SMBC Theater - Arm Wrestling

[ThePullaMies]

200,000th viewer :3

[MadeOfCATS]

"You don't even love JP!"

"I ALREADY PICKED OUT THE WEDDING DRESS"

xD

[dsalpha18]

This is why I won't get married! hahahaha

[cakeninja57]

1:50 jizz in my pants

[dontmessmagic]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE HORSECOCKS?!?!?

[Deathbreak911]

Wait a second, JP has all his fingers here... I'm confused...

[XCal]

@Deathbreak911 Look exactly on the hand he uses to support the wresting arm, it looks like he making a fist but when he puts it flat on the table later you notice it more clearly.

It's just that JP won't flaunt his missing fingers, rather they keep it subtle in clever ways.

[loupax]

If you break up with the girl with the glasses, can I have her?

[b0010100]

thumbs up for the down-blouse!

[IAmSgtPepper]

Why does everybody have knives?!?

[ShinriVeritas]

I just love how James regains the lead (or "loses" it?) as he states, "She just got PREEEEGGGGNANT."

[nicholasdruminor]

2:41 might be the scariest face I've ever seen Kelly make in these sketches.

[badnewswade]

WHY DO YOU KEEP DEFAULTING YOUR VIDEOS TO HD??? MY COMPUTER CANNOT STAND HD!

[SAlpsu]

I think this is how Kelly got Zach to marry her.

[vampirexz1]

ARM WRESTLING WITH KNIVES

[damodd1]

2:11 jizz face

[Valacosa]

I'm surprised this one didn't make the cut to be on the DVD. If you put this one on another DVD, I'll buy that too.

[Crusader1089]

This was oddly much funnier the third time I saw it. The first two times I don't think I was in the right mood

[kiface1]

love it

[entrando2]

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE KNIIIVES!?" should be a tag of this video.

And it needs a motivational poster.

I like it more than "Do X and touch him in the penis".

[entrando2]

Err... "on"

Also I wish these videos had subtitles for foreigners. Sometimes is hard to understand.

[LeviathAileron]

lol, I see your correction but still that was funny :P

[JamesChurn]

Stab him with a knife, touch him on the penis.

[TheCarruths]

"Why does everyone have knives?" - This line alone could redeem ANY romantic comedy.

[tychoSNM]

this is one of the, like, awesomenest ones.

[RichFK]

I didn't see that end coming. Laugh out loud.

[drumsofdom595]

make constant "touch him on the penis" jokes, touch him on the penis

[arandomperson12345]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE KNIIIVES?!?!?

Best line. Ever.

[fdaen]

One of the best ever.

Fanboy question - Is Jenny and JP related in some manner? Both share the "Nickel" surname.

[AdrianvsJak]

WOOT FIRST TO COMMENT LOL! at least in a really long while anyway

[Ssalamanderr]

Stab him in the hand, touch him on the penis.

[Terrakinetic]

From the outcome of the video I think they probably got that backwards.

[drumsofdom595]

@Ssalamanderr holy crap shut up

[elsiel27]

And now I'm scared of Kelly. Really scared. That's it - no more meetings to talk about parasites!

;)

[Amataeo2]

You don't even love him! But I already bought the wedding dress!!!  Reminds me of my wedding...good job SMBC

[jbruder]

WRASTLIN'

[RomanoGiovanni]

These are always so disturbing at the end. I mean, it's funny till about halfway through, and then it gets REALLY funny as the disturbing kicks in.

[rickrussell]

Kelly seriously looks like she could rip either one of them in half.

"I will cut your face like a jigsaw puzzle!"

[mynameinc]

*movie lines

[johnster99]

its james not JP though >_>

[WhatsHisFac3]

@mynameinc Yeah. that is awesome. Someone needs to make a gif of that. Might even try myself. :P

[TheoryOfThomas]

@mynameinc that's james ashby's line, actually. JP is the other guy.

[mynameinc]

@TheoryOfThomas

I should have proofread that post, lol.

[FOXGEAR92]

@mynameinc I realize this is from a year ago, and you've probably already figured it out, but that was James' line...

[mynameinc]

@FOXGEAR92

I should have proofread that post, lol.

[armegeddis]

@mynameinc That's James who said it...

[jiarb]

Great video.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE KNIVES?!

[shill8989]

"Ha! Soulmates!"

[Silkenfist]

Oh, I almost forgot: Excellent work with the background music. Props to whomever is responsible.

[fdaen]

God...

The video is awesome, which isnt a surprise, SMBC creative team and actors just keep improving.

But woah. Furious Kelly is TERRIFYING.

[cliffjeff1]

totally your best yet.

[Boukenred]

"Why does everybody have knives?" made the whole video worth it. Though for the most part, kinda lame.

[Huihuihui3]

lmao almost as good as the "Who's on First" video! Definitely top three!!! :D

[Mathlete314]

JP deserves an emmy for "WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE KNIVES?"

[Sylar03]

How come Zach doesn't star in these anymore? Zach is a pretty good actor.

[johnster99]

everyone said he was bad at acting and it hurt his feelings.

[fdaen]

On this particular sketch, I dont think he would want to take part as one of the boyfriends...

[gaboleon]

I think this is the first SMBCT where I lol'd even before the punchline

[mostunlikely]

i found it a bit transparent

[gaboleon]

maybe, but it was well performed

[Silkenfist]

1) Maybe the best SMBC Theater ever (and example for the correlation between skit length and quality ;))

2) Nice twist that the motivation to leave the girls becomes more and more understandable towards the end.

3) The scene is fine WITHOUT LESBIAN ACTION IN IT! GO RENT A DVD, JERKOFFS!

4) Give Kelly more psycho-roles. They seem to fit disturbingly well (Does Zach know what he's getting into? Ah well, it's his hand).

5) WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE KNIVES?

[essencestar]

Not so sure about skit length and quality... "Equation" is just plain awesome, at a mere 41 seconds.

[fdaen]

"4) Give Kelly more psycho-roles. They seem to fit disturbingly well"

I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.

[TheMinxTail]

@Silkenfist Lesbians? Where?

[613TheEvil]

Me, I feel adventurous haha.

[ricky1oh1]

the girls should have kissed then at the end.. and made out..... mmm ya

[robwatson80]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE KNIVES?!?!?!

[Dastreus]

XD!!!

[gizmofly870]

@robwatson80 Knives are for men who haven't gotten the license to carry axe's everywhere.

[holycow818181]

I don't physically laugh very much, but I cracked up when James said "Why does everybody have knives?"

[anonpuppet]

Those girlfriends are totally psycho. Makes you feel for those two guys.

[bywordorbysword]

a better punch line would have been that they ended up actually being lesbians.

[sadimusi]

Why does everyone have knives!?

[Pandor25]

the anger part kinda recalled me misery:/ maybe its the haircut:/ But its been a freaking huge time since last time i saw it so i might not remember it exactly:/

[waypastthat]

lol so great well done all

[voxiphiliac]

hahaha this is brilliant. loved the acting from all y'all.

[Malikat42]

holy crap this was amazing. it was all "la la la average video", until the contest began, and then it got steadily more and more amazing.

[rickrussell]

This went from kind of dumb to disturbolarious awfully quickly.

[MrBBentleyton]

So 'dumb' that you felt it necessary to make up a word?

[HammerOfDoubt]

Kelly is scary!

[BlackMoonHikari]

fking epic

[o0Apocalyptus0o]

Hehehe the jigsaw puzzle line owns.

[Khaeven2]

Haha, another classic video. Great job guys.

Why does everyone have knives!?

[BCKBCK]

Should've ended before the last scene, but this one was pretty good.

[Drarack]

why does everybody have knives?!

classic

[RollioPolleaous]

It peaks too early at the jigsaw puzzle line.

[Lugnal]

I didn't get the fact that they 'wanted' to lose at first... hahah, pure genius.

Fantastic acting, all four of you. Great stuff all in all. 5 stars and a Favorite!

[rufusdark]

left handed?

[bobsagat0]

I like the premise, I just don't really think it went anywhere...

[kogledk]

Loved it

[Limitbreakersbane]

Cül!

[markanthonyandersen]

2:25 Woo-Hoo

[DarthTofu2]

Hahaha! Awesometastic, guys!

[theboredone]

Best... SMBC... Ever.

[somercet1]

JP: "Oh. Huh. Hi honey!"

And Kelly looks scary-sexy when she punches her palm. "My family will have a loving father or I will cut your face like a jigsaw puzzle!" Bwahahaha!

[MorganStack]

The Audio Compression levels are so horrible. I kept adjusting the volume up and down whilst watching it.

[dicekar]

way too awesome

[sellij2]

Brilliant

[White667]

LOL. Brilliant,

[melskunk]

Hehe.. I just had the channel on autoplay and look, new sketch.. AWESOME!

[matts7000]

best one in a while

[AugustusYoranderFreu]

Pure Genius!

[mixtermike]

"Why does everybody have knives!"

lol

[GodaiGamer]

It really picked up at the end.  Great!

[hardworker424]

lol

[bx32]

Funniest one yet.

[Zombiebushi]

This one was so fucking funny! XD

[Mizzkyttie]

Very funny... except the screaming at the end...

Don't know why the sound was so unbalanced there, but I had to crank down the volume to keep my eardrums from being shattered!

[Daneus05]

anoth3r great one!!!

[Collagenre]

I laughed. Sound gets too distorted at times though!

[OnlyToComment]

From ultimate staring contests to ultimate arm wrestling, they've got what you want at SMBC Theater.

[Graehaus]

Great stuff SMBC. Loved it!

[Pandor25]

That one was good :D

[ErayTarrell]

Man that bodybag scene was awesome

[Grug16]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE KNIVES!?

[econojon]

Why did they have to die? Also, there should have been a lesbian scene. WHY WASN'T THERE A LESBIAN SCENE????!!!!

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY CHILDISH AND UNFUNNY. Get some class.

[Totema1]

Best one yet~!

[slyfan64]

great job guys! had me lol'ing

[M4ckAtt4ck]

this was awesome. I like long ones like this. keep it up

[johncar11]

That was pretty good.

Those ninja girlfriends sure are sneaky are sneaking in.

[MalixAbyss]

there should have been a lesbian moment at the end of that

[Kataron]

Hahaha, glorious.

[zporkz]

I like this one a lot.

[LightBahamut]

Awkward edits, yo.

[youtoobrute]

Fantastic! Big smile on my face. See-->  :)

[Cribozai]

This made my day. Thanks.

[jpnickel]

This was sooooooooo much fun to do!! Glad everyone's digging it!! Thanks everybody!!!

twitter: @JP_Nickel

[KingSigy]

Oh...my god.

[bulbinking]

nice

[IIIIFile13IIII]

best one since "sorry, honey"

[Rathdei]

why does everybody have knives

[amortussique]

Yay!

[NukeMTV]

YES. YES YES YES. Best one in a few weeks, and one of the best ever. 5 stars easily.

[theindomitablebug]

You guys have had a couple of weak ones lately, but this one is great. Keep it up guys!

[sman865]

moderately disturbing, but GENIUS

[ManfredvonKarma7]

Excellent as always

[IKenSpelGud]

was this re-uploaded?

[canadafreakazoid]

ya, twice

it screwed my my rss feed

[Keylimedelight]

Best ever

[kevaichris]

Hurray a new video. Thanks guys