Jeremy Kyle - A Flying Box of Tissues

[Baby0o0Bubbles]

@lottiestar LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

[hippie1o12]

his sisters actually quite fit, but im afraid of meeting him and talking about his age all the time.

[icebalz]

am nainteen jey...

[MsMiMo18]

awww.. I was hoping he'd throw the box at the 19yr old. :(

[The1AndOnlyDannyBro]

Thats one ugly 19 year old.

[xXxiiLoveeYouuxXx]

01:34 LOL how old are you?? like he dont know HAHA or was it jokes?? lol go jezza

[lottiestar]

0:48 made me jump! What the hell was that noise? A dying elephant, haha.

[kensei85]

ashley is way too sophisticated a name for him, he needs a name like grog

[OwenStillLives]

So let me get this straight... He's 20 right?

[1ukjunglednbraver]

i dont rate the lie detector to highly im sure when its wrong it ruins lives and it isnt a exact science that's why it isnt used in a court of law...but on this show its treated most of the time like its never wrong when some test have proven its 95% right at best so if you ask 3 questions theres a 15% chance one will be wrong and it can be alot worse than that

[ODsDalton]

I hope the Children and the Mother are doing well in there lives. . .as for the Father, although i don't like his actions because they were unacceptable, i do also hope he's changed his ways, and that he's there for his kids more!

[samfitzy8]

He's the only gay in the village!!!!!!

[datkitchen]

He may be 19, but I bet that his IQ is lower.

[MrAloo14]

next time he says someone should kick the shit out the motherfooker

[MrAloo14]

i cant believe how big of a dumb shit he is

[mattcharger1]

wtf mate?

[chapmasi]

The sister would get it up the shitter......

[KingDiamondHead]

0:50 sounds like an elephant

[Jcreek11]

The people who go on this programme are the worst people on earth

[447413588207]

Ohhhh blesss he's only 19 jezza he's still a child

[gangstermafia]

I dont know if anyone noticed but he is just 19 ..

[jimerdyboberdy]

He is 19

[xMandalorex]

im 19

lol

[spartanses]

00:30 have you had a look left *takes more than a second to think which way is left*

[RikkGlassbrook]

GET AN ABORTION BITCH!!!! Another dumb bitch who stays with an absolute prick with 0 looks and 0 intelligence. WELL DONE YOU DUMB WHORE!

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook she wants the social benefits a free house and free money every week for 16 years..there from the vallys there is no jobs there its a hole its all you can do unemployemnt is up to 60% in some towns

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver And that makes it right? No.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook i dont think its wrong you gota do what you gota do and its an available legal choice

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver It's a choice the losers and wasters of the UK abuse. If there aren't any jobs - relocate. It's losers like that, which drive this country into the ground and give the upper hand to foreign workers as we're too lazy and bone fucking idol to get off their ass and get a job, like the rest of us have to. Instead, these wankers sit on their ass and sponge off the rest of the country who do work and do support our economy.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

the uk is better with somthing to fall back on imagaine the crime there would be without it

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver So it's OK for losers and lazy cunts to fall back on the people who actually work their ass' off to support our economy and let people like that do fuck all? Man, you're thick as pig shit. Get a life... and by the sounds of it, get a job whilst you're at it.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook i have a job im happy to pay tax it goes to my friends the way i think it and if it didnt well i would still be taxed the same...im just accepting the fact and not getting angry whats the point

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver You obviously have no concept of how our economy works and therefore, no point wasting my time.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook you must want the uk to be like the usa were there are close to a million destitute living on the streets smoking crack and boshing heroin with no nhs the way i see it you dont care for any of your taxes going to the needy

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver That's where it's supposed to go, but I don't see why we support people for longer than necessary. Especially when they don't want to get off their ass and help themselves. Why should the rest of the country support them? These are people who sponge off the rest of the UK and aren't even trying to look for a job. These ARE people who get housing and jobseekers benefits to live in a crack house and we DO pay for their crack/alcohol/smack addictions.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook maybe they should reopen the workhouses from back in the day

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver Or maybe they should just get a job? Dumbass.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@RikkGlassbrook so many jobs to choose from isnt there

[RikkGlassbrook]

@1ukjunglednbraver There are. They might not be peoples 1st choice and they may have to travel to get to and from work but there are jobs out there IF people are prepared to look in the first place. All these sponges do is keep giving reasons why they shouldn't get a job and put it off and put it off. Their a drain on society mate and that's all their good for. That and rioting.

[ExtraTerrestrial100]

All people on this show are STUPID! If ur solving ur problems on national television and letting Jeremy take advantage of it than ur stupid.

[MediaBlog90]

I think he's 19 and he needs help.

[treeostat]

My fave bit was where he said "I'm only 19". Arsehole.

[treeostat]

Sterilise idiots. All of them. And all men who refuse to take responsibility for their muck.

[SpunkyBunnyMan]

WHERE DID HIS EYEBROWS GO

[MissGorjus09]

Oi!

That is offensive to us welsh!

Look i get it some people are utter pigs but dont you dare try and say its because of his ethnicity! That guy is an ass on the jeremy kyle show because of his personality! Blame the guy and dont give an answer of "because he's welsh" because you can piss a lot of people off that way.

[Gaming4me809]

Where's the responsibility to the female who is getting knocked up?!? Is it the same over there as it is in the U.S. where we let the females off the hook?

[treeostat]

@Gaming4me809 Is that why in the US women are all called hos and there's no male equivalent term of derision - because you let women off the hook?

[Gaming4me809]

@treeostat: I think they're called man whores but I'm not too sure. I don't think you can call a man a whore but you can call him a player, cheater, loser, etc.

[ftheedl]

LMFAO AT THE WAY SHE CRIES AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

[johngeorgedale]

Gosh why do the audience always act like they're saints

[V3YRONS]

he looks like a pig

[SpunkyBunnyMan]

@V3YRONS literally..

[ShaolinPete]

I actually connect with the 19 year fellow, he seems decent

[Cmaster1993]

heyyy youuu guyyzzzzzzz

[XSlYdAsHX]

am 19 am 19 am 19 am 19 am 19 am 19 am a retard am wait wut

[blobby427]

dropped on his head as a baby by the looks of it

[razoreze]

im not sure.....but i think he's 19

[OrangeMonkeyProD]

While this guys is a massive tool. Jeremy kyle just shouts and provokes people.

[plutoniumdust]

@OrangeMonkeyProD Yeah but it's funny. Nobody wants to sit and watch a friendly discussion.

Also learn English.

[OrangeMonkeyProD]

@plutoniumdust Dear Grammar Nazi, I am writing to apologise for my use of the letter 's' on the end of 'guys'. I would also like to say sorry for the lack of a capital letter on his surname. If you could find it in your heart not to be such a pedantic tit, I would appreciate it.

[plutoniumdust]

@OrangeMonkeyProD You might want to try writing your two sentences again as one single sentence.

What you have is two seperate statements: While this guys is a massive tool. [pause]

Jeremy kyle just shouts and provokes people.

Please reply with a comment, consisting only of the corrected sentence, by tomorrow.

[OrangeMonkeyProD]

@plutoniumdust This Guy is a massive tool. Jeremy Kyle shouts and provokes people. I would have written the prior two sentences the way that you intended, however you did not meet my requirements that I posted in my last reply. You are still just as much of a Pedantic tit.

[plutoniumdust]

@OrangeMonkeyProD Why did you capitalise two nouns?

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[Patch4er]

"Have you any Idea how she feels?"

"WAHHHGHTHD"

[TheDarkAngelDani]

FFS! I'm 19????? I had my eldest at 16 after being in an abusive relationship. I'm now 21 with 2 kids, i care for them, provide for them, i'm doing a degree, and the ONLY time i mention my age to do with them is with dickheads like this who think 'i'm so young' is a good enough reason for being a useless waste of space!!!! Poor kids, poor mother, hope the fucking dad got the snip, doesn't deserve kids!

[UndeadTurk]

@TheDarkAngelDani

I don't know who you are, or what you look like, but I am so proud of you.. I wish you all the best.

[anonUK]

He's 19, mind you.

Age or IQ, I don't know.

[kmftyua]

@anonUK

hahahaha thats all he says !

[TheLouise22x]

2.04 Jeremy's bounce makes my life hahahahah

[McTaminus]

'no job is harder than being a mother' i dunno, i reckon astronaut would be harder........

[TheDarkAngelDani]

@McTaminus As a mother studying for a BSc in astrophysics, i can tell yopu know it isn't. Join nasa's tweet site, there's a father astronaught on there who says the same!

[McTaminus]

is he melting?

[ScootMGP7]

Fookiiiinnn elll!

[MICHAELCLIENS]

Jeremy Kyle is one nosy fukka 

[ZeWaffles]

@MICHAELCLIENS they come to the show for him to get answers out of both sides so no shit

[MICHAELCLIENS]

@ZeWaffles why dont you take your tongue out jeremy kyles ass u little fag

[TheDraykez]

@MICHAELCLIENS Now dat aint nice innit!

[ZeWaffles]

@MICHAELCLIENS I'm a fag because I'm right? You no make sense!!!

[laurenlawson2011]

LMFAO

[robsindle1812]

narrow minded welsh sheepshagger 

[3slowhand]

hes not a bad lad, just very immature an a mummys boy,, if hes gonna get girls pregnant hes gotta be man enough to take responsibility.

[HolgateGaming]

he looks like a canniable from Wrong Turn O.O

[kmftyua]

@HolgateGaming

haha true that :)

[DurkaDurkaMuhamigia]

@HolgateGaming hes welsh he shags sheep...

[bobbinbach]

Where are his eyebrows?

[Supersweet5551]

that poor girl x

[dominicellison101]

Does Jeremy Kyle look for people to go on his show in dentist waiting rooms?

[PLUNKETT334]

Im surprised he didn't have a one night stand with a sheep

[XxNightAngelusxX]

Dudely is Welsh??? Jeremy, try this.... AVADA KADAVARA

[pete145340]

@ello20000 as my teacher used to say, ADHD is just an excuse to be be loud,shout and fight people and not get in trouble.

[MiikeyMolestation]

@pete145340 Actually, you stupid cunt, it's a behavioral disorder. My younger brother has ADHD, and you have no fucking idea what it's like for him and our family.

Grow up and do some research before listening to some prejudice bitch who doesn't know anything.

[MrsLeanneElliott]

Why don`t girls just tell them loser boyfriends to get lost ? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rau1seixas]

How on earth does some utter monstrosity like that pull 4 women in one night? Sorry, I should say pull 4 women in his life.

[MrsLeanneElliott]

@rau1seixas Depends on the women. lol

[VINNIEJONES10]

How old did he say he was?

[ello20000]

Im 19, Im 19, Im 19. So what atleast you don't have any disability disorders like I do because if he did have something like ADHD then im sure life would be a lot harder for him. pffff Hes got life easy compared to people like me. Fucking Prick!

[S1CKDRIFT3R]

He's 19 and his teeth are falling out, what the fuck?

[heald111111111111111]

How old is he?

[bensimps123]

@heald111111111111111 HE'S YOUNG HE'S ONLY YOUNG !!!!!!

[zactheman999]

@heald111111111111111 shes 18... its been said like 20 times

[Casualgamerjack]

love abit of classic kyle

[MysteryDudette1]

Heheheh

" bye bye little boy " that made me lol so hard

[LoneWulfJ3D]

The Brunette at 10:39 - 10:41 ... OMFG give me your number ;D

[LoneWulfJ3D]

I'd deffo do emma .. You sexy thing ;D

[OfficialHamishT]

I'm 19 Jer'

[WaspSnG]

A whale died @ 0:50

[SafeAzFuck]

HE should be slapped jus for having a fuckin annoying welsh accent!

[thesecretstar1]

@SafeAzFuck Some accents are so pretty,but this welsh one makes me want to be voilent.

[MrsCrazyForSmarties]

Oh no! The tissues! :O What are we going to use for all the blood from the broken noses and the tears when people find out they're the father of somebody's children... Looks like we'll have to use the DNA test result card instead...

[dearnapst]

she is just looking for attention, from when she tried to cry and went out, it didn't take her long to get calmed down and have a smirk on her face

[dearnapst]

you spread your legs, now lay in it, gross lol

[Froggatt]

What a big ugly no eyebrowd moron

[DeatrusGaming]

His teeth are... unusual

[TheTezla]

Shrek is 19 ?

[ToXiCbAbyxxxx]

I'm nineteen(1000000000000000000x)

Lol

[steve76384]

Raising a child is harder then any job. Thats a fair stretch

[sindydoll35]

oh yes hes nnnnnineteen nineteen nnnnnineteen.

[sindydoll35]

how old is he?that reminds me i recorded wrong turn last nite.

[AmalamCooper]

Oh my god we know how old you are already you dick.

[SJMJ91]

For some reason, I felt sorry for the box of tissues more than the girl.

[YouBloodyTuber]

00:50 was fucking hilarious

[dearnapst]

@YouBloodyTuber haha saw your comment started it there, couldn't help laugh, when she cried like a whale.

[HomosexualOrangutan]

how the fuck can he kiss 4 girls in one night? does he go to blind bars or something? are all the women all mentally handicapped?

[ronaldinhollew]

Oh dear!

What a terrible excuse for a human being! Thick piece of angry sh*t!

[sukiesoya]

jezza went mad on this one love it

[Widdekuu91]

Her name is Emma (the sister) jeeeeeeej my name too.

[TheWatchers69]

he looks like someone from hills have eyes

[KyWiStudios]

What's his age?

[hellsfire586]

@KyWiStudios lololol soooo funny

[MrJacksal]

@KyWiStudios

19



[MinorBluesTreble]

Well that was disappointing... where's the blood?

[MrWoodoop]

thick as a plank

[iluvsaphira9]

Jeremy went a little too far at 5:00.

[rainbowkiss100]

lol she sounds like an elephant when she cries..

[rainbowkiss100]

:O FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER!!!!

[nooriedoll]

he could be a sex addict. but poor girl and poor children.

[Shaddowatch]

what if he is tellin the truth how do they do this

[emogirl5286]

he looks inbread

[anchorman632]

@emogirl5286 The Welsh all look like that.

[blainyrules]

@anchorman632 Too much sex with farmyard animals.

[Gameguru667]

@emogirl5286 it's "inbred"...

[blainyrules]

@emogirl5286 What the fuck is 'inbread'?

[Psychobabas]

@emogirl5286 inbred...



[TheHungryUnicorn666]

1:27 for tissue tossing :)

[MILE2k11]

@TheHungryUnicorn666 thanks for that haha!!

[NameNotAvailiable1]

5:05 GROW A PAIR!

[NameNotAvailiable1]

Look at the username of this video lol :)

[sawbloodprincess]

i love the way he keeps say i'm 19 XD

[TheOfficialGrimeShow]

Did he say 19? I didn't hear.

[artifactingreality]

was this filmed on earth?

[iwoslikeOK]

does anyone else notice he has no eye-brows..

[OmgItsYouh]

When Jeremy walkes back in hes like 'right, time to cry, biach...'

[elliotmelendez101]

she looks like a fuckin toad

[elliotmelendez101]

wheres the flying tissue box

[deanoobaby]

tell you what at the age of 19 i was ripped and running lean my old man would of kicked fuck out of me if i was fat as him at 19 aswell as the attitude he has

[HardMusicMan]

Im pretty sure he says Ayo Roger! lol

[OxBbyGrlXo2]

Not being funny but who'd even want to kiss that. Ew.

[Phatique1]

BAHAAHAHHAA

[Libertycityanimation]

@ZeWaffles Jeremy is a imbocile. It's always women who say "oh you should man up to your responsibility". Fuck maning up to his responsibility. She opened her legs and let him inside and that was her choice to do so. i am 25 and i am sick of us men getting the fucking heat.when a woman has the rights to say "NO" just like men do. But no in this PC world you must kiss a woman's ass when she cries, when does a woman kiss a man's ass?

[theporksicle]

haha Kyle took the piss out of his accent @ 05.03 

[popegangstaboy1]

he looks lik that fuking crocadile off of crash bandicoot XDD

[Tinpony29]

Oh my God it's King Kong! :O :D

[jannassary]

who da HELL DOES JEREMY THINK HE IS THE FATHER OF THE GUY THROWING THE TISSUES HARD MAN

[JBroMCMXCI]

I'd impregnate his sister.

[idiotzrule]

@JBroMCMXCI To be fair Id rattle it as well...

[bensimps123]

@JBroMCMXCI DESPARATE

[S1CKDRIFT3R]

@JBroMCMXCI You should be on the jeremy kyle show!

[kitty3309]

Where...are...his...eyebrows?!­

[hennessey861]

where are these people getting there hair cut

[icebalz]

i think jeremy took it too far by takin the piss out of his accent.. that just wasnt needed