Noah - RIGHT! (Bill Cosby)

[HOOAH13579]

@mysterykcad and @Fussinated

SHUT UP!!! You are taking a simple video and turning it into a petty argument. Gentlemen PLEASE! Tell me, why are you here? I think that we are ALL here to enjoy the video, and you should do so too. I don't care if you say that I don't have the right to tell you guys what to do. I know I don't. But you are turning the comment section into your personal arena. See sense when you see it and STEP DOWN. I don't want to hear it, and I'm sure others don't either.

[Fussinated]

@HOOAH13579 You shut up ... who the hell are you to tell anyone to shut up anyway? Besides, because of people such as yourself, people like mysterykcad thrive on their ignoracne and mislead people. If you are incapable of telling who is right and who is worng, then by shutting both sides up you treat unjustly to the one who is right. Read the conversation from the start and direct your criticism who started the bickering. If you don't want to hear it you should be able to tell right from wrong

[HOOAH13579]

@Fussinated You sound so immature. "direct your criticism who started the bickering"? Bad usage of grammar aside, it doesn't matter WHO started it, rather, that you both are bickering. You sir, are a hypocrite, too. You are telling me not to tell you what to do. But you are telling ME what to do. How does that make sense? If you actually read my comment, then you would have known that I said I KNEW I had no right to tell you what to do, but SOMEONE needed to intervene.

[HOOAH13579]

@Fussinated How am I misleading people, anyway? I KNOW who IS right, and who is wrong. Neither of you are right. You. Are. Both. WRONG. Turning the comment section into your own immature wrestling match? Please, if you want to argue, go to private messages, rather than having us suffer through it. Just remember for your forthcoming retort: I never said I was right. I just said you 2 were wrong.

[Fussinated]

Bill Cosby has many good black and white shows. The best is when he imitates a civilc war soldier who is trying to rapid fire with a musket. However somehow people who load videos on you tube seem to be fixed with this Noah thing.

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated Maybe it's because it's his most popular and most famous work?

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad Maybe because people are biased about religion?

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated I'm just going to ignore the pathetic attempt to pull me into a flame war...

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad IDIOT, I explained the reason behind my comment since you tried to be a smart ass. No one is trying to pull you anywhere. If you feel that way it is the direct result of your attempt to be a smart ass.

Ahh! I forgot, you are the only one who has a brain and think with it.

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated So what if I was being a smart-ass? There's no need for you to get your panties in a twist about it.

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad "So what if I was being a smart-ass?"

You ARE NOT being a smart ass, while trying to be one, you are proving to be a dumb ass.

"There's no need for you to get your panties in a twist about it."

YOu should be more concerned about your panties not mine. I merely stated facts. Again, instead of focusing on how srupid the people are, you should focus on how smart you yourself are.

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated Look, I'm done listening to you bitch like a little child. I have better things to do with my time. Good bye, moron.

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad OK! good bye, however, you are an idiot not only because you fail to be a smart ass but also you fail to admit you made a mistake. That should be more than enough to call me as a bitch.

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated Try as I might, I can't resist seeing what dumb thing you'll say next. So tell me, what mistake did I make? Please, enlighten the poor, stupid idiot that is me.

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad "So tell me, what mistake did I make?"

Ur firstr mistake was trying to be a smartass. the second was not to admit this mistake and think that I am trying to lure you into a religious debate, the third is instead of admitting these as mistakes you keep on trying to make a pee contest.

Now the proof that you are an idiot is that after you said good bye I lured you back in to this stupid pee contest of yours. Why did you say goodbye, if you desperately want to say the last word?

[mysterykcad]

@Fussinated I wanted to see what dumb thing you'd say, and you came through for me spectacularly. Thanks for showing me the full extent of your idiocy. I think now I can leave this little chat of ours knowing that you've made a complete ass of yourself.

[Fussinated]

@mysterykcad LOL! bravo! What a lame effort for projection. Indeed I explained why I said what I said and explained a proof for my name calling. Where are your explanations, if there is any at all, to support your claims?

LIsten, if you admitted that you made a mistake you could have avoided this. Instead, you foolishly continued an idiotic line. So, you have to learn to deal with it.

[Joey58B]

Awesome job on the visual effects man !!!!!! loved this lol

[Joey58B]

This was awesome with the visuals LOL

[Lizzierhodes1982]

Please do the rest of it. My fave bit is when Noah tells god to make it rain for 40 days and 40 ngihts and wait for the sewers to back up! lol. And then god says RIGHT!!! lol

[Rixar13]

What's a cubit?

[ProtestantIRA]

Is that Gregory Peck playing Noah?

[rockinredneck57]

Good stuff. You should do the rest of it.

[WebsterAnn]

Cool! That's so great how it lines up.

[Steacy783]

Excellent !:) Thanks for post:) Heh heh heh heh :)!!!

[lmtpf]

Right. Who is this, really? LOL

[Cronusify]

Cosby's hilarious

[hedlie]

Am I on candid camera?!

[hakeem2lari]

Good Job

[MarthaH605]

Pretty funny!

[jsusax03]

cos is one of the greatest strory tellers of all time

[TheLegendfamily]

Yeah, even though I think Dane Cook is a great talent, I love it when people try to act like he created or popularized story-telling/narrative routines in stand-up. The Cos was doing material like this WAY b4 Cook was even THOUGHT of.

[y00sta]

thats what ive heard for 6o years lol, so its a good story mr. gojndoitscuze my spellin

[WETNWILD85]

This was pretty good. I love Bill Cosby. I've always wondered the actual size of the Ark. Wish I can go back in time and have a look see.

[princeofpersia4life]

the ark was like the length of 2 football fields, and 3 stories tall. pretty big boat. lol

[WETNWILD85]

REALLY? WOW

[princeofpersia4life]

lol, yea. wow

[VelocityTino]

I think it was something like 450 feet or so. Took Noah 120 years to build.

[WePurrsevere]

Great job on this video!

Cosby's one of my favorite comedians. This is a short version of one of my favorite skits of his and the video you set it to was the perfect choice.

[Leon61491]

Right....whats a cubic? ROFL

[gonindunit]

A Cubit was an ancient measurement which was the length from elbow to the tip of the middle finger - usually about 18 inches, but it varied, of course.

the Ark's dimensions were at least 135 meters long (300 cubits), 22.5 meters wide (50 cubits), and 13.5 meters high (30 cubits). That's 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high.

[sanikleen]

uknow what that was the most educational thing i heard all week good research and woa thats a huge ark lol

[usergroupX]

i still use cubits ... :-D

[Silvanfan]

@gonindunit tell that to god, he seems to have forgotten XD

[musixgrl]

Let's see....a cubit, I used to know what a cubit was... uh....

[borbesz]

short version, but  good video...

I wonder what would it be with full version of that sketch :)

[pman1018]

"Am I on Candid Camera?!"

[TetrisEva]

wow this vid is perfect for this! my fav bill cosby act :)

[Restitvtvs]

One of my favorites! Great video choice + synch. Thanks! :^)

[granceamarius]

great great great stand up show!!!!! Bill is great.....

[ashcol47]

Nice! That synced up really well.

[granceamarius]

well Bill Cosby i a great great comedian and he has a unique style. The Noah story made by Bill is one of the best stand up performance ever!!!!

[ilikepiegoravens]

who's on first is very funny, i have it on tape

[dylans7259]

300 cubits buy 80 vubits buy 40 cubits........rigt!........wha­ts a cubit?lol

[mcr1067]

lol wadda u want i been good

[IcyB]

lol

[JillHill7]

God: "I'm going to destroy the world!"

Noah: "Right! ...am i on candid camera?" LMAO i love it! ^_^

[kylitio]

The movie The Bible sucked! But it fit well good job! But really the movie sucked.

[bettyboopster56]

Good job putting that movie with the Cosby record....the movie if was The Bible I think...great one...too...Cosby awesome too...thanks for sharing that...wish it was longer to end of record...lol..

[jonwillingham]

Right. Listen, you should do this to save water; let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and wait for the sewers to back up

Right

[Erech01]

Build an ark

right

get two of every animal and put them on the ark

ok who is this really?:P

[RckStrJen2005]

This is my absolute favorite comedy sketch!! I have it on my computer and I listen to it about once a month!!

[acegravefiller01]

i like whos on first >.>

[masterDevis]

You could have put in a scene with a guy sawing a beam, or something like that, but its pretty good.

[Enya]

ROTFL!!!!! Build an ark, Noah. Right!

[libragirl1964]

OMG Cosby had some great comedy on vynal records, yeah showing my age, but this was great using this old noah film attached to cosby's comedy. really funny

[tonymyles]

Thanks!

[karatechess]

Is this visual from a movie???

[Manny535]

The 'visual' is "The Bible: In The Beginning", a 1966 film directed by John Huston, who in fact also plays Noah.

[hiddenluv]

Classic Comady

[jersongbook]

you spelled "comedy" wrong. But I'm sure you are a nice person. bye.

[dovie2blue]

Great visuals! Good choice of clips.