eHarmony Video Bio- Crazy Bacon Lady

[GatorGuy696969]

"...and the cute little way it shrinks when you cook it..." Bwaaaahahaha

[Aaronpersonguy]

This is my kind of girl.... imagine it she buys 1000 bacon strips and 55% of it goes to me! since shes my helper so she keep 45 % and I keep 55% that's 550 bacon strips and I like bacon too and sausage and eggs and sniff sniff sorry I just get a little emotional when talking about sausage sniff sniff anyway sniff sniff sorry sorry its just I think of how some sausage is still in that cow, and how I wish I could kill every cow for sausage sniff sniff but i mean that's crazy I cant kill everycow!

[emalidene]

baconateher



[xXbELLiKiNZXx]

epicmealtime would have fun with her

[tory147147]

i know this is fake but ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmg none of it was funny appart from "im nervous and horny all at the same time" lol

[discordiachaos]

@tory147147 NO ONE carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres if you didn't think it was funny.... The point was iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thought it was funny. 

[LauraNTonyaShow]

Uh, okay ? At least we try to make sense with our video's yours is talking about you being a fatt ass, hello. Get a life(:

[namtabaol1]

orgy?! 

[xBaconator9000x]

your kidding?

[LauraNTonyaShow]

Duuuude, stay away from Burger King, you can't have it your way!

[discordiachaos]

@LauraNTonyaShow I just watched your videos and I threw up in my mouth a little bit... A little bit of my Burger King I will never get back!!!

[Ensorcella]

@LauraNTonyaShow she may be chubby but shes still way hotter than your preteen ass

[Ensorcella]

@LauraNTonyaShow PS Nice eyebrows

[skibumtim1]

I love bacon made out of cats.

[emloveshorses100]

What is wrong with U!!!! You so got that off of the cat lady jerk ever heard of copy CAT!!!!!!

[ItsThePhilosoraptor]

@emloveshorses100 ...Ever heard of the word "Joke?"

[hotties1092]

Is this a different version of "Can't Hug Every Cat?" :D Oh and I don't think you mentioned you love Bacon. I love Bacon too(:

[RecklessDareDevil]

Ummm. I love bacon too...but uhhhh... Not that much...

[MrWildtrekker]

ahhh, i love bacon too....and everyones comments on here

[lovelaughlove98]

she didnt copy the cat lady its meant to be a joke omg how are you not getting thisss

[DaisyLove315]

looks like she ate too much bacon!

[discordiachaos]

@DaisyLove315 Hey, Loser. Find an original shithead comment or get the fuck off my page.

[1cheeseplease]

she copied the eharmony cat lady

[Aku1113]

lol there is a page in think geek that has bacon products O.o

[discordiachaos]

@Smile4MeBeautiful Are you fucking retarded?

[deeplydeepali]

best line: nervous and horny. lmao

[DarkNinjaInHeaven]

U love bacon? I can definity tell



[discordiachaos]

@DrawAndDesign I hate it when retards try to play smart. How did you get off the short bus without anyone seeing you?!

[eubush077]

people need to know more about sarcasm

[D3m0nReborn]

I have a bacon penis...hows this gonna work?

[discordiachaos]

@Jaydin0430 OMG! How could you tell?!

[madiandmiaxxx]

@discordiachaos not hard!

[SUPERSPARTAN992]

OH FUCK BACON AND ORGIES? WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS LADY

[discordiachaos]

@SUPERSPARTAN992 Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas! The bacon, the orgies....

[shelbehhxo]

she is copying the girl who loves cats

[discordiachaos]

@shelbehhxo No shit?!

[tim4962]

@shelbehhxo she is copying another lady who likes bacon.

[shelbehhxo]

this looks like a parody...she isn't even actually crying..



[chada75]

You can tell she loves the Bacon.

[daphanie1990]

someone should of brung her a plate of bacon

[HelloKittyLovesYou12]

is that a crazy cat lady from eharmony spoof?

[kdavi16]

My mommy says she loves me :(

[ImNoxxy]

This is like American Idol I can't tell if she's serious or not. I mean really crying over bacon.

[discordiachaos]

@ImNoxxy Crying over bacon?! That is just ridiculous!!!

[LeVampireArmand]

@ImNoxxy it's making fun of the cat one but that wasn't serious either. so they are fake

[brokenboddy]

:))))))))))))))) what about cats?? loll

[discordiachaos]

@brokenboddy Cat wrapped in bacon?!

[Katzykeens]

Bacon makes me a bit emotional too D:>

[katroll93]

is this for real.?

[discordiachaos]

@katroll93 It's totally real...

[jennaandmorganshow]

bacon bacon bacon they r so far apparT!!!

[psycokatlady]

Hahahahaahahaha, I love bacon too,, but I love cats more!! Fatty your not funny! ^_^

[MrDavidkhenderson]

ok all i heard in this video was: FART!, words, and a horn sort of like this:eech!

oh and did she say: "I want to roll around with bacon and eggs also SAUSAGES" um yeh sausages......EWWWW

[Jatsun95]

i can see you enjoy eating lots of bacon ! :)

[multibrowndude]

I'll date you lol and did i hear you say horny?

thats two things we have in common so far lol

[LiveLaughLove541]

These are all Copying TheVideoBio about the cat lady.it's getting pretty Stupid.Thumbs Up If you agree

[ThePeepVideos]

i feel ya sista! I mean, right now I'm SOBBING. Bacon is just so... JUICY!!

[lurchin13]

then you can make a new fake eharmony vid, and watch 10 million+ loser guys, clamor for your attention. just don't get hollywood skinny. look at what megan fox did to herself, yikes!

[lurchin13]

the truth is, if this girl lost 30-40 lbs, she'd be hotter than the one in the cat vid. so she doesn't go medieval on me, i could stand to lose the same. if you really want to lose weight, get rid of all things containing high-fructose corn syrup. it blocks the receptors in the brain, that tell you when you're full. it's a dirty secret that soda manufacturers dispute. give up all the water replacements, exercise regularly, eat a healthy diet, and you should look great next year!

[gimmepatch]

I respect a girl who isn't ashamed of her love of a good pork.

Props, a sallamah bacon.

[massagenista]

you are too twisted for color t.v.

[keyofawsomefan]

stop being nasty 2 her its not her fault she is a little overwaight!

[Lordofcomputers]

What The Hell Hear Like 4 seconds before the vid ends and a LIL Girl Is like Ahh Maybe she knocked Her head in the WALL LOL

[youtubinwizeass]

Hi Nicole, my name is irrelevant...I own a "all you can eat buffet"...perhaps you should stop by next time you are in Cincinnati, OH...we'd love to add some meat to your bones.

[aluisious]

Guess what was funny the first time?

[shawdii4resh]

she tryinq to copy off that other video with that crazy cat lady ! and that one was fake too i saw it on the news

[ytserob2112]

I love you

[DJNicolez]

BY NAME IS NICOLE TOO! (AND I LOVE BACON :D)

[lhsnever]

@amidushaban She's not fat you idiot, it's called curves.

[aluisious]

@lhsnever Curves? Sure. I bet it's from all the broccoli and bench presses.

[discordiachaos]

@aluisious Actually, you fuckwad, I eat a lot of vegetable and go to the gym. So....your mother should have swallowed you when she had the chance.

[aluisious]

@discordiachaos And yet you're still fat as fuck and make derivative videos. You brought this on yourself, you stupid bitch.

[discordiachaos]

@aluisious Hahahaahha! I may be fat, but I don't use words I don't understand!

[blindtrucker]

great reply to the cat lady......lol. Love this vid....LMAO

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

0:07 did she just farted?? (o_o )

[discordiachaos]

@pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR Bacon makes Bacon Lady a bit gassy...

[Jatsun95]

@discordiachaos yack.

[xEternalSlumberx]

@pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR It was a door

[madiandmiaxxx]

@pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR Do you mean she just farted or did she just fart?(which she did!)

[discordiachaos]

@madiandmiaxxx No. She did not. You fucking morons.

[discordiachaos]

@amidushaban At least she has teh grammar!

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

@discordiachaos I'm guessing she eats bacon everyday if that's the case. I mean I eat bacon once in a while but I don't get gassy haha. 

[RobotEarsTV]

Why do the parodies all have so many dislikes? Do people really think they're serious? Not even the originals was serious! I have a parody up too, feel free to check it out.

[discordiachaos]

@RobotEarsTV Because the world is overrun by uneducated people. 

[Uaxis]

@RobotEarsTV It might have something to do with the fact that they didn't find it very funny. That's why comedy isn't about being witty but pretty much 90% presentation too.

[subwoofa525]

what the hell they are all the same what fags:)

[discordiachaos]

@subwoofa525 Duuhhhhhhhhhhh

[hamburgershack209]

did she say horny hahahahaha

[1andoli]

shes really making me want bacon

[blondecheer1]

I LIKE BACON TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[HUGEcockmann]

tell those people come in or stay out!!!

[DreadedEd]

why are they slamming that door?

[Army1128]

Yes is a parody there are a few out there, this one is great lol.

[PerfectxChemistry]

Is she making a parody of the cat lady??? Or is she serious??? :O

[discordiachaos]

@PerfectxChemistry Did your mother drop you as a baby?

[picha4242]

fuck this

[TheStickynoodle]

cunt

[discordiachaos]

@TheStickynoodle You say that like it offends me. That is one of my favorite words. So, thank you!

Fat Girl-1, TheStickynoodle-0

[TheStickynoodle]

@discordiachaos KTHXBAI

[discordiachaos]

@TheGracelessDolli Again...VERY original...

[Peltonwheel]

For the low IQs out there...this is called a Parody...lol...

You are beautiful...

[jacobpf4]

hahahaha XD this girrrl trollin lolz

[TheWuchang]

FAT CUNT

[discordiachaos]

@TheWuchang That's why the ladies love me.

[Pamcredible]

@soccergirl10181 <-- Bacon has a sound unique to any other. Even if you had a cold you would know what's cookin' just by the pop and sizzle.

[Briellesmith96]

... the bacon explains a lot.

[discordiachaos]

@Briellesmith96 Now that's original...

[miss25coolcat]

FAT ASS

[discordiachaos]

@miss25coolcat Dipshit

[2035reprezent]

you dont need to tell us you love bacon... look at the size of you.

[discordiachaos]

@2035reprezent OFMG! I hadn't noticed! How fucking embarrassing! A fat girl talking about bacon?! It never occurred to me that people might make FUN of me for their own sick humor! *sobbing* What ever will I do with my life NOW?!

[oglocgeeks2nd]

I think I'm in love with you.

[Jsmith12292]

that crazy cat loving bitch blocked me

XD

[discordiachaos]

@Jsmith12292 What did you do to Debbie?! You know MegaAssassin12345678 loves her and will defend her honor!

[MegaAssassin12345678]

lego my ego nicole and you wish you were horny. your fat thats why you love bacon. your not funny dont copy debbie. i love her.

[discordiachaos]

@MegaAssassin12345678 If you love a meme, then you have more issues than me being fat. Get a life, moron.

[soccergirl10181]

how do u hear bacon?



[discordiachaos]

@soccergirl10181 Are you retarded? It talks to me, genius.

[Delana4ever]

Dude, this is FREAKING LEGIT! Love it. Nice work.

[ballerprotege22]

sorry but youre a freak )::::::::

[RamonRobinRivera]

LAME ..... very original

[discordiachaos]

@MegaScooterboi That's a whole different video entirely!

[MultiCuddles101]

Thts a weird way to spell Nichole I spell it Nicole

[discordiachaos]

@MultiCuddles101 Man, that IS so weird, because everyone should be cookie cutters of each other and anyone who chooses to be different should be shot on site! Brilliant!

[reavyn123]

LMAO!

[theskye101]

How doesn't love bacon??

[discordiachaos]

@theskye101 Sad, sad individuals...

[theskye101]

@discordiachaos Lol

[KAYBABYORTIZ]

thanks, now i want bacon. /':

[discordiachaos]

@KAYBABYORTIZ You. Are. Welcome.

[jkathiresan]

you should be in an epic meal time video....

[discordiachaos]

@jkathiresan I would love to be!

[TheSkirmishes]

i really really love fat girls

[discordiachaos]

@TheSkirmishes Fat girls love you, too.

[TheSkirmishes]

@discordiachaos no they dont wish this girl in the video was my girlfriend....:)

[0s0e0a0n0100]

NO!!! you have obviously had enough no more for you

[Istoleyourunderwear]

HASHBROWNS WITH BACON... AND PIZZA

[demonphish]

original wasnt funny enough to warrant a full-on parody. lame.

[lunaticasai]

WE CAN CLEEEEEEAAAAAARLY SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BACON...

[tylerty70]

If u ever want bacon just start trimming away at your sides and fry em up mhmm mhmm good

[discordiachaos]

@tylerty70 When I said bacon, I was actually referring to your mom's fat cunt. Mmmmm.

[Snirlex]

@discordiachaos Oh, that's just nasty.

[SFJRDIMSFJR]

@discordiachaos UR a lesbian then?

\

[discordiachaos]

@SFJRDIMSFJR Well, I am sure as hell not straight....

[hawty4kisses]

@discordiachaos thats so mean she is just copying the girl who loves cats

[ChewyMarkers]

You. Are. My. Hero.

[discordiachaos]

@ChewyMarkers You. Are. My. Sidekick.

[alexanderjs11]

"I love to have massive orgy's." & "I just wanna wear it on my body and roll around in it." LMFAO!

[IrishAfricanDude]

My Response is Better /watch?v=y6JTyYxhSJc

[discordiachaos]

@IrishAfricanDude Actually, yours sucked pretty bad. I couldn't even finish watching it. Besides, bacon is so much funnier than carrots.

[Chris062469]

It looks like she ate way too much bacon hahahaha

[discordiachaos]

@Chris062469 Hahahah! Omg! You are SO funny! Cuz she is a fatty and she's talking about bacon! You're so clever!

[TheMutch24]

she does suck but i do love bacon. the only thing that can make bacon more better is more bacon.

[Norbzz11]

F-ING STUPID.... 

[ACETEE24]

Pause at 0.55 it's hilariouse

[HiyaTanya]

Love this! I just put one up too and yours popped up.

[C59Soldier]

Forget the bacon, EAT THA BABEH!! 1:20 :P

It's the other white meat!!

Bloody woman...

[gofockyourself123]

there is no creativity in America.

just a bunch of sheep.

parodies are the worst.

[dancerxfever]

I think we can all tell you love bacon!

[vvbn7890]

LOL

[driftkiddy1]

this is so fake. its clearly a piss take of the cat lady. shes not even crying!

[discordiachaos]

@driftkiddy1 GAWD! She sucks SO much, doesn't she?!

[driftkiddy1]

@discordiachaos i said that because its looks like some people believe this is real. piss take is a mockery or parody. i take it you're not from england?

[discordiachaos]

@driftkiddy1 I am not from England, but I like that term. I will have to remember that one.

[bordinbetti]

@driftkiddy1 You are so smart S-M-R-T. Did you get help with figuring this one out? (And what's a "piss take?")

[MathewsWire]

Get ahold of those guys over at epic mealtime... now they really love bacon. These comedy eharm vids are killing me. rotfLmfao

[bordinbetti]

@MathewsWire Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....good idea. Crazy bacon lady + epic meal time = EPIC WIN! You my friend, are a thinker!

[bordinbetti]

ROFL! This is better than cat lady! Horny, bacon, and orgies, and bacon in baskets? I like this parody better than the comedian that did one.

[Tyreeseconner]

Well shit I knew it was a "parody".. but she could have changed it more. its not funny after seeing the original. I usually laugh when I see fat people especially when they're talking about food. To close to the original this isn't a parody it's a reenactment....

[TheRegimelife]

if this is an act? then you did average, but if this is Real? Then im going to church, ask for forgiveness, never to stare at fat people. amen

[Guiser123]

You like Bacon? Marry me.

[bignawd]

there is no way in hell this is real and if it is she has some serious issues she needs to deal with

[Tyreeseconner]

This is exactly the same as the cat beetch ha almost word for word. Except for bacon instead of cats