IPW - The Bulldozer

[theyetidude]

Fat southern Rob Halford?

[paulielexx]

LMAO @ Epic feud

[TheEndKing]

The announcer always looks at them talking with a bizarre mixture of mild disgust and contempt, and it always feels like he's just humoring them.

[DilemmaSTS]

Boy Count: 22

[Murphdogg4]

the reason undertaker has been gone since wrestlemania is that he heard a rumour that bulldozer was coming into the wwe..

[bluto312]

i wanna know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy boiiiiiiiiiiiaaa!

[litehouse6]

How far into the backwoods of Arkansas did Bulldozer have to go to find that Hillbilly woman?

[WillOwnForFood]

Is he trying to sound like Yosemite Sam or Foghorn Leghorn?

[RizoSaysAha]

Lol this gets bigger crowds then TNA.

[Oldshirt]

03:16 - 03: 21 ... Gypsy's Oscar Clip....

[mindchanger9121]

it's like a half ass version of Rick Steiner

[AceDagger1]

@mindchanger9121 completely agree haha

[tkin1973]

Gypsy is smokin' hawt!!!

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Love that foreheaded chick caressing him and translating for the deaf, lawls!

[77danigga]

The wrestling world is dreaming of an Undertaker vs Bulldozer wrestlemania match...BOY!!!

[RichieRougeTheLegend]

Rick Steiner stole this gimmick years later and would make thousands. Also, I'm not gonna' lie, I'd pork Bulldozer's poor white trash lookin' wife.

[Chriskey83]

Waste of a good apple. He should have eaten it, he looks like he needs a healthier lifestyle.

[kryptomanik]

@Chriskey83 I was gonna say, "maybe Bulldozer's 300 pounds of fury because he didn't eat enough apples."

[EmeraldFlowsion62]

He also says ''man'' a hell of a lot...Is there any info ANYWHERE about this company?

[GregthaBunny]

I love how Bulldozer can't even finish his last sentence... classic.

[hellbilly34a]

"im hot and Im mad right now" "boy,boy,boy" "these apples are real good"

[sanjhunt]

See this stuff is why I always love the regional/local promotions. More entertainment per pound than anything in WWE. I mean, you won't see Cena or those guys crushing produce while simultaneously setting the worlds record for the usage of 'boy'. That's talent for real!

[clintonrrr]

Larry Wright...Bulldozer...we went through alot...you hated putting our shoulders down for me...but you DID IT...being the professional you were,you put a 19yr old"punk" kid over...and It made me.We had a lot of differences...but I'll never forget the lesson you taught me...In this business,you do what your toled.PERIOD!

[EnviousDominous]

You listen and you listen well, and you look at the.. *brain freeze* apple.

[JonathanVonErich]

Wow the 20 fans in the crowd are louder than the 93000 fans who were at WrestleMania 3. No doubt these Legends know how to captivate an audience.

[cbaldwinjr]

BOY!

[ApolloCreed82]

(Shaking his fist at the meth head). "I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU LATER!!!!"

[JonathanVonErich]

Have a look at the next NXT Winner ladies and gentleman !

[max725power]

Wow! He sure showed that baked apple who was boss!

[egkjr]

she looks like a late night truckstop hooker.

[chickenlil180]

@egkjr And the Bulldozer looks like the kind of guy that likes late night truckstop hookers.

[N0GGINB0NKER]

lol nice "diva" fag boy.

[Vizzoid]

she looks like an "ice queen"

[MochizMuM]

hahah awesome!!

[MoneyClip33]

Please, Bulldozer. DO tell what it is you like to do with apples.

[MoneyClip33]

Bulldozer just sounds like a racist Dusty Rhodes...without the lisp.

[1robdougherty]

Well I guess he won't be keeping the doctor away.

[guitar4life33]

Boy, oh boy! Richie Rouge must be cowerin' like a little boy, boy!

[isitme88]

"boy": 22

"man": 21

"mister": 5

"turkey": 3

[isitme88]

Oh, boy, man! Boy!

[SenseiV1]

Good thing Bulldozer never got to Randy Bryant and applied that nerve hold, or he would've NEVER recovered. BOY.

[MDStarman]

Mr. Boy!

[HooliganMovement]

LMFAO @ "your old lady, has always coddled you..." and the "Boy" count

[zphatman]

Yippy its the 2nd comming of Hulk Hogan boy

[mbenn39]

I hope Bulldozer never gets me in the nerve hold, boy.

[WeaselWheelie]

This poor Johnny Lee Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places looking interviewer douchebag has to deal with all of these losers.

[maziku]

i dont think ive ever heard of ipw until now. they've got some pretty good workers on the mic from what ive seen lolol

[NForcerSA]

Who's the fucking ring rat stroking this guy off?! I'd think she like taking it up the ass and enjoying a bukakke!

[frrrrrunkis]

Oh shit, he crushed an apple! Look out, boy!

[mikey777799]

He looks like the singer of Biohazard.

[jlcochran]

I know the final count on boy, but what was the final count on mister and man?

No apples were harmed during the making of these promos.

[likintrubb]

This is too funny.

[princesstamika]

Around 1:26 Jessie says something to Buddy. She's good.

[themightycelestial]

"....if you got any guts in your body, man, you sign it mister,

an' I'll beat

you...ah-uhhhh...

I'll tear you up Richie Rouge...."

Between his ability to spout the word "boy" out of his gapped teeth, crush apples, his mic skillz & finally, his hillbilly-lookin' woman,

this guy was literally just a bulldozer of rasslin' talent

...boy!

[loosedeeee]

Three hundred thousand miles of barbed wire! What the fuck. He should have named himself the Siegfried LIne!!!!!!

[litehouse6]

@loosedeeee

Damn funny!!!!! Thumbs up for that comment.

[cbaldwinjr]

@loosedeeee

Not barbed wire, bob wire...there's a difference in Bulldozer's world

[DilemmaSTS]

@cbaldwinjr no, its bob why. not barbed wire & not bob wire.

[loosedeeee]

The cutie in the back reminds me of that broad on Laugh In who used to be terrorized by the nazi! Ruth Buzzy!!!

[DaveFromBrooklyn]

Between all of these IPW videos and the Text Comments, I can honestly attest that I've lost five pounds through my tears and stomach exercises from laughing so fucking hard.

[driflyer13]

Amen brother!!

[you16boob]

@DaveFromBrooklyn

the text comments make this stuff comedy gold

[DontTaseMeBro77]

what meg white did before the white stripes

[cortezangelfish]

these guys cut better promos than today's wwe roster any day. i love the piped in crowd noise. i am entertained i must say.

[Hovenaut]

Wow, fucking brutal to look at.

And he ain't that camera-friendly either.

[vancewaylon]

gypsy loved the liplock BOY!! .....also I love how Bulldozer blew the end and then growled about it like that covers it up.

[frrrrrunkis]

Oh shit, he crushed an apple! Look out Richard Rouge!

[Hovenaut]

This guy clearly has issues...w/ dentists.

[wadros]

People actually said lily-livered?

[platdrac]

That's a promise mister!

[cardsfan42303]

it's a fat Paul Ellering.

[dandbradley]

How many times does he say "boy"?

[midnightstorm11]

22

He also managed to call him boy, man, and mister all in one sentence at the end.

[platdrac]

HAHAHA LMAO!

[ebeneezzer]

Say what you will about this feud but its still better and easier to understand than anything Russo ever came up with.