Added: 2 years ago
From: TouchMyMafia
Views: 12,312
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (134)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • 8:08 o rly?

  • 12,000th view!!!!!!!

  • L is super hot.

    I want to hang out with you guys.

  • PMSL :') so funny this was awesome XD

  • that conversation sounded oddly fimilar except the fact we(me and my friends) would probly be more like; me:i have a beach ball up my ass friend 1: i have your mom up my ass friend 2: omg :O me:no i have YOUR beach ball up my ass friend 3: oh really *sexy stare* me: *hugs* SURPRISE, RAPE! friend 1: really? me: I BELIEVE RAPE IS JUST SURPRISE SEX!!!! friend 1: i had surprise sex... with your mom friend 2: no wonder she was making so much noise friend 1 & 2: *high five* and thats how it would go
  • @animekittycatgirl I wish I had friends like yours. >_<

  • @keyleepaine why ... i get raped every day by them and i have one that only says one thing another that always talks about having sex with peoples moms and another thats flat out creepy then i have to time that by 4 (i have one dozen friends but i only mention 3) but i still love dem ^_^ oh then theres me theres subject is for another time ^_^" (sorry if any of this sound mean it was meant to sort of sound like a joke but i still wonder why you want friends like mine??)

  • @animekittycatgirl lol mine are boring.

  • @animekittycatgirl lol mine are boring.

  • @keyleepaine awww thats sad that remind me today i wore a tie and my friend pulled me really close and yelled "this is not sexual" and the guy i like was right in front of us >////<

  • @animekittycatgirl O_o i would have been like "NOT LESBO!" xD

  • @keyleepaine ha ha if i said that then she would be like "now your bi" or she'd be thinking "dose she like him?? ewwww" (evreyone hates the guy i like and he's my friend's ex)

  • Die! Die in a fire!!! xD B you are awesome lol

  • Mello-Why can't we do that? Matt-Cause I can't fit my foot in your mouth!

  • But BB lied... He said they would never break up....

  • @promethea11 they didnt they changed to death god militia

  • @blazingbluedeath If you look on the TMM channel, it says "broken up." And Matt isn't in the group anymore.

  • @promethea11 i am aware but they arent really broken up matts just gone so they changed to dgm

  • mello sounds like gir "what does this thing do?"

  • seriously were did u git the matt googles!?!?!

  • hey Mello, is the vibrateing razor used when matts not around?

  • L: Come with me if you want cake. xD

  • @jellybean19011 I want cake~

  • @heartpounder13 *gives you cake* :D Here ya go. Hahaha.

  • @jellybean19011 CAKE!!!!!!

  • Wait....Wat was L's question?

  • 6:20 - 6:35

    Mello: is that where babies come from

    Matt: god i hope not

    xD

  • Comment removed

  • Anyone that notice that whatever B's drinking has a label that says 'BL' on it? It's like the universe is shipping it :)

  • @PermitWinter isnt that bud light or something?

  • I SOOOOOO wish I could be in your death note group!!!! DX your so funny!!!!!!!!

  • @5:51 awww poor bb so abused DX im surpirsed that they're not all dead

  • "I have no fucking teleport machine!"

    "Then maybe you should take up engineering AND FUCKING MAKE ONE!!"

    That was so randomly awesome. =P

  • This video reminds me so much of me and my best friend! XD

  • Aahhah...funny :D

  • What!!?!

    It's ok Matt they didn't take me either.

    Poor Red got her /his neck hit with a cross

  • Was L cosplaying Van Helsing in the beginning? lol L likes to try different disguises.

  • Too sexy

  • Lol Llamas. XDD

    BB: I don't carry a fuckin knapsack!!!

    Matt: Maybe you should because knapsacks are cool~

    And Mello with a sneaker.

    Mello: What that dis thing do? *unties shoelace* *Gasps* I BROKE IT!!!! *cries*

  • y do you hate pop by n'snyc

  • L is a crossdresser XD

  • Do you guys go to collage or did you finish already?

  • I FUCKIN LOVE THIS L!!!!!

  • Fuckin Love L with that outfit XD

  • L:Dirty pop (grabs BB)

    BB:What do you want!

  • @29Breanna ITs on 6:10

  • What was the song you started singing after Shit in My Pants?

  • @NearxLxMisa "Dirty Pop (Pop)" by N'Sync

  • Do you know what happened to Konfekt? I haven't heard that gnome joke in ages!!! :)

  • *turns slowly to the right* .....GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!

  • BB: so um...*looks down* thats not supposed to go in there.

    Matt: thats what she said.

    XD

  • I know it's crazy, but for some reason I try to breathe during your shows. It's kind of impossible cuz I'm laughing too much. Silly me.

  • hahahahahhahahahaha

    XD

  • "Matt why can't we do that?"

    LOL XD

  • matt=Eric

    Mello= kelpso

    L=hide

    Where the fuck is fez :'(

  • @STATUSreality  you know. I'm there, too.

  • @Redustrial I know? I don't think we've met

  • stop yelling at BB

  • I love it you are so cool!

  • B's bottle says BL! HAHA! B and L!

  • lol "there's a jack russel terrier in my ass." XDDD wtf?

  • mello: matt why cant we do that?

    matt: O_O CAUSE I CANT FIT MY FOOT IN UR FUCKING MOUTH!

  • EATING OUR BABIEES!o_O LMAO XD u guuy rock :)

  • lol I realised that they forgot about "Mother Lover" !

  • LMFAO take a look at my detachable penis! ♪♫ LMFAO

  • Mello is like me when I'm on DayQuill in this vid

  • lol i love you guys

  • You guys are funny as hell no matter what, but this just made me laugh my fucking ass off! XD

  • lmfao. You look like you had fuckin sex with Elton John.

    <3 I love you people.

  • 2:04 - 2:09 i litterally rofled XD

  • Mello:You know who I wanna be?

    BB:Harry Fucking Potter?

    Mello:CHUCK NORRIS!!!

    Lol...

  • and now I really have to mention: there was no Mello ass-slapping in this one XD

    lolz, I just enjoy knowing that there's someone in the world who reacts the same way I do^.^'

  • I know. I missed that too.

  • I think we all do XP I'm pretty much as bad as Mello when I get even a little alcohol in me, lolz

  • I have to say I enjoyed when redustrial aka BB got his ass slapped and then mello told him to suck his dick. LOL. BB looked so scarred. Have you noticed in take one and take two mello is extremely pushy when he gets frisky and horny? Matt has to phsically restrain him. its freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • and it's hawt XP funny and sexy always go so well together in TouchMyMafia, i think that's what we all love them so much.

  • lol the BL drink

  • 6:20 - 6:35

    Mello: is that where babies come from

    Matt: god i hope not

  • LOL!!!

    You guys are so fucking funny!!!!

  • YES! i love you all so much! my friend and i are wannabe's of you guys. our vids arn't up yet cuz we havn't made the time to do it.

  • Mello:why cant we do that?

    Matt:Cause I cant fit my foot in ur mouth!

    lol

  • is mello's cosplayer high in this vid? cuz shes not acting like herself.....O_0

  • hmmmmmmmmmm L i am interested in this detatchale penis you speak of lol

  • This is the third time I've watched this (and possibly thr third time I've had strep throat X.x), and I'm laiughing so hard, it hurts! xD

  • You guys are fucking awesome!

    I love you!

  • we all do.....

  • l is the termanator

  • ..5:52 i feel for u bb...i feel ur pain

  • What song is it...?

  • Matt: "There's a Beachball in my ass"

    hahaha, hilarious shit. L looks like a Pimp at 9:27 XD

  • WOW. I love how Matt and Mello are singing Pop, and B's just screaming his head off in the background. xD But that's what you get for waking up in Vegas~

    L's outfit changes are fabulous!

  • xD Mello at 8:39 made me laugh quite hard.

    Also, Matty's expressions while BB and Mello were conversing shortly after that, were also quite amusing.

    I also don't understand why I'm speaking in such proper English.

  • "Is that where babies come from?"

    OMG you guys are hilarious

  • hahahhaahahahha, mello lost his cock, I think it's friends with matt's ass gnome.

  • lol oh god you guys are so funny. I want to join Matt's Guild!

  • i would type every thing you guys said but i cant so im jus gonna say you guys are epic!

    WOW matt sure can stick to a topic!

    cant wait for your next video!

  • "Put it in the knapsack..." lol

  • melo and matt 6:17 they look like they seen pedobears cusin rapebear

  • Oh my god, L and hard gay's baby! 9:17

  • I'm on your Guild Matty... Both of them... Oh-Fucking-YEAH!

    Damn, now I want to make another Blood Elf just for your amusement Matty... XD (oh god, Mel you have to deal with little sister being retarded with Mommy XD)

    Lawli, I just love your outfits sometimes... they make me wonder just WHAT you're smoking XD

    BB, Have I told you lately how much you scare me in a good way? XD

    Okay, seriously... I'm going to go to WoW, make a blood Elf, and terrorize children... Sound nice to you? XD

  • "Who are you the fucking Terminator?"

    I died laughing at that one.

  • sing th sailor song

  • 1:50 Mello's gone XD

  • OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!! COME ON BB JOIN US -sings-

    LMAO "That were babies come from?" "I certainly hope not"

    I love you guys!

  • damn it's 2 AM and I'm laughing out loud XDD "is that where babies come from?" "I certainly hope not" XD

  • this video made me laugh so much my dad is watching me while im dying from not being able to breathe because im laughing.

  • Yesh..Lady Gaga has a dick..xD Thus where my joke on deviantART came from..Lawl. x3 Gemini and Lady Gaga..

  • this reminds me of me and my friends

  • omg xDD when Mello, Matt, and L started singing I almost pissed myself xDDD

    poor BB xDDD

  • holy Sh*t i F******* love you guys!!! Can't stop laughing!!

  • L = Terminator sex~! O-0

    Mello in this vid reminds me of myself wqhen I take DayQuill

  • lol, i was thinking the same thing as Matt about the gnome is Mello's ass XD I WAN'T TO BE ONE OF THE NEW CLASS!!

  • KONFECTX3

  • wha??

  • yeah, she was reindustrials friend.

  • Yeah Shes gone off You tube She was the one who got me into mello cosplay

  • yeah, I was friends with her. She was on youtube when I was LechezMoiLJ. I miss her dearly T_T Her and Mole were so damn funny. Unfortunately, I don't think she will be coming back anytime soon.

  • Konfekt? ._. Yeah, I remember her. She was so funny! But I never got to actually be her friend because she only accepted f/r's from people she knew. But I still miss her, and I'm sure everyone else does ;-;

  • :c i dont either..though i hope so. Stupid idiots making fun of her for cosplaying...I WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN THERE AND MADE FROM OF THEM FOR NOT COSPLAYING D;!

  • BENSONS ANIMAL FARM

  • Oh god. Its good to see you guys together like that again. You all are so funny together. x3

  • I cracked at almost every WoW reference you guys made

  • XD YES.

  • Mello at the beginning wth the razor.. I cried laughing

    ".....get that out of your mouth!!"

    I love the random "Poker Face!" xD

    What was that song you were all singing? xD

    "Is that where babies come from?"

  • LOL i love 2:04

  • lolz *round of applesauce* XDDD OMCA I havn't laughed like that in such a long time! Thank you it was much needed!!! lolz ^^' Almost made me late to school

  • "GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

    I lol :D

  • Love you guys. you guys are epically awesome. Love you guys go into a rendition of dirty pop by nsync. Why does matt keep saying poker face? very smart idea about putting the camera on a chair. now this way no one is left out of the video.

  • w00t 1st comment ^^

    Luv the right round part i laughed so hard i fell out of the chair!

    Wuv u L!!!!!!! (I am L no1 else is L cause I am L, EPIC and too true)

Loading...
Alert icon
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more