Full Metal Alchemist & Ashton Kutcher

[soufianemoro]

smart guy = make money on Youtube ;)

[timkk1234x]

this is dumb shit

[PaintedinallColors]

I'm imagining you driving around with your window rolled down LOL

[BlinkZX6R]

HAHA you would drive an automatic.

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

So this is what goes on inside his head....;)

[B0BDucon]

full metal alchemist and aston kutcher ? WHAT THE FUCK

[link1012988]

wtf



[Ramenhead51]

SOMETIMES I SOUND LIKE A DRUNK PROSTITUTE SO WHO AM I RLY 

[fishface1224]

It's magic armor with a vagina.

Best part.

[kilala963]

OH MY GOD. I FUCKKING LOVED THIS X) AH POOR ASHTON KUTCHER x)

[iExplodeBrains]

Lmfao, i Wonder How This Looked From A Drivers Point Of View, Lol.

[ErikaResponding]

If that's his idea of sex sounds, then sex with him has got to be damn traumatizing. lol

[MiaDepRockRionII]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[krisnike]

OMG I COULD NOT BREATHE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!

[SuperMrsnowman]

was this even anything

[emirsia]

Well, I wonder what people driving by thought. If a serial killer just happened to be hiding in the back seat of your car, I'm pretty sure he jumped out.

[MalaMare97]

3:52 you're the next Joker <3 =D

[RazorSF]

But Alphonse is kinda of...empty Oo

[BlissfullyDoomed75]

@RazorSF Won't be empty for long if you know what I mean ;)

[DJvolli]

You know that's a really good question! I would asume it's still incest.... To fanfiction!

[JennifurLoveHugetits]

It's a crazy coincedence that this video was uploaded on Ashton Kutcher's birthday...

[Cosmicgirl15]

OooOOOO Edward OooooH

"Maybe 'cause its magic DAAAH!!"

hahhahahahahahahaha

[DomoConzy]

i hope this is considered screaming to yourself cause its better that way lol

[TheChromeo123]

oh my gawd its weird how the Joker and ashton kutcher sound so much alike xD

[666dinkygurl666]

I'de laugh if his care window was open while he was screaming

" Oooh edward do me in the butt! ohhh yeahhh " XD

[wonkabo]

his car has two seat belts :) onision is not rich

[GrayBearDavis]

19,001 views... I broke such an even number. My bad.

[ink0alchemist]

haha... this video sorta pissed me off in the starting but later... i thought his alhonse voice acting was actually entertaining. alphonse is awsum no matter how girly he sounds:)

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

LOL!

[mybreakindawn]

That is so messed up. I love it xD Well, Al and Ed are still brothers even if Al is inside the armor.

[missemsnitchesss]

robot?

[vclopi]

My mother walked in my room and caught me watchung this video.....her reaction was "What the hell are you watching?! So that's where you get your joked from!"

[peeweefatty99]

@ Demipimp um why?

[Demipimp]

I will never Wacth your videos at night again 

[threnon1111]

you definitly are from another planet, you didnt did the same voice on full metal alchemist but the ashton kutcher voice is the same

[ChristineFML]

I would LOVE to know what would of happened if you forgot your window was down... :D (This is on my favorites list, btw.)

[cardmaster143]

omg al is only like 9-10 XD

[chiccflicc]

Oh God, why. xD

Why, oh why.

:DDDDDD

[anothervideo18]

DO ME IN THE BUTT EDWARD!!! XD I CAN'T BREATHE!!

[Absolutedefeater]

its not magic, its alchemy...doyyyyy!

[oishiininja]

Hahahha :3 I wish I could hang with you onision XD :3

XD

[nickvogel]

hahah!

[superjail1000]

i was horrified when he was doing the alphonse impression..

[SharnellReid1992]

Well we all know what onision does in his car now...

[hallfamilysince1990]

Hahaha I so think you look like Ashton Kutcher. That is why I watched this old vid. I thought someone told you that and it pissed you off.

[HidansCewkie]

lulz Alphonse is spelled wrong in the tags

[themeddleman]

waiting for you to wreck...

[Nesterenko101]

Kutcher doesn't sound like that. You're just jealous that he's a big star.

[Nesterenko101]

What's with the weird gear shift? It's automatic so why is he shifting?

[FaithNoLegacy]

wow that video was like an allstar line up of youtube users on that video! you doing voice acting! and daneboe with the special effects! (allthough daneboes special effects are very unique) that was a great and funny video :)

[JiuDoRick]

Hilarious.

I almost fucking choked on my food when the ashton kutcher part came around

[SoraInuyashaAsh]

lmao! that was so funny with Al

[CanteringIsFun]

I hope to god that you didn't by any chance have your windows open!! (;

[Huddy22009]

FAIL!!! He'd say Nii-chan or Brother. He doesn't adress his brother as Edward.

Yes, it is still incest. They're brothers regardless of the physical. Al still has a soul. And the armour doesn't have any parts, but I have read a doujinshi where Edward uses alchemy to create a dildo where Al's "parts" should have been. It was interesting. haha

[Smile4TheCok]

@Huddy22009 Do you have too say fail? 

[Huddy22009]

@Smile4TheCok

No, I didn't have to. It really wasn't necessary, but I wanted to.

[Nesterenko101]

Hypocrite. He likes to drive aimlessly polluting and killing animals. He should be using a bike if he cares about life.

[almostLiterate]

@Nesterenko101 Will you stop going from video to video aimlessly trying to prove a point that doesn't exist, and even if it does, it is accomplishing nothing.

[bigbigc76]

@Nesterenko101 wow u have nothing better to do with your life than go on youtube to purposely nog on ppl don't u? go get a life man

[Nesterenko101]

@bigbigc76 He is a hypocrite for polluting the environment and killing animals.

[bigbigc76]

@Nesterenko101 yes and i'm sure your just mr. perfect yourself

[Nesterenko101]

@bigbigc76 I'm not a hypocrite though. I don't talk about saving animals all the time like he does.

[bigbigc76]

@Nesterenko101 then y u griping if u don't even care about the animals all that much anyway n if u don't like his opinions or videos THEN DON'T WATCH 'EM its that simple

[Infernape7890]

I'm doing some voice acting stuff right now. XD I should try doing Alphonse and see how I do.

[keyotikdragon]

what's with videos in the car?

[fireqween]

I never pay attention to months. ._. So people look at me weird when I ask. XD

[9Twilight9]

2:58.... did Onision fart? e.e

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@9Twilight9 Youve never farted in your life? xD

[DinoRAWRR44]

@9Twilight9 his shoes frequently squeak throughout the video. probably just shoes...

[kingrdtellem]

lol

[kiarimi]

it was an accurate alphonse voice for a fine bros video ^-^

[Outcasttim]

You keep bitching about those of us who eat meat.. and we need to care about the enviroment... but you fuck around in a car on useless trips just driving around for the Fuck off it,,

And the fact that you "forgot " that most stores are closed on Sunday......

[Tac1981]

lmfao

[DrGonzo39]

HAHAHA

[mildphil]

What sar is that

[tenaciousheart123]

Robots...makin love n stuff XD I love you

[SteffSoft]

It's not magic, it's alchemy!

[Blazerwolf120]

UUUUG now i am ridden with horrible mental images NOOO...

but Al throughout the entire series was whiny...

still did not need that disturbing scenario...

BUT fuck that was funny FTW five stars cant... stop... laughing

[Kater0008]

This video had me in tears laughing.

I like it so much, I fave'd it and liked it.

Anddd I'm watching it again. :D

[pawello1000]

u sucks

[vidgamer]

were you tipsy or high?

[MasterNaruto111]

XD I love how you like anime.

[Sims2players]

This video was so funny, I cried.

XD

I <33 you Onision!

[Jtracy1698leet1]

that actually does sound like the joker

[Jtracy1698leet1]

dude every thing u do i laugh at and no one could have thought up the magic vagina suit

[ErrrrrrRia]

... LOL

[Dj7week]

Wow. I was a fan of your stuff, but after seeing this, I find it in poor taste. Strongly disliked. And for the record FMA is one of the best Animes out there.

[shadowsofnoone]

@Dj7week He likes FMA, it's in his top favorites of anime.

[Evnyofdeath]

I saw that before this.

That was your voice!?

[XxXDeidara89XxX]

OMG when i watched the part when you we're talking like al

i was laughing so hard i was crying.

[pollybaibai]

lmfao imagine people driving past thinking like, wtf?

[justinthedemonslayer]

fullmetal alchemist is the best anime ever!!

[ErrrrrrRia]

That ashton kutcher impression was amazing, and it also sounds a little like the joker

[Kinori2008]

I remember when you typed in Edward in Google EDWARD ELRIC was the first to come up!

[klamnir]

very poor. I stopped watching when he said "do me in the butt", gaywad.

[emjacee1796]

"OHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! OOOOOH YEEEEEAAAAA EDWAAAARD!!!!!!!" hahaha okay this is officially the best video @Onision

[spammmunky]

lol I wonder what the other drivers were thinking seeing him do that XD

[XxCanineBlackRosesxX]

ROFLMAO XD I love FMA

and I love you

your so awesome!

[Mawok666]

I love FMA xDDD

I srsly couldn't breathe from laughter, that was hilarious

if only there was a sex scene :(

[sheddedtears123]

FMA FTW!!!!!! :D

[TheMikeyR]

do me in the butt edward do me in the butt xD omg

[Loustrikesagain]

LOLOLOLOL

[kittypenguintvm]

lol thats hilarious!!!!!!!

[doomydoomyd00m]

I love FMA

[iweargoggles2]

have you been catching brotherhood?

[Scott834]

HAHAHA

[fer2789]

UPS closes at 6pm on weekdays in California

so i also wasted like 30 minutes of my day :S

and this was on a Thursday.

[Darkuser22]

Hey Onision, just wondering, do you have ADHD? just wondering lol

[AngryOranges]

i wish onision had his car windows down when he filmed this

[iknowyounot88]

LMFAO

[monique2489]

i think it counts cause its still his soul xD you know lmfao and ... how would ed even get arouund do doing such a big robot when hes so short XD

[NootjeC]

I wonder what people will think when they look through your car window, and see a guy talking into nothing, I'd like to see the look on their faces when you were like NO EDWARD PLEAASEE!! etc. XD they must've been horriffied

[thygodofrock190]

@NootjeC Theres this guy on youtube, Mordeth13, he rides a scooter around Taiwan and vlogs about stuff and has his helmet open most of the time and screams alot... haha

[inlz]

its not magic. it's science.

[TheAccessCoreX]

alchemy? isnt that... magic?

[inlz]

@TheAccessCoreX no alchemy is the science of identification, deconstruction and reconstruction.

[TheAccessCoreX]

@inlz yay! i learned something new. but really i never knew that.

[cardboardboatarmada]

im ashton kutcher and i talk like a frickin clown! hahahahha

[bigdalton3]

na dude you sound like hoggle from labyrinth and its pretty good i have to say

[creepsho4sho]

5 stars for the best ashton kutcher impression i've ever heard...

[Defaultprogramer]

do you video tape evrything you do

[xuxigirl]

ahhhhhhhhh edward dooo me in the butt ahhhhhh

your a genious

[Harajuku387007]

dont feel bad i do that lol

[imspecialomg]

why are you here? O.o

[emiful333]

wat the hell r u talking about? i never said ne of that and i hate twilight so fuck u!

[GothicxDeathxGirlx85]

lmfao i knt believe u tried 2 copy shton kutcher.! gewd voice buh.... bad face though.! lewks lik ur takin a dump while tryin 2 make fun of ashtn kutcher

[Bartliam]

im glad he didn't cause a crash :D :D

[cjthenoisemaker]

Onision, you owe me a new keyboard and screen...

Spat Coke all over it. (-_-') AFTER SOOO MUCH LOL!

[SovereignSarcasm]

Your amazing voice acting skills just made my day =D thanks Onision!

[Kaimefry]

hahahaha sometimes we all sound like drunk prostitutes..it just happens

[conorwith2ns]

lol i cant wait till i learn to drive so i can do stuff like that in my car hahaha

[nobodynowsm]

that would be akward like you driving doing all that and someone watching you do that and they would be like RETARD but youre really not a retard. super funny vid i loved it!!!!

[mirokupurple]

i think its so cute when hes driving, i dont know what about it, but i just love this video

[Yamidarkangel1]

lol this video made me happy on one of the worst days ever in my life XD you can always make me laugh

[deadchef69s]

i wish i could have seen this guy go down the road lol going c-c-c-craza-a-a-ayy

[WildNice]

LOLZ!!!! Aw man i will never look at full metal alchemist the same again.

[shelbykot]

HAHAHHA!i love his video bt w yall haters are stupid lolz!stopd being so bitchy wth are u on youtube if all u do is hate the  videos..if u dotn like..dont watch hehe

[cazyblood3]

this guy is dumass freak

[AyngLe]

I've never seen "Full Metal Alchemist", who is edward, is he the robot?

[YellowSnibbit]

no he's the kid with the blonde hair... i think.

[karayeah]

lmfao

[PurpleFlyingToaster1]

Ahahahah; I wonder if the people outside your car could hear you?? LOL :P

[YellowSnibbit]

well one person not driving there car for a day its going to make much of a difference.

[0011001100111001]

He needs to not drive a car or use public transit and never fly in a plane to not be a fucking liar hypocrite. But you see he is a fucking liar hypocrite. And over 100,000 idiots believe his bullshit. He is a murderer of animals and humans.

[YellowSnibbit]

what does that have to do with anything? how is he a hypocrite?

[0011001100111001]

holy shit! pay attention or fuck off. he doesnt eat meat cuz it kills animals but its ok to kill cuz he needs a car to get around.

the poison from cars kill animals and humans. they get stomach cancer etc.

god damn it. im starting to understand why he has so many subscribers. most of them are fucking retarded and believe every fucking lie he tells you. congratulations, you being alive has made the global intelligence that much lower. yay for dumb blonds

[YellowSnibbit]

ur a fucking asshole u have no idea. im not dumb.

and acually my existence make the world smarter! just because i didnt know he was as vegetarian doesnt mean im dumb.

and where does he say it's ok to kill because he needs a car? we really cant live without cars. AND STILL EVEN IF HE DIDNT DRIVE A CAR IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

[0011001100111001]

+I am a fucking asshole

+I still think you are for sure super dumb

+He doesn't say its ok. He has never addressed my question. EVER. And I doubt he ever will.

+We as a species have lived without cars longer than we have lived with them.1886 Mr. Benz is generally credited with the invention of the modern automobile. Late 1800's is when the first car showed up. So your point there is bullshit.

+It would make a difference. Because then he would not be a liar. A fucking huge hypocrite fucking liar!

[0011001100111001]

sorry. yay for dumb gingers.

[DreathDragont]

I think you would make a great Edward haha. Going to watch that movie after I am done typing this sentence haha

[HITTINbyCAR]

LMAO thats funny youre great

[differentperson0102]

hahaha when you start doing the alpha voice made me rofl

[graybrambles]

I already knew Ed did nasty stuff in his spare time (He's a 15 year old boy, people, he's not gonna be an angel....wait he's already not...) but....I'm never going to be able to look at Al the same way again.

And I don't think my parents will let me watch FMA again after my mom walked in on this.

But it was all worth it....XD

[supersherrylee]

omg!! lol! i do that all the time!!! i'm either too early and it isn't opened yet, or its closed when i get there.

[colongil]

JAJAJA! This poor AMERIKKAN drives a 1991 Toyota Corolla.

WHAT A POOR bastard0!

[krissilent55]

@colongil  Um well...screw you :)

[CartomartaKenDoll]

you made me lol

[RiSSAHMAYZEENG]

lmfao, my mom was behin me when you started screaming

[UlTRaPUrpLegiRl]

@RiSSAHMAYZEENG nice

[TheRealShadowBrain]

You should do more impersonations, your amazing at them!

[000123236]

You make driving look so complicated.

[raizr]

...

Oh Jesus Nigger Dicks why did I laugh at this.

[lubdubjubes]

you're not the only one who imagine such a relationship between edward and al

D:

<3 Jubs

[TheOphron]

BREAKiNG THE LAW ! breaking the law!

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL NEXT TIME!

Jk :p

[eatxurxveggies1]

You crack me up xDDD <333

[silentpoet1988]

i fucking hate.....parking lots.....

[0011001100111001]

how is this funny? god you people are simple fucks. all of you. just stupid drones

[evenger00]

You ASS!!!!111 you made me laugh to hard !!!!!!!i was eating hotpockets and when i was typing you made me laugh more i hate you@SO EFFIN FUNNY

[9morethanyouthink9]

this made me laugh so EFFING hard. hahahaha.