Al Bundy philosophy about beer

[omegaiceman1]

king bundy at his best



[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

"- But unlike evolution, I’m not letting you off the hook, Al. Now can you please tell me what a woman’s body have to do with selling beer?"

[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

@gartano90

All right. Number one: If it wasn’t for beer there’d be at least 3 people who probably wouldn’t be marriaged. Me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Mary Presley. And number two: since men buy beer, advertiser have to cater to what we want, and hold on to your „coined cup pipe” *, we like pretty women. Ergo pretty women sell good products, ugly women sell, um, tennis rackets. Pretty women, cars; ugly women, mini-vans. Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer.

[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

@gartano90

*: I didn’t understand this part, I am not a native english speaker either.

[MrHarrylime79]

A fundamental truth that no one would speak on TV today or they'd lose their job. screw political correctness, it sucks.

[kingposeidon1]

Al Bundy is mostly right about why men buy beer as a marketer we know the niche audience for beer is men, but there are also women who drink beer too! So we advertise mainly for men.

[Darin06]

Hail the king of men

[cainmosni1700]

a classic philosopher of the first water

[chiefnut48]

Man this show is a classic

[TheDarceChoke]

Al Bundy has a black belt in BJJ under the GRACIES

[cranberyy22]

haha..lov this guy

[Muffinzeshlongun]

I love how this was meant to be a joke, but in all seriousness, this is pretty damn insightful.

I love this show

[slowhead86]

Pure genius

[masugiMR]

Al Bundy>Chuck Norris

[TheFrcko]

The God is speaking through this man

[gethsoftware]

@TheFrcko no, its just beer. but that is just as good.

[itaye666]

Al Bundy:

man...

shoe sells man...

GOD!!!

[WierdPerv4U]

14+ Ugly women disliked this video... xD

[LaoSoftware]

I agree about pretty and ugly women.

[SmashLiXs]

can't to drink one day

[kellyberry]

ugly women sell tennis rackets sounds like my dad he was a real life al bundy he drank to forget he was married with children my mom shoulda gotten a job selling tennis rackets maybe then we wouldnt have been poor

[MrMetsakurat]

@kellyberry Maybe you should have gotten a job too

[kellyberry]

@MrMetsakurat i was a baby at the time my parents where alcolholics u do the math

[Benzjemie]

Does anyone know in which episode Al says: Hello Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley..

I really want to hear him say it haha

[WakeUpEveryone]

@Benzjemie season 6 episode 15 , it´s the episode when al wins the chance to appear in a sneaker commercial featuring famous sports stars.

[Benzjemie]

@WakeUpEveryone

Haha thanks mate

[WakeUpEveryone]

@Benzjemie geen probleem :p

[sn1kzZe]

Amen.

[Seanatonin]

Marcy disliked this 13 times

[Nirvanabro95]

I seen every episode of this show!! I love the damn thing! :D

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Al Bundy understood the world so completely, they cancelled him

He knew too much!

[TheMrsladyula]

AL BUNDY ROCKS MY PANTS! !!!!!!!!!

[Vwolf3]

Thumbs up if Luc Carl sent you here XD

[mrtequilashooter]

this is my life

[J5MARLON]

I liked that this is popular to Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

[FullmetalSnake4501]

@J5MARLON wrong I watched this show since I was 12 and everyone I knew as well lol

[J5MARLON]

@FullmetalSnake4501 How old are you now.

[FullmetalSnake4501]

@J5MARLON 19

[J5MARLON]

@FullmetalSnake4501 eh'

[carlinrulez666]

@J5MARLON

I have been watching the show since I was a little kid in the early 90s.

[J5MARLON]

@carlinrulez666 same here

[carlinrulez666]

@J5MARLON

When Married with Children aired their last episode in 1997, I was a couple years away from being a teen. I remember this show along with the Simpsons and In Living Color on Fox.

[Octane64]

@carlinrulez666 this show has possible aged better than the simpsons.

[kamataBG]

such a beast

[MrHendrix1959]

al bundy for president!

[jeanette8251]

i like that the best show ever being made by juan z from laredo tx

[bofo85]

Al rocks! 

[blacklab27]

raising my glass now!

[ejr23]

If I was to open a brewery, I'd hire Al Bundy as the head of my marketing department.

[wawrzyniec89]

JEFFERSON IS AMAZING AT 2:23

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

I thought this was our National Anthem?

[Flevalt]

Pretty women make us buy beer - Ugly women make us drink beer.

Cheers

[MrMSF7]

My Hero !!!!!

[serkia]

UGLY WOMEN MAKE US DRINK BEER ahahahahhahah never have i forgotten that line!!!

[Famouzzmusiq]

AL BUNDY FOR PRESiDENT ♥ :D

[GSPatton89]

....and 11 people obviously needd to be put to pasture.

[GSPatton89]

Nothing like kicking back and drinking a nice cold 18oz Bud with a stack of BIG'NS while listening to Al Bundy's inspiring words of wisdom. Nothing is more American than that.

[Helvetetseldar]

Pathetic. 

[MrMSF7]

@Helvetetseldar ...ha ha ha...GOOD.......I'm glad you get the show !!!

[roamer45]

@Helvetetseldar shut up, you damn chicken!

[michel19612009]

i love you man AL for President

[ronifraimov]

best show in history!!!!!

[harpazz]

Pretty women make us BUY BEAR and Ugly women make us DRINK BEAR! - Epic :D

[kimthun]

@harpazz

too bad its Beer not bear XD

[harpazz]

@kimthun my mistake ;D

[Legba85]

He's a freaking poet. Makes you shed a tear.

[McJonko]

11 people can't afford beer

[clinicalpsychologist]

11 ugly women

[HispanicImpression]

This series is the first one where I prefer the german synchro . Al's voice in germany is far better...

[megamarsvin]

Forget Hooters, I want a copy of Big 'Uns ^^

[Hasshasser]

In the next elections american Men won't say "yes,we can" but "NOMAAM"

[Sithlordxxxx]

Pretty women makes us buy beer, ugly women makes us drink beer!

[funkmex75]

@Sithlordxxxx Ain't that the truth !! Lol

[James44561]

So True of what comes Al bundy's mouth

[FirmW2]

11 ugly women watched this video

[zedzik]

@FirmW2

14 :D

[TheBars69]

@FirmW2 14 ugly women watched this video

[edvanced12]

leave it up to bundy to tell it straight. Deserves a PHD in beerology.

[danhair]

Pretty women make us buy bear, ugly women make us drink beer.... Legendary. Al is the icon of comedy today.

[420LaYzIe420]

Pretty woman make us buy beer, ugly woman make us drink beer.

[carbonANDnitro]

Al Bundy for president, legend..

[yosef208]

its true ugly woman makes us drink beer hahaha

[Patrick24031976]

Ans eleven women votes thumbs down lol

[seckler17]

"and hold on to your corn cob pipe, we like pretty women!!" classic

[MetalFiend4]

11 people are ugly women lmao

[racefan32]

@MetalFiend4 no they're just fat, you can drink them Fugly you just cant drink them thin.

[mrceebees14]

If Al ran for president, I would vote for him again and again and again and again and again etc etc.

[UncleTrucker81]

@mrceebees14 Al Bundy for President 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pledge allegiance to Big AL of the United States of Bundy!!

[cnh2132]

Preach brother Al, preach!

[pross1986]

Al Bundy for president :P

[MrGigel666]

pretty women make us buy beer,ugly women make us drink beer....

[DaSantosx]

Amen brother Bundy

[rockpop1]

all bundy is a king he is my role model since im 13 :)

[eranrozen]

AL FOR AMERICA'S PRESIDENT !!!

THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE !!!!!

[Damolisher]

@eranrozen Son, fuck America's President. Al should be undisputed president of the UNIVERSE.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

List of the greatest men who ever lived:

1. Al Bundy

2. Black Dynamite

END

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

My only question is:

Where's the joke?

[Johnyboy25]

@MilesMingusMonk428 I guess we have 11 ugly women disliking this!

[xxjondonleyxx1]

Al Bundy for president of the world

[trentwaaa]

EXELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krayzeejojo]

Hmm I don't know about that last line lol. My mind makes the pretty girls stay pretty irregardless, but the ugly ones just get uglier for some reason...

[johnqpublic912]

@krayzeejojo stop messing around you know that's not true.....irregardless is not a word

[MilesMingusMonk428]

who seriously dislikes this? get a fuckin sense of humor you dumbasses

[RicNatureboyFlair]

@MilesMingusMonk428 Feminists im guessing... Best programe ever by the way...

Jefferson was a hero too

[vonroden]

Al Bundy for world power, lets all put our hand down our pants and vote this up  (with your other hand)

[tortellino23]

Who was Lisa-Marie married to then? MJ or Nick Cage?

[vids1900]

@tortellino23 i'm guessing mj

[guiqui5]

LRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markvanrens]

10 people are ugly womans

[perradoxx]

Truth to power Al.

[jessegladsaget]

Marcy kind of looks like Michael Jackson in this segment...

[jessegladsaget]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Gotta love the nihilistic philosophies of ol' Al Bundy!!

[guiqui5]

LMDBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zoltexm]

she's a bad-ass:)))

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Al Bundy, FGJ! (For Great Justice!)

[EarlMalmsteen]

hold onto your corn cob pipe hahahaha

[lhart99]

F-T-W, Al Bundy 4 President. Free hooters magazines for all men and no beer tax. That's Al's campaign promises. Where your wallet may have little but the hooters still wiggle; Al Bundy is your man. Where the beer floweth over, and your wife just got ran over; Al Bundy is your man. Where there's no kids-a-bitchin' and playboy bunnies in the kitchen; Al Bundy is your man.

[hiyadroogs]

@lhart99 Where you can look at their butt & their trap stays shut! - The nudie bar!! lol

[PhoenixHelix]

@lhart99 Im not even American but that man has my vote!

[athfcoz]

@lhart99 Al Bundy 4 president. He's just as good as the next guy.

[jdewolf31]

amen

[guiqui5]

That is so clever.

[Andaril2]

Al is Chuck of real normal meanigless life

[TheFonz1992]

"Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer."

--Al Bundy the Great

(Dictated but not read)

[andro89]

hahah this show was hilarious, and set back the feminist movement 10 years

[HaxxorsProduction]

@andro89 A true achievement

[zelez4ever]

hahahahahaha, al bundy still rocks

[HeadBangerAust]

this speaks the truth lol

[lilbigbrow]

("I once scored four touchdowns in a single game").

[KingHarkinian]

Who needs Captain America when you've got Al Bundy!

[RomaniaTricolor]

@KingHarkinian Captain America is a fag ice scater

[KurisuDikei]

@KingHarkinian Al bundy for president.

[Patrick24031976]

@KingHarkinian I think Al = Captain (of our) Planet :D, not only America!

[djbex77]

I already know friends who will love this & get a kick out of it! Thanx for posting!

[latte123]

Absolutely classic Al Bundy! Great! 

[jed2j]

amen to that

[pontiaclives]

AL IS THE MAN !!!!!!!!!

[RJR03]

lol this was the BEST quote ever

[anonymousent]

LOL ..... after all these years - this is STILL my favorite TV show ..... AND I'M STILL A PROUD MEMBER - OF NO MA'AM !!!

[sk8terboyzify]

ugly woman make us drink beer lmao

[sk8terboyzify]

al bundy every mans hero

[yosef208]

A beautiful woman makes us buy beer ugly women makes us drink beer

[Frede290995]

the people who disliked is just ugly women

[takacs778]

not only is this hilarious, but its 100% true. AL BUNDY 4 PRESIDENT!!!

[StarspawnZero]

Al Bund 4 President.

[SgtHydra]

@StarspawnZero Didn't we already have Al Bundy for president?

[BrandyLOVEEEEE]

hahahahaha al bundy forever <3

[lhart99]

The gospel according to Reverend Al Bundy and Lord have mercy can he preach the truth!!! Can I get an Amen to that?!

[presence3]

@lhart99 AMEN!

[XxComablackxX1937]

Pretty woman make us buy beer, Ugly Woman make us Drink Beer LMFAO!

Brilliant.

[newman20072008]

beer : nature's spring water

[hulkhogantupaclover]

al bundy forever !

[Tutdude]

@gorillazfan3. 4:30 AM for me lol but its worth it

[labcoat31]

MMMMMMM!!!! BEEEEEERRRR!!!

[hint0122]

people like marcy are why beer is needed

[ClarkClydeNight]

Spending Quality time with Al Bundy!

[cyberdragonessmaster]

you tell her Al Marcy is such a bitch 

[juker606]

marcy had a good body.

[Nemamka]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDD from my heart ^^

[TheClaudos]

I used to enjoy watching this show especially with Marcy in it. She still looks hot in these video clips. yummy.

[SwaggerLikeUz]

lol....

[OP04player]

EPIC!

[Alycia2424]

There used to be 4 episodes that started at 5:30 am every morning and I would get up just to watch them!!!!! Now they replaced it with CSI!!!! How could CSI replace a legendary show such as this???? This is the only tv show where I almost pissed myself laughing!!!!

[gorillazfan3]

@Alycia2424 im up at 2:30 watching this on tbs

[sea6789]

"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us *DRINK* beer!" I'm NEVER going to get tired of hearing that.

[rijecanin8]

HE IS A LEGEND!! HAHA

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