10 reasons why ninjas PWN pirates

[NinjaKnowledgeExpert]

ohh 1 more thing ninja allso kidnapped gun powder and experamented wwith it after the phillipians gave the japanese gun's and they made the worlds first land mine theyed use a nal and heat the tip of put a spring in the bag bput the short nail on the spring dig a small hole and cover it over with leaves and when the samurai steped on it they when KBOOM ! ! ! and any 1 around them would allso die cause they used like sacks the size of a larg rise bag so the explosion was HUGE

[NinjaKnowledgeExpert]

XD i'm surprised with how historicaly corect #1 was and 8 was VERY ! true ninja's was verry inovative and would some times pluck a rifle or a pistal of an enemy or the wall if they felt they needed it or if he needed throwing weps and didn't have any so nnjaliteraly had gun's

[TurkTang]

Pirates are sexy and badass, that is all I need xP

[Shadoweaver407]

@TurkTang #1,The girl pirates are only sexy in the movies because they use a shit-ton of makeup and diet pills. #2, How is stealing and cheating considered badass? #3, Girl ninjas are sexy because of their intense training, making them skinny and attractive. #4, Ninjas are unstoppable death machines, night OR day. Pure badass.

[TurkTang]

@Shadoweaver407 Depends what are we talking about... movies or real-life???

[Shadoweaver407]

@TurkTang RL.

[wolvez2]

I'm on team pirate...

[crypticgabriel]

sorry i didn't watch all video before the last one number

[crypticgabriel]

because pirate have gun no?

[TheEPIChino]

i saw the title of this video and iwas like YES!

[mhaze210]

You only needed the #10 Fact...its MORE than enough to prove that pirates are just arguing drunk douchebags that people care about cause they like...being drunk, and being a douchebag.

No one (except us) like Ninjas because they are too cool for them to handle...maybe even afraid of them lol. If you do something WRONG, a ninja could be behind you and thats it...your done.

They do things for reasons...not nearly kill themselves and others cause they are too drunk and stupid lol. Pirates suck.

[THGPaNDeMiC]

pirates are skilled though they a naval officers most of the time

[LUKEWAShHere]

@THGPaNDeMiC THANK YOU.

most pirates where skilled naval soldiers who ran out of work, and looked for other means of making money,so they are trained killers.

And to the guy making the video, those were terrible points,

10) explained above

9)what does being gay have to do with kicking ass?

8) explained above

7)pirates had to be sneaky to steal ships

6)erm so what?

5) while theyre saying arr theyre driving a sword through some guys chest

you get my point, make better reasons.

[WyseProductions]

I fail to see the point how having long hair, wearing eye liner and wearing jewellery is gay

[nerice6]

@WyseProductions lol you're so cute

[NinjaKnowledgeExpert]

@WyseProductions men dont wear jewelery duu !... well not real men any way's maybe gay's or transvestites but not plain normal men

[Runningtail]

i really hope this was a joke because you only made 1 out of 9 legitamate points out of a one on one battle

[nerice6]

@Runningtail Oh no, this is not a joke. This is a VERY serious issue in the world today and by making this video, I hope to have spread the knowledge that will make one's heart feel complete... and teach the great art of spelling (it's spelled 'l-e-g-i-t-i-m-a-t-e', young grasshopper). You're welcome.

[Runningtail]

@nerice6 lol, i was actually retyping "legitimate" a lot cause i was not sure. but yeah, once the pirate gets a shot at the ninja with a blunderbuss or grenado he is dead, but if i were the pirate, i would ditch the flintlock pistol, boarding axe, and cutlass

[zonkara]

in a movie perspective this is right but pirates are trained soldiers gone bad and learned sneaky tricks like ninjas but ninja would win still by assassination

[RiaIsRatedR]

"ME LEG!!!"

i lol'd.

And yes, Ninjas totally pwn Pirates.

[NastySulk]

i love how number three was just like, "need I say more?"

[CalicoVall]

But ninjas are both!! LOL^^

[valorsora16]

says the guy named superpervert...

[maggie7787]

i appreciate it so much!'

btw, how did u do that? i like ur vids so much!

[nerice6]

Secret ninja powers.

THANKS!

[billygoatify]

yay pirates r gay nijas rule

ninjas 1 pirates -10billion !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CelesticSnow]

lol @ ur moves xD

[VejayBejay]

I agree with the dudes, your eyes are wonderful. And now, totally uncalled for, my opinion. While ninjas DO rock, pirates are the ones that had nothing and stood up for their rights and did everything they had to to get what they wanted. Ninjas are just bought soldiers, doing the dirty deeds necessary to maintain the clean exterior of politically charged douchebags.

[nerice6]

Hehe, well thank ya. And yeah, pirates DO do everything to get what they want... including holding innocent people hostage. Not cool.

[VejayBejay]

That'S true, officially there's not one rapist/etc. amongst ninja forces. And, as we learned from James Bond, Ninjas have baby-missiles they can shoot from little pistol-like rocket launchers.

[Darthsantana]

@VejayBejay and also the ninjas started out as serfs to the fuedal samuri and revolted

[Wappertjee]

Just for the record, your eyes are beautyful o.o

Love your turtles to, made me wanna buy one myself , but what do you think ? one or two turtles, i think it's sad if i just take one..

[nerice6]

I appreciate it. =)

And I would definitely get 2 turtles. Turtles are quite social.

[teenboy5]

haha cool sorry if i offended you but i wasn't sure and i didn't want to call you a dude or a chick until i knew and for the record...you have really pretty eyes :-)

[nerice6]

Nah, it's all good. No offense taken. This video isn't really all feminine anyways. LOL. And thanks.

[teenboy5]

1. Ninjas will ALWAYS pwn pirates

2. was that a chick in the ninja outfit?

(the eyes are very feminin looking)

[nerice6]

Yes, I am a chick. My YouTube page is pretty feminine as well. =P

[evilgoons]

too bad nijas run out of NOTHING : ( nothing costs a lot of money!

[0megaDragonSword]

this is true

[DEVILDOG118]

lmfao! this is great

[AntonyPlaza]

Totally TRUE!

[booksmartboy]

lol at number 3

actualy modern day ninjas have lost thier skill and honour

the new age pirates have machine guns

[Stgpeanut]

yeah but new age ninjas have increased agility (and a sniper rifle and the stealth to use it)

[bestbandboy]

YE BUT NEW AGE PIRATES U CAN CALL TERRORISTS :p

[bestbandboy]

WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER

[Kasparovmaster]

Lmao! Thanks, you make my day = )

[SorclaNZ]

Whats this song called and great vid . lol good job

[wachaninja7]

8 is so god damn true.

to be a ninja, you need to master ninjitsu, a martial art focused on stealth, killing, subduing etc.

to be a pirate, you need to commit piracy...so any illegal act over seas or redistributing illegally...yeah just about anyone could do that.

also poison tipped shuriken thrown by a trained assassin > flint lock pistol being fired by someone with no depth perception (eyepatch) or balance (peg leg) or even a second hand (hook)

[booksmartboy]

yep

[brand0666]

you should win the nano

[45chicken45]

rofl:

'teenage mutant "pirate" turtles'

btw, ninjas defs pwn

[TKnightcrawler]

Pretty standard video (of COURSE ninjas are better), but it turned out to be pretty entertaining. :)

[anutter14ever]

you forgot one thing ... pirates have heavy cannons one cannon round can take out ten ninjas at once and jumping out of the way would be impossible with a big enough ball lol

[nerice6]

Ah, but you forgot one thing... ninjas are too quick to even be hit by a canon ball.

[3rl0y]

you look way to much naruto. . . real ninjas can't run 120 km an our. . . they can't blow fire or things like that and you must be a perfect person and wanna learn to become a ninja.

[nerice6]

Real ninjas can spell.

[TaurineFilms]

STUNNED!!! LMAO

[wachaninja7]

also in the time it takes to load a cannon and lite a fuse, a ninja could STEP OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE and not get hit. That's what like 10 steps to the side, probably less.

[gb389]

ninjas use gun to give there enemy a false sense of safty, and then, BAM! and sword, two throwing stars, and a blow-dart, are sticking out of a pirates head,

[BacchusQ13]

this is probably my favorite

[lalaoolala19]

ninjas rule!!!x3

[ChibiSoldier]

Ninjas Forever ~♥

[Ninja88102]

Ninjas PWN all

[ThisIsDecay]

teenage mutant pirate turtles ='D

[Parqueiininja]

also ninjas are well known for being unbeatable in combat unless they're beaten by another ninja.

Pirates are well known for being unbeatable by unarmed old ladies, children, and shop owners in church at 3 am. Or if they're in real combat where they're fighting the government's soldiers, in which case they've been caught.

I don't think I know of a time a pirate won a battle like that.

[coppermop]

i agree totaly. nothing beats REAL ultimate power

[crapamusesme]

you read my mind! PIRATES ARE GAY DRUNK UNSKILLED BUTT-HEADS. period.

[SuperNinja8000]

NInjas Use Guns but only for last Resort also I think a ninja can Out gun anyways.

[nerice6]

LOL now what "ninja" are you referring to? Cuz the only guns ninjas use are... well, it's in the vid. =P

[xdistort]

HAHA YESS XD

[treehand11]

correction Shurikens,Ninja stars and kunais ARE NINJAS AMMO as they are RANGED weaponary, wichmeans they can run out of AMMO too.

[YukiameChan]

Whcih brings us back to martial arts.

[treehand11]

that wasn't the point. but yes

[IsisNiko]

Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles?? XDXDXDXD

[edgar581]

nice points you got there ;)

[nerice6]

Thank ya thank ya. =P

[xSpringfieldx]

Ninja ftw!!! Pirate sux major donkey dick! im so doing Video responce to this!

[tobikillseveryone]

ninjas all the way to infininty and beyond

[ComputerGeek3310]

Ninja stars or Shurikens aint dipped in shit wtf? sides they can use many other weapons

both melee and ranged (and if they throw or shot something they hit ALLWAYS)

pirates lived in a time where guns had crooked aim.

ninjas can hold their liquor as well

pirates CAN'T fight drunk

pirates has no wives, they rape people

if a ninja is gay the ninja is not a ninja (sadly though cause there is nothing wrong with being gay today)

pirates has to steal gold else they will run out.

theres no sense in you.

[DEATHDEADK]

AMERICA FUCK YEA!

[mody1710]

u r so cute x33..

ummm.. let's back to the topic XDD ..

NINJAS OWNS XDD !!

[nerice6]

lol thank you. :P :D

[simplyXcmcluv]

GO NINJAS!!

[xieatcrayonzx]

oh that person was cute... what was that music tho?that was kool!

haha and guess what?ITS ME FROM YAHOO!whoo!

[nerice6]

LoL thanks. =P Hee hee.

The music is by Ratatat (it's in the tags).

And HI THERE!

[milkisox]

lol! I luv da last one!!!

[nerice6]

Save the best for last! =D

[BeliOV7]

haha yeaahhh!!! id so love to be a ninja..i should get back to karate XD

[nerice6]

WOO HOO!!

[SpikeX50]

Teenage mutant PIRATE turtles?

LOL

[sesukkefan11]

ok. I know a ninja. And he could kill a pirate nyday of the week with one toe. His pinkie toe.

[sesukkefan11]

ninjas pwn , but nerice no offence but you didnt back it up. Ninjas own becaues they simply do. Ninjas are referred to as assassins. Were pirates? No! Ninjas do everything by stealth. Do pirates? No! All they do is shoot cannonballs at your balls. And lastly ninjas pwn because they know martial arts , taikwando , taijitsu , etc. And that is why Ninjas Pwn pirates. By the way in Ancient Japan ninjas were used to protect a shogans honor , and do pirates have honor? No! (pirates are still cool tho)

[nerice6]

You need to back that up mister.

[dartz200]

agreed

[VentusBFan]

Ninjas run out of stars... lol

[DragoonBoom]

if pirates only go around saying "YARRR"

dosent that mean that soulja boy is a pirate?

[doodeedoodee]

ninjas are pretty much dead while pirating is still on the rise so yah pirates ftw

[GrapeFruit0point2]

ninjas are not dead..there just good at blending in....thats what the famous for.....and you can say that while martial arts Dojos are around...the produce ninjas... think before you say you leather dicked scrotum handler...FUCK,lol

[GrapeFruit0point2]

when i said can i mean can't

[doodeedoodee]

very...elegant but the true ninja creed has died around the end of the samurai as guns slowly replaced the sword, bow and arrow and eventually the shuriken as it required large amounts of skill to actually KILL something. a gun is just a point and a pull of the trigger and cant be defended. the true pirate was not rich, thats a common misconception they would often take food, clothing and slaves rather then gold. in all actuality they would probably be a very even match for each other mono/mono

[Gamergirlie15]

Pirating is Illegal! Pirats are soo last centuray.

[dylsie91]

lol real life pirates would pwn real life ninjas in history but if its liek film or game ninjas vs pirates teh ninjas would own...

[nerice6]

False. Ninjas pwn always and forever in every aspect. Someone didn't watch the video. lol.

[whatAtryp]

Haha, this is great. :]

[nerice6]

Thank ya thank ya. =)

[japsa1331]

i dont think there actually called ninja starts i belive they are shuriken

[nerice6]

Shuriken, death stars, throwing stars, and ninja stars are all the same thing. =P

[japsa1331]

well i researched it early after i posted my other comment the are called shuriken but over time in the west they have developed those other names ^^ thanks wikipedia

[LeJay]

Haha, you're my hero. =]

[nerice6]

Well I'm honored to be your hero. =P

[39punk]

hahaha #9 pirates are gay

[charliebad]

Saw your comment on The Onion and nice one, good job ;)

[nerice6]

thank ya!

[Jayman1clone]

Contradictory how? the only thing baseless was number 5 when they said all pirates do is say YARR.

[nerice6]

Okay, so pirates also pet their parrot... meh.

[MrYoungkrantz]

Oh you shall be expecting a video response soon :D

[Jayman1clone]

well, they also hijack ships at sea, and get drunk and fight with swords. Oh and mutiny. lots of mutiny.

[MydenBlat]

All contraditory...

[Curfulon]

You are absolutly correct NINJAS PWN pirates

[ComputerGeek3310]

ninjas don't have guns? :S

[Craz777]

they dont need em

[ComputerGeek3310]

I know but look at reason number 1 (the last one)

[nerice6]

Of course ninjas don't have guns... but they have GUNS... [refer to video]

[ComputerGeek3310]

maybe its just me... but I don't get it...

[Ashenbomber]

Muscles :D

[1105418]

I agree that ninjas kick ass, but I have one more reason: Ninjas are flippin awesome...

[LlewRocksSocks]

i didnt realise that you were counting down with your fingers until you got to reason number 4, i thought you were just playing the same clip over and over and it made me laugh

[wayne1492]

teenage mutant pirates turtle lol

[VelvetVixen21]

nice job on the video sitcking to the ninja code of silence. I still vote for Pirates! Where be my rum? And not all of us have peg legs, you know.

[nerice6]

why thank you!! lol and yes, the ninja code of silence is correct. =P

[kalikowy]

And the music is...?

[nerice6]

in the tags.

[KawaiiKyuubi07]

nice

'nother female ninja... Ninja HIGH FIVE?! your reasons tres good... =P speak the truth sista!!!

[nerice6]

*NINJA HIGH FIVE* Thank ya thank ya! =)

[amenemeht]

oh man that's everything i had to say in 15% of the timespan. good video.

[nerice6]

Haha sweeeet. Thanks. =)

[WinglessMichael]

Thanks for checking my video, yours was pretty funny too! I've never seen such a cute ninja before! ^_^

[nerice6]

What can I say? I just speak the truth. =P lol

[vgmkyle]

Are you a girl or a boy????I'm going with girl.

[nerice6]

I don't think my YouTube channel can look any more girly... LOL.

And girl ninjas DO exist, ya know. =P

[VanHyuk]

You're cute in a ninja suit.

[nerice6]

lol thanks. =P

[vgmkyle]

Pirates are balls.

[linkinpark670]

pirates suck, ninjas rock, end of story

[Sn1bb]

A+ for you.

[SARAHSPAZZTASTICAL]

haha awesome.

go ninjaaaas

[e1v3mage1]

im with the ninjas cuz i like slitting peoples throughts with daggers by sneak attacks

[cunninghamfredsparky]

PIRATES ARE BETTER

[emiliosdon]

hahaha very good!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerice6]

lol thanksss!!! =)

[NinjaVsPirate224]

hell yea!!! NINJAS!!!

[lokallize]

yearrr u land lover

[benstevens19]

depends on what pirate/ninjas youre talking about. are we talking historically are works of fiction? historically it be a sucky fihgt and pirates may get it. but if youre talking captin jack sparrow versus like kakashi or something than thatll be a sickass fight with my be the ninja coming a head by a hair.

[animeObsessionist]

YESSSS! Ninjas OWN! LOL

[davidgrgic]

nice hehe i like it and how old are you ???

[emodream1776]

thr that

[boeing747fly]

LOL ninjas win!

[shez2funny]

that was funny !

What was the song in the back ground ????

[nerice6]

Thanks!!! And the song is called LEX by Ratatat. =)

[TheShelteredLife]

Is that actually you in the video?! =D

[nerice6]

Haha yeahh. =P

[laurriebaurrie]

And MAYBE Pirates don't train... they're just kick butt from birth^^

[laurriebaurrie]

Please... Pirates rule ABOVE Ninjas.... but Shinigami rule anove them all.. so.. meh.

[conspirator73]

Well u r probably right But pirates have cool accents plus they rule!

[booshoe37]

lol so true. teenage mutant pirate turtles? doesn't make sense!!!

Haha, I really liked this video. great job. =]

[nerice6]

Thank you, thank you! =)

[sniper11235]

pirates dont wear eye liner and there not drunk. there actualy usualy army soldiers who decided to hate the governemtn and curruptness.

[godaimekazekage]

lol, u realise pirates worked for the government of England, and served under the queen to loot and destroy ships/ports of rival countries. What pirates are you going by? one piece?

[sniper11235]

no, the ones from the history channel. wtf is one piece?

[PunkRockDependency]

I think they were implying the person maybe an aniome nerd seeing as One peice is a pirate themed anime...

-Daniel

[sniper11235]

i dont see anime as real at all. one piece is that one with the piurates with good adituseds and super powers?