This Lisa PC is better than my Mac Book Pro and Sony Vaio Core i5 :P. So futuristic and easy to use, it must be a revolutionary device back then :). Apple always makes easy to use systems.
It's funny how even though this was so long ago (in terms of more recent technology) you can still get a sense of how awesome it was. I only remember the jump from the Spectrum to the Master System to the SNES :$
When he mentions Lisa, I keep thinking of Lisa Simpson even though I know he's talking about the computer! Just seems funny to me. But seriously I love all this old stuff, old computers, vintage audio, vintage electronics, I wish I could get it all.
Software was ahead of hardware back then, the Lisa was slow due to its small RAM and HD, but bigger hardware cost a lot and they wanted to keep the price at 10K. It was useable for text, but graphics was much more of a strain on the hardware, you spent most of your time sitting there waiting for it to prepare the window. The Apple II+ was faster if you just wanted to do word processsing, keep in mind there were no affordable laser printers back then.
I like it when "people" make fun of stuff that is old because it isn't as good as stuff now. HAR HAR HAR, look! THAT GUY IS USING AN OLD COMPUTER! WHY ISN'T HE USING A COMPUTER LIKE MINE THAT WON'T BE INVENTED FOR 20 YEARS? morons.
"Now, you see what I mean about the screen? It's very graphical." Wow! Now I wonder, if we can travel to the past and show a Macbook Air to this guy. LOL
When I was 5 back in 1988 My parents bought a Kaypro 2 what a piece of crap! Then 1 year later they got a present from a wealthy uncle and it was an Apple Lisa it's the best computer ever made! Guess what the piece of crap Kaypro is in my garage in working order. But the Lisa is somewhere in a scrapyard in Baltimore!
As ancient as this is, I found myself entranced by this pseudo-British bureaucrat/cubicle hermit's obfuscating enthusiasm over his '83 Apple Lisa. His mumbling over reports, budgets, menus, 'graphics' and the like was...soothing.
Man computers back then werent very fun it was baisically for office work. I wonder how much memory it was capable a having. But anyways it shows how much technology has improved over the years and still progressing.
This apple lisa had 1MB of memory and its processor was a Motorola 68000 running at 5MHz. It came with a 5MB hard drive. Price for this system was $9,995 back then. I would not see any one shelling $9,995 just to play games, so yes this was a pc mainly for office use.
No, You are mistaken. While the Lisa was not released to the General Public until 1982. A working prototype was making the rounds at trade shows in Summer of 1980. Look it up.
mgabrysSF is right. Prototypes don't count. If you count prototypes, consider the Star prototypes which were probably running in Xerox-PARC in 79 or 80.
this unique item called a mouse
itsabbieduh 2 weeks ago
Hehe, Whats a mouse? 2:18
MrFrogon233 2 months ago
wow! that looks awsome! ummmm does it play DOOM though?
lovelorn8888 2 months ago
man, many things haven't changed!
SK8CHAMPION1 3 months ago
This Lisa PC is better than my Mac Book Pro and Sony Vaio Core i5 :P. So futuristic and easy to use, it must be a revolutionary device back then :). Apple always makes easy to use systems.
khukuma 6 months ago
so technecly this is a old people work computer....
zapix12 8 months ago
Ah, the days when you did your powerpoint type presentations at work instead of "on your own time" after a full day at work.
hankaaron1961 10 months ago
I actually saw one of these on eBay a while back. I ought to have bought it, if I'd only known it could do all of that stuff!
Too bad Apple disposed of hundreds of unsold Lisas by burying them in a landfill (true.)
BoyScout1960 1 year ago
When does this come out? I'll buy this for sure!
SluGGz24 1 year ago 2
lol slow typer
labelfree904 1 year ago
Wastepaper basket. Six syllables.
Trash. One syllable.
Evolution!
ToeKnee0126 1 year ago
when is this ?
roossi 1 year ago
LOL look at how he types on the keyboard. Only use your index fingers
oryfoxer7410 1 year ago
A Wastepaper Basket.
lolipopus 1 year ago 12
this new computer is too futuristic, i dont think anyone would buy it
MaxBearguy1 2 years ago
Chrome text - yup, 1983! The Lisa had preemptive multitasking; the original Macintosh did not. :(
HypnoToad72 2 years ago
lol hes a one fingerd typist at 4:29 who does that in a computer demo I guess mac was retarded back then 2
narotu200 2 years ago
that thing makes memos better than my vista O_o
ScriptTakeSe7en 2 years ago 2
no way
phoenixdoane 2 years ago
partly because word doesn't work and partly because there wasn't such thing as computer viruses back then XD
ScriptTakeSe7en 2 years ago
looooooong commercial!
dabu001 2 years ago
What kind of accent does that man have? It sounds a little like John Noble's caracter on Fringe!!!
baroqueboy 2 years ago
he does doesnt he
myfriendsarenoobs 2 years ago
It's funny how even though this was so long ago (in terms of more recent technology) you can still get a sense of how awesome it was. I only remember the jump from the Spectrum to the Master System to the SNES :$
Shindai 2 years ago
damn apple was ahead of their time.
crazyjorge2111 2 years ago 4
Google Amiga first. ;)
habakoski 2 years ago 2
@habakoski Agreed.
MasterNaruto1214 11 months ago
Xerox had the alto in the 70s
Apple stole from Xerox in the 80s
Microsoft stole from both in the 90s
and for some reason fanboys still give a shit in the 2000's
BorkGonsam 2 years ago 2
lol
thingforvids 2 years ago
BorkGonsam - actually, Apple hired some Xerox employees, who took the idea with them and changed sufficiently so that Xerox's lawsuit failed.
Web search "MacKiDo interface ui_history" for more
HypnoToad72 2 years ago
sigh dont u miss the days when this kinda stuff was all new and so awesome. Also i wish macs were still so involved in companies
CPcast 2 years ago
...was THE first computer using a GUI. The developed ALTO III, etc was not a released product and does not count.
ORUPRANKSTAZ 2 years ago
no i think it was
Z1 Computer
i think
orlandobramb 2 years ago
When he mentions Lisa, I keep thinking of Lisa Simpson even though I know he's talking about the computer! Just seems funny to me. But seriously I love all this old stuff, old computers, vintage audio, vintage electronics, I wish I could get it all.
CoolDudeClem 2 years ago
or lisa, steve job's daughter.
gmodesike 2 years ago
I guess in 20 years, our commercials now will seem like this. Except hopefully without something as unfortunate as that mustache...
dddaaaannnnn 2 years ago
welcome to the eighties
itech1012 2 years ago
what year was this made in?
hiyaitsmejoel1 3 years ago
1983
tomcat5100 2 years ago
I like apples old opener. cool and retro
99vid 3 years ago
its 2009 and i am just learning that computers can do this?
By the way, I was being sarcastic
99vid 3 years ago 2
Waste PAPER basket, damn old people and their crafty lingo.
YewLogs026 3 years ago
HAHAHA UNIQUE ITEM CALLED A MOUSE!!!
office dude, you got it off awesome with ur new apple lisa
cheeswisz 3 years ago
LOL "We move by using this unique item, mouse." New technology- the mouse
loneknight97 3 years ago
Well it was new technology!
hkja99 3 years ago
Deyumm. A wastebasket!
xDuhlirious 3 years ago
seriously i dunno how any computer could run on 5mhz without catching fire.. O_o
coldfustion 3 years ago
Lol 1:55 "You see what I mean about the screen? It's very uhh.... graphical."
It's funny because they didn't even think of words like "desktop" and "icons" or "interface" yet.
greatbison 3 years ago
what about root window (desktop pretty much)? oh wait... that probably wasn't till 85' with X on unix
cusbrar1 2 years ago
He goes to the coffee machine and pours a cup, but the pot's empty! :-)
jgrab1 3 years ago
Daaamm, that's a graphical screen.
kaox44 3 years ago
Anybody else think its a long comercial?.......
grantasas 3 years ago
Thats an awsome computer for its time.
JimTheMingebag 3 years ago
We still have computers like that at my school...
WOWItsSilicaGel 3 years ago
oh, lol. My dad works at a school that had Apple 2e computers until 1999.
FreedomGotAnAK 3 years ago
I wonder how he would react if someone put a Windows Vista Modern tech computer infront of him :P
Adrian4Evar 3 years ago 2
hell he would have a hart attack if he saw my windows 3.1 laptop
ExperimentalArmy 3 years ago
He'd say "What a piece of crap!" ;-)
jgrab1 3 years ago 2
His computer looks like a microwave. Hardcore.
ctm154 3 years ago 2
lol i wanna bake hot pockets in there
grantasas 3 years ago
... cusbrar1 goes off to make a hot pocket app for the iPhone
cusbrar1 2 years ago
Software was ahead of hardware back then, the Lisa was slow due to its small RAM and HD, but bigger hardware cost a lot and they wanted to keep the price at 10K. It was useable for text, but graphics was much more of a strain on the hardware, you spent most of your time sitting there waiting for it to prepare the window. The Apple II+ was faster if you just wanted to do word processsing, keep in mind there were no affordable laser printers back then.
monkeyboy4746 3 years ago
I like it when "people" make fun of stuff that is old because it isn't as good as stuff now. HAR HAR HAR, look! THAT GUY IS USING AN OLD COMPUTER! WHY ISN'T HE USING A COMPUTER LIKE MINE THAT WON'T BE INVENTED FOR 20 YEARS? morons.
StrategoFett 3 years ago
"Now, you see what I mean about the screen? It's very graphical." Wow! Now I wonder, if we can travel to the past and show a Macbook Air to this guy. LOL
TheReturnOfGuille 3 years ago
Macbook air = overrated. I can haz disk drive?
kleixa 3 years ago
can that thing play world of warcraft too?
Besmerched 3 years ago
Steven is such a slacker...
fingers95 3 years ago
It looks like a big bread box. LMAO
theeggrules 3 years ago
'lisa's also got a hole I can put my knob in'
VivaZweiFan 3 years ago
Computers can do all this?
Mank25 3 years ago 3
IT IS INCREDIBLE
i made a memo
ChainbladeVideos 3 years ago 2
Yay for two finger typing!
fatsanta 3 years ago 3
When I was 5 back in 1988 My parents bought a Kaypro 2 what a piece of crap! Then 1 year later they got a present from a wealthy uncle and it was an Apple Lisa it's the best computer ever made! Guess what the piece of crap Kaypro is in my garage in working order. But the Lisa is somewhere in a scrapyard in Baltimore!
Wackyland1 3 years ago 8
As ancient as this is, I found myself entranced by this pseudo-British bureaucrat/cubicle hermit's obfuscating enthusiasm over his '83 Apple Lisa. His mumbling over reports, budgets, menus, 'graphics' and the like was...soothing.
Chasmodon 3 years ago 2
Bah! Like drinking warm milk.
dawnnaYT 3 years ago
Bill Gates watches with a sinister look on his face. ftw
DJPWN 3 years ago
finally, it's all making sense.
rightbrain1 3 years ago
At this time, they thought of the mouse like a relic from the future.
onesonic11 3 years ago
yay
Scooby92 4 years ago
Man computers back then werent very fun it was baisically for office work. I wonder how much memory it was capable a having. But anyways it shows how much technology has improved over the years and still progressing.
jackjeckel5 4 years ago
This apple lisa had 1MB of memory and its processor was a Motorola 68000 running at 5MHz. It came with a 5MB hard drive. Price for this system was $9,995 back then. I would not see any one shelling $9,995 just to play games, so yes this was a pc mainly for office use.
maxspeedex 3 years ago
Hey, I thought it was pretty interesting seing what they had to work with back then, now that we have OS X Leopard and Vista.
NintendoKid162 4 years ago
Dont forget Linux :D
overmind2 3 years ago 2
develop some graphics!? it was a pie chart. whoa, a mouse. he types slow
Snipereye64 4 years ago
DAMN IT, I FORGOT THE DISTRIBUTION LIST!!! FUCK! p.s. Lisa sounds hot.
ShudeBwerkin 4 years ago
I think this is an introduction video than a TV commercial.
Claro1993 4 years ago
LOl this is horrible who is this fuck??? wow apple has came along way.
Lumotaku 4 years ago
is this my computer? ´lol
gothicmaster2 4 years ago
that was the most boring commercial i've ever seen...
DamnUgotSMACKED 4 years ago
It is more of an Infomercial than a regular commercial. Very interesting if you consider what most users had to work with back then.
tendonut 4 years ago
He didn't mention the loads of porn he downloaded on his coffee break.
madcows10 4 years ago 4
ROFL!!! win.
CiniCraft 4 years ago
Lisa wasn't one of the first to use a mouse and graphical user interface...
It was THE first.
And in 1983, the Lisa had a price tag of $10,000
osirisascending 4 years ago
re: lisa was the first.
WRONG. Xerox Star - 1981. Expensive - but the first.
mgabrysSF 4 years ago
No, You are mistaken. While the Lisa was not released to the General Public until 1982. A working prototype was making the rounds at trade shows in Summer of 1980. Look it up.
osirisascending 4 years ago
mgabrysSF is right. Prototypes don't count. If you count prototypes, consider the Star prototypes which were probably running in Xerox-PARC in 79 or 80.
pininfrna 4 years ago
no the other guys right
Snipereye64 4 years ago
i heard that in 2011 we will computers with a terabyte of space!!! cant wait
culonot 4 years ago
in 2011 there will be no mankind.
madcows10 4 years ago
are you the same moron who said 2007 was the year of the Apocalypse?, get a life you stupid mother fucker...
DamnUgotSMACKED 4 years ago 2
In the year 2525 ...We already have terabyte drives fucktard...$280 at bestbuy
jcatlett1976 4 years ago
terabytes of ram. we already have terabyte drives
Snipereye64 4 years ago
"This unique item called a MOUSE"... wow.
beyondtheclouds 4 years ago
damn, this crap is ancient! I wonder how computers will progress in another 25 years...
napalm84 4 years ago
wow, that's old school
nerdelicious5 4 years ago
Great job!
stuartboy46 4 years ago
Dude. The 80's were corny!
Nitro4292 4 years ago 2
Of course, Lisa works hard so a man doesn't have to.
Drstrangelove17 4 years ago 2