why don't you slit your wrist so red blood comes out you fuckin creppy bitch..you suck and i hate you..ahjsliusawe <- do you understand that, cause i could'nt understand what you said you foul gressy basterd
Heaping praise on Johnny's vid, Kristina's vid, and BlueSkies vid (on faith that I'll love it when Final Cut finally spits it out.
Me? I'm going to sit down and watch Warren Beatty's "Reds" and go commie for RED Christmas. (someone once told me that I borrowed my YouTube art direction from the interviews in Reds.)
lol
WoWmadness101 2 years ago
Aww, you were so cute as a red headed little boy! lol You're awesome.
-Ri
ceres51892 2 years ago
lol u r voice is awesome so i rated 5/5
clonemasterman 2 years ago 2
dec 19th is my birthday :D
alyxrawrr 2 years ago
yo i live in durham (ur name = jonnyDURHAM (if u didnt know)) ... considering your accent id say ur not from da "bull city" :)
SunnyShroom 3 years ago
lol i live in durham to! :D
where abouts do you live?
i'm from shincliffe :)
gabishmabi 2 years ago
on the chapel hill border
SunnyShroom 2 years ago
hoho...cool...:)
asklepije 3 years ago
COLOUR? AHAAA
bluetictac 3 years ago
your red day is weak, wheres all your redness?
nicolcacola 3 years ago
red nose day x]
0SaltyPepper0 3 years ago
Hahahaha, Johnny this is amazing :D
Once there was a man named Red.
Drunk, he fell out of his bed.
They pulled him aside,
and took him outside,
and said Red you're too dead for your head.
wtf?
likeitsbecky 3 years ago
damn i missed it. although my hair is red - does that count?
"i'm just a boxman, yeaah yeaah"
PiesAreCool 3 years ago
there is an old guy named red that lives near me...he acts like he is paralyezed to get free money from the government
PumaFern205 3 years ago
your 10-year-old-picture is cool
benjmw 3 years ago
you rock man and i think your accent is kick ass♥
marlind9 3 years ago
ahaha, you can celebrate so many ways for Red Christmas day!
ily, your just the cutiest. (: <3333
PURPLEGUMMYPANDA 3 years ago
Box man... Box man... lol xxx
failedjellybelly 3 years ago
whoah! you speak too fast! are you really like that? i mean.. u know..
pransesa 3 years ago
jesus! what was that thing ur were drinking? it must have been disgusting!
cLuEleSsOo 3 years ago
couldve been red gatorade or something
airman355 3 years ago
There once was a boy called Red,
Though his real name was Johnny instead.
One day he smiled
And my heart went wild,
Until I realised that I had lead (poisoning).
tryan4eva 3 years ago 4
mmm, backwash, yummy
ScottPlusThis 3 years ago
happy red christmas day, johnny!
and happy real christmas too, you know!
hope you have a great christmas and a lovely 2009!
megagirl17 3 years ago 2
OHHH! RED Christmas day was on my Birthday!
Cleanuponaisle11 3 years ago
i love you johnny.
you are very very cute
aliasathene 3 years ago 3
you could go out with your mates and paint the town RED
adamb0000 3 years ago
could i paint johnny red?
aliasathene 3 years ago
You were adorable with red hair!
There once was a man named Red
Who never got out of his bed.
He got up one day
in a tentative way
and, dizzy, fell down on his head.
~Trav
sivartis 3 years ago 2
There once was a man named red,
everyone wished him dead
he eat a pie
then chose to die..
Then everyone said: OMFG YAY.
JodieisaNermie 3 years ago
haha that made me laugh so fricken hard
em0m0vi3 3 years ago
LOL,
my baby sister thought you were harry potter.
PockyFoo 3 years ago 2
:) funny, dude!
ihatepittsburgh 3 years ago
Happy Red Christmas! :]
Cordial is disgusting plain.
It almost made me ill just watching you drink it.
soradsauce 3 years ago
any red liquid.....
vampire!
...i guess he doesnt like that red substance he drank.....
xD
PeopleOnTheStreets95 3 years ago
you look like the actor that plays edward.
♥
TheBeatlesRockxoxo 3 years ago
Yeah, I drnk the red liquid out of the old man, RED, for red christmas. Does that count?
mij194 3 years ago
that poem is awsome and um..... wat was the drink cuz u didnt seem to like it!! lol
sarahislikewtf 3 years ago
what was that red stuff you were drinking? er....keeping in your mouth momentarily....
VictoriaPlz 3 years ago
LOL mate my sis thinks ur hot>>> HAHAHA
undies111 3 years ago
He is ;)
TrashCandyy 3 years ago
lmao i love you,johnny
SharpFinale 3 years ago
lolol anything red huh ?
heheheh ..
tetsusaigaVSzangetsu 3 years ago
hehe this is well good +
Ur verry pretty
JellyKimSugarBoom14 3 years ago
Beautiful Poetry there..
ASimpleLoveSong 3 years ago
Love the poem!
SlipFlip 3 years ago
THAT'S NOT POETRY!!! I HATE THE COLOR RED!!! does blood count...
mij194 3 years ago
you should've drank fruit punch! its a WHOLE LOT better than undiluted cordial...
paramorer0x 3 years ago
gr8 poem !!
loved the end too so funni !
EmzZere07 3 years ago
:D :D
sofahelten 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
...marry me.
<3
exitYO 3 years ago
five stars just because of the ending. you're adorable!
littlebit313 3 years ago
Johnny I love your poem!!!!!!!
And omg you were sooooo cute at 10 with red hair!!!!
My bangs are pink, does that count? xD
PiNKiPodGymnast 3 years ago
december 19 is also known as my BIRTHDAY!
yay
danasmana 3 years ago
me too!
xD
haliegaskarth 3 years ago
yay! we r practicly related
danasmana 3 years ago
happy birthday then :D
Lotusisgreat 3 years ago
yay thank u!
danasmana 3 years ago
I've already drawn a spider.. I can't draw robots too..! Lol
A man called red
whose real name might have been Ted
locked up Stephen instead
of really painting that apartment red
The End.. lol
ZoeMoi 3 years ago
awesome ending :D
<3
AayushiXx 3 years ago
great poem...
bukonuts 3 years ago
ok iv never even HEARD of red day X_X
HAMMYsammich 3 years ago
I don't think it existed until now =]
keine1337wurst 3 years ago
You're retardedly adorable.
sharnyparny 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha that poem made me laugh so hard. that was excellent. you were so cute when you were 10!
pigletndpooh 3 years ago
Yeah, well... I'm going to buy a giant box and paint it red.
Then I'll walk around with it on all day, then eventually I'll suffocate and die.
... Perhaps that's not a good plan after all. .-.
xFreakshowDreams 3 years ago
ok johnny... is red xmas day realy real??
indiluv01 3 years ago
what!
simatks 3 years ago
LOVED the red poem...
You should be published...
skatmatt 3 years ago
That's so great! You're hilarious. Nice poem, too. :)
*puts on red tights and starts dancing around*
So what if I'm a day late? haha
Singer4Jesus 3 years ago
Robot friends are the best kind.
*drinks your juice.
What? <3
jabazzy 3 years ago
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why don't you slit your wrist so red blood comes out you fuckin creppy bitch..you suck and i hate you..ahjsliusawe <- do you understand that, cause i could'nt understand what you said you foul gressy basterd
jowens74 3 years ago
so he's creepy,
and your not???
wriggzy 3 years ago
dude what is your problem
thetrashtube 3 years ago
i shall wear a red box on my dead
myipodtouchSam 3 years ago
aw, luv u johneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
♥♥♥♥♥♥
its true, your videos are getting funnier
1912jackdawson1912 3 years ago
what were you drinking?
NoBadBlood 3 years ago
i still don't get it.
Nevermindme55 3 years ago
amazing poem! haha
crayonpainting 3 years ago
ha, i was eyeing that red box in the 5ag video.
somegal09 3 years ago
I love the lighting in this video johnny
RedBot!
amiebelle 3 years ago
Johnny always makes me smile.
whitefluffyhat 3 years ago
hahahahahahhahahahahah LOL XD ilyxxx
cutekat0012345 3 years ago
your videos just keep getting funnier
Silverismine 3 years ago
ollolololololool im drinking cranberry juce lolololol rofl
JI332 3 years ago
wow. your face was hilarious after spitting the "RED" drink out. lol
cdgurli 3 years ago
lolol
JerryJealousy 3 years ago
Haha I love this :)
And you sort of look like Robert Pattinson. hmm. Hot :)
misskaylee01 3 years ago
Only Johnny doesnt seem stoned everytime he's interviewed
[no offense Twilighters...please dont kill me....]
amiebelle 3 years ago
hahaha
ur soooo right. even though i am i twilight fan. lucky for u, im a VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE!
1912jackdawson1912 3 years ago
mmmm undiluted cordial.
funkadelic89 3 years ago
lool
cool vid
FashionKaren01 3 years ago
"I'm just a box man..yeah yeah...I'm just a box man..." xDDD
hahaha
that was hilarious
CreepyBrian 3 years ago
0:58 = Face replaced :P
TheDarkLordKumquat 3 years ago
omg u remind me of edward cullon
i love u
salsagirl1994 3 years ago
omgsh he totally does lol
i always thought he looked framiliar
blackwithenvy702 3 years ago
cullen douche
JerryJealousy 3 years ago
I really hope I don't have to drink blood. D:
jayleemei 3 years ago
hahahaha the end made me laugh
you have amazing cheekbones btw :)
cowsandcavys 3 years ago
when the old man died(name red)was there alot of red involed????????
rangerover06sc 3 years ago
Haha I Love You Johnny !
Happy Red X-mas day !!! im gonna drink a red liquid too. its called red wine. =)
whydoyouwant2know 3 years ago
Happy Red Christmas Johnny :]
ninaYAYAx 3 years ago
i put on my red hat,shirt,pants,socks,and gloves on to celibrate...merry christmas :)
xxcrazyponyloverxx 3 years ago
You were amazing when you were 10.
WAY ahead of your time, already celebrating!
GrahamCrackerGirl 3 years ago
kool Jonny!
keithzworld 3 years ago
Honestly I didn't get the red christmas thing but the video was stellar :)
MarigoldDreams 3 years ago
If my hair is already red, am I covered?
SRB846 3 years ago
hahah aw. what was that red liquid, anyways?
shanellio19 3 years ago
LOL
Red box man is awesomee!
And dying your hair red very creative. ;]
-Macy <3
iluvpink411 3 years ago
Awh your face after drinking that red... stuff
And thats why we loves ya!
;]
Gentle Johnny <3
x2close4comfortx 3 years ago
Happy Holidays Mate :)
PhotogenicKid 3 years ago
Out of all the days to pick Red Christmas Day, they choose my birthday...
1anda405 3 years ago
Johnny, you alright.
You get FIVE stars for coloring your hair red.
Stay cool.
tripthe1 3 years ago
Johnny ar you trying to take on smosh? Lol merry red christmas to you <3
ClaireLILI 3 years ago
hahaha happy red christmas day
Mozakyy 3 years ago
you spit that liquid out pretty gracefully, but it was cute. haha.
sherolls 3 years ago
i actually loled at the end, then showed my parents, they didn't find it quite as amusing as i did. :p
jackequalslife 3 years ago
I want more red box man :)
-sophia
sopeauh 3 years ago
haha the end was genious. xD
you could just draw a lot of red hearts and give it to the people you love. yay.
Maryangel24 3 years ago
happy red christmas day :]
annamariaa32 3 years ago
Aww! Happy Red Christmas!
HailCelticFC 3 years ago
ilyy
blubberflub12345 3 years ago
Ahaha, you were adorable as a red 10-year-old with a clown nose XD Happy Red Christmas Day !
xSushixPackx 3 years ago
julebrus! :D
Relgappo 3 years ago
hahaha what was the "red liquid" that made you spit it out?
nicadeo 3 years ago
the picture of you as a clown is absolutely adorable!:)
what were you trying to drink? lol
cynthialynnn 3 years ago
my river is running red.....kinda a reason to hate this red day :(
xXraggaXmuffinXx 3 years ago
Mr. Box Man would be an excellent submission for Face/Replaced :-D
Laedelas 3 years ago
Oh dear, what a horrible face you made -- were you drinking blood?
Gilbinator 3 years ago
you are SO CUTE
:)
boxman.
heh
whatsherface23 3 years ago
You look very glum in your new little pic with your hat on.
wonderfulkeithfloyd 3 years ago
omgawsh! What were you attempting to drink!? lol you looked soo grossed out!
I dyed my hair red! =D Well the bottom half of it, but yea... haha!
PsychoPanda08 3 years ago
i love you
marry me
mememelucy 3 years ago
mr. box man! yeh, mr. box man! haha!
what was that red mixture anyway? looked like jello mixture before it has been "jello'd"..
mewpie85 3 years ago
Johnny, you just getter cuter and cuter.
manny8719 3 years ago
the poem made my day, because i think i've written something similar..or maybe thats just how i speak normally :P
Mikisthatchick 3 years ago
lol loved the red nose johnny =]
natztheflip 3 years ago
lol...Ermmmm, Good Ideas
WillzWazHere 3 years ago
haha red is great.
SuperNerd528 3 years ago
its also hug a redhead day!
PSYMuffins 3 years ago
So much grace, so much style, so much
Cheers mate.
vivaarnoldo 3 years ago
you had brown eyes when you were 10 or was that just the picture?
SimplyJalyn 3 years ago
Well what was your red liquid? D=
eccentricsimpleton 3 years ago
i love the poem :P
xoxtotgeliebt483xox 3 years ago
you have beautiful lips and I liked the poem
loushythewriter 3 years ago
yeah.
in LOVE with you.
<3
sbort 3 years ago
Aww, the picture of you when you were a kid ^_^; how cute!!
iabbervocium 3 years ago
your sooo cute!
xoJuleeees 3 years ago
im just a box man
lol
:P
racoon1801 3 years ago
i loved your poem! haha and the ending =D
angeloonaxyz 3 years ago
what was the red liquid? lol
bobme5 3 years ago
was it cranberry juice?
1drunkeneejit 3 years ago
Aww, the pic of you with red hair is so adorable!
snowaeris 3 years ago
rated five red stars!
FroGhandi 3 years ago
My cat's name is Red!! Because he's an orange tabby haha
samfitz9 3 years ago
Veeeeeeeery interesting. :)
IAGuy06 3 years ago
You're Adorable.
Meg.
theycallmeMeGs 3 years ago 3
o johnny!
Toddly00 3 years ago
LOL to the ending
I loved your peom :)
TrashCandyy 3 years ago
lol, box man!
hahaha =)
kevinisnotsocoollike 3 years ago
haha the ending was ace!
but i really enjoyed box man :P
StephJay93 3 years ago
That poem was amazing.
TMParrish2011 3 years ago
omg, you make me laugh. Lol.
Kalthouza 3 years ago
nice one johnny! 10yo you was cute!
andrsdtz 3 years ago
i take it you're not a big fan of red coloured liquid?
creativemachine 3 years ago
cherryade!!!!!!!!!!
lucozade228 3 years ago
i luv the ending <3
CarsAllLinedUp 3 years ago
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Hi! My name is Red!
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW 3 years ago 2
lol hhee. love the ending :D
<3
misslv2accessorize 3 years ago
There once was a boy named Johnny
Who was celebrating Red Christmas-ony
He drank a red drink
But it was made of stink
So he spit it back out...ony
You need to change your name to something easier to rhyme. Like Ted.
MegTao 3 years ago 2
so umm why is your face always so bright? do you have a light shining directly at your face? or is it the computer screen?
thekookykooksrun 3 years ago
...and you can spit out a red colored liquid!
:]
ladydevil44 3 years ago 3
Classy ending!
UTubeTulip 3 years ago
hahah funny,
box head XD
Liz1993XD 3 years ago
Heaping praise on Johnny's vid, Kristina's vid, and BlueSkies vid (on faith that I'll love it when Final Cut finally spits it out.
Me? I'm going to sit down and watch Warren Beatty's "Reds" and go commie for RED Christmas. (someone once told me that I borrowed my YouTube art direction from the interviews in Reds.)
mickeleh 3 years ago
Johnny in colour?
DO NOT WANT!
SunscorchX 3 years ago
LOL. He did look unnaturally ruddy, there, didn't he.
mickeleh 3 years ago
SNOWDAY TODAY!!!
Overtheedgevideos 3 years ago