Mental Help Hotline

[TheHUsoldier6]

i have no numbers to press T_T

[77appyi]

6969696969696969 i dont understand and i am the d word i cannot spell (no joke)

[iramsier1997]

In your closet

0_o

[zombie1513]

TROLL!!!!!!

[MrBigInfidel]

Where is the mother ship?

[TribusCaputCanis]

If the 'mothership' will answer my question and get me away from the automated message, I just might go on ahead and press the "I'm delusional" 7 button and see where it goes from there.

[darkprincessdragon]

why do i always stay on the phone long enough for them to trace the call.

[TribusCaputCanis]

@darkprincessdragon Because the only link to the live operator is the 7 button and she lives on the mothership. = : P)

[ZONE3RESA]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS AND ITS MY FAVORITE THS FAR!!!!! I LAUGHED FLUID OUTTA MY NOSE OFF THIS CRAP!!!! MASTERMIND!!!

[JANs1x]

u r a genius

[XxB0Bi3xX]

12345696969696969699*_djowesrC­ASVD*&^%$^



[yourma2000]

John askew - Bastard, haha, this sample makes the track entertainingly unique ^_^

[KoolKittKat]

3 4 5 6 7 !!!

[GoGreenCB]

... this is my voicemail >:D

[jjjstarling1234]

@GoGreenCB

I wish!!!

[spacelion88]

Thumbs up if you discovered this sound clip from "Bastard" by John Askew

[Synodyze]

mental health hotline*

[crid37]

hahahaha this has been my voicemail greeting for such a long time! people always leave me the craziest messages after they hear it!

[TribusCaputCanis]

@crid37 Good call. ^_^ If I didn't have to use my voicemail for work and stuff, this sure would be on mine too!

[zimalin]

who ever came up with this is a pure genius!

[jjjstarling1234]

@zimalin

6969696969696969696969

[IvchoBrasil]

@shipwreck222 John Askew - Bastard

[doctorwholordoftime]

dont take the mic out of dyslexic people im dyslexic and it not nice to have people take the fun out of it

[r3zzor]

@doctorwholordoftime its a fucking joke you dyslexic fuck

[mrworldwar2buff]

@doctorwholordoftime Dude I have 3 of these disorders and i still find it funny.

[PureEnergyAirsoft]

@shipwreck222 same here man, trying to trace it no luck

[StudioB27]

i use it in my voice mail... lots of comments about it.. lol

[fAtfrUIt26]

Dyslexic person presses 69696969

what he actually pressed: 44592903

[therealandycook]

good luck, im behind 7 proxys

[TheLordofallChairs]

so gonna be my answer machine

[claudzen]

Shit! I knew the CIA was coming for me! I've been backtraced!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO

[bratztvgirl]

@claudzen You Dun Goofed ;D

[claudzen]

@bratztvgirl .... could it be...... Jessi Slaughter?????

[bratztvgirl]

@claudzen LOL, nah, I just love the joke xD

[bmxboi303]

i keep pressing 7 but i cant contact the mothership 7777777777777777

[TribusCaputCanis]

@bmxboi303 They're busy too. Try 6969696969696969... heh heh heh

[delawarefreeman]

LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkSkies132]

whats the number to that XD

[ClassicTranceFTW]

John Askew - Bastard used this sample :) 

[JDM33R]

Thiis has just been remixed for trance fans...check Simon Patterson Podcast 19. Around 32 min mark

[kingu9]

i pressed 3456 and noone talked to me so i hit 7 and the mothership didnt respond lol

[TribusCaputCanis]

@kingu9 Then press 1 repeatedly.

[emoharu1]

3456

[valdivieri]

hey guys, try this, dial 420 to get high!

[ikutoluva]

I guess I'm pressing I repeatedly, 3, 4, 5, 6, THEY'RE GONNA TRACE MY CALL!!! and 7 to connect to the mother ship, oh and fidgeting until I hear the beep and then another beep.

[NerfedFalcon]

If you are banging your head on the nearest flat surface with laughter, press qwerulkjdsfkj

[GedaliahBenIsrael]

LOL!

[lyricistwolf]

The voice reminds me of Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter.

[Carameloace]

Um... Do i press any number or do i just hang up sence no one will answer anyway?

[invadermelissa1]

where's the voice?

[kevlarsniper1]

the small voice didn't say a Number O_O

[angle10081008]

111111111111111111111111111111­11111111

3456

7

the voice is bossy :(

which ones the hash key .......?

okay i call oyu later wait who are you again??

[angle10081008]

111111111111111111111111111111­11111111

3456

7

the voice is bossy :(

which ones the hash key .......?

okay i call oyu later wait who are you again??

[Anna464]

This thing is almost creepy xD

[uvkakort]

if your impaitent please hold

[EthalaRide]

696996969 wait... CRAP!

[Boycini9]

still waiting for that small voice............

[Shadowgirl510]

I was pressing 1 repeatedly, and then they said they knew who i was and what i wanted and to stay on the line... I need a new phone now

[ZiziS100]

The Small voices told be to press 4 repeatedly, mothership mothership

[JtHMfreak77716]

what is the number for this.

[calliekatielady]

i need to phone home so i guess i should press 7. :-)

[AnneMarieIsHere]

*smashes computer* IM SORRY MY HEAD TOLD ME TOO!

[ilovethemeankitty]

ok the voices r telling me to push 3,4,5 and 6. (10 minits later) ok im waiting for my call to be traced.... hum de dumb...... (5 mis later) 69696969-969696-69696969-9696

[kzeara]

I was going to press 3, 4, 5, and 6, but then they said they knew who is was. I destroyed my phone. THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME.

[cristaluroxsmahsoxx]

they said to press the number 8

[iSmashUp]

I had this as my ring tone before then i got a new phone (;

[theukuleleplayers]

press seven over and over and it says sorterpeas :DD

[flapwing48]

u ar a badered i am dyslexic

[fantsyofmillions]

Lmao I'm dyslexic.

[Mirokukeiiswatching]

3456

[souleaterxstein]

if this were real i'd press 3,4,5 and 6 oh and im paranoid lmao

[plushieboy1234]

*stays on the line* just hurry up ; - ;

[redneckgrl93]

HILARIOUS!!

[3pppz]

What's the number?

[BBQstudio]

69696969

[Threadnaught]

69696969 I'm not dyslexic, that number's just hilarious.

[xxalexisurgodxx]

1 person thinks he's perfect and has no mental illness

[xxalexisurgodxx]

pure genius

[spazboy26]

OMG I just pressed 4 a lot of times and it starting ringing

[spazboy26]

If you have A.D.D. Please stare at the 2 and wait

[NaruHina8]

@spazboy26 what was i supposed to do *playing videogames then runs to fridge*

[shadowmuttzr0]

OAO omg this is funny but mean lol

[TheAssassin1459]

lol keep pressing 4 it says cha cha cha cha cha cha

[DepressedFox]

For the paranoid one, the voice said "..what you are, and what you want.."

as the words said "who"...

hnm..

[Iucari0]

1111111, *my dad pressed 2*, 3456, oh shit there tracking me, 7, the voice said press 12, 2...2...3 aww, 69696969, #############*beep.......*beep­, 1 houre later *calls again*...

[koko24x]

Okay voice wich number? **

[rosebud204]

111111111111111111111111111111­1111

[WickedOne2Three]

love that one

[Sicowkaksin]

111111111111111111111111111111­11111111 3456 wait *hangs up**calls again*

[masorin0]

No how could know that? I haven't told anyone about that? wait what do they know about? how could they know that? how do they know? can they really trace calls? and just who are They?

[master9878]

969696969696669696969696969669­696969969696969696969696

[helluhpinoy]

still waiting for that beep...........

[rjvalentine28]

if you are an insensitive dickhead press like

[IluffGakutouCamui]

@rjvalentine28 IF you're someone who can't take a joke press the back button

[7DeadlySinOfAnger]

@rjvalentine28 ok 

[SaskayoSam]

they are to busy to talk to me D;

[joseph0arthur]

@rjvalentine28 272 are and i liked it too. screw you political correctness!

[musicAW50M3]

this is awsome how can you get it on your mobile

I

[DraqonFliesx3]

the small voice told me to press 8 . im skitzophrenic .

[123jewkid]

Sorry the voice told me to hang up

[TheMaduberowner]

the small voice told me to press 69696969

[SamuraiShamploo]

glorious 

[Valin9275]

i have this ringtone. if only it was an answer tone. :(

7

[thenewchance]

if i ever start a company, ill use this

[cupcakelol2017907]

1......

[dimb9]

swear its health hotline

[pepitalunita]

2,3,4,5

[cravintruth]

696969696969696969696969696969­­69696969696969696969696969696­9­6969696969696969696969696969­69­696969696969696969696969696­969­69696969696969696969696969­6969­6969696969696969696969696­96969­696969696969696969696969­696969­69696969696969696969696­9696969­6969696969696969696969­69696969­696969696969696969696­969696969­69696969696969696969­6969696969­6969696969696969696­96969696969­696969696969696969­696969696969­69696969696969696­9696969696969­6969696969696969­69696969696969­696969696969696­969696969696969­6969

[cravintruth]

696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­69696969696969696969

[ReturnOfZurenriri]

sixninesixninesixninesixnine

[rockoutfedex12]

WHATS THE #!!!!

[LoggerMcKnocker]

har har

[kakairuislove]

ash was okay with 3 and ashey pressed 4 and i got five but ashton is really scared of the letter 6 so i had to hang up -.-

[cakeberry1]

the voice told me 6....

[emosasukeCS2]

Mom, press two, please. *stacks dice*

[LWillRuleTheWorld]

@emosasukeCS2 Hah, you sound like Near from Death Note!

[emosasukeCS2]

@LWillRuleTheWorld

That's interesting... At that time I was obsessed with everything like Near. I stacked anything I could find. Now I only do that with foods. Occasionally dice. >.>

But I'm more like L.

[HawkfrostLover24]

:) lol THEY KNOW WHO I AM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[LanceandTomo]

YAAAY!!! FINALLY THERES HELP!!! *presses 7*

[embarandshadowlegend]

They should add if you have suicidle thoughts, dial 1-888-I-WANT-TO-KILL-MYSELF-NO­W.or press seven and you'll be transfered to the gun shop.

[embarandshadowlegend]

YAY! FUNNY !

[livetools]

numz i loved it

[autobotwindracer]

Holy shit this is funny! Lol I'm weak

[robotror]

lol!!!