Family Guy Canadian Alcatraz

[TokyoFMNA]

He probably came back.

[danbeb]

K seriously we Canadians don't have these retarded accents lol

[tora0neko]

More of an American prison

[kensley94]

yeah Iv seen on national geographic that most canadian houes doors are not locked.

Bcause for 80% in canada theres no such thing like crime.

not my words straight fresh from NG.

btw now we make fun of canedians?

lol

[Ajnin42]

@kensley94 Micheal Moore does not count as a reliable source. Even if his stupid ass is allowed to show his movies on NG.

[Kroepian]

Thats not canadian alcatraz. Thats Arkham Asylum

[keyblademan1]

Wow this is why I always get sent rheee

[50Dashes]

I'm offensive and I find this Canadian.

[AngryBroomHandler]

I wish everyone was this laid back.

[TheHighRoller473]

He was back by bedtime.

[imRyRy]

It's funny because it's true.

[EuropeanTourism]

Just watched Clint Eastwood for 2 hours escaping from San Francisco Alcatraz, this was over in 7 seconds lol.

[warisanswer]

@EuropeanTourism all he had to do was ask

[Koenstuurwold0]

OKEY

[racewalker9999]

That's stupid and stereotypical, in Canada our prisons don't have metal doors and keypad locks. Why would we need them?

[pixiegurl88]

Canadians would have said Thank you.

[cannibalgourmet]

I'll have you know that was Friendly Pete, Canada's most notorious criminal! He once rode on mooseback across our great land, robbing banks of brightly coloured money using notes on nice stationary that said: "Please give all the money eh?Thanks!"

[Jaylikesgreen]

I'm from Canada, that's fairly accurate, if you don't want to get in trouble or have any serious consequences for committing serious crimes, come to Canada.

[NeonYelloReviews]

I'm offensive, and I find this Canadian.

[100mLTbolt]

key...

[tommyOmegaz]

And not a single fuck was given that day....

[Apollon0817]

Okey :)

[VonSwaggerHippo]

lolol tht actually happened at prison near where i live the man escaped(didn't ask) got his lotto 649 tickit and came back :D

[Gohlper]

I changed my windows log off sound to "Just be back by bedtime."

[lovehalo3bungie]

@Gohlper Great Idea!

[JohnTheKiller11]

@Gohlper how?

[madmansully123]

@Gohlper how do you do that?

[TheOneAhenwood]

@Gohlper HOW?

[Hellocookie059]

As a canadian prison guard i find this... Amazingly Accurate!

[damagkhrab]

oookay

[VinnDiddy]

They way they talk is definitely a reference to Rick Moranis

[BurntAce]

You should see the guy in the nest cell. When they said come back he said "no"

[buttsaab2520]

i <3 CANADA!!!

[303Recon]

@buttsaab2520 canadas gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buttsaab2520]

@303Recon oh comon...it's not that gay :P

[NeonYelloReviews]

@303Recon Your gay you prick.

[303Recon]

@NeonYelloReviews man fuck you mama

[NeonYelloReviews]

@303Recon I'm not gay, sorry

[Clipper1094]

Its funny how Americans like to poke fun at Canadians but the only thing they can actually make fun of is how polite they are.

[CCCasper23]

Ten bucks he came back to hear the bed time story.

[XxCDNxOFFICERxX]

XD



[Djrowling]

haha

[urrejhipokritet]

I live in Vancouver and nobody I have ever met has an accent like that, it's like assuming all Americans wear cowboy boots and go "yee-haww" 24/7

Still, this video was funny as hell XD

[SuperAwsomeDude12]

@urrejhipokritet YEAH!!And all Mexicans don't use condoms,Or black people jump high,or if Jews really like money!!!

[wasam2000]

He Comes Back Police: Your Here

Prisoner:Can I Go Out Now

Police:Ok Come back In Dinner Time

Prisoner:Okee

[YourFriendlyTroll]

@wasam2000 What you said was not funny at all.

[matiasalba46]

oky

[navystardust12]

OMG CANADIANS DONT HAVE ACCENTS. Other than that I'm not offended.

[Mamsaturatdevoi]

@navystardust12 They actually do on words like 'about' and 'out'.What Family Guy did was to make EVERY word they say sound weird like those words :) It's all about exaggerating - that's why it's funny :)

[navystardust12]

@Mamsaturatdevoi blehhhh no we dont. ;( and americans say weird stuff too. they say "ditails" instead of "details" and "mum" instead of "mom".

[Mamsaturatdevoi]

@navystardust12 Sure they do,but they rarely have a pattern that they follow and that makes it hard to make a joke about how they talk.While canadians on the other hand always respect the pattern on words like 'about' 'out' 'without' etc. Anyway,you shouldn't feel offended or anything,they are clearly exaggerating the 'accent' just for it to be funny.

[SATELITESTRIKE]

i bet the only reason the canadian is in prison is because he drank to much and crashed his car into a old grandma

[clikityclak]

Great accent hahaha

[Smanlopez]

i just commented on this video but imma do it again.

[Smanlopez]

i predict there r gonna b fights in the comments . CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

[megamormonman3212]

@Smanlopez No, this is the Internet.

[KaozzOfFilth]

Okeeh ^.^

[CanadianStereotype]

If Canadians are as nice as Seth depicts them as I doubt anyone would be in prison.

[JamesLeeway]

Im Canadian.. And that was funny as fuck!

[TheMysterySpartan]

16 people didn't comeback by bedtime.

[MrIronglass]

make it loop

[LogoWire]

10 bucks He came back.....



[penguin12123434]

xD funny :P

[Negamaru9114]

This video is really wrong,that guard is holding a gun

[blitzdatmaul]

@Negamaru9114 get some originality :P

[venomchris]

lol its true, i probably would go back

[EdMynx32]

They sound like chef from sesame street

[Tenacityful]

15 people came back at bedtime.

[Zombie14Slayer]

Sad thing is, he probably came back by bed time...

[wantedwanted21]

Thats it,im going to Canada

[HSSpeC]

xD its so true all canadian are friendly

[tinynoah21]

I bet he came back

[concealedknight]

@tinynoah21 In Canadian jails, healthcare is the best in the world and is still free.

[ADogX]

ok so if you have to go to jail go there LOL

[wondermega4ever]

This guy who escaped should get his on spin-off right after he closed the door.

[Davetacular45]

lol the voices make me laugh.

"Just be back buh budtime"

"ooohkee"

[Calgarylames]

Not only did he come back... He brought Timmys

[horderulzforever]

@Calgarylames That's the Canadian way!

[MilleniumKidsAreGay]

Canadians r the nicest people that you will ever meet.

[theunrealbro4939]

ookee

[oobaby85]

LMFAOOOOO hahah " can i goo oout"

[RyuuzakiBr]

The most funny is, he probably came back...

[CyberSlayer128]

@RyuuzakiBr of course. He's learning from his mistake, why do you think he's there? 11PM curfew has a meaning.

[InjuredSpark]

It's not bad being a pothead

[blazingfiregraff]

he probably came back...

[PikminExpert]

@blazingfiregraff That was what I was going to say.

[ModelOmega]

I fucking hate our legal system, it frees murderers and imprisons innocents.

[SereneSatellites]

@ModelOmega You're an idiot. Canada has one of the best legal systems in the world.

[ModelOmega]

@SereneSatellites Not where I live

[SereneSatellites]

@ModelOmega Then you obviously don't live in Canada.

[soravnaruto]

@SereneSatellites so pretty much u smack talked someone that was NOT bagging on canada and made a silly mistake ? :)))))

[ASIA2009g8]

@ModelOmega How does it do either of those?

[PazouwhProductions]

This was awesome xD

[DarkCyclonic]

I don't see how this represents my country......someone explain please?

[8Splendiferous8]

@DarkCyclonic you guys are stereotyped to be extremely nice and trusting and hospitable. i know. it's offensive, isn't it?

[marleycake]

@8Splendiferous8 nobody knows enough about canada to have a stereotype, the truth is with legal prostitution and legal heroin injection sites and legal peyote and medical marijuana with laws that rarely get inforced and free healthcare and with the drinking age at 18 is just like a shit slide...WE ARE REALLY FUCKED UP lol but in a good way ROFL

[8Splendiferous8]

@marleycake okay, calm the fuck down.  i said it was the stereotype. another stereotype is that you're drunks and potheads, so if that makes you feel better, there you go.

[marleycake]

@8Splendiferous8 i was not articulating agression, i was just stating the differences between the rest of america ( the states and latin american) just because it is legal upnorth doesn't mean we are all drug addicts. elaborate where you get these impressions? i get the impression that all you people are subjectivly refined by the ronald reagan campaigns by in the way DO MY CAPLOCKS SCARE YOU LOL be a little more rhetoric sir, i'm wondering if you even replyed to the right comment ?

[8Splendiferous8]

@marleycake no, i replied to the right comment. i was merely informing an uninformed canadian as to why this is considered funny. my retort to you, sir/ma'am (by the way, i'm a chick, thanks for asking), was, "calm down as it's only a stereotype, which, by definition, is not necessarily true." oh, and, mr./ms.-i'm-so-smart-i-use-wor­ds-like-"articulating"-and-"re­fined"-and-"rhetoric," i believe, through observation of your context, you meant to say "conveying," "characterized," and "rhetorical."

[661Sunshine]

@8Splendiferous8 lol stupid american

[8Splendiferous8]

@661Sunshine HA! the irony...

[8Splendiferous8]

@661Sunshine HA! the irony...

[darkknight302]

lol i love these canadian jokes but don't think it's that easy to get out of trouble here

[heyj64]

10 people were Canadian Guards

[Dolmaner]

GO CANUCKS

[rajbirthaper]

LOL

[SomeOtherDude279]

thats why theres so may serial killers on the loose

[xkillingxtime]

@SomeOtherDude279 actually most serial killers are found in the US... i dont think so

[SomeOtherDude279]

@xkillingxtime mmm i guess you're right

[zc630]

its people like Badazzcommentz and hockeyfanredwings that give america the bad reputation we have right now. im especially ashamed because i also am a fan of the red wings. :( (p.s. hockeyfanredwings, your name is the most stereotipical canadian name ive ever seen, so your kinda being redundant.)

[colonel24567]

@zc630 i still don't understand why people hate America so much, its not that bad of a place to live you know compared to other places.

[MsJB1234567]

Wow that cop is redarded

[GnomePuntingftw]

@MsJB1234567 Wow, you seriously don't understand the humor we Canadians have...

[SuperSkinnywhiteboy]

okai

[mattinapie]

9 people didn't come back by bedtime, OKEY!

[Donzieja]

LOL this was on like... 5 minutes ago.. so I looked it up..

Right? Right? "yes..."

[snowjet14]

Now staring Sean Connery

[shmuli9]

@kilt41 Heh heh... OK...

[shmuli9]

This is amusing. Canadians also pay a special tax if they want to murder someone and must ask the prospective victim nicely if it's all right to kill them.

[KevinT22]

I'm canadian and this is hilarious, we're actually hard as fuck though

[bigsietesiete]

@Darksorrows101666 it's in Canada so it might not be an island

[MeinBart]

@bigsietesiete every continent is some kind of island ;)

[Darksorrows101666]

remember he may not be back by bedtime but hes on a island, cant escape so uh he has to come back if he wants to live :|

[thecanadainredneck53]

fail yep i said it

[jesst666]

dont worry everyone i came back before bedtime

[Lanedog20]

8 people were not back by bedtime.

[SOUTHPARKFOREVER240]

He was back 5min before bedtime.

[jesus21228]

30th time replaying and its still hilarious xD

[RazielFallenAngel]

"Homosexual voice: 4 came back by bedtime".

Fuck you all that keep saying the same shit in every fucking video, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Coltaculuss]

@RazielFallenAngel

8 people didn't come back by bedtime.

/trollface

[BrianSouvannarath]

89 came back before bed time 7 didn't

[MasterOfChaos101]

okee ^-^

[greegry]

Lol the reason for that was because he did come back by bed time, it was Tim Hortons night!

[VictoriatheNomad]

4 people came back by bedtime

[Acolytes245]

did that even make sense!?

[EzraMurdock115]

@Acolytes245 The joke is canadian prisons arent as brutal as the U.S jails.

[LESLIExCHOW]

worst combo lock ever

[doctorseaweed]

How can that be Alcatraz? When he opened the door there where mountains everywhere, alcatraz is a island.

[ThePotterman10]

Haha, silly Family Guy, Canadian prisons don't have locks on their doors!

[vengefulspirit99]

he prob came back. that's the sad part

[mizzSHADYgurl]

the weird accent is what made me laugh. but it isnt canadian at all xD

[Westshark899]

NOTE: He came back.

[Cam3121]

Check my family guy vids out

[IndianaJoker]

yeah, i think he came back by bedtime.

[videohead118]

FAKE AND GAY! Canadians don't go to prison. :)

[xgmb45]

lol, actually implying that canadian prison guards have guns

[xradio86]

@xgmb45 we dont

[Th3Apollo7]

@xgmb45 lol. its funny cuz its true!

[indianajones703]

@xgmb45 it says alcatraz man. they had guns there too.

[ninjarain1022]

As a Canadian, I find this funny especially the voices. I don't think the guy came back

[Kisamewithpopsicle1]

I am canadian and am not offended by this its hilarious

[Johonywuzhere]

funny, but not true.

[Cutelilteen]

I'm Canadian, and I'm ashamed to admit that's not too far off from the truth.

[TheWakeboy1]

wat season and episode is this i wana see this one =)

[lovehalo3bungie]

@TheWakeboy1 The Former Life of Brian (season 06 episode11)

[scarstripes9]

canada is amazing dont even try to deny that

[TheLeftcoaster]

A fairly adequate portrayal of the Canadian judicial system. 

[Cowarrior11]

@TheLeftcoaster No its not, we don't have rifles.

[kitkatcutie520]

I love the voices

[24788]

Guys I don't want to alarm you, but this isn't real. This is not actually how it happens in Canadian prisons. In Canadian prisons gaurds don't actually ask you if you want to leave and come back. They just let you leave and usually don't say anything because they are too busy losing to Americans at x box 360. Just thought I'd let you guys know that.

[zc630]

@24788 *sigh* its exactly people like you that give america the bad reputation we have right now. 

[bloorocks1]

Okaii! ^.^

[asd87877]

I love how the highest rated comments are the opposites of each other

[ingamrvr]

@asd87877 me to

[OrlyYaRlyK]

As a Canadian, I fucking LOL'd!

[Simoncanada]

Is that our accident? Lol.

[DaFrozenBanana]

cut it short enough?...but yeah still funny

[YourVideosSuckDick]

LMFAOOOOOOOO, i love being canadian <3

[RagedAssassin]

Lol

[TeHRuNeScApEGuY100]

As funny as this is, this is pretty stereotypical. I am Canadian, by the way. I love this show and this made me laugh. Lol we aren't really like that, though :)