Portal 2: "Defective Turret" Voice Files

[konack1]

Thumbs up for being blind!

So we're all supposed to be blind then, right? Not just me? Alright, fantastic!

[iamnotamouseok]

if they are blind, how the heck do they know Chell is a woman?!

[totaldramafan915]

I love these guys! They're so awesome! I swear I stand in the line for an hour just to hear them talk!

[mabiniss2]

Why do the defective turrets have to be black?

[8Bladen8]

@mabiniss2

they just dont have a white shell and so they are made of black wires

[SquatterLoki]

I work in a golf club. We have a Driving Range. Every time a golf ball was punted, I can hear defective turret's voices on the balls...

[gillnavisingh]

@SquatterLoki Squatter lines up for the drive... There's a good tailwind, that'll give him some help... He focusses on the ball, and pulls the driver back.

*WHACK*

"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

[SquatterLoki]

@gillnavisingh trolololol!!!

Exactly how it sounds! and moooore... O man this game is invading my reality...

[TheLieb7799]

Shoot'n blanks every time, all the time.

[geassguy2]

Everytime i hear this voice i imagine carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as a turret.

[MusicIhave]

Cant. see. a thing.

[MusicIhave]

Cant. see. a thing.

[machiner6]

reminds me of some of the cybertonians (this counts Autobots and decepticons) from Transformers 2. Like the Twins, for example, or Wheely.

[MsPoliticallyCorrect]

can't...see...a thing.

[SpyderzVidz]

Better open fire!

*click click*

dang.

[SquatterLoki]

This turret model was to replace the previous model... until it took an arrow...

[AnonIonCannon]

Shootin' blanks every time, all the time. B)

[ourtortsystem]

i can listen to it alll day long

awesome!!!

[iamnotamouseok]

"hey nice POTaTO" lol!

[lyndhurstboyoriginal]

yet another win for nolan north

[katielovesgleepoke]

Yeah! Whats happening?

[BakspejlsJuveler]

Love listening to "Sexy and i know it" while watching this vid XD

[XgottahavemychucksX]

"Give 'em hell sweetheart!" :D 1:06

[NineTailsFoxMcCloud]

1:22 Aw, Crap

2:05 YOU CANT FIRE ME, I QUIT!!!!

[irrevocable18]

Yeah I'm a, I'm a bad man.

[slackingstacker]

The defective turrets are awesome. They have more personality than the regular turrets.

[vigtigyou2uber]

After watching for 3 mins they began to sound like South Park characters to me

[alteregoAtlas]

These are so great. XD

[ben10ultramatrix]

thats the first time ive heard "crap" in portal 2

[dandan3647]

@ben10ultramatrix seriously? cave johnson says damn like 5 times and glados says hell oh my god (not really bad but not good)

[DaBauss01]

hehehehehehe clickity click click. watch and learn everyone, watch and learn.

[LegoFANS79]

Do uhhh we get some eyes at some point??

[Mikao2View]

Huh he really does sound like norm mcdonald

[TheJak314]

i aaa im batman

[SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI]

If anyone asks I killed you

[WhiteMousse1980]

"You can't fire me, I quiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

[xananaxproxy]

how manydifferent kind of ways can one make a click sound.

[lmtx45]

Aaaah BAM!... ba-ba-ba-bam! xD

[StalleddragonX]

Hello hello hell- aw crap

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

They're like home schooled kids.

[sorenstudios]

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[621Chopsuey]

3:53 Hello? Hello! Hell-ah, crap!

[cchiliman]

shootin blanks every time, all the time... xD

[oddysea682]

Im gonna make him my ringtone!! 

[TropnevadNitsuj]

"random video quote"

[horsegirl2000148]

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

[TatzeChan]

Hellooou~ Hello~ HELL- AH CRAP.

[Jeffenburg]

Is it me, or does the way these guys some times talk sound a lot like the way Cave Johnson would talk?

[AnArmedMan]

AH, BETTER OPEN FIRE. click click click. DANG

[al648srobloxvideos]

0:54 to begin the turret's 'LIKE THE POTATO'

[L0rdDeLtA]

Its Broken Turret's Time to Shine!

[jetta420dog]

Lol when I first played this I thought the talking turrets was that camera/scanner thing

[Robotix332]

Is it just me, or are there points where he sounds kinda like Quagmire from Family Guy?

[TheBritishChina]

XD I wonder if they let this guy make up half of his lines on the spot. XDDD

[blondedozier]

like a robot Norm MacDonald

[DjSugarKitty95]

Muahahah! Wuahahahah! Muhhhahahaaah!

Click click click: still defective!

My favourite lines XD

[Maphysto]

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIIII-

[Maphysto]

Well, I tried. Besta luck, lady!

[PS3NSKYLINE34]

they sound like burnie burns

[bobafett46]

TOO SHEH LIL LADY TOO SHEH xd

[Chr1sCr0ss2point0]

@bobafett46 GRAMMAR HAMMER!

Touche is the spelling.

[zepiroca1313]

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIIIIIT!

[EstoppelFox]

1:44-1:56 There's a Sparta Remix in there.

[RavenXll]

It makes it all better knowing the voice of the turrets is the same as Desmond from Assassins Creed. XD

[dragon2000200]

@RavenXll Don't forget the Personality cores too XD Space, Adventure and Fact core

[RickLowerboy84]

@RavenXll

And Deadpool.

[1979darthvader]

@RavenXll Really?

[TFosse92]

@RavenXll And Richtofen from CoD Zombies :P

[yoyolucas1]

@RavenXll because there voices are done by the same person...nolan north

[zach10168]

@RavenXll made me laugh when i read this

[TheToonTech]

@RavenXll And uncharted D:

[BeckiBrutal]

Shooting blanks all the time... alll the tiimmee XD

Clickidy click click heh... right on the money. It

[katosjoes]

1:12 - It's my BIG CHANCE! :D

[keggie09]

They seem to have a Texan Accent.....THE TF2 SENTRY WILL BE GETTING VOICES!!!

[Xennified]

@keggie09 Somebody needs to make a soundpack ASAP.

[sable192005]

Those evil laughs are awesome. XD

[Yazora]

If Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 was a turret....

[EddDoubleDLover]

um am i the only one who thinks the defective turrets sound like quagmire from family guy or someone else from that show in both personality and voice?

[airbendingavatar1]

@MangekyouKitten In addition to that, before putting the Defective Turret in the template, I stood in the template area and did an imitation of the normal turret's "Hello!" :)

[MangekyouKitten]

"Hey, squeaky-voice, gimme some of your bullets!" xD 

[PAMuffinMan]

Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart.

[phoenixfanboy1]

I wanted to post a witty comment here but the whole time watching this video I couldn't think I just kept laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Boomerangutan]

why are they called defective

[Robikku]

@Boomerangutan Did you listen to them? They basically don't work or operate like regular turrets...either being blind, weaponless, or just plain dumb, :P

[tailsfan55]

Shit, Nicks a robot

[YoungJusticeRobin]

Holy Fucking shit thats Desmond from assassins creed!

[ThatGuyfromBrazil]

@YoungJusticeRobin Voice actor's called Nolan North

[YoungJusticeRobin]

@ThatGuyfromBrazil No he's called Desmond. Lol jk, I know, I know.

[ThatGuyfromBrazil]

@YoungJusticeRobin XD good one!

[Sikoa2617]

So many gaming and movie franchises make toys of their characters.

PLEASE VALVE MAKE THESE INTO A REAL PRODUCT!!!!!

I'd buy 20 and place them all over my house.

I can just imagine someone entering my house then they hear 2:28 >.<

[AeroRaptorz]

@Sikoa2617 Only problem; some stupid people would modify the product to actually kill people.

[Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

Shooting blanks every time. All the time.

[Whiteboyfan98]

YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIIIIIT!!!!!

[Matimoo]

anyone think it sounds like Nick's voice actor?

[Yudhaikeledai]

Well so it seems a turret's badassness level is inversely proportional to its lethality.

Fair equation it seems =D

[RaikouRiolu]

I ABSOLUTELY COULDN'T TAKE IT AT 1:29

[dangaertner7]

my favourite quote is: "uuhh BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM I'm not defective!!!!!

[dangaertner7]

i listened to this about 5 times so far hahahaha, those defective turrets are so funny

[MyFoodIsBad]

EhheheheheMWahahahahhahaeheheh­ehe

[TheDudeguy33]

Yea thats right... still defective.

[sonic368]

I loved those things. "Hello, HELLO! Hell- Aw crap."

[Thomasbki]

"Aww, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" I love these guys!

[musefanatical1]

hey, squeaky-voice! gimme some of your bullets!

[TehSpazztasticLime]

youcantfiremeiquiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiit

[CONKER17]

@FallowerofHank Portal doesn't take place in a wasteland....I mean the voice and the cocky attitude :D lol

[airbendingavatar1]

@ZeroTheHeartlessKing I also wonder if the Template Response robot ever gets bored! Or maybe he's not even sentient.

[CONKER17]

@FallowerofHank Uhh Hello Stranger..........Why does that remind me of borderlands robot? XD

[HaxmanBob]

PUT ME IN COACH!

[taltigolt]

bender?

[skagui1]

Template response hello! Pow

[chickenpoodle009]

"Here is comes, brah!"

[RavenwolfeDresden]

reminds me of the scout..

[MineRescuer]

3:53 (Working turret voice) Hello Hello Hell...(defective turret voice) o ah crap.

[Stickfinger]

'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUUUUUIIIIIT! '

[kekoaw]

My faves HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

1 got killed too many times by turrets

[Demyxnocturne123]

BETTER OPEN FIRE! *click click click* Dang....

[TheCrazyCoasterKid]

HEYYYY, NICE POTATO! I LIKE THE POTATO!

[yuumeko]

LOL "what did i hit"

[yuumeko]

*in normal turret's voice* Hello! Hello?! Hello! *defective voice* Ah crap.

[lrossi888]

1 person is defective

[raiki15]

It's my big chance!

[oncore41]

shooting blanks every time, all the time

[THESILVERNARUTO]

Oh come on...OH COME ON!!!!

[orangeunicorn2009]

IM NOT DEFECTIVE!

[Helpertin]

My Favorites are @ 2:06

Noooooooooooooooooo!

You can't fire me I quuuiiiiiittttttt!

[GamerMGO]

nolan north does voice acting for alot he is also the voice for desmond miles and his ancestors in assaisin's creed

[Dewani90]

oh mai gah, DESTROY THEM!!! they have lame voices n.nU

[ali3n92]

Am I the only one that goes a bit sad when they say they are blind?

[FurryPower]

Uh..blam!blamblamblam!...I'm not defective!

[konack1]

@FurryPower Hey squeaky voice! How'd I do?

[hyperlink3000]

hello? hello? hell- aw crap the best lineXD

[afromonkeys8]

2:26 I like their laughs

[jeloopa]

do uh, we get some eyes at some point?

[p0ld3r]

why this reminds me new vegas

[robbie84]

Mwuhahahahahaha!!

[Shadow12000]

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Dang.

[NeosparkJ80]

Here it comes pal! Loce and loaded!

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.

Ahhh...Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not Defective

[fumpingo]

The diaolouge could have been 1:1 from Duckman. Conincidence, yes, but still a gem for me.

[Groudonmaster687]

WALUIGI TIME.

[RadioZombieX]

reminds me of Foamy

[Savagegalka]

You know the defective turrets kind of remind me of Vic from the early seasons of rvb

[Elfworks12greg]

Can't. See. A. Thing.

[Decnet01]

lol @ "if anyone asks... i killed you.. "

[bioniclemac300]

why they remind of the grox form spore ?

[Ditherliss]

Hey, if anyone asks, I killed you.

[DARKLINXMASTER2]

BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM! I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!

[zgcentrs]

I love Valve. You could have ran past and done the puzzle in less than a minute...or stand there 5-6 mins just listening to this awesomeness

[MetroidJunkie2007]

They may be damaged but they're more ambitious and determined than the monotone normies. "It just goes to show, that turrets with brain damage are the real heroes"

[LovaVoca]

clickclickclikc....yep still defective

XD

[left4zxc]

Hello

Hello

Hell ... o crap

[sjcodan]

sounds like bender from futureama

[Pikachu4Prezident]

Why do I get the feeling Deadpool would be a turret like this.

Given that Nolan North voiced Deadpool in Marvel VS Capcom 3, it's not far from the truth.

[TarielMaeda]

@Pikachu4Prezident Deadpool sound mod for broken turrets.

[Pikachu4Prezident]

@TarielMaeda EPIC WIN FOR YOU. :D

[Thebunnz88]

Clickclickclickclickclick

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Defective Turret is the best. Life told him he didn't have what it took to be a turret. They said he lacked the bullets, sight, armor, and wit but he went for his dream. Damnit, best of luck to you Defect.

[QlimaxUK]

i like the saved my bacon one :)

[QlimaxUK]

how do i extract these sound files? and music files also?

[OneEyedMasamune]

@QlimaxUK

I used a program called GCFscape.

Locate your Portal 2 directory and open pak01_dir with it.

All the sounds and music clips from the game are included in there.

[Discovertomahawking]

@OneEyedMasamune I've done that and I can find the music, I can't find any of the voice files though, I.E. wheatley and Glados, any help?

[OneEyedMasamune]

@Discovertomahawking

Go inside pak01_dir.

Find the sound directory.

Look in the folder called vo.

All the character files you need are in there.

[racer927]

@OneEyedMasamune I can't open it anymore it says The file is not within mapping bounds.

[QlimaxUK]

@OneEyedMasamune i got it now ty, my favorite is still IM IN SPACE and cave johnson's 'lemon rant' 2 files for that had to put them together :)

[AlexLong1000]

Nice Potato!

[airbendingavatar1]

@Keklawlawlawl Yup! Those guys are just so entertaining!

[Jhertzog83]

Template: Hello?

Respone: Hello? Hello! Hell-aw, crap.

(BUZZER)

You can't fire me I quit!

[airbendingavatar1]

I spend about 5 minutes at the "Template, Response" area just to listen to these guys!

[Keklawlawlawl]

@airbendingavatar1 you too eh?

[ZeroTheHeartlessKing]

@airbendingavatar1 :D me too XD

[MangekyouKitten]

@airbendingavatar1 I spent an hour xD It never gets old

[Ribnobs]

clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclickclickclickclickclick­clickclick

"fantastic"

[HHKelevra]

Every security device created from this day forward should have this voice.

[l3illyl3ob]

It's Nolan North, he's pretty much everybody in every video game.