Phill Jupitus -- Second Category 3 Sighting

[Torn80cj]

I have held category 1, 2, and 3. Category 5 is the one not to mess with. Category 5 would include the Northern Tree Dwelling Funnel Web, the Sydney Funnel Web, and the Brazilian Wandering Spider.

[ARavingLooony]

im so glad i dont live in australia where the big fuckin spiders are i feel bad 4 th arachnophobs in australia

[kawaiichico]

i laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes LMAO this is brilliant!

[hc4jd]

I tease my husband with spiders it's hilarious poor bloke gotta feel for them though

[Librislt]

What is it, a heart attack son? Go on die! die! die! die!

[shaunthedj]

can you buy this whole show on dvd??

[TwistedDinosaur]

The funniest sketch by him of all time in my opinion!!! Had me and my parents laughing. Hilarious!! xD

[TrefyJot]

Thanks for all 3, Arulo - almost too close for comfort :O..... lol

[freya1924]

Trying to explain to the divorce court judge WHY I beaned the bum in the head with a fry pan...

"He lorded it over me with a SPIDER THE SIZE OF NEW YORKI!~"

[AmyasFarsight]

Spiders make the baby jesus cry >.<

[adithyakiran16]

Never understood why people fear spiders they re so amazing like all robotic and stuff

[TrefyJot]

@adithyakiran16

Fascinating creatures. I won't kill them but anything bigger than my little finger's nail and it's out with the fly swat. NOT to swat but to shiggle underneath and then lob out of the window.

I don't understand my 'fear' either but i happily handle moths and other six legged articles - and Daddy-longleg Spiders and Huntsmans.

Inexplicable lol

[TheOnlyLMV4]

This is why I love the Joop. Great storytelling, funny as hell and my god can I relate to this. His description of the category 3 and his father in law gave me goosebumps!

Thank you for posting this!

[VampireAngel1918]

haha ive shat my spinal cord out

[BohemianWeasel]

@Arulo84 thank you for sharing this! :D

[keeperofthecheese]

WHY ISNT THIS ON DVDDDDDDD

[janistonbest]

im so lucky my mum isnt afraid of spiders. it's always me, locked in my bedroom going "it's in the toilet mum, on the thing on the back?? ... how do you not see it.. it THERE dont tell me it left!!!.. it MASSIVE!!"

[Elphir]

"A humorous spin" this is a great bilingual pun, as "spin" in Dutch means "spider"!

[Ellisaphant]

uh oh, I'm gonna get cancer, I'm the family spider killer.

[ZhoZhaal]

This bit of his routine is so brilliant.

[TashkentFox]

Lose a category 3 and you have to emigrate to Canada.

[Abbytheweird]

Yes, yes master of spidery army, stay /away/ from Britain, with your little eight leged Nazis. >.> even if I have fled to a small island 30 miles from Britain.

I refuse to go into the garage now, Harris decided to go ahead and leave aragog there, who is still sitting on the wall, not decomposing.

I realise this is rather pathetic for someone who's built like a rugby number 8, but spiders are just little evil things planning on taking over the world. >.>

[BeeGrau]

they already do rule the world, they only tolerate us because we build things with corners!

[JasonB1969]

I am not an arachnophobe so could pick up a spider regardless of whether it's a category 1, 2 or 3 and carry into the garden to release it.

Phil's interpretational jazz dance on why you shouldn't kill spiders, quite funny.

[bigludo22]

i, know what phils going through, i'm terrified of spiders dispite being 6 foot eight ans 25 stone

[onerandomperson]

sorry, phil... i like spiders!

[thomasimon]

3:18

John Cleese rant all the way!!!

[DomIstKrieg]

I love the look he does at 6:28, like frodo and the ring.

[tedhobgood]

Love the ending!

[Idnarmadur]

"No, Bill! It's a spider!" xD

His delivery is amazing.

[Aemoth]

I'm not arachnophobic and the idea of using a Category 3 spider for power...I must collect them and breed an army. Better stay away from England, though, don't want Phill to shit a kidney and his spinal column.

[AngelOfTheCrows]

5:47

Classic, it's just like my sister!:D

[blf112761]

"He picks it up - no gloves, no tongs, no specially designed suit."

Oh my god! And all these years I've never had any of those in my spider-killing toolbag!

[sglgiles]

I feel squicky even at his discription of his father in law holding the spider.. my spiddy sence is now tingleing horribly.. I'll not sleep till I've checked my whole room

[namepoc]

Absolutely gold, loved this performance of the spider telling. Saw it on t.v and tell everyone about it, the man is a genius :-) Also thank you to the person who put this up.

[Darkaero199]

Phil is a breath of fresh air from all of the mediocre comics that are all over the mainstream.

He actually KNOWS HOW TO TELL A JOKE WELL.

His storytelling is perfect and reactions are priceless.

My favorite comic (tied with Bill Hicks)

[ninokawasaki]

anyone who enjoyed this,

(and THANKS to the video poster)

go to itunes and find the phill (jupitus) and phil (wilding) 'perfect ten' podcasts -

free, and funny as fuck. there are about 15 of them at the moment.

i thank you.

[Arulo84]

Always happy to hear a thank you. And thank *you* for pointing out the podcasts.

[darksmeg]

Fantastic stuff! Watched all of it! The daily mirror bath bit got me :P

[Pamathey]

His "interpretive dance" almost ended my life.

[manatca]

Oh yes, that's where I started to chuckle uncontrollably, and it just got worse towards the end. The ending is incomparable.

[jeanmarc87]

lol pause and then.... "goodnight" hahaha

[DorkAvenger]

'talk to me again and i'll stab yah' brilliant:)

[kaf669]

been dying to see this again for ages...excellent!!

[magenta667]

oooooooooggggggghhhh it was on his FACE oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies*

[JasonB1969]

I like spiders so I would have no problems picking up a category 1 or 2 spider, carrying it to the back garden and letting it go.

I am not sure I could do that for a category 3 though. Depends on how big it was.

[darksmeg]

4 inch long legs he said?

Oh deeear :P

I would stuggle with two maybe...

[LoIzords]

Having a bath with six legs up the tap end reading the daily mirror.

[FogNut2]

guide, and well, just say it's not alive any more!

[FogNut2]

I saw a catagory 2 a while back, it had cam cream on it's face, it was keeping radio contact with spiders who were telling it where i was by watching from the corners of rooms, and i walked in front of the tv, then for some reason looked up, it was sitting UPSIDE DOWN on the CEILING! and after about 3 seconds of us looking at each other, it just dropped, no parachute, just straight down the back of my top, i ran out screaming, and i refused to go back till it was found, when it was, i got the tv

[italianototti]

i saw category 3 yeastarday, the bastard was reading the davinci code, and went 2 me " u know m8 i think this is bullshit" i was gone in less than a second =D

[eremiawoodbury]

Thanks for adding these - they are brillliant! Had me crying with laughter.

[mickyhodge]

im not scared of spiders but i dont think anyone would be able to be perfectly fine with finding a big spider without you expecting it... any one would jump lol

[KittycatLozi13]

Mhmm, definately.

He's a funny man ^^

[KittycatLozi13]

Fucking hysterical =']

'No Bill! It's a spider!'

That had me crying with laughter xD

[Arulo84]

It's the way he says it that makes it so hysterical.