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  • Jean Ralphio anyone?

  • Lol I knew I'd seen this guy before! Jean-Ralphio! This guy is hilarious!

  • LOLOLOL i love ben shwartz

  • she wouldve hired him if she saw his 26 in dong

  • i got bored

  • wait elephants can what? what was his fun fact? lol

  • i fuckin love this dude he is hilarious

  • Whats with the girl from collegehumour?

  • dinner tonight... lol jake and amir reference

  • @West996 for shits & giggles

  • Ugh... that guy is the biggest sleazeball I've ever seen. Kinda makes me wanna punch him.

  • I kind of want to submit this application to see what happens. Yes, Bill Gates, here is my resume.

  • Huge Jump lol holy shit this is too funny.. i really wish i can go to an interview like this

  • Armi pur DOES exist. It makes room deodorants (In Greece at least)

  • im glad ive subed

  • this reminds me of jake and amir

  • Hey, it's John Ralphio

  • I can't stand when fucking girls yell like that, it makes me want to fucking hit them.

  • Already subscribed to this fucker! He's a gotdamm GENIUS!

  • jeez kevin, you want this guy to blow up? What did he do?

  • @ryudragon7 he meant for the channel to get noticed

  • @Hesstergon that's the one downside to the internet....you need to give extra effort to show that you're joking.

  • robocop and terminator. FAVED,LIKED,SUBBED

  • John Ralphio

  • Hahaha I loved the end of Parks and Rec tonight....

  • IT'S JOHN-RALPHEO!

  • can anyone tell me what he said right before she screamed at him at the end, something lets ask blank and see what happens

  • @deleetmeeh "Let's say I'm hired and see what happens"

    d

  • Kinda looks like Tarintino

  • Now what the hell is he not doing in jake and amir

    

  • JEAN RALPHIO!

  • O SHIT!!!! my phone # is 917 something!!!!

  • to make it amazing, you need amir :)

  • he is in some jake and amir episodes

  • i haven't seen a zoobook commercial in forever

  • Ben Schwartz is awesome!

  • MOTHA FUCKIN ZOO BOOKS

  • Why would she call him for the interview if she knew the resume was fake?

  • @West996 fake resume gets you a fake interview

  • @West996 She was going to ask a more qualified guy, but he took an arrow to the knee so she tried her luck with this guy. happy now? I answered you.

  • @West996 I don't think you understand that this is a skit

  • @West996 She wanted to verify his 20 inch dong ;)

  • @West996 Sometimes interviewer just make it on the spot to interview.

  • @West996 Obviously, she read the last part of his "special skills" and had to see for herself.

  • Amir should've been his reference

  • You watch a lot of movies :D 20" dayumm

  • HOLY SHIT ZOOBOOKS

  • BEN SCHWARTZ IS MY LIFE.

  • I was at SkyNet in 2003 making slap bracelets too!

  • Frickin' Zoobooks!!! I always wanted those as a kid...

  • He reminds me of Amir alot

  • Jean-Ralphio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The fuck is wrong with that lady?! You do NOT reject Jean-Ralphio. Mothafucka gets bitches left and right. Hes is a certified swagger.

  • isn't that guy from parks and rec?

  • Alright Zoobooks!!!!!! I used to get those in the mail all the time when I was a kid! :D

  • Flushed with Cash!!!!!!!!

  • Not available on mobile. Dislike

  • this guy is either the dumbest guy ever or the smartest...

  • wasn't very funny

  • lets say im hired and see what happens...lol genius!

  • WERE HAVE I SEEN THEI GUY BEFORE?!?!?!

  • Gotta love this video. You got a new subscriber buddy.

  • ZOOBOOKS! FUCK YEAH!

  • I was thinking ''where do i know this guy from'' for the whole video and I finally know. Jake and Amir of college humor

  • FUCK. I had a job interview today. WHY DIDN'T I WATCH THIS YESTERDAY :(

  • Kind of reminds me of Amir :)

  • this guys off jake and amir college humor

  • Dear god, holy smoke, this is it!

  • @flamboyantAstronaut wait....... you think you can stay awake longer than me, don't you?

  • 3 years at Skynet Hhahahahah

  • jean ralphio

  • shit, sorry, Skynet is shipment tracking comp., Cyberdyne is a robotic equipment company.

    if both of them DID watch the movie they'd know that Skynet was a name of the AI system produced by Cyberdyne.

    I see DUMB people, whhhoooooaaaa

  • @Yagdash fagots like u make my LOL hard kid, just watch the show and stfu or get dropped

  • @Freedomo

    your language is rude and you do illegal things.

    I suggest you go back to school, if you don't want to spend your life in jail.

    there are no girls in jail, the food and hygiene is bad and will make your acne worse.

  • @Freedomo

    what you wrote in your message is called "trolling" and is also kinda illegal on the internets

    unacceptable

  • btw, there is a Skynet, a Japanese company producing robotic exoskeletons.

    the future is here, assholes

  • we made slap bracelets.

  • JOSE CANSECO!

  • Thats John Ralphieo!! HAHA

  • @bdgusjr you mean jean ralphio . . .sigh

  • Why don't you have your own show Ben?! :O

  • I'd hire him just for reading the zoobooks!

  • These Bitches are rude 20 INCH DICK IN THERE MOUTH =)

  • I love this kid. more!

  • I would like to recommend you an ebook which helped me to find a job , I bought it on Amazon (very cheap) you have to write in search the title 30 MOST COMMON INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE LEARNERS (by Anna Piekarczyk), it's really worth buying and learning from for your job interview in English

  • lets say Im hired and see what happens

  • local jobs hiring careerstartlocation.info waiting for applicants

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  • to get a job go here ->careerstarts.info<-

  • local list of jobs bit.ly / jobsfind

  • lmao, well he sure had confidence XD

  • "Let's say I'm hired and see what happens"

  • 273 people did this

  • Don't you think he would have worked at Cyberdine and not Skynet?

  • 269 tried this...

  • Typical white American bitch thinking herself entitled.

  • we just uploaded a video called what not to do or say in a job interview - SPOOF check it out

  • what a bitch.

  • I always wanted to do something like this....

  • ppl do it everywhere,,,i would hide him seriously, for like sales job. Nothing wrong with his attitude.

  • he can type with his pennis!? 2:25

  • Throw the money into the corner so you can pick it up later. Good strategy!

  • @guyNbluejeans What does that have to do with this video??

  • Jewish comedy just doesn't do it for me anymore.

  • @TheCottonTop Unless we are talking about Sol Rosenberg.

  • @TheCottonTop here's an idea for you, SHUT THE HELL UP

  • what does it mean "20 inch dong"?

  • @honestly786 20 inch penis

  • Well I'm looking for a job so my next interview I'm gonna start out with asking if they knew elephants could feel grief. Hopefully they have a sense of humor

  • The secretary is from college humor!

  • Great video. You can also watch our guy make some funny job interview mistakes. Watch our 'Job interview body language' video.

  • It looked like a 1 dollar bill too.....hahahaha.

  • hilarious!!!!! lmao!!!!

  • Skynet. Lol. The company from robo cop.

  • nah. that one was from the terminator lol

  • Socks??

  • good dude...

  • "with ma dong" ;) haha

  • Ha liked the last line

  • i'd fucking geek if i was her XD

  • Home Run Right? Jose Canseco

  • hahahaha @ 2:22

    "Usually it says 'typing'"

    "I can do that also..." *mouths* "with my dick"

  • hahhaa nice ben your bosss...

  • "huuuuge job"

    LOL!!!!

  • not funny.

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • zoo books, lol

  • lol

  • hahaha... that was really funny! if you guys want real advice Google "Interview Mastermind". Landon Long is really cool. I signed up for his newsletter and the tips and advices he gave really had helped me on my job quest.

  • hahahahhahahahaha omg that was hilarious

  • I would have hired him. ...Skynet. lol.

  • This is funny and all but the biggest flaw is that...if the resume was so obviously fake, he wouldn't have got the interview in the first place!

  • Trying to bribe her for the job. That cracked me up!

  • @cristop5 was just a dollar too lol. 

  • She actually thought about it when he mentioned the 20 inch dong lol.

  • Ok seriously... who videoed my last interview?

    LOL

    Awesome vid.

  • zoobooks!

  • @scarlettestr *reading zoobooks* just give me one...

  • I think that interview went rather well.

  • In reality he would have never made it to the interview stage.

    Still, somewhat amusing. *Smile*

  • Hahah Best Part: 0:57

    "Did you know elephants can feel grief?"

  • Funny, irrelevant and true....elephants mourn.

  • I once put down on a resume that I worked for Globo-Chem's marketing division and I was a manager of a Fairlsey Foods. Unfortunately for me the person conducting the interview was a huge Mr. Show fan.

    I didn't get the job.

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  • so did he get the job?

  • "did you know elephants can feel grief?

    'ha ha ha

  • oh, i can do that as well...

    with my dong... lol

  • That lady is a moron.

    She already knew that the resume was fake, so why did she even take the time to interview him!

    However this is supposed to be funny, which it was.

    HIGH-larious. Two thumbs up.

  • terrible ladies

  • "Its probably 917 something..." hahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Nearly pissed myself over laughing.

  • job interviews are so gay, you have to act like a homo phony ass mafucka, as soon as im hired I put on my regular clothes let ppl see my arm tats and shit, like I hate it when they ask you Why You Want to work for them, especially at my age(17) I mean I just want money, they expect a fucking like "I want to help this company grow blah blah" fuck off, if interviewers are reading this, stop being such assholes and get some hiring done FFS all you care about is money too in the end, son of a bitchz

  • lol.

    good look getting or keeping a job with that attitude. enjoy loving like a bum dumb ass.

  • I think you mean "Good Luck", and "Living" not loving like a bum, secondly I'm only 17, any job I get now most likely won't turn out to be a career for me, minimum wage =/ , but atm all I want is the money, straight up, just like the majority of ppl my age.

  • I agree with you...interviewers can be such tools.

  • That is how my interviews go.

  • LOL

  • 20 INCH DAWG!!!!!!  hahahahaha

  • dong?

  • I worked in HR for 16 years - staffing consultant for 10. Based on my professional experience I would say: HIRED!!!