Mock the Week - LINES YOU WOULDN'T HEAR IN A HORROR MOVIE - BBC Two

[Blizzardwizard111]

Not to be mean or anything but that 'joke' from the women was absolutely terrible. Ok maybe i am being mean.

[masrurahmed95]

This video would have more views if Frankie was in the thumbnail!

[xilent234]

Sarah's a great comedian but she's just very bad at these scenes-we-like-to-see round.

[Gallers]

@xilent234 I can only recall her making me laugh once, it was on 8 Out Of 10 Cats. She's mildly funny, but nowhere near funny enough to be a stand-up.

[christinanana226]

David Mitchell looks good 

[Kydos37]

6 cans of stella brilliant haha

[BBulfin90]

ITS BARRYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CMakaveli91]

And that is why women dont belong on Mock the Week.

[ParaKnox90]

@CMakaveli91 women.. cept jo brand!

[SFGftw]

@CMakaveli91 She's a brilliant comedian, but no so good at scenes we'd like to see. I've seen plenty of Men on here too that aren't good at Scenes we'd like to see. It's not JUST women, don't be sexist.

[Danisfail]

@SFGftw

Let's be honest, it is just women.

[Blurbsen]

just one more mock of the week video....

[ceryseira]

0:45 best Transylvania accent, ever...

[paradise997]

Haha thumbs up if you're from Swindon :)

[0verlord1841]

@paradise997 nearly. devizes =D

[divinist]

@paradise997 No points for you.

[themacwatchinstuff]

1:36 sweating hell

[doodleguitarist]

Swindon lawnmower kerfuffle?

[csilovergirl1]

FREDDIE!!!

[cybacyclonex2]

Russell Howard and Frankie Boyle LOLOLOL!

[GoodEnglishLads]

Dara's laugh is punbelievable.

[SpectrumShergie]

The Swindon Lawnmower curfuffle!

[ollie12341000]

ITS BARRYMORE!!

[Theultimateperso1000]

i usually think Sarah Millican is quite funny but that first joke she did was rubbish

[MrHarper2010]

1:08 Social services hahaha

[MolIyMakesMusic]

Sarah Millican is a funny comedienne (which is rare enough), but she just DOES not work on this show. This show is a million times better when it's an all male thing.

[LoveSeungYeon]

The woman is so not funny

[SelasSolaris]

Get back in the kitchen Sarah, you're no good out here. Make Frankie a damn sandwich too.

[LegalVampire]

I'm a girl...but seriously, it's so hard to find a woman comedian who is actually funny... Some women are just unfunny (like the woman on this...omg that joke) but there must be a psychological reason behind why if a man and women both tell the same joke, the man would be found funnier. Interesting topic, no? :-)

[nickyhavey]

@LegalVampire There was a discussion about this on QI once, try and type it in to YouTube, Stephen Fry has all the answers!! :-)

[callum93edluk]

2:02 my favourite.

[DjB8709]

ITS BARRYMOORE!!!

[azsman111]

my shit internet connection stuggles to play 240p

[DnBGenie]

there are no female comedians...

[chromophiliac]

@DnBGenie jo brand

[DnBGenie]

@chromophiliac ah yes i actually agree with this.

[cheif2345]

im not being sexist here but nearly every female that has been on this show has been awful

[cartmann1]

Pause at 0:15

[snazzymason303]

oh my gosh, oh my gosh oh my gosh!! Russell!! <3 <3 <3

[MCkillU]

wasnt the swindon lawnmower kerfuffle a chris addison joke..? i can swear he said the exact same thing....

[AdaamJC]

@MCkillU he copied it from Russell i think, this was before chris addison aid it:)

[ninjahunter101]

Laurie: Why, Michael, why are you killing us?

Michael: Because I was never hugged as a child! 

[pepperminttea42]

*kerfuffle

[gtasafan2010]

***ATTENTION GTA FANS!***

pause at 1:24 it looks like the supposed zombie from san andreas! lol :P

[josephd183]

Any other Nerdfighters prick up their ears at "Swindon?"

[HolyWhisp]

@josephd183 The Swiddly poopers?

[josephd183]

@HolyWhisp Swoodly, but yes. NERDFIGHTERS!

[jmridingred]

KERFUFFLE.

sorry. my inner spelling nazi was crying.

[SherryZProductions]

0:23 MOST DEAD JOKE EVER..... RUBBISH!

[Noni8787]

@SherryZProductions and that's why people laughed.

[SherryZProductions]

@Noni8787 It's a rare breed of laugh mixed with pity, sympathy and absolute disgrace.

[oWIGGYx]

@SherryZProductions haha i read the comments before i watched the video and just assumed it would be the shitty token woman comedian.

[crazybraeden]

@oWIGGYx you sir would be correct

[SiloNova25]

@SherryZProductions

Most women on this show tend to make dead jokes, but the crowd awkwardly laughs it off anyway to make said women happy.

[thetopherhaslanded]

@SherryZProductions yeah i just her anyway. shes not funny at all

[KiddyExtreme]

@SherryZProductions its a women...

[Terra1311]

@SherryZProductions I think she and joe brand are great, seriously im a girl and i admit women comedians suck MOST of them but that was a good joke and she's good =/

think people are just focused on hating now.

[SherryZProductions]

@Terra1311 I suppose...

[Gopfs]

@SherryZProductions women just cannot into jokes

[notgayguy222]

that woman makes me want to facepalm

[SailorPerson]

I'm sorry but that woman is bloody awful! :|

[Wardog261291]

@ttoufexis i don't believe all women comedians are like that, only most of the ones i've seen

[xDomchax]

I can´t even

[CorvusCorone68]

>.< what happened to the sound??

[CQuinRun]

oh no he did not just slag off an entire country's worth of women smh

[Ma6ku6ta6]

barry-what? x)

[clane24753]

women arent funny...

[Hello312Kitty]

I love 'the' woman.She has a name you know... Sarah Millican if your curious

[TheAnonymousSarah]

"Maybe we shouldn't split up..."

[2k9jmm]

16 dislikes for the woman?

[fckface89]

i don't think all women are bad at stand up comedy, some are actually quite good but Sarah millican is as unfunny as it can get.

[KitsuneProject]

"who's dancing in the garden with zombies, Mum?... Oh, It's Michael Jackson doing Thrller"

[KitsuneProject]

"Danni Minogue's getting eaten by a vampire in the garden? No Camilla's turning her into a Lesbian Vampire"

[louissss41]

sarah millican yes please

[TheStephanoSun]

*you will die in 7 days*... *Oh Shit Wrong Number*

[ellenmelon771]

EEEEEUUUUUeeeeeeAAAAAuuuuuuRRR­RRRgggggHHHHH.....

I'm here to fix the hinges.

XD xXx

[RyannIsHereee]

*girl walking into her house, thinks she can hear someone*

"Hello? Is anyone there?"

Murderer: "yeah just making a sandwhich want one?

[saya2077]

Yeah I'm a girl and I just think women shouldn't be comedians >_>

[Wardog261291]

the reason women comedians aren't funny is that they rarely take the piss out of themselves unlike men who are ok with making utter tits of themselves if it gets laughs, women do stand up to get respect for the 'lower sex' and to make a point whilst guys do it for what stand up is there for, to make people laugh

[saya2077]

@Wardog261291

Actually that comedian takes the piss out of herself a lot. She's just shit at it :I

[ellenmelon771]

@Wardog261291 Actually, on QI they said that women tend to find female comedians less funny as a whole, but women comedians laugh more, which I think is true.I also think we are really tough on female comedians because we assume they're going to be rubbish.

xXx

[monkeyboy941]

GIRLS ARE SHIT ON THIS PROGRAMME!!

[BlondeOnBlonde506]

@monkeyboy941 GIRL* singular

[monkeyboy941]

GIRLS ARE SHIT ON THIS PROGRAMME!!

[A7xEmma]

I'm a girl and I have to admit women comedians just don't work, unless they like men's banter (like me. Not saying I'm funny though :P)

[LinenRose]

@A7xEmma i agree (im a girl to)

[BabaZonge]

what's funnier than a female comedian?

everything

[19Wylds95]

Women comedians just aren't funny. I know that sounds really sexist and ignorant but the only female comedian i find funny, personally, is Jo Brand. I think female celebrities can be really funny, like they say funny things in interviews or are just generally a laugh but when they're doing stand up in front of a crowd, they try to be too much like men. It's irritating.

[jamster45i2]

ITS BARRY MORE !!

[theguywholaughed]

sarah millican is just crap at comedy!!!

[Hopkin0012]

Her name is Sarah Millican. Best if.comedy newcomer at the Edinburgh fringe 2008. Try 'Sarah Millican's Support Group' on Radio 4.

[chibinekogirl101]

OMG, MARY IS DEAD!!! but don't worry, i managed to save loads of money on my car inshurance (can't spell) by switching to confused.com ^.^

[MsAbixxx]

That castle joke was brill!!!! XD

[nobrakesukspeedway]

0:55 Who let the monkey in?

[trophyeyes1989]

Give us back Amy Winehouse and I'll serve you Frankie Boyle's head on a platter

[pokemonwizard492]

0:12 - 0:22 I laughed SOOOOO hard at this, it wasn't even funny. lol.

[scaryninja1693]

I survived the Swindon cafuffle, so much..so much pain...those poor daffodills.

[RustlessPotato]

it's just the washing machine. hahahahahahahahahahaha ha... ah ... -.-

[BubbleInvasion]

SWEAT PATCH! Px

[snakeyjake7]

I would pay a lot of money to see 'the swindon lawnmower cafuffle'

[F3ardaymark]

@snakeyjake7 *kerfuffle

[Firewall981]

STAY AWAY FROM THE CASTLE... the cafe's overpriced and the giftshop's shit!

[KaNe1493]

women comedians are usually shit. there are a few exceptions though, but sarah millican isn't one of them.

[SLURofMeltaway]

@Mayfly01 Thanks mate.

[popazz1]

Sarah's a funny lass!

[samj1312]

The woman is crap ive seen her on loadsa things and she only gets small laughs from the audience

[TomBrandon121]

The Swindon Lawnmower Kerfuffle... 

[Kwyjibo2006]

@TomBrandon121 I'd go see it

[famguy509]

he's making a suit out of womens skin, Gok Wan has gone too far this time! XD LOL!

[tclol1]

when's the swindon lawnmower kerfuffle out I really wanna see that now :)

[SilentArtist269]

STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM THE CASTLE! The café's overpriced and the gift shop's s**t! XD

[Ryanlauph]

Maybe because the standards are high - the men are very funny, including Frankie and Russell etc.

Therefore, when compared to Sarah, she isn't really funny.

[eddh21]

gok wan has gone too far this time

[Kop360]

that woman is crap at comedy

shes just not funny

what was funny about the washing machine one?

[Montagone]

@Kop360 She'sbrilliant

[danwarren97]

@Kop360 you complete and utter twit, sarah millican is a comic genious. You need to be taken to a mental institution and taught what comedy is.

[phoenix1977]

@danwarren97 then please enlighten us o great comedy fan .... what in gods name was so "comediacly genious" about a washing mashine.

sorry but the woman has NO clue what so ever about what is funny , hell the only thing funny about here is here looks.

[famguy509]

@phoenix1977 she's not good at on the spot stand-up but she's hilarious otherwise

[MrSwalezee]

@Kop360 shedoes laugh alot... but she's got better now

[BlueCranberry]

@Kop360 It could've been funny, but I think she just doesn't deliver it very well.

[RealBronzeClaws]

@Kop360 It was her tone, timing and facial expression.

Comedy comes from a lot of time making faces in the mirror. :)

[blade3337]

@Kop360 She is sarah millican, and she's much better.

[redhoodART]

@Kop360 i no....i reckon they were just pity laughs the audience gave her

[remorseluna]

@Kop360 it's making a joke on the suspenseful moments in horror films where they say "I hear a noise"

[Kop360]

@remorseluna

yeh i got that its just not funny

[MissDannii1998]

@Kop360 It was kinda funny, and people in the audience laughed so some people did find it funny!!!

[KitsuneProject]

@MissDannii1998 i can be funny too...

"Don't Interupt me Angelina Jolie, i'm trying to Wank!"

[martiiint]

@Kop360 not to be racist, but nearly all of the women on this show suck..

[SaltyB4LLSzzz]

@martiiint its sexist not racist but your right tho not being sexist

[welshgirlism]

@martiiint lol do u mean sexist? and no, it's not sexist at all, I'm a female and I'm not offended because you're 100% right. which really dissapoints me that the only funny female comedian is Jo Brand. when I get older I wanna be a comedian, but I'm not that funny and If I do say a joke, it'll be more offensive than some of Frankie Boyles.

[jackalhunt1]

David mitchell delivered one line and it was pure gold

[hanneesh]

Sarah Millican - unfunny as shit.

[ZZTopRockman]

SWINDON LAWNMOWER KERFUFFLE!! I would so watch that

[xsassyxbluex]

stay away! stay away from the castle the cafe is over priced and the gift shop's sh*t.

[tsphoenix1]

*creeeaaaakk* ... i'm here to fix the hinges =L

and i could swear i've seen one of there before where one of them went "HEEEEEERREEE'S .... michael." (or something like that at least)

[tristessa56079]

@tsphoenix1

Yeah I think that was Stewart Francis on another episode. I guess coming up with similar jokes is to be expected.

[BlueDaizySpain]

russells blinking eye............. so cute

[FunnyLittleNightmare]

I have to admit, women improvers are not funny at all. It's very rare a laugh at their jokes. Women are better when they're scripted in sitcoms or films ect, at least all the women I've seen, and that's coming from a woman.

[TheNigerianScammer]

The barrymoore one was fucking funny.

Frankie rules

[danelletakarai]

David Mitchell owns this segment...

[yadl01]

ITS BARRYMORE!!

[smitty618]

I wish death upon russell howard and his shit jokes

[DJLemmiex]

@smitty618 Dude no one cares. Hate him all you want but there is no need to show it. Actually have some respect for those who like his jokes. If you dont like his jokes down watch the show. Either that, shut your mouth and watch it. No one likes to hear hate on comedians who try their best to entertain you. God, some people are so immature. :/

[smitty618]

@DJLemmiex oh yeah, i'm the immature one, you're the one making that immature arguement "if you don't like it, don't watch it". I have as much right to say he's shit as you have to say I'm wrong. Shut up yourself.

[mugglesandmadness]

@DJLemmiex oi, check your post, you've put the wrong thing in. they're never going to get your message if you address it to yourself.

[DJLemmiex]

@mugglesandmadness Lol XD Thanks!!! Fuck im an idiot!!! Makes me look proper smart XD

[jeneshisugakuto]

Oh and Miranda Richardson and Helen Atkinson-Wood, most of the Blackadder gang. I do think that there is a tiny bit of an issue in perception here. You see male politicians screw up all the time, we never say 'oh we don't want another man in' but after Thatcher, well, i dare say she's blown it for the girls. She probably went in all iron lady because of the gender competition. Jack Whitehall is not funny to me, Patrick Kielty neither. Some people say Russell Howard isn't funny. I disagree.

[PrimaIScream]

@jeneshisugakuto Yeah but they didn't contribute to the writing of Blackadder now did they? Look up what a strawman argument is and you'll pretty sum up your own comments.

[jeneshisugakuto]

To be honest this wasn't the best for Sarah Millican. I've seen her do so much better. She is actually funny, and i'm saying this as a guy. Gina isn't too bad. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are good. When watching Mock the Week and QI Jo Brand does make me laugh, not as much on her stand-up, depends what she's talking about. I say men have just got to start trying to understand about periods and femenine stuff and then they won't have to talk about it.

[LittleMissMuseFan]

OMG If there was a Mock The Week made horror movie I would SO watch it.

[Fallout1999]

"insert comment from vid to get top comment"

[Danirocks121]

the castle one, sounds a lot like dover castle in england

[kitaarmes]

How about...

Hello? Is there anybody there?

YEAH IT'S ME...THE CRAZED MURDERER!!! I'M IN THE KITCHEN MAKING A SANDWICH :) :P

[wyldstallyns101]

lines you wouldnt hear a horror movie

this is the same place our friends died last year we better not go in there

[josh111559]

@wyldstallyns101 those kids r so stupid u could strangle them with a cordless phone

[samtheman485]

@BlondeOnBlonde506 no gina yashere is shit but the rest are quite good

[lhoward12]

david looks so skinny! i love it!

[GhostBear3067]

0:14- I don't know... that sounds pretty terrifying to me ;P

[aa222monkey]

is it me or every single time russell steps up frankie is always behind him?

[BlondeOnBlonde506]

First off if you're gonna make a sexist joke, at least make it original and secondly, fuck off and go back to the hole you came from.

[adzman114]

12 people were involved in the swindon lawnmower kerfuffle !

[TheAnimemanize]

I'm sooo going to the Swindon Lawnmower Kerfuffle

[TheNo1MovieMan]

'eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww......

i'm here to fix the hinges' lol david mitchell's class!!!

[zoiushubu]

romania is so cool

[MAYFLY01]

"GET OUT OF THE WATER, QUICK!" ".......Is there a shark?" "IT'S BARRYMORE!" lmao. Classic Frankie Boyal, making humour out of a disaster lol!

[SLURofMeltaway]

@MAYFLY01 Enlighten me, who is this Barrymore they mention.