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  • leave crying monkeys alone

  • Whys everyone crying...why not laughing?? :)

  • Concenring the Nightmare Sequence in "Rosemary's Baby".

    Polanski asked Anton LaVey, a MAJOR Satanist, to give him authentic

    ritual chanting.

    Of course we know what happened to his wife and unborn baby in real life, just a year later...

    The film begins at the gate of the apartments...the Dakota...right where John Lennon was shot 13 years later...

  • my tears are invisible WTF THATS FUNNY

  • i love you!!!^^

  • General Petraeus?

  • LOL

  • "my tears are invisible"... genius

  • my goal is to be the ugliest person in the world. I'm glad the surgery is paying off.

  • hes just stupid dont pay attetin

    much love peace!!!!

  • i saw u on Species 3

  • Hahaha god you are so clever

  • lol khayav you are the funniest person in the world. before i die im gonna travel to south africa and meet you :)

  • leave crying alone bastards if you cant properly just dont do it ahahahahahahahahahaha awesome!

  • hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahah­ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

    omg hahahahahhahhahahhaaaaa

  • You are the cutest thing ever. ;)

  • omg you are so funny, i totally agree, everyone seems soo dramatic this year and no one seems to be crying because they really are and not just to get the attention

  • This comment was a clever reference to the Miss Carolina inciden.t

  • Leave General Petraeus alone, so random!!!!

  • u r so funny i realy wanted 2 cry of laughther with invisible tears looool

  • pause at 1:23

  • agreed those teeth r fuckin boss

  • my tears are invincible so you can't see them! i love you ;>

  • doood those teeth are sweeeeeet

  • You're hilarious :D

  • BWHAHAHAH 5 STARS!! :D

  • lmfao

  • MAN you got a lotta teeth.

  • maan u r ryt i didn't notice it at all

    lol that was funny

  • Wow, he does really have lots of teeth.

  • "If you can't cry properly don't cry at all"

    My favorite line.

  • good video u rock at making vids o and nic death threat =)

  • this is hilarious!

    it's not everyday you see a black guy crying..

    heheh. :D

    no racism intended*

  • You must be the best person I've ever seen on youtube, mate! haha.

    good on yeh!

  • It's so funny that it hurts the stomach! ^__^

  • lolol

  • lol

  • wat he say?....

  • Vert funny

  • lol lol "who is crying for crying?!?!"

    lol the one thing you forgot to do is SCREAM lol like when she/(he) rofl said "SHE'S A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!"

  • haha.kidderz. im in love with you. love me!

    leave crying alone!

    my tears are invisible so you cant see them.

    hilarious

  • dude! you're awesome! :DDDD

    more videos! :)))

  • my tears are invisible xD!

  • I've seen a few of your videos. You're a very creative guy. Are you a writer? In theater?

  • why dint u be this open in stand up.

  • HE IS PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN...

  • 'my tears are invisible...' LOL

  • BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow wow lol WOW lol

  • Oh noes! You can't have the same effect if your dreds go right back to the same place!But there there, no worries. You did a good thing for crying. :)

  • Your hair kick ass!

  • wow you'r fucked up

  • lmaooo

  • lmao

  • you get a life ass, khaya kicks ass!!!!

  • Oh for crying out loud,,, Can some make a smiling video for a change golly gee tawillikers :D

  • jamaican crying FTW

  • he's not Jamaican

  • lmao...your videos are awesome!..so is your hair...and your teeth...oh and your accent

  • Lmfao! :D <333

  • LMAO!!

  • yur accent gave me boner

  • your'e my hero sometimes

  • certified mad

  • LOL- That was sooo funny khayav! By the way if you don't know me i'm DrLemur's sister. .heh heh. .

  • lol

    you and my friend kyle(same name too) look exactly the same

  • nice teeth...lol

  • this video made me laugh so hard

  • actually I would like to see how people really cry.

    there should be a contest or something.

  • That was a cheap shot at Chris Crocker. As if he's not getting enough abuse already. I didn't like this video.

    But I did smile.. A little. You're just too silly. =P

  • I know I'm silly. But he liked it :-)

  • OMG I love you

  • i don't have blond hair, so when i flick my dreads they go back to the some place..

    love it

  • LOL!

    leave crying alone! lmaopoo gihpasoihpoih funny :D

  • lololol

  • Yet another great video!

  • lmao "Leave crying alone" "Whos crying for crying?"

  • Hahaha Leave crying alone you bastards:)

  • You're jumping on the "Let's make fun of Chris" band wagon too? I really expected better from you khayav, I'm terribly disappointed.

  • You oughta think lower of me.

  • haaaaa when i flip my hair it goes back to the same place too haaaaa

  • "If everyone's crying who's crying for crying?"

    Hilarius

  • lmao

  • lol.

  • nice teeth ........:D

    super white......future colgate reclame?:P:))

  • Haha, that's great. Nice accent btw :p

  • leave general patraeus alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thanks for joining the "Crying Game". I am glad you out did 7seveng7's 5,000 view prediction! (Didn't know there were rules for parody, and silliness, that is just plain ... silly.)

    Anyway, you had me at, "..or leave General Petraeus alone". - Actually, I wish you had said it much earlier so my "you had me at.." comment would have been funnier. -- Being funny is hard! - sob, sob

  • rofl you're so cute.

  • Bastards! lol your amazing

  • "My tears are invisible so you can't see them!" - rofl.

    You're hilarious.

  • I have no idea why I unsubscribed to you. I think it was purely for aesthetic purposes - your teeth were too perfect... yup, that was it. But I don't care anymore. So yeah, back on the wagon.

  • my tears are invisable so u cant see them :D:D

  • hahahha man youre awesome

  • hahahahha

  • dude you have perfect teeth!

  • i love this, especially the part about the hair!!

  • lmao lol hahaha

  • WHOS cryin for cryin you bastards lololololol

  • You are awesome!

  • My favorite part is when you talk about your hair going back to the same place.

    Dude, you're amazing.

  • invisible tears?

    lool

  • Dammit, now I have to cry. LMAO!

  • rofl

  • LOLL.

  • "Leave Crying Alone!"

    I lol'd the moment I read the title!

  • xD Your officially my idol

  • are you trying to be chris crocker

  • thats gold :D

  • uya hlanya lo mjita. bruu yami i donnt know.

  • what the hell r u sayin? lol

  • lol WTH dude.............Khayav what is crying properly?! LMFAO who is crying for CRYING! I hate that I love you lmfao.

  • khayav: that's pretty darn funny as usual. Especially about your hair flips.

  • Wow, that was more convincing than the hermaphrodite who did it in the first place. roflmao

  • hallerious!! :'D

  • At the risk of jumping on the bandwagon.... this really was funny. Oops, did I type that out loud?

  • Fantastic!!!

    "if you cant cry properly, just dont do it" LOL :D

  • god your vids rock xxxxxxxxxx

  • I don't have blonde hair so everytime I flick my hair, my dreads go back into the same place! LOL

  • We're about to go to war with Iran for the apartheid state of israel and you say nothing? Sad days for humanity.

  • lmfaro thats hilarious

  • this made me laugh!

    brilliant.

  • why is everyone crying lol

  • lol it's because of the chriscrocker video

  • You... BASSSSTARRRRRDDSSSS!!!

  • lol, "I feel so left out, I don't have blonde hair."

    omg, goooo KHAYA!!!!!!! omg that was gr8 man lol, i laughed the entire time!

  • Ha. I heard about this on the radio. So ridiculous.

    Well played Khayav.

  • OH hell...I was gonna cry in my vid..Im editing that ish! LMAO...NIIIICE

  • lmfaooooooooooo

  • Blow me a snot bubble khayav!!! LOL

  • Okay its official ....the WORLD now knows who chris damn crocker is. JEEZ lord help us all.

  • Lol this is great

  • WHA?! SILLY!!!!

  • Jump on the bandwagon

  • How original...NOT. This is why I don't watch your vids. You are a follower not a leader.

  • What the HELL are you talking about, LEADER!?

    He is a parodist and are making fun of a cry baby

    Jesus christ... some people!;P

  • how did i know you would jump on the bandwagon ?

  • Cause you're psychic?

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • hey Khayav, long time no see, well for me :S well...nvm, good stuff m8 :)

  • these are real tears guys come on!

  • there, there, khayav.

    you got to have kaya =]

  • You remind me of MR PREGNANT.

  • LOOOOOOOOOL.

    So funny, different, unique, and with a twist of the ironic truth!

    ENCORE, ENCORE. MASTERPIECE. BRILLIANT!

    Your cuteness adds a lot to the value of this too. :]!! Be proud! 'Cuz I sure as hell would be if I were the one talking about invisible tears. XDDD

    *subscribed*

  • You know, I was kinda waiting for someone to make this. And it's amazing!

  • Hahahaha!!!!  You are hilarious!!! "You Bastads!!!" Hahahaha!

  • You're amazing :D Love your vids. Yes, leave poor crying alone!

  • hahahaha leave cryin a lone ,,, lol funny

  • LoL, You always know how to make light of anything! My first smile today. :)

  • haha this was well funny! :-)

  • yes. crying has had it hard enough. :-)

  • ahaha. cute!

  • Lame attempt to ride the coat tales of those people whose videos made it to the top 100. Give it up dude! You just look foolish. You'll be lucky to have 5,000 views on this.

  • I'd rather look foolish than sound foolish - which is what you sound like.

  • Most women would disagree with your statement.

  • You're probably right. Most 2nd graders of the female gender would most likely disagree with my statement.

  • You would scare most 2nd graders. I was refering to women in their 20's and 30's = )

  • I see, the 20 and 30 year olds would probably agree with you because they find you scary. They wouldn't want to be on your bad side.

  • khayav: Come on dude get serious. Look at the video you posted. Aren't you even a little bit embarassed by it? First of all you look foolish, like a clown. Secondly, it's a lame attempt to "cash in" on the few videos that made it to the top ten with the same content, anyone can see that. The difference is, those other videos are actually funny and yours just looks foolish. You're a sad, sad man!

  • Only a sad person calls another sad.

  • Yeah! OK Khayav! You have a nice day = )

  • You too. Have great Mr. It was good while it lasted! :-)

  • ahah love this vid, mate take care joel austraila

  • 7seveng7, I actually find Khayav's video more funny and unique compared to all the other cry babies out there who are all doing the same thing. Khayav is crying and making fun of all the criers. So crying about others crying all over YT is actually genius and different because we're sick of seeing all that crying and glad to see a video about someone finally crying over all the crying for change. Keep on Rocking, Khayav!

  • ArtisticHater: I found many of the other crying videos quite funny and entertaining, hence, many made the top 100 most viewed list. Mr. Khayav was trying to capitalize, ride the coat tails if you will, of the current crying craze on YouTube. For me, and many of my subscribers, it didn't work. Mr. Khayav simply looked silly and foolish. Maybe it's his lack of acting skills, I don't know. The Geriatric guy could have done a better job. To me, Mr. Khayav is a humorless opportunist.

  • 7seveng7, why does it always have to be about views and subscribers or who may or may not make it on to the charts? Why can't people just simply make videos for the fun of it and not have people think that it's all about competition. Khayav is a funny guy and I'm glad he can poke fun of whatever popular or hot topic that's in the present spotlight whether it be about Britney, Chris, or Miss South Carolina.

  • ArtisticHater: If Mr. Khayav didn't care about numbers he wouldn't have made this video. He assumed that he too was going to make that "top 100" list but failed miserably with this video. Mr. Khayev also makes videos terrorizing women who work at his office as well as calling women "fat". He might have removed that video, I haven't checked. One positive thing I have to say about Mr. Khayev is that he isn't deleting my comments and is taking my criticism like a man = )

  • Who are you to assume another man's thoughts or intentions for him? Those are just your personal assumptions and accusations of opinion. I can watch one of your videos and make up accusations about your intentions and I bet you won't be too happy with it either. Again, you're entitled to your opinions. I'm just sharing mine because I see it differently. And if we keep this up, then he might end up on the most discussed list which may or may not be intended :)

  • ArtisticHater: My comments are just that, one man's opinions. I'm a good judge of character however and am rarely wrong about people. Mr. Khayav will never get me to drink his cool-aid like the rest of his subscribers. I agree that we better stop commenting or he will in fact make the top 100 list. I can picture him sitting there, jumping up and down with joy and clapping his hands going "oh please comment some more, oh please comment some more so that I too can make the list".

  • Of course you are entitled to your opinion and you can go ahead and criticize Khayav all you want so that he may change his ways to fit your desires, but I hope he just continues to be who is and do what he does because it doesn't matter to me whether he's good or not good enough to be on those charts as long as he keeps making videos for the rest of his SUBSCRIBERS who appreciate his efforts in making and sharing videos.

  • Hee hee hee, I must have a sadistic streak, because everytime I see someone crying on youtube, I start laughing like a hyena

  • god this video makes me want to -waaaaaaaahhaboohooowaiiil ahahahwahahh

  • "who's crying for crying"...comedy!!

  • LOL

  • *avoids crying in order to outcool Khayav and Seth Green*