How to fix a seized engine

[mike510]

She for sure went to Wyotech!

[precopster1]

She's very useful at testing the strut brace.

[audis2quattro1]

Is there a kitchen in the Nurburgring, if so what was she doing out of it...

[bmwrepairguy]

check please !!

[MisterMattyMo]

LOL! Why does this video have so many dislikes? I thought it was hilarious.

[CharlieBridgeman]

blaitenly in gear haha!

[FourTwentyGanja]

just needed a feminine touch

[gyrgrls]

I just blew a rod.

[JoseVar29]

a couple of shoves and pushes hear then a couples pats here aaaaaaand good as new!

[Dontforget2teabag]

thumbs up if you were the 200th person to dislike this

[standej2]

no love, thats not the steering wheel

[REPOMAN24722]

Of course it would be a broken french cars, the most unreliable cars in the world

[vjd2606]

hit ctrl alt del.if the car has a computer the geeks say that should work

[MxxxKamiLxxxM]

that is computer reset xD

[HRVAT1975]

Wow amazing, that car should have been up and running after that simple but delicate "push pull technique"... :-)

[nickernosher]

ive seen this work.. ive done it my self.. and i have a scar on my right hand from the hot o2 sensor in fiesta manifold.. siezed,mud,slipped,burn lol it does work tho in some cases.. in my opinion the older cars r game... especially ford blocks.. bad cooling means alot of expansion.. wait, then rock the shit out of it and 50/50 shell come free, NOW on the other hand i just noticed the nurburgring in the decription LMAO i pressume if shes gone she went gloriously lol.. bye bye pug

[jspagzzz323]

how does humping the car fix it?

[tsi22psi]

hahahahaha i was hoppin she would do mouth to mouth or i mean mouth to intake.

[moparmurderer]

@tsi22psi She needs to do a mouth-to-tailpipe and inhale deeply for several minutes.

[mingia5]

"ahh forget it honey, that is one complicated kitchen.."

[Choirboyjr11]

this is how Women fix cars..............."it's ok sweetheart you'll be fine "

[mikeBURRITO]

well... there's your problem... there's a lady under the hood

[blackwar12]

there's on old mechanic's trick of dumping tranny fluid in the crank case, let it sit, and try from there.

[kdvlder]

@blackwar12 Hahaha! that's hilarious! I had a hydro lock on my 91 ford explorer ( flooded road and 17yrs old) and my dad's friend and I pulled the plugs, sucked out the water and filled the cylinders with 50/50 brake and trans fluid. We let it sit for 3 days like that and after putting a pipe wrench on the balancer it broke free. I was able to drive it for 6 months like that until the transmission went out.

[davidrbagnall]

I think one more push might have done it........so close and yet so

[MRI27890]

blegh an ugly man with a ponytail -1

[1bad66ss396]

i want my 24 seconds back

[ContrabandRap]

fix it by humpin it??nice

[bennybonger]

How to fix a seized engine get a girl to wobble motor

[antoniobzdotcom]

I thought the hood was going to fall on her head.

[rocker4u123]

how to fix a siezed engine. change your fucking oil every 3k miles and it won't sieze. Make sure your coolant is at its proper level, make sure your car isn't overheating. Don't run it to lean. Simple things

[Danknugs18]

ASE certified right there!

[red666A]

What are you doing? LOLMAO

[AndoCommando3]

ahhhhhhhhhhh what just happened?

[manzrnet]

so what, you shag the car then pat it for a job well done? :S

[marshfield01]

That does not look like a kitchen to me. Thats what the problem is.

[d0dg3cumm1ns]

@marshfield01 so original.. good one.

[carpanthersfan02]

Wow, that's all I have to do? Pat my fan shroud? :runs out to give 'er a whirl::

[fordcobraengines]

Briliant



[realweezl]

FAIL GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE STOP POSTING DUMB FUCKING VIDEOS!

[TBWdracula2003]

@realweezl but if they stopped, then we wouldnt have anything to laugh at.

[GodspeedAdam]

@realweezl this was posted to show ignorance of some people, and give people who understand engines a little humor. laugh it up

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

leave the damn pug alone, it's the best car ever made.

[mantasram]

she chanched engine ?

[jcadlols]

Step one, lift the oil cap.

Step two, insert new block beneath.

Step Three, secure oil cap. haha

[achillies226ftw]

@jcadlols bwhahahaah



[d0dg3cumm1ns]

@jcadlols god if it was only this easy hahaha

[herbienbrian]

so is she tring to fuck the life back into it?

[mickeygovender]

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried reasoning with it next.I think you can,i think you can.

[94XJ]

Wanna get a siezed engine to turn again? Pull the plugs, put it in gear and start flat towing it behind a good sized truck (an old deuce and a half should work)

[rebeldawg124009]

@94XJ that would only maybe work with a stick shift & is simpler just pull then plugs and pour some automatic transmission fluid on top of the pistons and let it sit for a few days, it will break free..

[Tj1056]

@rebeldawg124009 ehh just have to jam it in to neutral XD

[PediBaba]

hurry try CPR!

[yavin99]

she threw money away on that 2.0, should have bought a VR6 car

[TheRealSergentSiler]

looks like shes trying to fuck it back to life with thoes pelvic thrusts of hers

[edy18620]

you need a new flux capacitor!

[memberHD]

ive done very simialr and it works. Motor had been sitting for years and i started it without checking oil. 1 minute later it seized. Next day we put it in gear, rolled it and popped the clutch. After a few goes the motor turned over

[MxxxKamiLxxxM]

hahaha stupid woman

[thebizzle90000]

yep (full service) and mot shes good to go

[yamahashodriver]

Haha! All of us mechanics are guilty of that.

[KingOfKool182]

i thought she was doing cpr...i think she was..

[seanyroche]

This worked for me, she must be doing it all wrong.

[testy462]

I would have liked this video, except the girl was not hot and the entire thing was pointless.

[shinyfuzzy]

put very thin oil in the cylinder then let it sit for a while then drag it behind another car

[HelimanZ06]

@shinyfuzzy You are correct!!!

Years ago we did pretty much the same thing on a 1990 Dodge Dakota that seized due to low oil but put in mineral spirits. We let it sit for a day shaking it every few hours. Later we changed out the old mineral spirits (which was black) with new mineral spirits. Did the shaking thing for another day. Drained the mineral spirits and changed the oil and filter. As far as I know it is still running OK after accumulating another 100K miles.

[LukyBowler]

@badboyazza2009 Do you have any sense of humour?

[bluebeastsrt]

And she's the smart one in her group. :)

[fordf1502]

girl says to other girl go give the car CPR other girl: good idea!

[SpirtualSuzie]

car does not deserve to be on the track

[Apostle0fLove]

check to see if the keys in the ignition

[chriserdos]

looked like she was humping it lol

[ivankoran]

@chriserdos that was probably the initiative for the car to start ^_^

[jerrysjunk]

lol ya shaking it usualy works

[WC9456]

if it's a manual, push it down a hill in 3rd gear and pop the clutch, somethings got to give eh?

[gibsonlespaul2]

@WC9456 Yeah, You know whats gonna give? Either your Clutch or your Transmission.

[bigchad007]

You fix it by talking to it and patting on it 0:20

[Single0Speed]

mate it its seized, take a spark plug out and put a 20mm steel rod down the hole and hit it with a slege hammer wile someone trys to start it with a fully charged battery, and make sure theres oil and water in this time!!!!,

[RosesForTheDead7]

@Single0Speed i see the plan here... not sure the pistons are going to like it though

[Maul9999]

angry women lol.

[deadrabbits19772]

thats how the garage fixed mine, cost 10k ,, now i know for DIY fix ,,thanks

[poopalarge]

you seriously think that shaking an engine would free a seized up engine, even if you'd let it roll off a hill it would simply brake on that engine, and lets say that by some miracle its pistons would come loose, its all damaged beyond repair.

[quest3d]

It probably decided to give up after being over taken by so many Germans.

[scotymoo]

a wee 205

[michaeledith]

Nearly fix it lady, couple more shakes and pats it will be good as new, keep up the good work lassie...

[ItsAnSS]

Wasn't sure what she was doing. I was really hoping the engine would explode in her face, but I guess it's already locked...? At least it was a short video and didn't waste too much of my time. More misfortune = more stars.

[michaeledith]

@ItsAnSS Hey, I don't think she knew what she was doing but we can only guess...but the exploding engine thats sounds cool, engine explodes in her face, oil everywhere, piston lodge in her mouth, eat that lady...Hey ppls saying french car, unable to see badge...

[YamahaMonster660]

your problem??

Your answer- your french

[haizahaiza]

Herzmassage. CPR.

[carrieyazel]

Once an engine seizes up, it's over. Get a new or rebuilt engine. You can't fix that one. I'd junk the car.

[phat0pigeon]

time to go 16v

[solomon1313]

poster you need to kill yourself and send the video to me to make up for my wasted time

[madmax2069]

Then you should not be on Youtube or the internet then if you are going to cry over a few seconds of video. better go and do something worth while with your spare time because you wasted even more time posting.

[trikemaster420247]

almost...lol

[BadAndUgly]

French engineering lol

[peaceman1234567]

@BadAndUgly better than British engineering.

[howmuchart]

i don't see how that didn't work.

[miketheredneckable]

@howmuchart i do, shes fat and ugly, and just because a girl touched a motor doesnt mean all is right in the world!

[howmuchart]

@miketheredneckable sarcasm asshole.. google it.. why does anyone replay to a comment thats over a year old??

[miketheredneckable]

@howmuchart because it was on the first page of comments, thats why

[bleachworthy]

@howmuchart Generally, comments are brought back to life because someone want to make sure you feel like an idiot for what you said a year ago.

[howmuchart]

@bleachworthy Wow, thanks for parachuting in like that and letting me know. I had no idea. I though my comment was up there because it was highest rated, but now i see it was not the case. Thanks again pal. Cheers.

[fasterthanyou22]

@howmuchart ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[VollgasHero]

haha thats funny, that engin is fucked.. probably melted together.. lol-

[bcoverss]

that's so cute.

[Swagman00]

So fixing an engine just requires an ugly chick to yank on the tower brace?

Hell, so much for all the books I've read.

[patio6]

Lmao, NIce!

[User6327]

LOL! Oil changes fixes seized engines? You people are morons.

[JTV84]

that only fixes it if it seizes because of the build up of sledge ;-)

[bansheeboi2000]

some ppl shouldnt be able to use the internet if they cant use the spell check that is installed on there computer

its sludge buildup

[JTV84]

on THEIR computer?

[Millsie18]

LOL PHAIL!

[onilink1223]

@bansheeboi2000 look who be talkin

[Single0Speed]

@User6327 no it dosent

[JTV84]

poor thing. what caused it to seize then?

[coombsy16]

no oil lol

[TheLightningStalker]

Sometimes you can free it with a big breaker bar. I can remember a particular Civic that worked on. The engine ran a couple seconds before a rod came through the block.

[W16isrock]

I guess if it's siezed, shaking it won't hurt. LOL but it sure won't fix the problem!

[wilbertm94]

lololololololololololol

[amitkalsi1]

lol

[bowley4]

hahahahahahahahahaha nice!!! i like the little hand-tap. haha

[jimbo98z]

Is Peugeot Heaven anything like normal hell?

[Rxor]

replace oil by wd-40 until engine unseize, then get rid of it, fill with high quality oil. Go for a ride and do around 100 km after that get rid of the oil again put some new one in with an anti friction treatment and it should be fine.

[deefrombk]

its bad to go from one type of oil to another. it builds up sledge in the engine. all she needs to do is just flush out her engine at a shop.

[Rxor]

I didnt to change brand.... I said just get rid of the one that u used for the first 100 km. Because the left over from the unseizing will mix with it..

[motorheaddude07]

If it has been round Nurburgring the engine components will have most likely to have melted and welded the pistons to the cylinder wall. if it not been thrashed and seized then it may work but in future make sure before thrashing your motor you have changed the engine oil and filter using FULLY synthetic engine oil

[skudvayne]

hahahaha!!!!! lmao!!!! a melted piston? no. thats the result of a majorly over heated bottom end.

[oilfield666]

probably a reworked engine with poor tuning

[Single0Speed]

@Rxor its depends how bad its sized ah, those pistons can glue them selfs in there

[antonyr123]

mm i'd tap that.

[fockewulfx]

Yeah, that's exactly how you can fix that car!...NOT! :D

[shagy2k5]

omg funny stuff

[kendo411]

if u use mystery oil u can unseize motors. i dunno wut makes that stuff so good i guess thats y its called mystery oil lol

[thingk89]

Yaeh that way it would have died in her driveway so she wouldn't have had to pay expensive towing bills!

[mr2gti]

Modern-day mechanics from most car dealerships do a lot worse :)

[EagleTalons1]

all that is needed now is porno music. baw chicca waw waw. lol

[sinusgolf]

o my god she is fucking the car

[TheWaterPoloBeast]

i think she was confused when learning CPR

[99minerkc]

Hmm... what was she doing, humping the engine? o.o

[colombia555]

hehehheeheheh stupid bitch

[Mark37251]

wow

[sgtdude911]

i had to do that to my 86 crx and it worked pretty weird

[TheHondaTuner]

lol^^

[robynesman]

fucking women lmao

[chumanchu87]

did it work? hahahaha

[Figuredtunes]

shes giving her all for the repair of the poor broke car

[h23a1si]

haha, reminds me when we'd ask all the new kids in our high school shop class to go change the spark plugs on the diesel engines

[2drunksracing]

Whats funny is when your girl goes 2 town and askes if you need anything. Have her pick up a quart of blinker fluid or a gallon of water wetter for the radiator. Just dont be home when she comes back!

[whitehouse534]

problem with that is waterwetter is actually a product!,haha goodstuff too, its all about the 2 transmissions,

[spinnanz]

water wetter is an actual product. race cars use it instead of anti freeze.

[NakedStick]

@h23a1si Roflmao, or you tell them to go get a wrench size that doesn't exist.

[PGM992]

@h23a1si

lol

[MyLimpIsGangsta]

@h23a1si very carefully

[KLONIME1001]

@h23a1si threr is a spark plug dumb ass its just ignes one time doring the start and thats it ... so u are fuckin dum bass

[h23a1si]

@KLONIME1001 I think I can make out your mess of a comment; are you thinking of glow plugs maybe? " Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

[freestyla101]

@KLONIME1001 they have glow plugs fuckhead

[babyblue838]

ok now remember class if your engine seizes up you hump it aiight?

[misfitsxcore]

Haha, theres no way its the the muffler bearing, its definately the turny thing, you know, right under in the top part, where the muffler bearing conects to the gas sealer. My dad was a mechanic, So I KNOW.

hahahahah

[2drunksracing]

yesterday I could not spell Me-can-ic,...today I are one.

[R3DBULLX23]

haha thats funny

[brain7734]

i think the muffler bearing is busted.

[dozedrift]

The way I fix it is push it down a big ass hill, or drag it with another car and drop it into gear. Stupid woman cant fix a car, she got my hopes up at first.

[hadley890]

i tryed this and it worked perfectly lol

[Rawr454]

Lol.

[gwadd85]

oh yea, thats gonna work lady. oh well, thats the best any woman could do to try to fix it.

[avery620]

I guess she was so mad that she started to choke it and then realized that it was already dead.

[ntrains]

charge the paddles nurse.........clear

[cool12291]

CPR get me a nurse over here

[smallbabytoenipples]

omg. someone give this bitch some blinker fluid.

[jakep2007]

or like 12 new flux compositors.

[AlbertoHernandez]

LOL!

[gtdodgeviper]

wtf

[terralycaon]

hmm when my engine gets a little seized up i usually overfill it with oil then push it to a really big hill and put it in like 2nd gear, and clutch in roll down the hill until i hit a pretty good speed then dump the clutch, when my engine's seized badly the tires kind of screech but it's cheaper than a rebuild right? hahaha just kidding, always been a fantasy tho....might be fun to try

[amgad3]

oh ok, to start the engine u need a girl to hump it....... got it

[dangerdog12]

hahahahaha

[SY1WEK]

lol

[Hiei2k7]

Don't have too many Peugeots here in the US.

and i'm pretty sure that even on American engines, CPR does not work.

Swearing at it sometimes does, but sometimes it also puts a big cut in the palm of your hand.

[ImportsAreBetter]

i did the same thing except i pushed my 86 crx down a hill popped it in second and dumped the clutch and it started right up and still runs

[FoxTrot425]

CPR doesn't always work :(

[TopOfTheLine3]

swearing at it also helps

[donckorte]

bang it with a fork maybe that'll fix it.

[s14sr]

LOL.