that conversation sounded oddly fimilar except the fact we(me and my friends) would probly be more like; me:i have a beach ball up my ass friend 1: i have your mom up my ass friend 2: omg :O me:no i have YOUR beach ball up my ass friend 3: oh really *sexy stare* me: *hugs* SURPRISE, RAPE! friend 1: really? me: I BELIEVE RAPE IS JUST SURPRISE SEX!!!! friend 1: i had surprise sex... with your mom friend 2: no wonder she was making so much noise friend 1 & 2: *high five* and thats how it would go
@keyleepaine why ... i get raped every day by them and i have one that only says one thing another that always talks about having sex with peoples moms and another thats flat out creepy then i have to time that by 4 (i have one dozen friends but i only mention 3) but i still love dem ^_^ oh then theres me theres subject is for another time ^_^" (sorry if any of this sound mean it was meant to sort of sound like a joke but i still wonder why you want friends like mine??)
@keyleepaine awww thats sad that remind me today i wore a tie and my friend pulled me really close and yelled "this is not sexual" and the guy i like was right in front of us >////<
@keyleepaine ha ha if i said that then she would be like "now your bi" or she'd be thinking "dose she like him?? ewwww" (evreyone hates the guy i like and he's my friend's ex)
I have to say I enjoyed when redustrial aka BB got his ass slapped and then mello told him to suck his dick. LOL. BB looked so scarred. Have you noticed in take one and take two mello is extremely pushy when he gets frisky and horny? Matt has to phsically restrain him. its freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
WOW. I love how Matt and Mello are singing Pop, and B's just screaming his head off in the background. xD But that's what you get for waking up in Vegas~
I'm on your Guild Matty... Both of them... Oh-Fucking-YEAH!
Damn, now I want to make another Blood Elf just for your amusement Matty... XD (oh god, Mel you have to deal with little sister being retarded with Mommy XD)
Lawli, I just love your outfits sometimes... they make me wonder just WHAT you're smoking XD
BB, Have I told you lately how much you scare me in a good way? XD
Okay, seriously... I'm going to go to WoW, make a blood Elf, and terrorize children... Sound nice to you? XD
yeah, I was friends with her. She was on youtube when I was LechezMoiLJ. I miss her dearly T_T Her and Mole were so damn funny. Unfortunately, I don't think she will be coming back anytime soon.
Konfekt? ._. Yeah, I remember her. She was so funny! But I never got to actually be her friend because she only accepted f/r's from people she knew. But I still miss her, and I'm sure everyone else does ;-;
:c i dont either..though i hope so. Stupid idiots making fun of her for cosplaying...I WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN THERE AND MADE FROM OF THEM FOR NOT COSPLAYING D;!
lolz *round of applesauce* XDDD OMCA I havn't laughed like that in such a long time! Thank you it was much needed!!! lolz ^^' Almost made me late to school
Love you guys. you guys are epically awesome. Love you guys go into a rendition of dirty pop by nsync. Why does matt keep saying poker face? very smart idea about putting the camera on a chair. now this way no one is left out of the video.
8:08 o rly?
Iheartdeathnote1 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TouchMyMafia
12,000th view!!!!!!!
katielizl 1 month ago
L is super hot.
I want to hang out with you guys.
obivonnekenobi 1 month ago
PMSL :') so funny this was awesome XD
MrsCrazyStrangeGirlx 3 months ago
animekittycatgirl 5 months ago
@animekittycatgirl I wish I had friends like yours. >_<
keyleepaine 5 months ago
@keyleepaine why ... i get raped every day by them and i have one that only says one thing another that always talks about having sex with peoples moms and another thats flat out creepy then i have to time that by 4 (i have one dozen friends but i only mention 3) but i still love dem ^_^ oh then theres me theres subject is for another time ^_^" (sorry if any of this sound mean it was meant to sort of sound like a joke but i still wonder why you want friends like mine??)
animekittycatgirl 5 months ago
@animekittycatgirl lol mine are boring.
keyleepaine 5 months ago
@animekittycatgirl lol mine are boring.
keyleepaine 5 months ago
@keyleepaine awww thats sad that remind me today i wore a tie and my friend pulled me really close and yelled "this is not sexual" and the guy i like was right in front of us >////<
animekittycatgirl 5 months ago
@animekittycatgirl O_o i would have been like "NOT LESBO!" xD
keyleepaine 5 months ago
@keyleepaine ha ha if i said that then she would be like "now your bi" or she'd be thinking "dose she like him?? ewwww" (evreyone hates the guy i like and he's my friend's ex)
animekittycatgirl 5 months ago
Die! Die in a fire!!! xD B you are awesome lol
gaarasgurl4evr 5 months ago
Mello-Why can't we do that? Matt-Cause I can't fit my foot in your mouth!
budsgirl96 6 months ago 2
But BB lied... He said they would never break up....
promethea11 6 months ago
@promethea11 they didnt they changed to death god militia
blazingbluedeath 6 months ago
@blazingbluedeath If you look on the TMM channel, it says "broken up." And Matt isn't in the group anymore.
promethea11 6 months ago
@promethea11 i am aware but they arent really broken up matts just gone so they changed to dgm
blazingbluedeath 5 months ago
mello sounds like gir "what does this thing do?"
keikokimochiboom 8 months ago
seriously were did u git the matt googles!?!?!
WammyBoyLover121 9 months ago
hey Mello, is the vibrateing razor used when matts not around?
heartpounder13 9 months ago
L: Come with me if you want cake. xD
jellybean19011 9 months ago
@jellybean19011 I want cake~
heartpounder13 9 months ago
@heartpounder13 *gives you cake* :D Here ya go. Hahaha.
jellybean19011 9 months ago
@jellybean19011 CAKE!!!!!!
heartpounder13 9 months ago
Wait....Wat was L's question?
Nero666789 11 months ago
6:20 - 6:35
Mello: is that where babies come from
Matt: god i hope not
xD
DisneyForever1100 1 year ago
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DisneyForever1100 1 year ago
Anyone that notice that whatever B's drinking has a label that says 'BL' on it? It's like the universe is shipping it :)
PermitWinter 1 year ago
@PermitWinter isnt that bud light or something?
heartpounder13 9 months ago
I SOOOOOO wish I could be in your death note group!!!! DX your so funny!!!!!!!!
MultiStarlights 1 year ago
@5:51 awww poor bb so abused DX im surpirsed that they're not all dead
sonoameketsurui 1 year ago
"I have no fucking teleport machine!"
"Then maybe you should take up engineering AND FUCKING MAKE ONE!!"
That was so randomly awesome. =P
Xadreos 1 year ago 2
This video reminds me so much of me and my best friend! XD
RoselliaValentine 1 year ago
Aahhah...funny :D
ElleJeevas 1 year ago
What!!?!
It's ok Matt they didn't take me either.
Poor Red got her /his neck hit with a cross
XxBloodyRosaryxX 1 year ago
Was L cosplaying Van Helsing in the beginning? lol L likes to try different disguises.
ScotlandChick 1 year ago
Too sexy
saltcrystal100 1 year ago
Lol Llamas. XDD
BB: I don't carry a fuckin knapsack!!!
Matt: Maybe you should because knapsacks are cool~
And Mello with a sneaker.
Mello: What that dis thing do? *unties shoelace* *Gasps* I BROKE IT!!!! *cries*
xxxxxAurora 1 year ago 2
y do you hate pop by n'snyc
memetiffany89 1 year ago
L is a crossdresser XD
khgrl12 1 year ago
Do you guys go to collage or did you finish already?
DeathNoteFangirl13 1 year ago
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS L!!!!!
AdamTensei 1 year ago
Fuckin Love L with that outfit XD
AdamTensei 1 year ago
L:Dirty pop (grabs BB)
BB:What do you want!
29Breanna 1 year ago
@29Breanna ITs on 6:10
29Breanna 1 year ago
What was the song you started singing after Shit in My Pants?
NearxLxMisa 1 year ago
@NearxLxMisa "Dirty Pop (Pop)" by N'Sync
DeathNoteFangirl13 1 year ago
Do you know what happened to Konfekt? I haven't heard that gnome joke in ages!!! :)
TheVickyVick 1 year ago
*turns slowly to the right* .....GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
ladyjojo2014 1 year ago
BB: so um...*looks down* thats not supposed to go in there.
Matt: thats what she said.
XD
tdibunny121 1 year ago 4
I know it's crazy, but for some reason I try to breathe during your shows. It's kind of impossible cuz I'm laughing too much. Silly me.
Yuvi9108 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahahaha
XD
yui001kikyo 1 year ago
"Matt why can't we do that?"
LOL XD
eattoes 1 year ago
matt=Eric
Mello= kelpso
L=hide
Where the fuck is fez :'(
STATUSreality 1 year ago
@STATUSreality you know. I'm there, too.
Redustrial 1 year ago
@Redustrial I know? I don't think we've met
STATUSreality 1 year ago
stop yelling at BB
brokenbunnyscage16 1 year ago
I love it you are so cool!
NadiaMichi 1 year ago
B's bottle says BL! HAHA! B and L!
TouchMySitar1 1 year ago
lol "there's a jack russel terrier in my ass." XDDD wtf?
IamJustice743 1 year ago
mello: matt why cant we do that?
matt: O_O CAUSE I CANT FIT MY FOOT IN UR FUCKING MOUTH!
WaterDancinDemyx 1 year ago
EATING OUR BABIEES!o_O LMAO XD u guuy rock :)
MisaRoseAmane 1 year ago
lol I realised that they forgot about "Mother Lover" !
EdwardCullenLuver96 1 year ago
LMFAO take a look at my detachable penis! ♪♫ LMFAO
Star500Syr 1 year ago
Mello is like me when I'm on DayQuill in this vid
JanieGal16 1 year ago
lol i love you guys
thedeathnotefan981 1 year ago 2
You guys are funny as hell no matter what, but this just made me laugh my fucking ass off! XD
Lunara13 2 years ago 2
lmfao. You look like you had fuckin sex with Elton John.
<3 I love you people.
MusicalEternity 2 years ago 3
2:04 - 2:09 i litterally rofled XD
tenaciousheart123 2 years ago 2
Mello:You know who I wanna be?
BB:Harry Fucking Potter?
Mello:CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Lol...
magicstar50 2 years ago 33
and now I really have to mention: there was no Mello ass-slapping in this one XD
lolz, I just enjoy knowing that there's someone in the world who reacts the same way I do^.^'
personifyingowned 2 years ago 27
I know. I missed that too.
TheHalliwell666 2 years ago
I think we all do XP I'm pretty much as bad as Mello when I get even a little alcohol in me, lolz
personifyingowned 2 years ago 2
I have to say I enjoyed when redustrial aka BB got his ass slapped and then mello told him to suck his dick. LOL. BB looked so scarred. Have you noticed in take one and take two mello is extremely pushy when he gets frisky and horny? Matt has to phsically restrain him. its freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
TheHalliwell666 2 years ago 3
and it's hawt XP funny and sexy always go so well together in TouchMyMafia, i think that's what we all love them so much.
personifyingowned 2 years ago
lol the BL drink
nopurplepops8 2 years ago
6:20 - 6:35
Mello: is that where babies come from
Matt: god i hope not
beelzebubs0bum 2 years ago
LOL!!!
You guys are so fucking funny!!!!
DeathNoteFangirl13 2 years ago
YES! i love you all so much! my friend and i are wannabe's of you guys. our vids arn't up yet cuz we havn't made the time to do it.
gaarasgoodside 2 years ago
Mello:why cant we do that?
Matt:Cause I cant fit my foot in ur mouth!
lol
puppyjeeper 2 years ago 2
is mello's cosplayer high in this vid? cuz shes not acting like herself.....O_0
gaarasgoodside 2 years ago 4
hmmmmmmmmmm L i am interested in this detatchale penis you speak of lol
Kodocha7 2 years ago 3
This is the third time I've watched this (and possibly thr third time I've had strep throat X.x), and I'm laiughing so hard, it hurts! xD
xXxemoanglkamaxXx 2 years ago
You guys are fucking awesome!
I love you!
LadyDeathTobi27 2 years ago
we all do.....
suicidalfrog1992 2 years ago
l is the termanator
randomanime7907 2 years ago
..5:52 i feel for u bb...i feel ur pain
khikun 2 years ago
What song is it...?
AvaritiaSohma 2 years ago
Matt: "There's a Beachball in my ass"
hahaha, hilarious shit. L looks like a Pimp at 9:27 XD
Lovingxyouxsorrows 2 years ago
WOW. I love how Matt and Mello are singing Pop, and B's just screaming his head off in the background. xD But that's what you get for waking up in Vegas~
L's outfit changes are fabulous!
manaih 2 years ago 3
xD Mello at 8:39 made me laugh quite hard.
Also, Matty's expressions while BB and Mello were conversing shortly after that, were also quite amusing.
I also don't understand why I'm speaking in such proper English.
xBeadleChickx 2 years ago 2
"Is that where babies come from?"
OMG you guys are hilarious
BeyondBBkun 2 years ago
hahahhaahahahha, mello lost his cock, I think it's friends with matt's ass gnome.
NannerCuppycake 2 years ago
lol oh god you guys are so funny. I want to join Matt's Guild!
karasuaka 2 years ago
i would type every thing you guys said but i cant so im jus gonna say you guys are epic!
WOW matt sure can stick to a topic!
cant wait for your next video!
jammywammygirl 2 years ago
"Put it in the knapsack..." lol
Girlymanlyme 2 years ago
melo and matt 6:17 they look like they seen pedobears cusin rapebear
khikun 2 years ago 2
Oh my god, L and hard gay's baby! 9:17
LanMoore 2 years ago
I'm on your Guild Matty... Both of them... Oh-Fucking-YEAH!
Damn, now I want to make another Blood Elf just for your amusement Matty... XD (oh god, Mel you have to deal with little sister being retarded with Mommy XD)
Lawli, I just love your outfits sometimes... they make me wonder just WHAT you're smoking XD
BB, Have I told you lately how much you scare me in a good way? XD
Okay, seriously... I'm going to go to WoW, make a blood Elf, and terrorize children... Sound nice to you? XD
kerikaibacutie 2 years ago
"Who are you the fucking Terminator?"
I died laughing at that one.
BeyondBreakingYou 2 years ago 3
sing th sailor song
randomanime7907 2 years ago
1:50 Mello's gone XD
BellaChloe3 2 years ago
OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!! COME ON BB JOIN US -sings-
LMAO "That were babies come from?" "I certainly hope not"
I love you guys!
XHybridxChaosX 2 years ago 4
damn it's 2 AM and I'm laughing out loud XDD "is that where babies come from?" "I certainly hope not" XD
HoshisamaValmor 2 years ago 2
this video made me laugh so much my dad is watching me while im dying from not being able to breathe because im laughing.
MyAcidPinkLemonade 2 years ago
Yesh..Lady Gaga has a dick..xD Thus where my joke on deviantART came from..Lawl. x3 Gemini and Lady Gaga..
x0Demyx0x 2 years ago
this reminds me of me and my friends
devilangel11795 2 years ago
omg xDD when Mello, Matt, and L started singing I almost pissed myself xDDD
poor BB xDDD
EmoVampireRiska 2 years ago
holy Sh*t i F******* love you guys!!! Can't stop laughing!!
ZxZxpanic 2 years ago
L = Terminator sex~! O-0
Mello in this vid reminds me of myself wqhen I take DayQuill
JanieGal16 2 years ago 2
lol, i was thinking the same thing as Matt about the gnome is Mello's ass XD I WAN'T TO BE ONE OF THE NEW CLASS!!
ColoringFreake 2 years ago
KONFECTX3
I8apoptart 2 years ago
wha??
ColoringFreake 2 years ago
yeah, she was reindustrials friend.
SweetFlamingo 2 years ago
Yeah Shes gone off You tube She was the one who got me into mello cosplay
I8apoptart 2 years ago 2
yeah, I was friends with her. She was on youtube when I was LechezMoiLJ. I miss her dearly T_T Her and Mole were so damn funny. Unfortunately, I don't think she will be coming back anytime soon.
TouchMyMafia 2 years ago
Konfekt? ._. Yeah, I remember her. She was so funny! But I never got to actually be her friend because she only accepted f/r's from people she knew. But I still miss her, and I'm sure everyone else does ;-;
Confetish 2 years ago
:c i dont either..though i hope so. Stupid idiots making fun of her for cosplaying...I WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN THERE AND MADE FROM OF THEM FOR NOT COSPLAYING D;!
SweetFlamingo 2 years ago
BENSONS ANIMAL FARM
koyukimaho911 2 years ago
Oh god. Its good to see you guys together like that again. You all are so funny together. x3
jessicadedede8 2 years ago 3
I cracked at almost every WoW reference you guys made
beelzebubs0bum 2 years ago 2
XD YES.
TDAChick 2 years ago
Mello at the beginning wth the razor.. I cried laughing
".....get that out of your mouth!!"
I love the random "Poker Face!" xD
What was that song you were all singing? xD
"Is that where babies come from?"
AvaFreak873 2 years ago
LOL i love 2:04
konohagakuree 2 years ago
lolz *round of applesauce* XDDD OMCA I havn't laughed like that in such a long time! Thank you it was much needed!!! lolz ^^' Almost made me late to school
mattXmellforeverz 2 years ago
"GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
I lol :D
xMeliMoonshinex 2 years ago 2
Love you guys. you guys are epically awesome. Love you guys go into a rendition of dirty pop by nsync. Why does matt keep saying poker face? very smart idea about putting the camera on a chair. now this way no one is left out of the video.
TheHalliwell666 2 years ago
w00t 1st comment ^^
Luv the right round part i laughed so hard i fell out of the chair!
Wuv u L!!!!!!! (I am L no1 else is L cause I am L, EPIC and too true)
IamGaaraRAWR 2 years ago