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  • Lynn C. Thompson is one sexy SOB!

  • Well there goes my pork loin paper tube plate armor

  • I wouldnt mess with him

  • I would like to see close ups of the edge after cutting the wood ply board ...

  • thats one hell of a european sword there only made for thrusting mostly

  • it's so hard to take this fat guy seriously...O.O

  • a real katana sword was tested on real prisioners.it had to be able to cut kleen threw a person.

  • I can't believe it's not butter

  • This gentleman has the most awesome job in the world; attacking things with swords.

  • ...

    

  • yo you doin wrong

    thumb ups if ya herd meh!

    mad slice ya herd

    straight slim!

  • noone will ever want to mug these guys

  • I am impressed. I was not aware the Scottish broad sword was such a fearsome blade, and I am Scottish.

  • @milowagon - Kind of gruesome to think about, heh.

  • I think if the people who were commented actually did cut-tests, they wouldn't be so quick to joke. This is terrifyingly sharp.

  • lol the fat guy don't even know how to do lunge hahaah

  • This fatso is going to end up killing himself

  • But will it Blend?

  • its the star wars kid 30 years later

  • why is it always a fat guy with a sword??

  • fat guy slice melon, fat guy stab orange, fat guy out of breath

  • you mean that thing can cut through cardboard and plywood??? wow

  • @iamkingbowtome plywood being harder to cut than your flesh

  • @Kingslay3r thats funny if you tried to come at me with ide break all your ribs in one punch i bet if you do even have one of these its never left your wall talk to me once youve had as much training in real mans fighing as i have

  • @iamkingbowtome it doesnt change the fact that flesh is easier to cut

  • @Kingslay3r it also dosent change the fact that your a fag only big and strong over the internet

  • @iamkingbowtome lol why you trying to pick up a fight kid?

    i was just stating a fact that flesh a more tender than plywood and you got offended by this in some way? LOL

  • @Kingslay3r your starting a fight you said easier to cut than my flesh not flesh in general thats why i ngot a problem with you

  • @iamkingbowtome huhhh okay.... LOL

    did i say i wanted to cut your flesh? flesh is flesh everybody is the same

    anyway get over it lol

  • @Kingslay3r you singled me out faggot

  • i wonder if they at least have a company cook out with all the that meat they cut up

  • And dinner is served.

  • lol u guys really are mean arent you? lol.

  • bad soda!!!!!!!!!! 1:00 - 1:04

  • 0:44 nice shorts

  • You're fruit killing skills are remarkable.

  • @bonebreakboy *Your.

    I'm not a grammar nazi, but that really is shocking.

  • hey, if that fat ass can cut through styuff, anyone can

  • @duncannichols1 and you've never tried fencing, the guy have a lot of technique and handling a sword isnt something a douchebag can do without training, and the part with the orange is especially awesome because either he's got A LOT of skills, or about 50 to 100 attempts. Try it before commenting

  • I don't get what these guys have against meat, are they vegetarians?

  • why is it always that FAT ASS testing the sword??!!!! WTF..hes not even swinging it right!! dumb fat ass...with a dumber face expressions....

  • so did anyone else laugh at this?

  • I dont know whats scarier... the sword? or the fat man in short shorts?

  • U forgot to test it on bananas !!!

  • It really takes the excitement out of if when you're watching a fat man swing a sword as if he's actually a warrior. Not saying he's not good at it since I'm clueless on swords and the like. But still. Fat man =/= Sword.

  • that thing sux it cant cut threw meat LoL!

  • i bet that fat guy eats all the meat after hes done cutting them with swords

  • Dinner?

  • NOOOO!!!! Such a nice piece of meat! YOU BASTARD!

    nice sword though...

  • @RockeroNato Hey, they may have BBQ party after this video,

  • where can i get one of these nice sward.

  • @madscotsman65 knife cave.com

  • Omg! He can cut throught my watermelon armour!!!!!

  • a waist of good meat.

  • I dont think he knows its a thrusting sword :(.

  • @Kapop1

    I'm afraid that the Highland Broadsword isn't a thrusting sword and the martial style in which it was mainly used aimed mainly to cut at the head and legs.

  • hey watermelon....................­Knife!

  • Wow, He's good at cutting.

  • 啲瓜,橙,水樽, 紙皮都算係惡有惡報囉。

  • i bet that fat guy would kill you all in a sword fight

  • Why all the slashing ? this sword is primarly a thrusting weapon

  • @MrNicefash

    Mentioned elsewhere, it's not a primary thrusting weapon. It's mainly for cutting the head and legs--hence the watermelon and roast beef I suppose.

  • well thats one way of cooking your meat before cooking it, i personnaly like the katana better, the slices looked better :p

  • What was the point of cutting fruit? Not many guys used to go to war against watermelons and oranges.

  • 1:08 wow !!!

  • i was scared that the fat guy was going to wear a kilt the whole time !!

  • Is it legal to whack a burglar with one of them in Britain?

  • :o I want one of those

  • I hope no black guys were around, they would have drank that orange soda. Selfish.

  • @crocop0514 Wow.

  • Why always this fat guy? If he's testing swords so much, can't he lose some weight off of that? Oh yeah, I have that weapon and cutting slabs of meat works. But I'm better than the fat guy, so I get the joc done in one strike which a novice can do easily (if he or she is in half decent shape)

  • @thornmastro It's always him cause he's the president of the Cold Steel Company

  • @thornmastro it has nothing to do with shape, it's about the swiftness and the power you put behind the strike.

  • He don't like fruits.

  • I'm sure this sword was badass, but I find something amiss with a fencing weapon that chops.

  • @skykid well... it gives you more options of attack than a stabbing motion

  • what did warriors of the day these swords were used in have to cut against (I mean what armor did their enemies wear, plate, mail, padded jacket, what?)

  • @Raytheon25 this type of sword came about in the mid to late 1600s at that point armor had pretty much died out except for ceremonial use. a person migh wear a buff leather jacket and heavy cloths but thats bout it.

  • @Raytheon25 A professional soldier of this era would wear a breastplate and a half helm.

    Guns had been introduced by this point, which caused for an increase in armor thickness, thus an increase in expense and weight of the armor. Because armor got so expensive they just armored the really important stuff.

  • How do his knees keep from buckling over when he shifts his girth, I mean, his mass, I mean his lard, ah fuck you know what i mean.

  • I think this guy ate twenty of those beef joints before he cut one up.

  • ITS SCOTTISH NOT SCATTISH

    Also, it isnt scottish because you yanks made it.

    Daddy like, though. lol

  • why the hell waste money on that gay shit for fat old eople? to cut fruit and meat? and a bottle? ohhhhh a bottle of soda?! and a cardboard mannn, im impressed.... get a life.

  • @Sandboy23 sorry i would agree with you if the person here were a nerd without experience...but this fat dude is a real professionist, and his cutting test are at high level...you think it's easy, don't you?...then try and let me see!

  • That thing must be great at barbecues.

  • Nice sword, I love baskethilts, and WOW can this thing perform. Great vid. Cold Steel costs about an arm and a leg, but their swords are totally worth it, and are definitely some of the best out there!

  • Ooooooh....Daddy likes!!!

  • You FUCK that melon up!!!

    THis isn't very good at all.

  • very poor cutting power, straight edge never really has been great for cutting mainly for piercing

  • it seems, according to the comments that most people focus too much on the blade, and not enough on that thick steel cage encasing his hand , you try all you want your not hurting him through that, and he can grab your shoulder and smash you in the facewith a full force punch..

    and i think it counts for something where in the sharp series the basket hilt claymore was considered by sharpe as FAR superior in clse up fighting than the 1796 light cav sabre.

  • That cardboard cutout got fucking pwned!

  • Everything he cut, he ate.

  • you wasted that ham man, :D

  • fat guy + sword doesnt really seem convincing Lol.

  • 日本刀の方が強し。

  • thing is none of u guys could do ne of the shit ur talking when i sucker punch u in line at the bank then run away so stfu

  • It looks like a fatty swinging a stick. should take some lessons on how to use a sword, to give some power to the blade. just swinging this thing around won't do.

  • @tommyLefroy i wouldnt want to fight him, he mist have some skill to be able to cut through Tatami Mats

  • @tommyLefroy Even if what you say is true, you just come off as rude and rather judgmental. Fact is, good form or not, he is showing the blade, not necessarily a class in sword form. I have one of the Basket hilts he is using, and it is a fantastic weapon.

  • Swords wont cut if swung incorrectly, he is obviously swinging this sword properly. This is test cutting to ensure that the sword is being swung correctly, it is a training activity just as learning techniques is a training activity.

  • @Catubrannos

    i think what man peolpe are refering to is that guys limpwristed swing and lack of control of his body (probably cos he's fat )

    but he is not in the phsyical condition to desplay the swords tecnique correctly...

  • you guys can argue all day about this. the fact is, give me one of those, and not a man alive can beat me with a sword

  • LOL! Go back to watching anime.

  • laugh it up! i do this crap for a living!

  • You make stupid posts pretending you know what you're talking about for a living? Man... so many people on youtube could make some extra money that way.

  • what if he has a gun?

  • @vamp2661 use a thick shield? then run up and lop the dudes head off?

  • i said with a sword

  • He would have fired that first which is what the highlanders did do, if the enemy was still standing then out came the sharp and pointies.

  • These guys make me laugh like crazy, look at his serious agressive face, no humour at all, " I'm big and hard " hahahahahaha, too many pies mate hahahaha

  • lmao what is that fat guy wearing? Fucking short shorts and some kind of 80 sweatshirt that looks like its been cut along the bottom. How do you look tough holding a sword wearing that?

  • it can cut a rockmelon in half woopty fuckin do i usualy whack my rockmelons in half with a kitchen knife when im preparing

  • looks like a nice bit of meat. I could do with roasting that with some lovely sage and onion stuffing and maris piper roasting spuds.

    cover the whole lot with some lovely gravy hmmm delicious

  • sorry bad english=(

  • its genius its onley weigths 2 kilo, pounds

  • 2 kilos is quite a lot for such a small weapon, I'd thought it's a tad lighter.

  • i gone buy that one!

  • no one should need this

  • fuck you

  • not intimidate

  • damn, thats a sharp blade.

  • There's not much difference between somebody chopped halfway through and someone chopped clean through. They're both dead.

  • Agreed, Straight cuts are overrated!

    The Chinese swords didn't cut straight all those times ago but their army's still got the job done.

    If they were to battle any European middle aged army they would crush them.

  • @vagrantmusic

    true, but the use of correct tecnique means the next guy cant kill you while your recovering from a wild swing or pulling the blade out of his spinal colume

  • God, I can't imagine the damage that heavy ass sword would do to a person. If it didn't cut bone, it'd break it.

  • OMG take a little look at this guy...

  • I could mow my lawn with this thing!

  • @MrGrimmv2 The fat man or the sword ?

  • @infectedmordn Guess! :)

  • I like the sword. It even protects your hand!

  • wow that actualy looks like a good sword. I've bought one of there knives called the bushman. You can attach it to a stick to make it a spear

  • i hope they make a stew or equiv with that meat.

  • im scottish...i should get one :D

  • Wow you must have a small penis. First of all, why should he have to do anything without his knives? And second, he is actually well trained in various arts and would probably give you a proper beating. You're a tool.

  • Wait are from, SOG knives?

  • fat man doing a samuria job :D

  • Demonstrator has undeniable skills with blades, I bow to his talent. 'tis not easy to wield such a wide variety of different swords, each have unique characteristics.

    -Sabres to Viking swords to Scottish broadswords is like Hunting Rifles to assault rifles to pistols.

  • if he wasnt so fat looking, he would be the best operator of all time

    still hes pretty cool

  • he is the CEO of the company

  • and hes a cool guy

  • Manly highlander > pansy samurai.

  • samurai swords are better than that

  • that fat guy is destroying fruit when he needs it most lol

  • Psh yeah really.

  • dude some people are just built that way.

    Way too much Hollywood!

  • It's a shame they destrey all that meat, pure protein buhuhuhuhu

  • I like how they have a ridiculously fat guy to test out their weapons by just flailing them around.

  • that's how a REAL man opens his soda

  • That dude looks like my brother.

    Thats somewhat scary...

  • Using a gun still takes skill and modern gunfighting still takes bravery to do.

  • This pwns for two reasons: he caught an orange on the sword, and he sliced a 2-liter pop lol

  • thats one powerful sword

  • It's about 100 cm. long and not too thin either. Around 1 kilo i guess.

  • i wonder how heavy this sword is?

  • Hmm...not too heavy. Maybe two times that of a kendo sword (Shinai)

  • that meats looks soo delicious. wat a waste

  • I know. He should made steak.

  • What a waste of good food

  • yeah i know thats the beuty of a claymore you dont really need to know all the techniques to use it allthough it would be better if you did no im just annoyed at the idiots that shout about a katana being the best sword on the planet

  • ITS DOESNT MATTER WHAT SWORD YOU USE!

    It all depends in the wielder.

  • Ur watching too many cartoons..

  • Well no, I'd say it depends on both. Honestly now. If the wielder isn't even in the condition (or mindset) to wield a sword in combat, it wouldn't matter "As much" what blade he used.

  • hmmmmmmmm yeaaa who wants some steak *drools*

  • scotsman with claymore vs samurai with katana = dead samurai

  • not really.

  • lol katana is better its only better when the guy wielding it is good with a sword