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  • That guy saying "good good good" seemed seriously worried like he might have to do cpr.

  • what the fuck is wrong with this bitch??

  • Looks like the stupid wetback bitch did that without his consent.

  • @weedhopperps51 Dude, Brazil is a different place than Mexico.

  • Dumb cunt would've killed him if no one was there to stop it.

  • That bull shit man looking bitch would have fucked her up so dam fast.

  • This was a tastless and classless act. When doing techniques like this, it can be dangerous because how a person reacts is dependent on his physical condition. Some people who have high cholesteral could have a stroke and die from a sleeper hold. I would not have allowed her to put me in a sleeper hold. Actually if someone like her did that to me, I would stick a knife between her ribs.

  • lol "NO YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD!" "did she just choke me out?" "NO YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD NO SUE YA? YOU'RE GOOD!"

  • Wowww she is an asshole.

  • i think they should have explained to her that he is not a professional fighter

  • Lmao ......

  • That it is a choke from lack of blood to the brain. She stopped the blood in the arteries of the neck. Out in 4 sec, dead in 12. Nice to see he is alive. Stupid thing to do for a joke.

  • He didn't tap so she carried on.

  • 1:14 "What happened" lol...Dude,she just went to the kitchen and made your sandwhiches. I thought that translator said quite a few more words than he really asked...lol

  • At 1:06 he checks to see if his pants are still there, probably saying, "did someone just take my pants off without me knowing about it?"

  • The reason she did that cause dude say he thank a woman cant fight well have you heard of layla ali, but she is wrong for doing that to him if a man did that to her or any other woman they will for sure send him to prison.

  • IF A MALE MMA FIGHTER DID THAT TO A WOMAN REPORTER WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT (HELL, EVEN WITH THEIR CONSENT), WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD'VE HAPPENED?

  • hahaha idiot! hahaha

  • She may be a little butch but she is Brazilian which makes her a little hotter

  • the translator said OMG HES OUT HES OUT without a care in the world!!!!! ahahahah

  • Cyborg! decent

  • dumbass

  • cyborg. she-beast.

  • I bet her breath and pussy stinks.

  • @fpsexcellence I think you meant to say, "I bet her breath stinks like pussy."

  • This is assault.

  • wow...wtf is wrong with her? why would you do that to anyone?

  • Thats not right.. you don't choke somebody out like that without their permission.. Id be tempted to break that bitches manly jaw

  • she has to be on roids look at that manly face

  • Takes eight seconds to render someone unconscious, twelve to kill them from lack of oxygen to the brain

  • That long!

  • bitch rape!!!

  • Fake

  • @elma2824 no its real!

  • DUDE! At least your pant's aren't pulled down around yer ankles.

  • "Protect yourself at all times" lol

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That woman needs to be tranquilised from a long distance away and released back into the wild.

  • With the most dramatic voice, at 1:01 she says "Oh my God he's out"

  • He started pulling up his pants @ 1:06. LOL He thought he was about to get raped.

  • Her elbow wasn't straight... if it would have been it would have been quicker. That was kinda effed up to do to someone that wasn't expecting it.. especially since they had to make her to let go.

  • Guy: Some people think that women aren't as strong as men in the cage or the ring but I don't personally believe that...

    Translator: He said women should stay in the fucking kitchen and make him sandwiches !! CHOKE HIM OUT WOMAN !!

    MMA fighter: You are so dead.

  • @PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY hilarious

  • LOL, she just put it on him.

  • AND THATS WHY YOU DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS

  • TRUST NO ONE. LOL!!!

  • lmaooo

  • SOMEBODY DIAL 911!!!!

  • I wonder what would happen, if Fedor Emelianenko would choke that riporter.

  • Haha .. he got chocked out by a girl! 

  • @clickswitchh Yup.. and she could easily do the same to you.

  • Cyborg isn't a girl, she is a beast. She is a genetically engineered monster designed specifically designed to maul other human beings.

  • @clickswitchh no shit...shes a professional. 

  • Isn't that sort of assault?

  • You could tell that made him think about the fluidity of conscious observation.  Having observer fluidity cut off by unconsciousness can be very strange and a true reminder of how sudden one's inevitable death is. One moment you're here...and the next...who knows where.

  • "wait what happened" hahaa

  • wow im suprrised she did that without him asking to show him her choke,

  • Damn, good thing someone was spotting her submission. He was resisting so much that she almost held onto that choke for too long. Do NOT want to lose blood to the brain for long ...

  • 0:56 he's seeing fuckin tweety birds.

  • Bitch, this ain't no "chick fighter' . That's mother fuckin' Cyborg!!! Better recognize.

  • I would never be able to look at myself in the mirror again if that happened to me.

    Of course, I have a hard time doing that now as it is, but if that happened to me, it would be even harder.

  • that turned me on

  • cyborg is a fucking beast!!!

  • If he didn't sue, it was a set up...if he did sue and she is still fighting, someone needs to send this video to the league...hope she gets hit by a bus

  • exactly, you sleep with me or I'll sue you for this -- how ya wanna play this? lol.

    

  • WTF, you can't just do that, i would had sued the crap out of her.

  • @IceYourPimpHand He has fighters do this kinda shit to him all the time, watch his other videos.

  • is she mentally retarded! you don't just do that to people

  • the retard is a reporter for mma worldwide and don't know that he can tap and she releases? that's the heart and soul of all sports that include grappling

    the jokes on you reporter, not cyborg for being spontaneous and entertaining playing a prank on you

  • Pff, i would punch that bitch on the face afterwards

  • That was awesome! Cyborg is a great fighter.

  • I don't know if this was a complete set up or if if it was "real" (ie he really didn't expect it).

    If it was real, she should have actually waited for his permission before suddenly choking him out. It was abit uncalled for.

  • @largefirmmember

    It was real.

    The giveaway was the

    "good, good, good, good" over and over.

    If youve ever lost consciousness you'll know that sometimes when you come out of it your brain and speech are stuck in this loop kind of thing. Ive experienced it. Ive came from unconsciousness babbling utter mumbo jumbo before.

    This is real believe me.

  • @outofslumber

    You need to improve your reading ability.

    I wasn't inquiring about whether or not the choke out itself was real.

    I was talking about whether or not cyborg actually did just suddenly grab and and choke him out without warning (or permission) Or whether there was some prior arrangement that she was going to choke him as a demonstration.

    Although everything was all ok in the end. It would be abit irresponsible of her if she just grabbed him without warning.

  • @outofslumber

    btw the "good, good, good" etc comment was NOT coming from the reporter who was choked out. It came from someone else watching the situation happening and saying "good" repeatedly in approval as the reporter regained consciousness. Judging from his voice, he was also the first guy to speak out and warned her to let go immediately. So there goes your proof.

    You need to pay more attention to what you read and watch.

    It's a real chokeout. But not because of what you said.

  • @largefirmmember

    Fair enough. My fault.

    Though its sometimes hard to know if someones being arsey with their comment. I'll assume the "improve your reading ability" was devoid of sarcasm. Mine certainly was, though reading back you may not have thought that.

    I personally dont think he expected that at all. Or if it was staged he wasnt expecting it at that particular moment, he never got to finish his sentence. I thought it was quite funny given his women=to men comment.

  • @outofslumber

    I didn't mean to be harsh with the stuff I said earlier and wasn't even aware of what I wrote. Reading back on my comment I agree it could be interpreted as such. No hard feelings intended.

  • @largefirmmember

    None taken. No bother.

    

  • i was ganna say...what a bitch....but she's more of an asshole

  • @abel01 This was set up cyborg is actually a pretty cool chick.

  • wow, she doesn't know basic manner as a martial artist. She's just an ugly bum.

  • i would beat the shit out of her if she did that to me

    i dont care even if she is the greatest fighter in the world

  • @jordanisamazing11 im sure you would beat her with that giant keyboard of yours. warrior.

  • @xxzippyxx i would :P

  • lmfao is he stupid or what. asking to volunteer to be choked is fatal. if you black out more than 30sec or maybe even less you might get brain damage. over a minute unconscious you probly die. That is the reason why the guy was trying to wake his ass up as quick as possible praying so he wont get brain damage. also, that is why he don't remeber the last 30 seconds of his short term memory duh to blackout slight memory loss. temporary brain dmg if you must.

  • She should get sued for that.

  • what a bitch.....

  • I got a taser and a special can of mase with that gurls name allover it... and if that shit ain't enuff a stainless barretta outta do it...Not that I have a problem with being choked mind you...?

  • hahah "happily chokes him out"

  • thank god this dog has his trainer next to him

  • i actually think cyborg is quite cute , she has a nice smile, its just her voice and accent that puts me off

  • So Fake..Set up....

  • u obvious have never been to one judo/jujitsu class.

  • hahaha he want's to cry

  • that was more than 3 seconds despite the fucked up count.

    now then if women are just as strong as men, why have women and men separate instead of fighting in the same ring against each other

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA because it would be unfair: women would have their tits out and dudes would be like :O and get romped :/ fact of life.

  • @RageDiaries

    whats unfair about it? women and men are equal right? (and you better say yes unless you want feminists on your nuts) so then put them in the same ring.

    and why would they have their tits out? its not a gang bang party. and how do you know what men would do? they in the ring to ko a bitch before they get it themselves i doubt they are gonna do anything but swing.

    and whats 'romped'

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA Women and Men are not phsycially equal. I'm only talking in pure strength, speed, stamina. Even if a given man and woman had perfect technique, that is were the physiological comes in. Which is why they have women's events in the olympics, esp track & field, gymnastics, swimming. if they didn't women would never medal. This is not meant to be sexist, but rather this is speaking from a practical point of view.

  • @TheAngeltoDemon

    yes well that 'practical' point of view isn't politically correct and doesn't fit in with feminism. so you have to change it. or be labeled a sexist, oppressive, misogynistic ....

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA I'm sorry if that came across in the wrong way. Fuck political correctness, it has NOTHING to do with it. If you suggesting at the end of the day we should combine all of women's/mens sports (tennis, soccer, basketball, track, weightlifting, armwrestling, gymnastics) It is just a fact that men are physically stronger. Again, outside athletics, where men have a supreme advantage(Y chromosome). Mixed competitions would just look silly if women were held on equal ground with men.

  • @TheAngeltoDemon

    op, i hear the feminists coming. you better run like the fuckin wind for having your logic thought on the matter. you realize thinking logically is a thought crime right

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA yeah, especially on youtube comments sections:)

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA: I'd love to see that happen but it won't simply because society isn't going to accept men hitting women even if they are professional fighters. Maybe if fans get fighters to agree to fighting the opposite gender it could happen with enough support but even then the feminazis would complain about how it promotes violence against women or some bullshit.

  • @xTheDynastQueenx

    proves how fucked up society is

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA: Yeah real equality is not about being treated like a Queen then acting like a damsel when you are treated like a person. I practiced Muay Thai and fought 2 guys who agreed to fight me after training. I defeated the second dude and lost to the first but I was fine as I was a athlete. Let them fight if the want and don't bitch or run to the rescue when they lose as thats equal. Cause if I, an amateur can take kicks from a welterweight why can't a hardened pro like Cyborg?

  • Fake!

    

  • @lonewolfbg it was not fake bro.. but for sure its not 3 seconds.. but then.. if somebody do it for you.. you will pass out just like that... trust me

  • Women fighters are not as strong as male fighters, that being said, she would likely whoop your average everyday dude in a tie.

  • too bad hur husband isnt half the fighter she is

  • Where's The Chick Fighter ???

  • I'm sure he didn't think it was AWESOME.

  • bitch you owe him a blow job,you could have given him notice to when you were going to choke him

  • @brotherhood984 LOL! Yeah dude Time for him to choke her now

  • @ultrashortbus crazy russian bitch.I like i like very muchhh farken.

  • Hope the reporter didn't get fired for sleeping on the job ;-)...

  • @PercivalFromWales Hahaaa!! what a clever young man you are! Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

  • I love the "what happend?... o shit!" just realized he's been choked out by a girl

  • juice

  • I've read alot of comments from angry guys. Cry babies can't take the fact that they are wemen out ther that can woop theire asses cuz it takes away their manhood, or their altar ego XD

  • @SuperMETALLICAmania Thats no woman! Look at that face, its a man baby!

  • @timm3117 I believe she's a woman, if it was a man her jaw would be a little wide for her face and there are some chicks who look like guys, some look f**ked up, some look weird, some are ugly. Maybe its called differences (look).

  • @timm3117 I was making a joke

  • People are retards..that shit was planned, he knew he was getting choked out exactly when it happened, but this shit is more like 8 seconds not 3

  • She's a dick.

  • if she choked me out like that without my permission I would broke her fucking jaw...that shit is not cool, or legal for that matter

  • @ToadsMGodes I highly doubt you can do that to Cristiane Evangelista. She'll break every single bone in your body. I promise you.

  • @crankatorium lol! You don't know me, do you..

  • i remember watching gina carano beat cyborgs eyes shut about 3 years ago.

  • @Erik0072 no you don't.

  • @chillen11 you're right, IDK how I got Cyborg crossed up with Kate Young. I was at Buffalo Wild Wings and vividly remember Gina beating the shit out of someone until the doctor stopped the fight. I blame the 4 mugs of Guinness draft.

  • Don't ask that question, if you can't handle that answer.  lol

  • This is the most amazing incr3dible thing ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @borgoff55 and knock nails into wood wow u canadian anime fags have great sayings ill knock a couple nails into my bat then beat ur fuckin dog with it u fuckin needle dick bitch EYYY

  • @borgoff55 ur the gay one u fuckin virgin anime lovin canadian ur the tough guy i would never mess with a anime hentei lovin bitch and wat makes u think im in highschool u fuckin dumbass just bcuz u moronic canadians dont finish high school till 25 doesnt mean we AMERICANs are at ur idiotic level like i said go fuck off and jack off to some anime porn eh eh eh eh u sound like ur havin some speech impediments and ur thumbnail is the most childish thing ive ever seen wtf is it even, Youranimehero?

  • @TheChokeoutartist Leave Canada and the U.S out of your purse throwing match

  • Just Skip to 0:42

  • reporters get choked out more then fighters what the hell

  • Thats no woman...thats cyborg santos

  • hahahahahahahaha

    

  • i dont care that was FUCKIN HILARIOUSS LOL

  • @weedpussymoney321, no you wouldn't, she's the world's best female fighter

  • stupid woman

  • wtf that was dangerous, if she did that 2 me i would jump up n rip her fucking face off

  • fukin manly bitch, women cant do anything right

  • Hulk Hogan was sued 50000 once for doing that to a Talk Show host and that bitch get's applause????

  • ROTFLMAO!!!! Owned!

  • What a bitch! He didn't see that coming. She could have been arrested for pulling that crap.

  • maybe they need chael sonnen to translate for all the brazilians from now on b/c apparently the translator's english usually sucks. even when they translate on ufc for the the fighters it's usually someone that can hardly speak english themselves. it would make more sense to have translators that speak english fluently as well.

  • I reckon the interpretor had something against him and was like he wants you to choke him out.

  • yeah thats assault

  • If I was that reporter, I would now be a rich man.

  • @kgm1984 why ?

  • @kgm1984 LOL HELL YEAH!

  • @kgm1984 how?

  • who watches women mma?

  • These women have become so Men like, they really have to become men like to be accepted in the society.?

  • @MatrixOfDynamism i personally dont watch it because watching women fight just doesnt look right...

  • @yohummerguy well but do you agree with me that women have been trying to be men since the last 60 years or so? Women fighting women is something I haven't seen yet but I think there is something about women wrestling as well isn't it? People watch it because they find some sort of pleasure in it,

  • @MatrixOfDynamism not sure exactly wtf you're saying, but there were "masculine women" well before even MMA started. just like there's been "feminine men" for ages. who gives a fuck about being accepted either way, despite not being nor caring about either, personally speaking. you & YOHUMMERGUY don't know wtf you're talking about. women's boxing is stupid, as they just stand there and punch eachother in the face, but women's MMA is an artistic form of combat, much more complex in every way.

  • @oblivenous control your language if you consider yourself to be from a civilized nation. I do know that there are men and women born in a way that due to their hormones they behave somewhat like the opposite sex. I am not talking about that. I am not even talking about women boxing. I am talking a fact that women in this age are trying more and more to be like men, mainly to compete with them. When they have their own fields where men do Not compete with them. Women are trying to BE men like.

  • @MatrixOfDynamism only wusses who are afraid of words, colorful or "vulgar to whomever" or no, whine about wtf you are right now. seriously. you still aren't making any claim that's really saying anything at all. ever hear of a "dyke"? is that too "rough" for you, despite just being A WORD? what about that woman who changed her sex, then decided to grow a beard, THEN got in the news for "being a woman and having a baby". no, it was a chick who grew a beard, end of story.

  • @MatrixOfDynamism ever hear of a tranny as well? no? just think it happens in sports? it happens all the time, males & females getting enhancements for WHATEVER reasons. so what. my point is valid, you two don't know what the fuck you're talking about, making non-points to say, "see? i can have an opinion!" don't be afraid of words, kiddo, the more vulgar ones out there seem to have less ignorance attached to them than your statements about "women fighting".

  • i love the emotion in that girl's voice "oh my god he's out he's out"

  • She's my hero!

  • I think she got Mad.

  • its ok, she rubbed it better !!

  • Such a bitch move, why do that to him when you know

    1.hes not a fighter

    2.when hes so of guard.

  • @mlking213 its a ninja move thats why

  • She probably has a bigger one than me

  • he did sort of indirectly insult women. asked for it. hes like lol people say ( i say) women cant really do submissions...drrrrrrrr.......­.........@_@ omg what happened?? better watch what you say and say it with respect around martial artists. pencil necks get snapped!

  • @TheBigGuyBGY

    So you choke the guy out when hes not even thing thats a possibility?

  • lol shes such a fucking douchebag

  • As Auston Powers once said: " IT'S A MAN BABY"

  • what a big bully.....death by snu snu

  • @brknspacebar Always appreciate a Futurama reference...well played sir

  • i would of preffered if she told me she was gonna do that :S lol

  • the title of the video says chick fighter chokes reporter unconscious......i dont see a chick fighter

  • IT WAS 8 SEC BY THE WAY