The Best Scene in "In Bruges"

[wtg2989]

LOL the dwarf didn't even do anything and he karate chopped him!

[hurleyshane]

I love the way he pronounces "Racist Dwarf"

[gorgelgrugg]

@hurleyshane +1

[resurgem8]

This is a really great film. If you havent seen it yet then you are missing out!

[Sapatero65]

)))

[DopamineRush]

Is he taking a wee or a poo?

[HorribleSonofa]

Favorite line:

"It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?"

[abelincoln16x]

the whole movie is full of "best scenes" :)

[DragonCommando1998]

8 People didn't know he left the workshop

[terryeggett1]

maybe you should have a go!

[TheRealCatnut]

sure is dark, couldn't they afford some lights? or at least a scriptwriter with a decent vocabulary, what a pile of crap, stooping to Dwarf jokes is just sad

[KGBosh]

@TheRealCatnut A screenwriter with a great vocabulary sometimes has to write for a character with a limited one. You should actually see the movie, it's very intelligent and deep, a tragic dark comedy.

[Wesleech]

This movie proves that there are still good dark comedies out there.. you just have to look for them, and not be on horse tranquilizers at the time.

[Synthiotics]

@Wesleech and not all of them are in english

[E6ABHnavy]

I love it later when he apologizes for the karate chop

[1996aspasia]

colin:back off shorty

shorty:you don't know karateeeeaa

colin:....short ass!!!hahah

[SumoBasumatary]

Anyone who doesn't like this movie, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. HA!!

[lindamar325]

jajajaja love colin farrell

[redbazinga]

Best scene is Ken's death to 'On Raglan Road' beautiful

[GigityGigity90]

The fat Americans is the best scene but this is still funny haha

[natpakpartdeux]

The funniest scene is right before this one. "You two are weird. Would you like to do some cocaine?"

[RandomDude372]

i think both the actor thought they had the line " don't say you didn't have it coming" at 0:18 and that's why they both say it out of sync but they just went along with it lol

[cuervomania74]

he did pick up a very beautiful prostitute

[partygirl209]

he's not short...he's vertically challenged!!

[stringerboi]

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[madguyx13]

This is the funniest scene! I believe the second should the "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT." followed in third by the one where ray hits the canadians with the bottle.

fun fact this film has more curse words than the actual minutes

[SuperDedo77]

hahahahah hoooaaaaa THE BEST

[alpacinoravidutt]

That midget looks like South african cricketer Albie Morkel

[LilyWhiteRiot]

The best scene is the one before the credits. It's about 1hr45mins long

[SAMDARBY123]

Best line: 'That's for John Lennon ya yanky fuckin' cunt.'

[RTLthings]

"2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf" my favorite line in the whole film

[davidridger]

Did anyone think that maybe the film making jokes about midgets was to help the story elements.. I meen has anyone seen the last scene. You are going to want to make the character who causes one of the antagonists to kill himself and getting karate chopped is pretty memorable. Wil farrell plays that character but I don't think he walks around with the director and film writer beating down midgets. Do you think the story writer of 'This is England' actually believe Foreigners should be alienated.

[dwaynebenzie33]

Two Manky Hookers and A Racist Dwarf is my new band name.

[Fettster777]

when the midget guy falls he has the most painful look on his face.

[mormonjoe]

@Fettster777 Which is stupid, considering he only fell like 8 inches...

[carolineindenver]

I utterly loved the WHOLE movie, darkly brilliant, and the city looks a little dour

but also mystical............"LIKE A FAIRY TALE", now I want to go to Bruges

[michaelaffatato]

I have been to Bruges several times; love it. More pertinent, LOVE this movie. Great balance of humor, action, drama; superb acting, great imagery....By far one if the finest I've seen in a while.

[casper123]

Would love to visit Bruge.

[Haldinyar]

@casper123 Its like a fairy tale :P.

[SuperDaveBrooks]

Back off shorty!

[snake88083582]

th best one is the aye aye scene :)

[CharlieeManshsings]

Ahhaahahahhahahhhh !!!!!!!!!!!! makes my day everytime i watch it !!

[Afgsusan1]

LMAO Collin and his Irish accent! I love it and it made this scene even more hiarious

ShartAss! hahha

[Haldinyar]

@Afgsusan1 Lol that's the way he actually talks.

[joejwt]

Haha I just noticed theres an error in this, the old guy mistakenly says Colin Farrells line "don't say you didnt have it coming"!

[Jefflebowski95]

@joejwt i doubt that's a mistake.

[QuikDJ]

Best scene is YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!! uttered by harry

[AAandries]

@QuikDJ agreed, that was epic :p best insult ever

[TheScienceFoundation]

@QuikDJ "I'm sorry, you're not an inanimate object"

[heartsboxcars]

Has anyone uploaded the scene where Ray blinds Chloe's "boyfriend" with the blanks? That's my favorite scene, and I'd like to show it to someone.

[edderd8]

@heartsboxcars he wasn't her bf anymore. He is her exbf which she asked not to come cause she really want to do something with Ray. Normally he come to rob people. 

[thumpervids]

Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

I retracted it, didn't I

[mrlebowski33]

@thumpervids Epic lines!

[GuardianAngel5150]

Nah the best scene is the "Harry" telegram.

[ericcartmansh]

Short arse hahahahahaha

[Jacko459]

Aha, Irish guys and a midget, coincidence?

[Marcskys]

ahahah "2 mangky hookers and a racist dawve i think if heading home" lol

[ericcartmansh]

@Marcskys i think he says two monkey hookers.

Short arse is hilarious

[A7EX]

@ericcartmansh

he says 'manky', as in scabby, scummy, filthy &tc

[ThatDeadboyGhost]

maybe if i grew up on a farm... and was retarded...

[tubbawubba]

"two manky hookers and a racist dwarf" will always be a great night in my books.

[secondaryboy]

Ray: back off shorter

Midget: u dont know karate

Ray: (dunk) shorters

Me: hahahhhahha

[ripper3707]

Nope best scene is on the train:

*Long silence*

Man: "Are you off to Belgium on buisness?"

Harry: *looks idly out otf the window* "If I wanted a conversation with a cunt. I'd have gone to the have a conversation with cunt shop" *stares at the man*

[ToaztBusterz]

McDonagh is talking shit all he did was rip off "I Went Down" and set it in Belgium. Bravo you fucking genius

[WatchingITonline]

My favourite is the one when he beats up those Canadians in the restaurant. "THIS IS FOR JOHN LENNON, YOU YANKY FUCKING CUNNT"

[Brendan2080]

By far not the best scene in the movie. Mine is "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"

[books0from0boxes]

"Back off shorty!"

"You don't know karate!"

(karate chop to the shoulder)

"Argh!"

[fairiebee]

I am terribly ashamed at myself for finding this so damn amusing.

[Cassius10761]

Would ya like some of these Dim Dims?

[tuanomsoc]

I love that I wanted to find exactly this scene and it was the highest youtube hit for my search:

in bruges karate

Fantastic.

[REMsleeper428]

LMFAO. WTF?!

[popaddict]

This film is brilliant on so many levels. So many memorable scenes.

SHORTARSE! :D

[BURNINGHAMMER76]

this was excellent cept i was really feeling the ending

[MonkeySpank100]

Best movie i've seen in a long time

[opmofmind]

indeed that was a classic part "you hit the canadian?"

[salomejumala]

@opmofmind no he says "you HEAT the canadian?" LOL

[opmofmind]

Lol its such a great movie colin ferrel's face when he repeats the gaurd is classic another timless hit for the family to watch:)

[samazing18]

@opmofmind,

this is absolutely not a movie for the family to watch

[guitarboy137]

@samazing18

i second that, watched it with my mom, she hates the word cunt, she turned it off

watched it later when she wuz asleep

[Shenaniganz23]

*girl swings bottle at colin ferrell's head*

"AHHH! A BOTTLE!!"

*knocks girl out in one punch*

"DON'T BOTHER!"

[chardonnay112]

I like the bar scene with the midgit :)

[ghostwhisper666]

i liked the scene in the restaraunt...

[TheScienceFoundation]

This scene is great but I still think

"What are they doin over there? They're filmin something. They're filmin midgets!"

is the funniest line in the movie.

[aR3DF0Xa]

@TheScienceFoundation no no no its gotta be either that one or "yes it does! the fookin vietnamese!" or "thats for john lennon too ye yankee fookin cunt!" priceless those are the top three however i agree

[Fredwilson45]

@TheScienceFoundation 

[mrlebowski33]

@TheScienceFoundation I'd have to agree with you!

[jonnybowker09]

@TheScienceFoundation hahaha yea your bang on there mate, been looking for that scene on here lol

[TheScienceFoundation]

@jonnybowker09 /watch?v=eShXvAyfFjM

[Cla900]

@TheScienceFoundation

and don't forget

'A BOTTLE!'

and

'that's for john lennon, you yankee fucking cunt!'

and

'what am i trying to say? you're a bunch of fuckin elephants'

and..

ok the list is fucking endless lol

[TheScienceFoundation]

@Cla900 "YOU EET ZE CANADIAN" :D lol

[marta030796]

@TheScienceFoundation I think that the line " YOU 'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT "  is better :D

[saunjuan2]

@TheScienceFoundation ima go with your an inanimate fucking object

[FesterCrust]

lol!

[cloak002]

"two mangy hookers...and a racist dwarf..."ahahahahaha

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

I like this scene, but I really like it when he gets in the fight with the Canadians.

:D

[chalommm]

my favorite!

[cuntscab555]

i keep saying, funniest thing is surprise hitting a child. karate chopping a dwarf was GENIUS funny

[Penglens]

"SHORTARSE!!!!!", lol

[Howardldean]

They say " dont say you didn't have a proper party" NO IDEA how I just heard it but I did, listen! Lmao.

[arcwelder9999]

I like the outrageous "shootout" dialogue better.

[Shonely]

hahhahaha

[tomthegreat29]

oh they say 'don't say you didnt have it comin' haha but i think only farrell was ment to say it haha

[magicnlove]

haha what does he say right after he karate chops the poor dwarf...i never reallly get that

[ImHermanHearMeRoar]

He said "short arse" That's what some people in England, Ireland, and those countries use as the word ass

[magicnlove]

oh i got that, that part where they simultaneous say "dont say i......" thats where i got confused lol

[ImHermanHearMeRoar]

You what Ken said? Oh, yeah I don't know. lol

[amlor88]

they say "dont say you didnt have it comin'"!

[magicnlove]

ty i can sleep at night

[tomthegreat29]

no 'magicnlove' means at 0:20, i can't work it out either they both say it and it sounds like a mistake but i doubt it is.

People miss this because they are laughing so much at the midget getting pwned haha

[randomrooster68]

best movie scene of 2008

[decca400]

the dawrf got karate chopped hahahahaha

[LoneStarLynch]

you dont know karate AAAGGGH!

[HaRsHcAnDy]

lol

[TheF3ar3d]

and a racist dwarf :P