IDES OF MARCH!

[courtinator97]

My bDay is march 15

[qwertyuiop1277]

omg i forgot how much i love xena until i watched this

[WhiteboyBlackMan]

Mine to

[AlisonVirginia]

Love that my birthday is March 15 haha

[62Elvis]

nice scenes of northern Ky & cinti ohio & nice eye candy with the young blonde chick but an otherwise ' 'another political bullcrap film taking God's name in vain as hollywood does so unashamedly" waste of celluloid mostly.

[6950118]

Xena!!! <3

[shadowstrider43]

The clouds of bugs are gnats, Toby. Have you ever read Foxtrot? They had a parody strip called the "eyes" of March!

[StudioOfRandom]

This was the first toby/tobuscus i watched when officialBAMF was my favorite youtuber now toby is

[mjlolz]

april 15h is my bday O_o

[james9483657432]

my birthday 15th ides of march :)

[saraffvii51]

For once I actually did sneeze during one of your videos XD

[LuvDatLaDiDa]

@saraffvii51 I always sneeze in the ones where he forgets to say 'if you sneezed durring this video, bless you.' Its much more depressing than it sounds... u.u

[MemoriesPortrait]

BEWARE THE IDES IF MARCH!!!

[hankthecowdog115]

Toby is a Xena Fan!?? I did not know this!! He now goes up a million points in my book!

[punkranchero312]

I know this sounds weird but I really like BBW guys... I think they know how to please a woman more!

[Nohope1232]

Neyh Neyh Neyh Neyh> thats epic music

[tayman2794]

"All right here is what were gona do. We don't. Have knives for every one so some will have to share."

[TheEpicSauceness]

1 day before my birthday...

[PSGamerChick]

Creeping on the jogger. TSK TSK.

[themaher974]

shhh SH SHHHHHH!!!!

[Mizdope958]

He was stabbed 23 times by the 23 senetes in Rome.

[98TheJoker98]

JUST READ ABOUT THT IN CLASS KIKE LAST WEEK

[woowoo1339]

thumbs up if you clicked on this video cuz of the hot girl on the front

[skatergamer42]

I think he does these to talk to himself haha

[Kakairi]

Xena is EPIC!!!

[TheBookworm24]

DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

[elibuchan]

ooh i love birds!!!

[Maple1Pirate]

cloud of ANOYANCE XD

[6261Caf6261]

Now the hell has Justin Bieber got more views than this? >>

[xxxxxsorryxxxxx]

Gah, my birthday is on the Ides of March.. March 15th.. Gah, I'AM SATAN

[briannereese]

Press 4 :) bhhahahah

[jgirl31592]

Ides of march is my birthday :))

[BlogSuiteheartTV]

citizens arrest none of those cars are going 35mph

[TheDovesSister]

@CoryDeuce No way :D!

[urfaceisavideo]

we learned this in Latin class. trololo

[Nukedhamster]

i know everything about julius caesar because im his right hand. :D ok im total not im (k)aesars right hand u know from fallout ^^

[Sunscab14]

I want a t-shirt... lol xD

[KrocketAnimations]

He was born 100 BC :p

[StopMotionMichigan]

math SUCKS

[SonicBomber2]

Toby-instead of silencing the cars just shout at them like I do: "Dammit , pollution!!! Ride a bicycle like I do everyday!!!!!!!!!!"

[DrewJVal]

are you telling me that you tube isn't real life!!!

[spaztastic90210]

Holy Crap

He Knows About Xena

I didn't think anyone else knew about that show

[thepurplemachine1]

He was stabbed in the GROIN 23 times

[Brawl128]

Is it ironic that I got an ad that had a picture of the Coloseum?

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

Your Julius Cesear impression, is impressive.

[Wannerlol]

@Sekskid93 Awesome! :D Hope you had a good day! :)

[brosephstalin13]

It wasn't 23 times it was 66 times

[pielover502]

i absolutely love toby! he's so funny. I'm a teenager who does vlogs like these (often lazy as well) so please check me out! thanks :)

[GrieverTheGF]

Actually The closest you'll get in the math will be 3 times 7.7....

[higuy110]

Normally I'd say that that was overkill, but this is where dictionaries laugh at us - instances like that.

[osshoofd]

If 60 people tried to stab him lots of them missed

[BeardedScazza]

I MAY HAVE TO CALL MY SECRETARY OF EDUCATION BECAUSE I JUST GOT SCHOOLED

[BeardedScazza]

JULIUS CAESAR GOT SERVED

[guitarherolegend55]

y does it still say "Next LazyVlog - Tmrw" ???

[purexcrayons]

@guitarherolegend55 would you like to go round changing it everyday???

[guitarherolegend55]

@purexcrayons its just an observation, calm down

[THETHINNER666]

lay off the meth!!!!!!

[WasAbiRASP]

Et tu, Tobuscus?

Season 4, episode 21! Your list of facts is accurate! :D

[asdflolist]

16 people didnt see that persons license plate

[deadkiller55]

AWSM!!!

[jackshiels]

Volume of a SPHERE is 4/3 x pi x rcubed

Circle area = pi x rsquared

[TheRealSammich]

I Love you xD

..i was going to comment with a gazillion gabillion ideas that i had--had being the key word because then i changed my mind and decided that yes, yes, this was perfect, this was EXACTLY what i wanted to say annnnnnd were just going to leave it.. at.. that... okai bai

[Arlgm]

I was like, "did Toby check that jogger out?" then the truck drove by and I imagined he was shushing it so he could 'think' Lol... just kidding.

[DaParker99]

I think my favorite part if your vids is wondering what the people in cars r thinking as they drive by :) hahaha

[sgeivo]

4:16 is the funniest part

[wat3rlilly]

7.6666666666666666666666666666­666666666666666666667

[musiclives43ver]

dude, we're actually reading Julius Caesar in english now!!! and!!! u totally got those facts wrong.... i sadly do not have my notes with me, but i know that he died when he was in his fifties, in AD, don't remember the year.... and he was stabbed by 8 people, including his best friend. then the rest of the play is other people dying, commiting suicide, wars, disagreements, remorse, regret, yada, yada... so yeah... it's not really an interesting play...

[gamewzrd91]

Aaaaand a Jogger. Raaadahothothothothothothothoo­oooot!

[LawlDonkeyPunch]

The Ides of March is the 15th of March, or the middle of March.

They didn't use exact dates back then. So they used words to indicate what time of the month it was:P

[LawlDonkeyPunch]

Brutus was a pussy.

Casius was a noob.

Antony was a douche.

Octavius was a homo.

Portia was an emo fag.

:D

[kellmd93]

Area of a circle= (pi)r^2.

haa. oh well. who needs that info anyways.

[runnaman7]

3 x 7.6666666 = 23

[iTzRuBeNxHD]

make a toby sucks at haggling

[rhasta300]

OMG There is no 5:25 :O Toby, it's a sign!!

[BernieBuble]

@rhasta300 wow, i didn't notice that till u mentioned it, then i had to go back and rewatch. crazyness.

[hunt1203]

@rhasta300 omg thats so freaky!

[0bieber0believer0]

@rhasta300 :o ur right! but why is it a sign?

[Gamerboy4263]

@0bieber0believer0 actually happens in all vids

[ReadmanJ]

Ides refers to the middle of the Roman Month, there was also the Nones (beginning) and Kalends (end) just a way they kept track of the months :)

[ReadmanJ]

I wish Julius Caesar had not been killed :( He was so awesome, but instead no he had to get killed by cowards :(

[dio82]

annnd a jogger

lol

[ff7masta]

Little known fact, Julius Caesar was murdered by circles.

[couchpatatoe236]

@ff7masta ... the fuck?

[xobrokencrayons]

but your intro was actually at about 1:16 or so

meaning that it wasn't actually in the firs minute...

[morgyvids]

It seems a lot of people commenting on this video have boyfriend called Larry...

[rnewbs]

where exactly are you walking to? haha

[DnySummers]

Caeser was killed by 3 people, 1 being his best friend Brutus >.> stabbed multiple times

[LeKiddingMe]

So nobody noticed this was Toby's 300th vid on this channel?

[CamaroHappy]

I was born on the 26th at the time of the lunar Equinox =]

[Hitsugaya29]

March is named after the Roman God of War, Mars :p he's known more commonly as Ares in Greek Mythology :o

[roguestatus407]

It looks like he took one line too much of Charlie sheen.

[nninjacow9]

15 people should go jump off a lisp plane -_-

[melbournehcxxx]

Imagine seeing this in the street...... lol.

[TheProdan23]

And it was Caesars friends who stabbed him because they thought he was becoming to powerful

[CharlieMiller1994]

Area = 2 π r (Where r is the radius)

Circumference = π r^2

[spiffcorgi]

@CharlieMiller1994 wrong way round. Area is π r^2 and Circumference is 2πr.

[ninjapenguin981]

@spiffcorgi He's on about a sphere, even though he said circle.

[dante227hi]

My birthday is in March!!!!!

[luckypearly]

how do you hold the camera so still...

[Sai52]

;3 I love being nerdy, and watchin you being nerdy

[Amahrixlol]

big cloud of annoyance...

i love that line

[appleinfl]

Caesar life fail, that's a Caesar continuing to exist fail. Roll the next clip Steven!

[xlSoLelx]

An intro at the beginning of the video? That is such a good idea! Naaah, I like the surprise out of nowhere Intro better, Toby :)

[Totema1]

...Are you walking around Studio City?

[STeAtLTHyKniGHt]

Ides of march is also the band that made the song "vehicle"

[bustachaina]

it sounds like you're wearing heels when you walk

[spygirl43]

@bustachaina he's wearing wheelies

[KillaKillaCam59]

hahaha oh toby, every time i see your hair my head gets itchy

[xsisterxwickedx]

Julius Ceaser wasn't that bad, look up "Gay panic defense" on Wikipedia.

[cheeseman2345678]

Julius Cesar got stabbed because he was stalking Boones mom........ 

[xblBENjiman15]

Wonder what all the people driving past were thinking when you were pretending to get stabbed haha

[peanutsonice]

Noooooo Brutus!!!???

[11215142615]

All the senate was just jealous because he was tapping Cleo...so they shanked him!

[DanCakez]

Julius Caesar had a BBB.... BIG BLACK BOOOOTAAAAYYYYYYY

[fastrocketship]

If you turn on transcribed audio when the jogger runs by he says:

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

mom

[NaughtyTeacup]

March is named after the Roman god of war, Mars. In Norway (and Sweden and Denmark, I think) we still call the month Mars. :D

[Gogurtfun]

@pcavana17 "You too Brutus..?"

[TheRandomNeko]

At least you kind of remember the formulas...no matter how many times I learn them, I forget. |D

[neonbuildings]

You know you just passed through an orgy at 2:04. Thats what gnats do in clouds. :|

[ofekgnr]

how is it possible you never get lost wandering around random towns!?!!

:D

[Shmoogablaga]

There's a dog with a tennis ball, aaand a jogger.

hothothothothothothothottahtah­tahtah

[MyEmptyShell]

OMG I LOVE XENA <3

[Wojoeagle]

@MikaAst

So, you came to YouTube, you saw Toby, and you conquered Toby... Im not sure I get that last part...

[pcavana17]

Et tu Brute...

[NextObjective]

Can I have a t-shirt love ur vids :)

[TheHappyman09]

Julies Ceaser's death is no match for some Russian kings deadth (I can't remember the name). He got poisoned, stabbed, shot, stabbed again, shot again,stabbed again then drowned in a river.

[mistermaster7492]

@TheHappyman09 That was Rasputin right? he wasnt a king :P

[TheHappyman09]

@mistermaster7492 THANKS!

[mistermaster7492]

@TheHappyman09 Your name is Happyman? :O

My steam name was happyman

but i changed it to happy onion because there were others xD

[TheHappyman09]

@mistermaster7492 you forgot the 09 part

[heavenangelxx]

I found it funny that Toby was acting being stabbed, whilst wearing a Blood, Violence t-shirt.

[mywhateverworks]

Sorry to break this to you Toby, but you are still wrong. The area of a circle is Pi*r^2 not 4Pi*r^2

[Righey]

Area of circle is PiR^2! I know this because I'm watching your video instead of preparing myself for a maths test! ARGH.

[MikaAst]

Veni Youtube, Vidi Toby, Vici T-shirt.

Dayum!

[helloskyguy]

Actually, 13 people stabbed him. But there was 8 in the play.

Ohohoh knowledge nerd. xD

[stuwhit08]

OMG Toby, NEVER buy a universal remote from the beyond section of bed bath and beyond. IT WILL FUCK SHIT UP!

[DreaTheDragon]

@stuwhit08 LAWL Thats from Click!! XD Luv that movie <3

[mistermaster7492]

@DreaTheDragon xD

I am an angel

OF DEATH MUHHAHAHAHAHA

right? D:

[Boredyyy]

Errrmmmmm.

[matthew5a]

23 stabs, one for each pair of chromosomes

[imadefrumpy]

4THS067

Yes Toby now I know.

[BaklToDricon1955]

he was stabbed 33 times, sweetie... :) haha!

[MakeupbyaBaldGirl]

I was stabbed 46 times before. lol

[kaladevirulez]

I bet people got freaked out when he was pretending to get stabbed but hey thats just Toby!!!

[caldwell971]

i was born on his birthday? no joke..i dont wanna get stabbed :'(

[pinkishpurplelolumz]

only 3 of the stab wounds were fatal

[blakeissoawesome]

@Simmy

he did bless you for sneezing :) 4:24

[jfellow14]

10 people are related to caeser

[hailey315]

Aaaaand the ides of march is my b-day D:

[MrWhateveryouthink]

Intro of knifeness, then stabiness, then deathness.

[brenden8r]

@MrWhateveryouthink Wouldn't that be an outtro?

[NegativeY21]

@MrWhateveryouthink that mite be better as a outro

[LukeTreglown]

2:21, your alliteration allergy has been cured

[MeAndMrQuix]

If god was a living being..he would be Toby's penis...

[LukeTreglown]

2:21, you've been cured of your alliteration allergy

[iDiOtShOwBaG]

The 23 Enigma - All events are connected to the number 23

[GEGO1916]

shhhhhh..ssshhhhhh....sssssssh­hhhhhh

[peterhansenism]

That jogger did look hot! Cool, watching this lazyvlog was beneficial to my life :-) .. Have a happy st. Patricks

[MonkeyBoykraka]

Win for re-enacting ceasar being stabbed in public XP

[waytogo246]

yess! i sneezed! soo excited :D

..but i paused the video so i didnt miss any of it - does that count??

[SeismicTosser]

Caesar wasnt stabbed? Boone killed him

[gamerboi87]

boop



[TomsLazyVlogs]

FUN SUCKS!

[lang0162]

I SO WANT A T-SHIRT.

BOOP

[Grantmeister32]

One of the 23 Stabs was in his Testicles :3

[jam6096]

wat do u do for work toby??

[Stingwray666]

ET TU TOBUSCUS

[insanityisme]

@Stingwray666 That comment made my day bro

[akopianarsen]

@Stingwray666 Actually since its in the Vocative case, you must take the nominative word (Tobuscus) and replace the -us with -e creating "Tobusce"

just fyi (:

[Wiihavegotaproblem]

4:13 I ROFL'd...

[Vennivecci29]

Waking up before noon, wearing pants, damn Toby your becoming an adult. Goodbye Heely's :*(

[hobowithrpg]

e tu brute?

Hy toby can you somehow post winners in the underbar i use my phone so i cant really see if i've won or not