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I would like to recommend you an ebook which helped me to find a job , I bought it on Amazon (very cheap) you have to write in search the title 30 MOST COMMON INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE LEARNERS (by Anna Piekarczyk), it's really worth buying and learning from for your job interview in English
Well I'm looking for a job so my next interview I'm gonna start out with asking if they knew elephants could feel grief. Hopefully they have a sense of humor
hahaha... that was really funny! if you guys want real advice Google "Interview Mastermind". Landon Long is really cool. I signed up for his newsletter and the tips and advices he gave really had helped me on my job quest.
hahaha... that was really funny! if you guys want real advice Google "Interview Mastermind". Landon Long is really cool. I signed up for his newsletter and the tips and advices he gave really had helped me on my job quest.
I once put down on a resume that I worked for Globo-Chem's marketing division and I was a manager of a Fairlsey Foods. Unfortunately for me the person conducting the interview was a huge Mr. Show fan.
job interviews are so gay, you have to act like a homo phony ass mafucka, as soon as im hired I put on my regular clothes let ppl see my arm tats and shit, like I hate it when they ask you Why You Want to work for them, especially at my age(17) I mean I just want money, they expect a fucking like "I want to help this company grow blah blah" fuck off, if interviewers are reading this, stop being such assholes and get some hiring done FFS all you care about is money too in the end, son of a bitchz
I think you mean "Good Luck", and "Living" not loving like a bum, secondly I'm only 17, any job I get now most likely won't turn out to be a career for me, minimum wage =/ , but atm all I want is the money, straight up, just like the majority of ppl my age.
Jean Ralphio anyone?
augustrunsred 1 month ago
Lol I knew I'd seen this guy before! Jean-Ralphio! This guy is hilarious!
MasterS00 1 month ago
LOLOLOL i love ben shwartz
M4gicHat 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
she wouldve hired him if she saw his 26 in dong
btsksc0976 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
i got bored
klime13 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
wait elephants can what? what was his fun fact? lol
MsCleverNever 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@MsCleverNever grief.
Jacobwr1 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
i fuckin love this dude he is hilarious
sarahvids1234 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Whats with the girl from collegehumour?
WastelandGaming 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
dinner tonight... lol jake and amir reference
Colorizze 1 month ago
@West996 for shits & giggles
ReCKoala 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Ugh... that guy is the biggest sleazeball I've ever seen. Kinda makes me wanna punch him.
korkaneenee17 1 month ago
I kind of want to submit this application to see what happens. Yes, Bill Gates, here is my resume.
landonkrussell 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Huge Jump lol holy shit this is too funny.. i really wish i can go to an interview like this
joeslambo 1 month ago
Armi pur DOES exist. It makes room deodorants (In Greece at least)
HarrymanGR 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
im glad ive subed
soshila19 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
this reminds me of jake and amir
579davies 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Hey, it's John Ralphio
LogicThEncrypter 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
I can't stand when fucking girls yell like that, it makes me want to fucking hit them.
xcharybdis 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Already subscribed to this fucker! He's a gotdamm GENIUS!
jeromeathon 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
jeez kevin, you want this guy to blow up? What did he do?
ryudragon7 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@ryudragon7 he meant for the channel to get noticed
Hesstergon 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@Hesstergon that's the one downside to the internet....you need to give extra effort to show that you're joking.
ryudragon7 1 month ago
robocop and terminator. FAVED,LIKED,SUBBED
shinyray01 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
John Ralphio
fogart99 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Hahaha I loved the end of Parks and Rec tonight....
aceinthehole1222 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
IT'S JOHN-RALPHEO!
tripster3041 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
can anyone tell me what he said right before she screamed at him at the end, something lets ask blank and see what happens
deleetmeeh 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@deleetmeeh "Let's say I'm hired and see what happens"
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jeromeathon 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Kinda looks like Tarintino
SLIMZ34 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Now what the hell is he not doing in jake and amir
GuiltySpark4312 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
JEAN RALPHIO!
sheadong 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
O SHIT!!!! my phone # is 917 something!!!!
MrThisguy97 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
to make it amazing, you need amir :)
882825 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
he is in some jake and amir episodes
uminju 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here) 3
i haven't seen a zoobook commercial in forever
DrBenderGaming 1 month ago
Ben Schwartz is awesome!
AsceticLush 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here) 2
MOTHA FUCKIN ZOO BOOKS
MrAwesome415 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Why would she call him for the interview if she knew the resume was fake?
West996 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here) 130
@West996 fake resume gets you a fake interview
stride7860 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 Shut up logic!!
reilly1288 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 She was going to ask a more qualified guy, but he took an arrow to the knee so she tried her luck with this guy. happy now? I answered you.
richy392 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 I don't think you understand that this is a skit
jofis912 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 She wanted to verify his 20 inch dong ;)
AndySDoughnuts 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 Sometimes interviewer just make it on the spot to interview.
canteen36 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@West996 Obviously, she read the last part of his "special skills" and had to see for herself.
Jarethenator 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here) 3
Amir should've been his reference
JacoblCanada 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
You watch a lot of movies :D 20" dayumm
VENIVIDIVICI4300 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
HOLY SHIT ZOOBOOKS
godzillayates 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
BEN SCHWARTZ IS MY LIFE.
feeOWNit 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
I was at SkyNet in 2003 making slap bracelets too!
GenericTechGuy 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Hilarious.
TwilightMasterCK1 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
LOL.
MeAndMrQuix 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Frickin' Zoobooks!!! I always wanted those as a kid...
Jujii8 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
He reminds me of Amir alot
aToms1011 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Jean-Ralphio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheMonkeymolly 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
The fuck is wrong with that lady?! You do NOT reject Jean-Ralphio. Mothafucka gets bitches left and right. Hes is a certified swagger.
tiyow 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
isn't that guy from parks and rec?
fajmaj 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Alright Zoobooks!!!!!! I used to get those in the mail all the time when I was a kid! :D
Wysteriacon 1 month ago
Flushed with Cash!!!!!!!!
prabhbhambra13 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Not available on mobile. Dislike
bobvh50 1 month ago
this guy is either the dumbest guy ever or the smartest...
drybrawler 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
wasn't very funny
Tradizzl3 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
lets say im hired and see what happens...lol genius!
juanpjp27 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
WERE HAVE I SEEN THEI GUY BEFORE?!?!?!
nikesb538 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
LOL
brandonjamres 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Gotta love this video. You got a new subscriber buddy.
ilulzach 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
ZOOBOOKS! FUCK YEAH!
UFOJockey 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here) 202
I was thinking ''where do i know this guy from'' for the whole video and I finally know. Jake and Amir of college humor
TheReeker2k10 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
FUCK. I had a job interview today. WHY DIDN'T I WATCH THIS YESTERDAY :(
pedroca2424 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Kind of reminds me of Amir :)
Fluffythedestroyer69 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
this guys off jake and amir college humor
1DARBY1 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
Dear god, holy smoke, this is it!
flamboyantAstronaut 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
@flamboyantAstronaut wait....... you think you can stay awake longer than me, don't you?
GangstaClown678 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 8th, 2011 (Start Here)
3 years at Skynet Hhahahahah
haczabim 2 months ago
jean ralphio
treize32 2 months ago 2
shit, sorry, Skynet is shipment tracking comp., Cyberdyne is a robotic equipment company.
if both of them DID watch the movie they'd know that Skynet was a name of the AI system produced by Cyberdyne.
I see DUMB people, whhhoooooaaaa
Yagdash 2 months ago
@Yagdash fagots like u make my LOL hard kid, just watch the show and stfu or get dropped
Freedomo 2 months ago
@Freedomo
your language is rude and you do illegal things.
I suggest you go back to school, if you don't want to spend your life in jail.
there are no girls in jail, the food and hygiene is bad and will make your acne worse.
Yagdash 2 months ago
@Freedomo
what you wrote in your message is called "trolling" and is also kinda illegal on the internets
unacceptable
Yagdash 2 months ago
btw, there is a Skynet, a Japanese company producing robotic exoskeletons.
the future is here, assholes
Yagdash 2 months ago
we made slap bracelets.
jrock2310 2 months ago
JOSE CANSECO!
justyourfuture 3 months ago
Thats John Ralphieo!! HAHA
bdgusjr 3 months ago
@bdgusjr you mean jean ralphio . . .sigh
Mmunchies 2 months ago
Why don't you have your own show Ben?! :O
LanteanKnight 3 months ago
I'd hire him just for reading the zoobooks!
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popovar78 4 months ago
These Bitches are rude 20 INCH DICK IN THERE MOUTH =)
lobbyhobbybobbydubob 4 months ago
I love this kid. more!
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marytyson422 6 months ago
lmao, well he sure had confidence XD
AuralMonster 7 months ago
"Let's say I'm hired and see what happens"
comedianonstage 7 months ago
273 people did this
Nosidda89 7 months ago
Don't you think he would have worked at Cyberdine and not Skynet?
WhyOhYouRREmOhEm 8 months ago
269 tried this...
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Typical white American bitch thinking herself entitled.
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sharosieshow 11 months ago
what a bitch.
wikitiki10 11 months ago
I always wanted to do something like this....
TheNoisePolluter 11 months ago 67
ppl do it everywhere,,,i would hide him seriously, for like sales job. Nothing wrong with his attitude.
britney01at 11 months ago
he can type with his pennis!? 2:25
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consultingcase101 1 year ago
Throw the money into the corner so you can pick it up later. Good strategy!
misterhed 1 year ago 104
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guyNbluejeans 1 year ago
@guyNbluejeans What does that have to do with this video??
emilyj1987 8 months ago
Jewish comedy just doesn't do it for me anymore.
TheCottonTop 1 year ago
@TheCottonTop Unless we are talking about Sol Rosenberg.
TheCottonTop 1 year ago
@TheCottonTop here's an idea for you, SHUT THE HELL UP
JamesD567 1 year ago
what does it mean "20 inch dong"?
honestly786 1 year ago
@honestly786 20 inch penis
cleclicof 1 year ago
Well I'm looking for a job so my next interview I'm gonna start out with asking if they knew elephants could feel grief. Hopefully they have a sense of humor
Monerasauce 1 year ago
The secretary is from college humor!
SilentBat 1 year ago
Great video. You can also watch our guy make some funny job interview mistakes. Watch our 'Job interview body language' video.
Lifetracks 1 year ago
It looked like a 1 dollar bill too.....hahahaha.
jonnyl9410 1 year ago
hilarious!!!!! lmao!!!!
kimandjehova 1 year ago
Skynet. Lol. The company from robo cop.
sasalehall 1 year ago
nah. that one was from the terminator lol
viperdawg41192 1 year ago
Socks??
sdmascital 1 year ago
good dude...
vveik 1 year ago
"with ma dong" ;) haha
shmazy21 1 year ago
Ha liked the last line
rockisdead1946 1 year ago
i'd fucking geek if i was her XD
thecrustycrew 1 year ago
Home Run Right? Jose Canseco
cleclicof 1 year ago 31
hahahaha @ 2:22
"Usually it says 'typing'"
"I can do that also..." *mouths* "with my dick"
neoteric90 1 year ago
hahhaa nice ben your bosss...
MrAeonzeon 1 year ago
"huuuuge job"
LOL!!!!
gebezeira 1 year ago
not funny.
senorchipotle 1 year ago
LOL
rjr27nh 1 year ago
LOL
rjr27nh 1 year ago
zoo books, lol
bsm6776 1 year ago
lol
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FailureToKeep 2 years ago
hahaha... that was really funny! if you guys want real advice Google "Interview Mastermind". Landon Long is really cool. I signed up for his newsletter and the tips and advices he gave really had helped me on my job quest.
FailureToKeep 2 years ago
hahahahhahahahaha omg that was hilarious
CianThEfuR 2 years ago
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this shit is so stupid! I hate this corny ass comedy!
d23a23n23 2 years ago
I would have hired him. ...Skynet. lol.
PissingRabbitProd 2 years ago 2
This is funny and all but the biggest flaw is that...if the resume was so obviously fake, he wouldn't have got the interview in the first place!
dawack1 2 years ago
Trying to bribe her for the job. That cracked me up!
cristop5 2 years ago 24
@cristop5 was just a dollar too lol.
keenkennyny 4 months ago
She actually thought about it when he mentioned the 20 inch dong lol.
HoodedSavior 2 years ago
Ok seriously... who videoed my last interview?
LOL
Awesome vid.
oOscURvyOo 2 years ago 3
zoobooks!
scarlettestr 2 years ago 31
@scarlettestr *reading zoobooks* just give me one...
miana90 1 year ago
I think that interview went rather well.
Unclevertitle 2 years ago
In reality he would have never made it to the interview stage.
Still, somewhat amusing. *Smile*
PetiteAristocrat 2 years ago
Hahah Best Part: 0:57
"Did you know elephants can feel grief?"
Fortinbras85 2 years ago 3
Funny, irrelevant and true....elephants mourn.
hrinmotion 2 years ago
I once put down on a resume that I worked for Globo-Chem's marketing division and I was a manager of a Fairlsey Foods. Unfortunately for me the person conducting the interview was a huge Mr. Show fan.
I didn't get the job.
kevinbrueck 2 years ago
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Sc00pii 2 years ago
so did he get the job?
cb46nep10 2 years ago
"did you know elephants can feel grief?
'ha ha ha
Anymajordude5 2 years ago
oh, i can do that as well...
with my dong... lol
wallacegrommit 2 years ago
That lady is a moron.
She already knew that the resume was fake, so why did she even take the time to interview him!
However this is supposed to be funny, which it was.
HIGH-larious. Two thumbs up.
fvyughbuy 2 years ago
terrible ladies
qxw66 2 years ago
"Its probably 917 something..." hahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Nearly pissed myself over laughing.
WellAlwaysHaveParis 2 years ago
job interviews are so gay, you have to act like a homo phony ass mafucka, as soon as im hired I put on my regular clothes let ppl see my arm tats and shit, like I hate it when they ask you Why You Want to work for them, especially at my age(17) I mean I just want money, they expect a fucking like "I want to help this company grow blah blah" fuck off, if interviewers are reading this, stop being such assholes and get some hiring done FFS all you care about is money too in the end, son of a bitchz
joepescifromcasino 2 years ago 2
lol.
good look getting or keeping a job with that attitude. enjoy loving like a bum dumb ass.
lionandlamb11 2 years ago
I think you mean "Good Luck", and "Living" not loving like a bum, secondly I'm only 17, any job I get now most likely won't turn out to be a career for me, minimum wage =/ , but atm all I want is the money, straight up, just like the majority of ppl my age.
joepescifromcasino 2 years ago
I agree with you...interviewers can be such tools.
Anymajordude5 2 years ago
That is how my interviews go.
EvilDemonBastard 2 years ago
LOL
pred123424 2 years ago
20 INCH DAWG!!!!!! hahahahaha
ramboswrath 2 years ago
dong?
bsm6776 1 year ago
I worked in HR for 16 years - staffing consultant for 10. Based on my professional experience I would say: HIRED!!!
vegaslover777 2 years ago 5