I Wanna Be A Dinosaur.

[zithium]

Bob why did you ever make this video?

[TheOmnipresentPigeon]

Did bob sing this?

[TheOmnipresentPigeon]

Where can i get the mp3?

[islamconstitution]

ahhh man.. na na na stick to the ranting guy!

singing aint you..

[Whoisreading]

It's October 2011, I'm glad I didn't see this video back in 2006 when he posted it. I would have never subscribed and I would have missed all the great other videos he has posted after that. Without knowing what he was up to today, I would have though he was a lunatic by this video, a lunatic that wanted to be a dinosaur because he though that he was a bear....lol

[scottieman2]

I love how people are complaining that there's a bear in the video not a dinosaur. Well, DUH! The reason why he wants to be a DINOSAUR IS BECAUSE HE'S A BEAR. IT'S A METAPHOR.

[larsiemannen]

@scottieman2 can you explain whats the metaphore is?

[scottieman2]

@larsiemannen Hates being a bear wants to be a dinosaur. 

[c6mas]

why the bear if its about dinos? oh well..

[Enoch2]

Bob is a very creative person, may God bless him, I hope he's saved.

[Enoch2]

@Enoch2 Hey I think he is! He has a shirt that says I Love Jesus, Jesus Love You!!!! Praise the Lord!!!!!!!

[sideslide23]

Are you freaking kidding me? Bob is always a Dinosaur every day, he's been Roaring on every video.

[BrothaBill]

Doesn't Bob remind you of Al Bundy?

[scottieman2]

One of the most random things ever. Goes from ranting about Oprah and the president, to signing about Dinosaurs. Complete epicness.

[fredjustsucks]

I thought at the end he was gonna say "WHAT'S NEXT?! WHAT'S NEXT?! WHAT'S NEXT?!!!!!

[Bacon55481]

R u completely insane or ur smokin something you deffinetely shouldnt be..

[scottieman2]

What.... the... fuck..? lol.

[tubeviewerX20]

Creative, wacky way to vent LOL.

[stantheguitarman1989]

even after this i would still vote Bob for president

[beatzsmartzshow]

stupid video he wants to be a dinosaur but his dancing with a bear or some shit like that.

[NoUseOut]

Respond to this video...

 LOL! Awesome. Best vid yet!

[daboodeef179]

you want to be a dinosaur. Me too dude.

[Ixillius]

Vote bob for dinosaur 2012!

[MalikHussein8]

I wanna be Jewish.

[ab1411111]

wow that sucked ever one rate this a bad viedo

[MrSmashface]

Funny thing is, looking at the thumbnails, all of his videos could have this title :P

[superlucci]

Holy shit. AFter watching like 20 of Bobs political videos...I come across this....WHAT THE HELL. Its funny tho

[sayYAYtooday]

Its all starting to make sence. Democrats wanna be human, republicans wanna be dinosaurs.

[pbarry41]

how did he go from this to his crazy right wing rants?

[Chibiwaza]

Ahh 2006 A simpler time where there wan't a lot of things for Bob to bitch about and he spent his spare time doing the following...

[EMB801211]

greatest video from bob ever

[rangergxi]

He was drinking to much when this was made.

[bizzyb0ne017]

Bob thinks dinosaurs are only 6000 years old lol

[TheBattlebean]

i think he did this to prove a point and find out how many people would sit and watch the whole thing.

Theory: most people are fucking retarded and be entertained by the most brainless shit .

Fact: it is unfortunately true.

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@TheBattlebean i think ur looking way to into it, and implying that something like this is brainless is a matter of opinion. i think its a catchy tune that he wrote about wanting to be a dinosaur and not much more. some people just know how to have fun....

[TheByakugansharingan]

u teeth look like dinosaur teeth

[wwefanworld]

Looks like bob got his hands on som crystal meth LOL.

I miss your older rants bob. Try to rant on not only poitics ya know.

[sisudo21]

why am I not a freakin dinosaur yet?

[stalag58]

Bob are snorting crystal lol

[XxDemonXSpawnxX]

hes not wearing pants o_o

[yersisterlovesme]

i wish he would share some of those "illegal" drugs!!!!!!!

[KingArthur13th]

fuck ur drinking disorder, u high as a G6.

[eneckchalk]

LMFAO!!!! Whatever it is your drinking order me a case asap! You are the man! / dinosaur! ...Boboasaurus! ...I wanna be a frickin bobosaur!! LOL I wanna be a bobosaur a bobosaur a bobosaur LOFL. Please don't ever stop Bob. Hands down the best channel on YouTube.

[jaebcommakayla]

ok you're officially insane

THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING DINOSAUR ITS A BEAR

[scottieman2]

@jaebcommakayla That's why he wants to be a Dinosaur. He's tired of being a bear.

[hollybrett7]

@jaebcommakayla hes tired of being a bear so he wants to be a dinosaur

[hamsterman8]

this is what obama does for half the day

[tekqitonstudios]

what the hell is with the bear XD

[luvUtube247]

WTF??? Bob getting high now to help forget the coming of US collapse? LOL

OOO don't worry, soon all humans will be like dinosaurs.

Studied by a later race from Earth or another planet.

I think its pretty obvious now.

"Sir, how would you like your fish? Regular or Unleaded?"

Human self-destruction.

No god needed.

[58robbo]

lay off the acid bro

[OwlHour]

thats a bear......... :p anyways i lolledd

[Alusaint]

thats what happens when u dont use condoms.

[aunuscus]

Bob looks like the fly!

[imspecial333]

bobs been ah drinkin

[sideslide23]

whatsnext? I'll tell you whatsnext, ROAR!!!!

[2conscious]

Jeez, people are soooo lame. It's called therapy. Do you know how many rants Bob does? He's entitled to have a feak-out every day, if this keeps his sanity in an ever-changing world with a crazy-ass government.

[1aaronaaron1]

now these are the types of videos bob is intellectually capable of making. bob should give up on his other topics that he rants about. bravo bob excellent video!

[CheapBeer09]

godammit bob, put some pants on!!

[EarOrgasms]

wtf he should delete this video

[ArswawWorldofWarcraf]

1:00, such a lie.

[char97n]

......................wtf was i just watching.

[TheyHearUsNow]

D: .....................I dont know

[Xenomorph237]

If it's okay with you, I'm gonna make a funny Video from this.

[AK234ful]

Oh wow... Now i know what guys do in their spare time... Make i wanna be a dinosaur videos...

[char97n]

lol

[sabrinac1]

Finally found a use for the over-sized stuffed animal won at a carnival, eh? Cute! I'm deciding if it's funny enough for the kiddies.

[Khachturabian]

Lonely guy.

[cool40999]

WTF this is weird

[Alusaint]

that thing looks more like a bear to me

[LaHaine88]

I would've loved this as a kid!

Great work Bob.

Two questions. You ever consider running or office? And, have you ever considered making a childrens' album?

[jappanpreeti]

um... WTF?

[ashleelmb]

He looks like hes getting mixed up an actually wants to be Lui Forigno as the incredible hulk, not a dinosaur

[joeyviolent]

lol bob is the man!

[ThiagoCopaG]

u know that this is a bear, right?

[lechienman]

Urrr weird

[badasscajun17]

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!

[KingDingaLing090]

Dinosaurs never went extinct. Birds are dinosaurs and their everywhere.

[PoIiticallyIncorrect]

LOL, BOOBIES

[fdota]

-_- go die in a ditch if you can't tell the difference between birds and dinasaurs

[KingDingaLing090]

0_o Birds evolved from dinosaurs.

I guess you are the last shmuck on earth that has heard? What sewer did you emerge from?

[fdota]

theres a difference from evolving from something and being something -_____- are u an ape?

[KingDingaLing090]

Sharks and alligators are dinosaurs too.

0_o Fag.

[imyoursuperior2]

Watch Ben Stein's Expelled.

[Midvinterblot542]

This just shows he has a sense of humor and he's a regular guy.

[baldo543]

well....at least it's better than the okey dokey one...which was stuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

[sideslide23]

whats wrong with Odey Dokey? its almost like the 4th track onthe American Offspring CD album.

[jakewillis18]

ur a fag and a virgin u fagg

[cjdabes]

Hypocrite, you first claim hes a fag, then you claim hes a virgin? damn, HYPOCRISY IS EVERYWHERE!

[danthemovieman19]

cant be gay and a virgin?

[cjdabes]

Your technically not officially gay unless you've worked the pipe. Same thing with Heterosexuals, theres no proof your gay or hetero till you've actually had sex. Either way, obviously Bob can't be gay just for having fun making this video..

[imyoursuperior2]

You uh...went to public school didn't you?

[plottotakethemdown]

did someone slip some L.S.D im my beer?

[Syeal7]

Dude... That's a bear.

[Jink5]

O... M... G...

....

LOL XD, WTF? LOL!

[chrishan7]

no life

[TheZezt]

this is one of the most pointless things I've ever seen in my life, why do people do this? are they really that bored? wow.

[couchpotato1159]

Guess all that frustration finally got to him.

[troubledseed]

DUDE!!!!!!.... How the fuck do you go from "What's next? ill tell you whats next" to this...

[Jink5]

Calm down. This video is from 2006.

Maybe it was training, LOL.

[xMNxMONSTER]

your retarded.... I3itch im a dinosour you jelous fucking queer!

[sideslide23]

Bob should argue about whats going on With Disney California.

[MaskedChong]

Gay,shit,poop,ugly,crap,stupid­,cunt

[GrecoWrestlerNJ70]

EPIC!!!

[SH1N081]

damn now i wanna be a dinosaur

[Reaper00147]

@SH1N081 Lol u said it mann

[GrandMasterRy]

its a bear.

[SH1N081]

you have to use your imagination

[k5lta]

i agree but he is pretty entertaining^_^

[CFAMediaV7]

You still spell the word "You're" like "ur"... I wouldn't be talking dumbshit

[rambouser]

FUCK U ...CFAMediaV7 UR A RETARDSAURUS .. HAHAHA U LITTLE BITCH

[CFAMediaV7]

LOL

I love when you kids today think that cursing is a valid argument... o.o

[Jink5]

So true. Kids...

[cjdabes]

and thats why he's still smarter than you!....have a sense of humor

[graphattic]

And you are the most humorless fucktarded 19 year old i have seen. Go get vaccinated in the brain or something.

[cjdabes]

Its called fun, ever had it or even heard of it? This man can't have fun making a short video for YouTube? You don't have a single video and your saying hes childish? The only people who come on YouTube and call people immature and those who are only children who are acting older...

[webbywebkinz12345]

completely g rated, lol. its stuck in my head now

[ABCBOBBY799]

haha u r tite

[MG42pillbox]

I love it.. But Bob put some Dino pictures up there and edit it so we can show it to our kids

[Smartassawhip]

I think Bob drank a little more than usual on this night.. but damn that song is catchy. lol

[avidx]

dude your videos rock, but every once and a while you need to delete something.

This is something you need to delete.

You can delete this comment as well.

Ty for great rants, rollercoaster vid is cool too.

[numbchucking]

Bob's awesome.

[parrot3267]

but scary face near the end

[parrot3267]

catchy song

[jazz10117]

Great video Bob, but you look more like a Zombie from the original Day Of The Dead film.

[SH1N081]

now this is song is stuck in my head

[VivaLaSam09]

That is so unlike his other vids. He must've been trippin' MAAAAAAAJOR balls... All of the others are all serious and political, and this one's just... like... What possible motive could he have for making this? Seriously! WHAT THE HELL??? lol

[grapeexmagoo]

wow wtfhaha

[gradgy]

Nice vid just one thing I taught I'd point out , its A bear

[DarkAngel31678]

you scare me =0

[BiGFOOT5009]

??????????

[booboobooie47]

1.copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[ZombieX13]

That was strange. When I looked at my hands I realized they were strangling Barry Gibb.

[ChaiVat]

Pretty lame, not even funny, or interesting at all. Its like some dope at work telling a joke to EVERYONE and NO ONE laughs. I'd be embarrassed.

[hornyoldpriest]

I like the pictures of you in your shorts

[KOLOTOLZ]

ur a legend! bob for president!

[smartbro678]

bobs gonna be a fast talker fast talker fast talker raaarrrr ok whats next ill tell you whats next,whats next whats next whats next!

[iHinRe]

freaking idiot

[SteveMiller88]

Well......this is different.

[LukeGeoDude]

u should watch this stoned

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

LMAO

[iloveyousomuchkissxx]

u r screwed up...seriously

[thirdpositionist]

iloveyousomuchkissxx ..... you mean you didn't get excited during the rhinoceros charges?

[iloveyousomuchkissxx]

umm no because this guy is supposed to make videos of him ranting oon serious stuff yet he is being stupid and making stupid videos, thats why i dont take this guy seriusly and i never will..

[jeryl1968]

i was actually scared at the end there lol bob can be a scary dinosaure lol

[Ashlizzle07]

This is why drugs are illegal.

[12345Richie67890]

idiot

[CHUYMYSTERIO432]

he needs to get a life seriously crying about everything and acting stupid i bet he still virgin and hs mad bout it cuz no women wants to be close 2 hom cuz he stinks like white trash

[Warrivar]

well this is...a change from the usual O.o

[BrulesRules001]

bob, wtf?

[teeferab1]

Well you got your wish, people like you are dinosaurs. Funny vid though.

[M1GarandPatriot]

Damn, I like this song a lot. Wonder who wrote it.

And the video goes well with it, nice work I have to say, even if low-tech.

[TheNilvarg]

Wow, it's weird to watch this after seeing two years of awesome political videos.

[Th3Bellatrix]

Have you watched his videos? He's a smart guy. I'm pretty sure he realizes it's a bear.

[AnarchyBegins]

I AM a dinosaur.

and a pirate.

[english2me]

☻/

/▌

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this is bob. he's taking over youtube.

[sausagemaker33]

look too the right of the teddy, i see a mask!

[RamboLurch]

Is this some sort of metaphor?

You try and act like a hard nosed dinosaur, but you truly are a giant teddy bear?

[kingklick77]

looks like ur reptilian genes are kicking in

[mounir00015]

LOL good one

[CallMeKnowBody]

HOLY SHIT!!! THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THANKS BOB!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now I just got to get a TShirt.

[kake1776]

Uh, Bob. I think that's a big teddy bear.

[bettlebailey1995]

ya bob that is a big teddy bear

[lvl9001Troll]

yea bob he's right, that's a big teddy bear, not a dinosaur...

[Schnitzels123]

is this a bad acid trip?

[quirogai]

my two year old bro is hooked on this song

[ironclad452]

uhhh ...

ok. I just lost two minutes I'll never get back ..

Stick to the political rants, Bob.

[divagirl0177]

hahahaha!!! funny..strange, but funny.

[JapanForSale]

His bathroom depresses me. All pink and small. Mine's no better either, and it's old and grimey to boot.

If I was Bob, I would put my energy into fixing up my bathroom first, then make more rants. I seriously hate tiny, cramped, filthy looking bathrooms. Bugs me to no end.

[thelamb777]

Haha...I think the same way on that, but I just ignore it anyways because too many people's bathrooms are like that...

[RyanMillay]

Uh Dude, That's a friggin' BEAR!

[PeeFinster]

thats not a bear either...its your mother...hahah