Bill Burr - John Lennon, Chuck Berry, and Yoko Ono Performance

[edwinharrynchis]

damn yoko you're a bitch!!!! I guess she thought she could sing!!!

[innit27]

lennon was an asshole

[TheSmashingDoc1]

lol, shes a real succubus. love made him blind and she pulled hes eyes out with a knife. hes got to be the most loyal human on earth. every other man would take his socks off and stick it in her mouth and run.

[begbieboy]

Why didn't you just fuck uff and let us hear the song. We want to hear John and Chuck, not one fag complaining like a crybaby. As if having to listen to Yoko wasn't enough...

[XZOOOO]

@begbieboy /watch?v=h9kgu71d81U&feature=r­elated

Happy now? Cunt?

[XZOOOO]

George Harrison invited John Lennon as a special guest to join him on stage for The Concert For Bangladesh in MSG in 1971, as long as he didn't bring Yoko Ono with him. John agreed.

When John told Yoko about the concert, Yoko threw a tantrum, and two days before the concert, John and Yoko flew to London, abandoning George

John Lennon was a great singer songwriter, probably the greatest ever, but holy shit, John Lennon was the most pussywhipped man of the 21st Century

[nahpoli]

This has nothing to do with how much John Loved Yoko, but she was the most talentless person ever, I have Jon final album and Yokos has a couple of singles in there and it is the most embarrassing stuff ever, SHE WAS VERY BAD!!!!!!

[xxentric1]

the guys retarded rant about her retarded action is just as retarded!!!!

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

I'm laughing so hard right now I feel as if though my appendix burst.

[Wyfname]

YOKO BITCH

[Noodles37UK]

I've seen it. God what was she thinking, national TV when TV actually mattered, even more than YouTube does now lol.

Later in the song she does her nonsense again- but some wiseguy's gone and switched her mic off. Who was it?

[mikethewop00]

SuperFirewire1 is an incredibly lame douchebag. What a fucking wet blanket. Go be serious somewhere else because there's fun goin on here. I hope you're dead by now. Prick

[Jjosh1358]

3:17 hahahahahahahahahaha!

[MiamiBeach1990]

lmao

[2vespertilionid]

i loled so hard at your commentary!!1!!lolololol but yeah i agree with you

[hereandthere1204]

What a misogynist dick. "Keep your woman in line." Fuck the haters, Yoko was cool.

[CoolerKing37]

@hereandthere1204 "Yoko was cool." Male or Female, NOBODY agrees with that.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 John Lennon did.

[CoolerKing37]

@hereandthere1204 Yeah, well look how well that worked out for him.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 Right. There aren't dozens of John Lennon songs about how much John loved Yoko. And how could I have forgotten! Yoko killed John! Not Mark Chapman! Yoko! Seriously though, fuck you. What an ignorant, disrespectful, and generally asshole thing to say.

[CoolerKing37]

@hereandthere1204 Hopefully he gets parolled soon and goes after you next.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 You crack me up dickwad so here's a passive aggressive thumbs up. I hope you grow up someday. 

[CoolerKing37]

@hereandthere1204 I figured you'd be a passive aggressive cunt. How am i not surprised?

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 I didn't believe in soulmates until I met you.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 You are the Romeo to my Juliet

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 you are the bread to my mayonaise (;

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 you put the "he" in heart

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 will we meet in heaven? hope whispers yes.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 I love you CoolerKing37. I love you.

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 Let's have cybersex!

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 Let's buy a little white cyberhouse with a little white cyberfence and a little fat cyberdog!

[hereandthere1204]

@CoolerKing37 ur so cool. <3

[CoolerKing37]

@hereandthere1204 Damn straight. But not as cool as Lennon's body temperature.

[bobdoghuh]

i get the point but your language is repulsive



[CTrane88]

That was way funnier than listening to Yoko. Thank you!

[animepwn3r]

You. are motherfucking hilarious.

[xxxlucienjosiiixxxx]

THAT BITCH BROKE UP MY FUCKIN FAVOURITE BAND GTH YOKO ONO

[scarface12347]

Lol, ill slap you so hard your eyes will look like mine.

[kissed61]

Chuck usually doesn't suffer fools gladly.He could have spoken for the rest of The Beatles, and Beatles fans worldwide by telling her to STFU!!!!!!

[SuperFirewire1]

John asked chuck if they could go over the song, so they did. I am not a yoko fan- but i thought that you should know that when chuck made that face he was just having fun with it, after the show chuck bery said in his book -they all went out to dinner and he thought john and yoko were very nice people. Chuck was not mad at all. Unless chuck is a liar and lied in his book?

[SuperFirewire1]

If you know anything about the drum beat in this song, yoko is right on with the snare beat, and i love it when she sings, it gives the song a much wackier tone!! Remember when the great frank zappa was asked about this- lol he said "I think more yoko would have been fine. Chuck and john went over the song before the show and yoko sang on it so chuck knew she was gonna sing- as she already did when they went over the song before the show. Chuck berry always hated to practice but john asked

[bloodybagal]

Geez quite a few hate comments on the Beatles here... I like them, not because of screaming girls or whatever but because of their great music.

Best Band Ever I think. No need to be so hateful, they made mistakes but who hasn't at this point in life? We're all human here.

[keaton1895]

Bill you need to shut the fuck up.

[Mondeoboy89]

@keaton1895 why?? he's absolutely spot on

[tohellwithesau]

Chuck is saying to himself,I'mon kiiiill that bitch!

[6oodfella]

Yoko is evidence that Lennon was a fag, but so is McCartney, he should have told Linda, "You can be vegetarian all you want, but I'm having a steak". he should have kicked that other stupid bitch's peg leg away and told her to fuck off, instead of marrying her, and his latest squeeze will likely henpeck him into oblivion as well.

Fuck The Beatles, they are nothing more than an average boy band, if they came out today, they'd be laughed off the stage.

[MoneyIsSilver]

@6oodfella That made me feel good to read that comment. :)

All you gotta do in this country is show some women screaming in front of a band, and everyone will think they are good. Pretty much anytime a band is "created", you can bet they have some sexual issues cause they had to suck some old jewish guys' cock to get where they are.

[6oodfella]

@MoneyIsSilver Their manager was the real genius, he paid a group of women to follow them around feigning admiration, a trick that still works with young girls today, but The Beatles were special, in the way they fooled the young, old, male, female, they all fell for it, apart from us two :)

[RadicalRay100]

I love this video it is funny how you keep cussing! I HATE YOU YOKO ONO!

[dunskie]

Yup.



[jacoboforlando]

He may not care what chuck berry (admittedly a doosh) thinks, but that leaves two unanswered questions:

1. What about we the audience who also hate her noise? I'm sure those people didn't go to see Yoko imitate a howler monkey.

2. Why's he playing with chuck berry if he doesn't like him? He's John Lennon. I'm sure he can do what he wants.

The truth is John was p-whipped and everyone had to deal with her if they wanted John Lennon. Selfish really.

[doug5759]

Maybe John didn't really like Chuck and didn't give a shit what he thought. Ever think of that? Berry was, and is, known as one of the biggest pricks in the business. Great artist. Big douche bag. Making his eyes bug out just made John happy.

[pretorious700]

@doug5759 you know less than shit about Chuck Berry, John Lennon, or rock and roll. Berry originated the whole style that made billions of dollars for white guys like John Lennon, and Lennon at least confirmed it. How's about you limit comments to something you know something about?

Oh that's right, it's Youtube.

[P34V3Y7]

this was great!

[tonyohnoyoudidnt]

The italian kid is right

[MrMarkonato]

Lennon you stupid bitch!

[thereagauze]

yoko is my favorite Beatle

[caltrof]

I come to watch this vid every once in a while. This is too fucking funny!!

[hipcat13]

A music reviewer once said about the 1st live performance of the Plastic Ono Band that Yoko sounded "like a severely retarded child being tortured". As far as her "art" goes, one of her pieces was a 2 x 4 with nails driven into it with a hammer on a rope. A sign was attached inviting people to pound a nail. If this woman was so talented, how come she hasn't done anything other than milking her dead husband's talent for everything it's got? Worthless clam!

[pretorious700]

jeez, Kid Rock on saxophone

[ThePug96]

xD 110% true man , i fucking hate Yoko

[SaintJorge304]

Phil Spector should have shot her!

[jimmmmybrady]

What dumb commentary,They're just playing a dumb song on TV.It's not like its anything important,Lennon always jammed with whoever he was hanging out with.The dumbass Jerry Rubin had even less talent than Yoko.But the fact remains,the whole performance was for FUN,not for some "musical statement".

[CoolerKing37]

@jimmmmybrady Shut up.

[MUFC127]

Fucking fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

[thebeatles4740]

y do u say fuckin a lot?

[BizaroMustard100]

@thebeatles4740 He prolly says it because it’s a very versatile word and bothers those with sensitive ears. It’s not like it has no meaning or place. You see some people swear and others don't so much, what glorious freedom we all have hey?

[BarrySlisk]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NinetiesYouth]

lmao

[landialiha]

shutup the fuck up!

[caltrof]

I don't understand how his podcast just gets funnier every week.

[UMadOrSomething]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[bseenmedia2]

i agree with Bill, but if you want an explanation, both John and Paul had huge mommy issues because John's mom was killed in an auto accident when he was 17 and Paul's mom died of cancer when he was 14. Not an excuse, just an explanation.

[aaaarrrgggghh]

hahahahaha yeah I do remember this vid and I do remember Chuck's face but I am glad he didn't stop playing and maybe it adds a strange quirk to it. It's one of those things you get. I mean she didn't stop the band after all so you get the sond AND this thing so it gives you something to moan about! hahahaha :)))

[ghede13]

Brilliant job editing this!

[jwallguitar]

Great job dude.

[gabinobarreda]

totally agree, fuck that bitch! LOL

[johnclavis]

Yoko must have been the best cocksucker on the face of the Earth.

[aGlowingTeapot]

This Bill Burr is a dick :T

I love Yoko, it may not have been a good time to primal scream though, but this podcast is just immature.

[buddyjesus1000]

@aGlowingTeapot 

[suchanjv]

Was just listening to the podcast and had to look this up. Great job on all of the editing!

[freddiegibbs101]

Fantastic, thanks for making this. So good.

[Substantive64]

It was the Mike Douglas Show,during that farce of a week that J&Y guest hosted in 1972.

[RatedR555]

good shit dude.

[kunfyoozdish]

Such a funny dude this Bill Burr is, maybe top 5 comedians of all time

[manniewiseborg]

Your right Billy, what a complete waist of flesh, I think he must of been mad at his Dick to want to fuck something like that

[xxxserialxxx]

Hahah.. hilarious!!

[bankonit67]

Is Chuck Berry gonna have to choke a bitch?



[JayMoo8]

@bankonit67 that's one of the funniest things i've ever read

[MrRayPollard]

Thanks Bill for linking this video to your facebook page. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[2vespertilionid]

@MrRayPollard i agree with you completely! that look on his face... ima kill that bitch! lol

[xxxlucienjosiiixxxx]

@MrRayPollard ya you now what she the bitch who broke up my favourite fucking band the beatles gth yoko ono

[jakeiverson57]

1:40. Best screenshot in youtube history...

[caltrof]

Nice job dude! This had me on the floor laughing. Love Bill Burr