herself, that when you really mean it in a negaitve way people sense it, this wouldn't work if the person onstage would have been Mel Gibson, but if it's Lisa it's fine, she can make fun of whoever because she doesn't mean it, she calls gay folks f****ts, and she's pro LGBT, it's just comedy, she rocks

  • it's comedy...dont take it to heart. Nowadays, its the quiet ones we should worry about -_-

  • @mchanterelle lool it really is the quite ones , they are the ones who come on youtube to troll

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  • isnt this the woman who has claimed she has slepted with a nigger?

  • @SpeakMyMind500 Does it matter?

  • @SpeakMyMind500 Slepted?

  • @tokyomilkshake2 slept im sorry.

  • @SpeakMyMind500 No need to apologize.

  • 36 people can't take a joke

  • I think it's wrong for both black and white people to make racist jokes. We should just be one, and stop being assholes!

  • @randomlypeculiar i am black i am not upset about that joke. but everybody know the white ppl started all this racism thing i never knew anything about race b4 i came to europe to look 4 job,oh i am an african from nigeria place

  • She gets a pass but Micheal Richards doesn't lol

  • @ripnated0g

    Fuck that it bothers my soul when these white devils throw around the N word like it's nothing, piece of shit bastards they can all burn in hell

  • @TheYungbj Why do you let a word put you down so much? I respect you and all but i think it's retarded and ultimatly stupid to give other people the power to annoy you just by saying a word. And i do agree that the word sometimes has some fucked up venom in it, but it clearly wasn't the case in the video.

  • LMFAO!! 

  • I am black and I am not offended by this but it was unnecessary for her to say Nigger like that i mean at least black comedians don't say cracka during stand up. But it was honestly pointless to say the N word like that with an all white audience but I guess she gets a pass since she said all she does is date black guys

  • @stevenrobinsonmovies i agree with you on that.. Im white n it kinda shocked me lol

  • Oh god! If white people get made fun of by black comics why can't white comics make fun of black people? Get over yourselves...

  • @metalheadny1 maybe because white people aren't a minority..? when the majority tries to make fun of the minority..it's not funny. it's just offensive. and i'm going to take a 100% guess that yr a white person. so you really have no right to say that. black people can make fun of white people because for the last several centuries...they've had to take a shitload from them. so shut the fuck up.

  • @Madho0o0ox33 Must be sad being you, having no idea about anything, and obvioulsy unintelligent since you think using curse words online makes your comment relevant. And don't assume anything about my race, you will never know what I am. Theres a difference between actual racism and comedy but I wouldn't expect you to understand that. Grow up little boy.

  • @metalheadny1 no the fuck they dont cuz they got better material to use than to sit around makind tired ass racist jokes all day but lisa couldnt go to the apollo and say that she would leave in a bodybag

  • @metalheadny1 I get tired of you cry babies talking about "why can't white people say this" I've seen countless white comedians make race jokes against blacks. What's crazy is, you all think black people are just sitting around complaining and whining about what people say about them. Well, news flash, we don't give a fuck! Sure, if anybody get out of line, we'll put em in check, but for the most part, we don't even care.

  • little far with the joke but it's all good

  • She went too far she needs that ass beat

  • @TheYungbj why u mad.. take a joke just like white ppl do..

  • She went to far she needs that ass beat

  • retard detected

  • WOW! White people are sooooooo racist.

  • hes some white jokes mother fuckers

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months

    How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw

    What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you

  • @muddy2007 how many spanish people does it take 2 clean a bathroom ? NONE THATS A NIGGERS JOB!

  • Niggers and gays can't take this joke because they know it's true!!

  • Words can lead to physical harm.....The worst blind is the one who can see but wont..Ciao

  • I wonder if she makes jokes about white people too or only races other than her own. Is this HeyRuka's mother?

  • what happened to the hispanic joke!

  • People get but hurt like racist it's something new, get over it. Old news.

  • It's funny how some people with the excuse of being funny can stand on a stage and be racists!!...

    There's no excuse racism is racism no matter how you try to paint it.

  • @honcan69 It's a joke, dude. Calm down and have some sense of humor once in a while.

  • @BunnyknightX ...I think it would be funny if you got trampled by horses, I would laugh my ass off at that..but you see you wouldn't think it was funny because it was happening to you. Racism is racism no matter if you think she is a "bad bitch"....She is still a racist bitch.

  • @honcan69 She is making JOKES, nothing more. Lisa is not harming anyone here, and that statement you made about me getting trampled by horses and you heartlessly laughing about it is not the same as telling a joke to make people laugh. Stop being overly sensitive.

  • @BunnyknightX ...I hate when people say "Stop being overly sensitive" every time some body speaks up when some thing is obviously wrong. The thing is that there are so many things going on around us just because people don't have the courage to speak up against it. It is easier to go with the crowd and say "hey it doesn't hurt any one!!"...I got nothing against u .But as you saw in the joke i made about you, you didn't like it because it was aimed at you.

  • @honcan69 It's because you are being overly sensitive. You labelled this women a racist bitch because she told a harmless joke about race. There's a huge difference between making a joke and committing violent acts against a human being, regarding their race, sex, nationality, etc. Jokes are meant to make people laugh and helps us stop worrying about the bad stuff. If you're easily offended by a simple joke, then I don't know how you could ever enjoy life. Why so serious?

  • @BunnyknightX .....I love a good joke just like anybody else..lol....But you gotto know that words can lead to violence and miss-characterization of human beings..Words can have such a powerful effect on the wrong people. This woman is clearly implying in her first "joke" that if a black woman kills her children she is doing something good for society. Lets get away from the "Comedy" of it all and focus on the words that are coming out of this woman's mouth and to who is being aimed at.

  • @honcan69 Words can be powerful, but it's doesn't mean we should allow ourselves to be hurt by such words. Her first joke is about a black woman having many abortions, which is the termination of pregnancy by removing the fetus from the uterus. Murdering people is a crime and abortion is not the same as murder b/c fetus is not a fully-developed child. She is making jokes like these in order to ease all the stress and tension because people are still uneasy when it comes to discussing race.

  • @BunnyknightX ..But that's the point..there are people out there that are gonna hear all those demeaning words and not find it funny ...just like I did!!....The point is that these woman is clearly demeaning blacks and Hispanics. and about the abortion topic, we could go on in a long battle about it but I'm no gonna go there. How can she say that if a black woman has an abortion she saves society from getting more criminals..what part of that do you find funny?

  • @honcan69 Yes, I do find the joke funny because it was made for laughs and she wasn't being serious. Sure, some jokes may sound dark and cynical to some people, but I think that's the beauty of it because there are very few people who are willing to talk about something that is horrible and then turn it into comedy gold. Look at Dave Chappelle, Bill Maher, Seth Green, and George Carlin for a example. All these comedians talk about serious and risqué topics and make them hilarious.

  • @BunnyknightX ...lol...It's like spitting at someones face and then saying..."I wasn't being serious...is just a joke, take it..everybody is doing it!!!!"

  • @honcan69 You completely missed the point of my last message. She didn't do anything physically degrading towards anyone on stage, all she did was tell a joke. Lisa Lampanelli is just a comedian who is doing something what she always love to do -- to make people laugh. She is no different than any other comedians on television. That is all that I'm saying. Also, physical harm is NOT the same as making a joke. You clearly don't understand the difference. Goodbye.

  • @honcan69 ...okay here a joke for you....What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?

    A white lane marker.... You find that funny?...is a racist joke!

  • This bitch is hella funny! I love lisa!

  • We are all the same. You're going to take things differently based upon personality, not ethnic background. If you don't like her, don't watch her. We all know she's vulgar and always throws out the race cards, if it's not your style, move on and grow the f**k up.

  • yea that some middle aged white woman comedy right there boy

  • omg im black i didnt find it funny even if she was joking, why can she talk about somethin else ?

  • @GSA14101996 thats cause white jokes are just wrong an not funny

  • "Hey..... wait a minuet... thats kinda black joke too." My god she's cute

  • i never found her funny

  • she ges banged by fat blacc dudes like every other day.. XD of course she doesnt mean it.

  • i'm black and i know she did'nt mean it like THAT, lisa' my homegirl

  • Damn, I wasn't expecting that one. Ouch, this nigga is going bed, she destroyed us! lol

  • dont b stupid bitches....this shit aint funny...u dumb fucks

  • Wow that's offensive! And I love it!

  • If I ever become a comedian, I would try and have sex with as many black women as I can, that way I can tell all the black jokes I want, lol

  • How bout everyone stops bein racist

  • Everybody makes it seem like if you call it comedy then you get a pass. Well lets say I think it's funny to let my dog shit in your face, no one got hurt I get a good laugh and the only person who is mad is the one with shit on their face. Laughing at someones humility or pain only shows how heartless you are for other peoples feelings. She fucked up with that abortion joke from the start.

  • @912TruG step one) find a dictionary. Step two) go to the H and find "humility." step three) stfu.