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  • BMW?...where? oh,that's not a BMW.No no no BMW's start with 6 and up. 325? how much? you're kidding right? I just thought you'd pay half as much for half the car... looks good in the drive-way though. Me? 1987 Buick. 3.8 yes it's a 231V6. I was making fun of your car because for $68 and a tune it's a 12 second car.. a Grand National, of course you've never heard of it Bmer boy. What's that in the garage? Sportster, yeah my wife loves her's. (first conversation with my future ex-brother-in-law)

  • WHO CARES HOW THEY RUN that is what mechanics are for

  • HOW CAN GM DO THIS IF THE PERSON RUNNING IT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT AUTOMOBILES. HE CAME FROM AT&T FOR CHRISTS SAKE. Sorry for the language

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  • yeah it is it got a $245 ticket for goin 62 9n a 55 i NYC

  • the phrase "adding a chip..." makes me throw up in my mouth, just a little. people who don't understand cars should walk. there is more to properly tuning a car. if you don't know how it works you shouldn't have a license. "fix my tire", "change my oil", pathetic if you ask me

  • i would agree with adding more things to helping tune a car, but a tuning chip is not bad especially when you start adding new timing addons, cams, pistons and your old chip will not be able to keep up.

  • regjoe30 speaks elitist crap

  • deltavee2 must go to jiffy lube. it kills me to see people have no want to understand how something they use every day works. take finland for instance, do you know what it takes to get a license there? look it up. heaps more knowlege than here.

  • adding a chip does alot perfomrance orianted... i throw up in my mouth when someone like you is watch FAST LANE DAILY... and yet your complaining how things arnt supposed to go fast.. shut the fuck up..

  • you musy own a 90's honda, those are the kind of people that make ignorant statements like that. please, tell me ALL the grand improvements putting a reprogrammed chip on a stock car has. if there are mods that drastically change air flow, such as forced induction or a longer stroke in accordance with a lumpy cam, the need IS essiential. but just putting any old "chip" as a beginning mod is stupid. would you use a ecu programmed to run a 900 hp honda on a 150 hp street version?YOU probably would

  • "people who don't understand cars should walk."

    I use my car to take me from point A to point B quicker and easier than walking (or other transport). Why should i learn more about cars just for that? It doesn't intrest me the slightest. The reason i clicked on this video was because i wanted to see how BMW turned out their 5-series GT. Why should i know about cars when there are mechanics to fix it for me?

  • those last couple of seconds where so funny, lmao!

  • I have to disagree with JF on one thing about the A3. It isn't small. It isn't the small bottom of the line car it was before. It isn't the small city car it was before. All considered though i like the A3... but maybe that's because I own an Audi?

  • you got Derek D. in the nuts? You bastard!

    longer episodes are always better, cept for the ones with pretty girls, but those are made longer... strike that, aha

  • Wow! I hope BMW doesn't put this car into production. It looks so shitty!

  • they are...so they said about X6...but it turns out to be one of the most brilliant looking Sport SUV

  • need's 3.2...:(

  • Derek D is a boss

  • lol Derek D just made my day.

  • JF got a mans haircut?

    That's a good call.

  • if it blips the throttle, then how do u compression brake or heal toe downshift properly?

  • uh, why would you want to heel-toe downshift in an automatic?

  • cops in here in illinois r douches so its no surprise they r #6 on the list

  • i think most cops are douches when it comes to traffic infractions, but good point lol.

  • New York is not a bad place for cops you can get away with 80 on the Palisades

  • lol sure

  • why the fuck is he driving on the double-yellow lane?

  • I absoloutely love driving in NJ. I've driven in nearly every state and a couple different countries. Nothing beats the traffic at 3 am on the turnpike or the horrible roads on the parkway. Let's not get started on the tolls. Lastly I really love the police. They are like mile markers. Every mile you see one. But speeding isn't a problem since the speed limit is about 80 mph and not the posted 60. Gotta love it. If you drive in NJ you will feel safe.

  • just some FYI, the Garden State Parkway is classified as one of the most well maintained roads in America

  • Derek D is GAY!!!!

  • wow derek, you are SO FAT!

  • really? wow, i thought i was more PH phat, then F Fat

  • thats so true i hate driving through NJ you see a cop every 5 minutes

  • Hello Derek. Revisit your geography class.  Wyoming's slogan is : "Like no place on Earth". It was even at the bottom of the "welcome to Wyoming" sign that you showed on the green screen. It's Montan's slogan that is "Big Sky Country."

  • really there is a state called Montan? I got ur back Derek

  • Way to bring the big guns, Marine. Now drop and give us about 50,000.

  • this commenter is about as funny as a tool..but i still like ya

  • The bmw 5 GT is very much like the citroen C6.

  • Except with split boot to open like a hatchback or a sedan(BMW says that sedan version is used to avoid cold air getting to the necks of the passengers ????!!!!???)

    and a higher ride height (higher than normal 5 but less than X6)

  • this video confirms my belief that New Jersey is the worst state you can possibly live in in the USA. I can't wait to move out of this godawful state forever. NJ is strictly for tourism in my view.

    That BMW looks much better from the inside. Much better than the M-B R-Class...

  • that bmw 5 GT reminds me of citroen C6

    its interesting concept but i i think it dont catch up in bmw customers....

    lool that test of audi A3 was totaly awfoul..

    and why to buy A3 ? its only rebranded golf

    i rather buy the original golf or skoda for even les money same engine, same equpment and even more alegrum

    and btw that golf, skoda or seat looks in this lowest spec(small hatch) way better then audi what looks good just from front bat the back is just horried

  • i almost puked when i saw that bmw.

  • That BMW looks ugly

  • nice polizei jacket jf, did alex roy hook u up?

  • That BMW looks like that Pontiac Aztec fail thing that was sold in the states.

  • bmw is a very good mark ;)

  • Brand?

  • he meant marque

  • smaked

  • I don't care about any of those brands...what about pontiac?

  • D.D. u should come out w/ the gxp

  • This was incredible!! I pretty much watched it twice.. haha you know in case I missed something ;) Loved it!

  • why does BMW keep on releasing these cars that look like crap?

  • BMW...

    What happened

  • thats what i was thinking, i guess it's necessary nowadays to have all these hideous models in order to make money. i guess it's ok as long as they keep releasing the type of cars they were known for, although they aren't really. so expensive

  • I'm not sure if this was pressure or something because of Porsche's ugly ass 4-door, or what? Did they flop in hiring bad designers? I mean, I give huge props to the new 3 series, new Z4, etc; but the line of cars they have that specialize in luxury (such as the 5, 7 series) have started to become bulkier and in my opinion less attractive.

    that's such a shame because that's what I loved about Beamers, their ability to create luxurious cars while maintaining a sporty, sexy look, you know?

  • yeah I do, i like bimmers more when they were sporty and simpler...but in today's market, you can't keep up without selling cars for mainstream people...u gotta heave all those "luxury" options and all those electronics, just not my style

  • BMW design = fail

  • Opel is huge in Europe, they certaainly sell as many cars as renault or peugeit if not vw

  • I like this episode alot.

  • I got a feeling that Derek will be receiving a mailbomb from JF very soon

  • "Get outta here...Shoo...I hate you"? You sound like my mother. I wanna see you beat that thing up!

  • doesn't VA give out really big speeding tickets?

  • Why did you go to SF to review the car ? Just wondering

  • and they like to break up the mcdonalds meets on 35 by monmoth mall on thursday nights

  • haha monmouth mall huh? That's Jersey represent! ha

    -Derek D.

  • Some Alan K? Where's that hairball been? Have him host with his son, Derek D.

  • this reviewer sucks. i think my mum could do a better car review

  • yeah

  • Where's the Cow on the commenter of the week? :D

  • $40K for an Audi A3?!? What overpriced junk! Bad review btw...

  • New Jersey is also number 2 for being the worst drivers in the nation with New York being number 1. So I can see why the Police are like that.

  • how is this a tuner friendly car? nobody would spend 40k for a a3 and spend even more money for upgrades. i would much rather get a gti which has the same engine

  • the a3 is a nice car but too expensive.

  • the BMW GT is fugly and 8 gears??? any more and it would be a mountain bike.

  • LOL mountain bike

  • Not really feeling the BMW GT. Looks too much like a hatch back. And this is coming from someone who likes the X6.

  • x6 is shit to

  • Hey DD when is FLD gonna animate the Feed sign so it can get some satisfaction for all your abuse of it? Kinda like that cow fight scene from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist." You could call it "Revenge of the Feed." I know, I know lame idea.

  • Derek should have knocked him out when he was in his face like that.

    You can tell that guy is one of those bully insecure prick types...

  • sorry dude but you couldn't be more wrong...JF is the furthest from a bully...all around good dude...remember it's a show ha

  • relax dude ! its staged ... its supposed to be funny.. its not serious.. its entertainment!

  • lol, i wasnt suggesting they were about to fight or anything. Just my analysis from watching him react with other people in other episodes.

  • how do FLD make their money? I don't get it.

  • Adds, product placement? Who knows? I think it might be a combination of many things.

  • Friday always = best show :D

    great job FLD!!!

  • That BMW GT is so ugly I threw up and the vomit was better looking than the car.

  • Derek D is funny.... good job dude..

  • thanks man!

  • the new sliding timecode makes it WAY easier to jump past the fld "commercials". thanks youtube!

  • stiqman you should be quiet about that or youtube will get wise and take it away!

  • the intro was funny

    I'd prefer the Audi with a strait manuel and 1:1 steering

  • "strait manuel"

  • a "strait Manuel" ? lol

  • well sorry it was late and I was tired lol

  • good GOD that new bimmer is a hideous piece of crap. Whoever is responsible for the design of their vehicles has really lost it....theyre killing BMW's rep!

  • Looks a HELL of allot better than the new Hondas and Toyotas.

  • bgood

  • Yeah I think that's true with the hole NJ thing. Because I this use my car to drive to work and it's only 6 miles form my hosue but I have to leave an hour before I start work because the cops. They stop me because they say my car is to low???? What's an stiuped thing to stop me for because today when I was coming home an BMW and an Ford was racing on a 2 way road. and they try giving me an ticket because my car is to low.... Pigs.

  • A new GM supercompetitor? Sounds like a modern day Iron Curtain deal. I'd rather the X6 than the 5-Series GT. I still miss late 1990s BMWs, where styling was really on-point (to me). All I know of New Jersey some stuff I've heard about road rage at the New Jersey Turnpike. Nice Commenter of the Week material and cool joke. I LOVE San Francisco, and that Audi A3 is as lovely as San Francisco. I do wish it had the A4's lighting style. Don't forget the Coca-Cola 600 too, Derek D.! Take care, FLD!

  • dont mess with wyoming

  • can you do a ftdetour of the audi s8? i really liek that car and want a professional review of it. Thanks

  • triple D do a barrel roll. on the feed

  • man, the new 5 is ugly

  • "get out of here, shoo, ... i hate you" was a great line. the LEDs on audis make the cars look sooo great. the FLDetours was good today. can you drive the Audi S5 (or maybe RS5 when, and if, it comes out)

  • the bmw GT

    one of the horrid thing Made

    if anyone give it to me

    I will not allow myself to be see me in it

    But i will immediately Sell the car

    Because it will be very expensive

  • Great piece of poetry, lol. *golf clap*

  • ˙ʇı ɟo ʇno lləɥ əɥʇ əunʇ puɐ 3ɐ ɐ ʎnq ʎləʇıuıɟəp plnoʍ ı

  • only 547 views and 99 comments? tough times for FLD?

  • The end was great :D

  • woo hoo! friday!!!

  • Love how every one going turbo gonna be standard soon

  • Well turbos are effecient.. should have been standard 40 years ago like they are in diesels.

  • Cut the feed bullcrap Derith.That act is almost as old as my grandpa's penis.

  • haha...going to still do the feed stuff, but i wanted to acknowledge your comment because the "...old as my grandpa's penis." line is friggin hilarious...well done

    -Derek D.

  • The 5-GT looks well um uh hmmmm........

  • Love the new A3

  • SAAB's logo is awesome.

    Agree?

  • AGREE

  • You say don't get fired... It just as hard to get hired from all the sexual harassment that goes on in "inter-views" :(

  • LMAOOO "inter-views"

  • I'm not a big fan of that new BMW. It looks like some retarded station wagon.

  • DD gets nutted! loool

  • You make fast lane daily news feed box sad.

  • my comment was better then that piece of shit.

  • Many of my clients are 7 series owners. I often have rides in their 7 series. Apparently these mildly rich people get 7 series because of its legrooms; they don't seem to be interested in the nifty features. If the 5 series GT has legroom of the 7 series, I can see some consumers from the 7 series segment shift their purchases to the 5 series GT.

  • Hahahaha the end I was wetting myself!

  • i always Thought that Texas was the worst specially in el paso county

  • wow... ive had it... i useto be a BMW guy but lately ive been doubtful and now this 5 series won me over to mercedes...

  • VW REALLY Needs to bring over an A3 TDI Or something!

    a cute lil 40-mpg luxury car

    and yeah, BMW should just stick to 5-series wagon instead of that ugly hatch-thing

  • Small diesel cars are uncool. TDI only good for cruising and nothing else.

  • but they got lots o' torq

  • !!!akcus uoy no poop annaw I

  • ןoן dn ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇnɥs

  • WTF? How did you do that(the upside down text)?

  • ˙ʇı ɹoɟ ǝʇıs ǝןoɥʍ ɐ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝןƃooƃ oʇuı ƃuıdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn uı ǝdʎʇ ʇsnɾ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʍɐu ˙ƃuıdʎʇ ǝןıɥʍ uʍop ǝpıs dn puɐʇs ʇsnɾ ǝןdɯıs sʇı just type it in on google.

  • that's cool!!!

  • Hahahaha, love how everyone is getting a heart attack on all of BMW's new cars after they been complaining beforehand. Bet everyone wants Chris Bangle back now.

  • nope

    these were probably designed during his reign of terror--car design cycle is loooooooong

  • My god that BMW looks ugly, looks like they gave the drawing pen to a child with a bad youth or something :/ and that A3 is expensive! I'd rather buy an A4 2.0 TDI With few options.

  • They need to make a new BMW M1.

  • now it's BMW vs Porsche Panamera

  • I love you BMW, but what's with the circumcised station wagon?

  • BMW 5-Series GT = AMC Gremlin for the 21st century.

  • BMW should bring the 1 series hatchback to the US cause small premium cars are getting very popular

  • 40k for the audi a3? that's ridiculous, that's the same price that bob lutz estimated for the chevy volt, I can buy a 370z for less than this.

  • Indeed!

  • 40 grand for a luxury GTI? I much rather have the VW

  • It's not even that. GTI would leave it behind on a track.

  • who the F*#%k keeps comming up with the new BMWs?

  • BMW STOP FAILING.

  • BMW is slowly ruining the designs of their cars. Ahhh.

  • yea, who in the right mind thinks that GT looks any good, so ugly....

  • Now that Chris Bangle is out, BMW is getting some real ugly cars coming out.. OUCH!

  • Oh come on, you gave the Audi whore an audi to review?

    Sham.

  • i love the A3 review!

  • I live in Ohio...my dad has a '65 "Vette and a '69 Chevell SS in the works...LET'S GO RCACIN'!

  • who keeps designing this BMW's??? come on just go outside and shoot them on the head, thats the look only a mother could love

  • yes, thats a good idea, lets shoot them on the head. lol.

  • I dunno ... they already got rid of Chris Bangle who was infamous for for his ummm ... "contentious" design choices.

  • more people will buy this BMW more than the X6

  • mitsubishi evo tuning FTW

  • new bmw gt is half ugly half pointless

  • lol

  • My god that 5 series is ugly.

  • agreed

  • agreed

  • Hay J.F. did you say that the A3 would be a good tuner car, "a grate car for the least ammount of money" now, if somebody wanted a car to tune you could get a Mustang GT with a 5 speed and sync for 30K that would leave 10K for a supercharger, exhaust, gears, etc. so even though the A3 might be a nice tuner friendly car is is not cheap, nor would it be cheap to tune. just have to nit pick. good job otherwise

  • Good point, especially considering the Mustang is so easy to tune with plenty of aftermarket parts available. But if you are a German nerd like myself, its an easy way to start if you still want the luxury image. An A3 is an awesome sleeper.

    JF

  • true there is nothing like a German sleeper

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  • The casual Derek D.

  • lol derek it looked like the car was almost driving into houses and stuff, lol I wish it was.. great episode anyway rofl love it

  • The organization Prevention of Cruelty to Feeds would like to have a talk with the FLD team... lol

    Keep up the good work and have an outstanding holiday.

  • Big Sky country is Montana!!!!

  • Does the Detour guy know what double yellows are?

  • No violence towards the feed bar today? lol.

  • I'm getting bored with the FEED. I think it should beat the crap out of Derek now.