THE BIGGEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD

[Momencik11]

This is anaconda ;0

[knarris]

" i hope your dick is bigger then this"

[SareOne31]

this is the half from Chuck norris peni* :D

[Aroziom1990]

ja mam takiego w pralce

[SoapClawtooth]

The real question is: Will it blend?

[MakingLovework1]

whats the use of having a big dick if still can't give the girl the Big O big dicks are over rated

[carlakittycat1]

this is not the biggest snake but the longest but im just saying, im not trying to be smart mouthed.

[TheKingSnake321]

@carlakittycat1 Reticulated python is the longest, Anaconda is the biggest

[Neloliciouz]

just the pre course menu for chick norris dinner

[chairmansaab]

OMG...She is pregnent !

[jackford369]

my pet snake is a bit bigger

[kuzonsquirly]

ive seen snakes bigger than that

[xFaKieezz]

Chuck Norris uses this as a condom !

[17vShinigami]

i've seen bigger in Burma!

[4EverDota1998]

@17vShinigami lol i live in burma ^_^

[17vShinigami]

@4EverDota1998 ur burmese? :)

[4EverDota1998]

@17vShinigami yea but now i'm living in thai ahah 4 more month i go back >.<

[biggydg]

biggest ? fuck you..

[MsIjustkilledu]

there once was a genie with a ten foot weenie, and he showed it to the lady next door, she thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake, now it's only five foot four......;D

[korrensuungon]

dame

[meon1211five]

tht is an anaconda the biggest snake in the world is the titana boa

[SpiderShane1]

@meon1211five actually its the retic

[albertitoOnlyone]

They show the snake huge af Anne its all skinny n shit ...not even big

[saphirabrightscales1]

I've seen bigger.

[TheRunescapeHero1]

mate Clint Eastwood kicks Chuck Norrises arse any day

[eboyz00]

those are prably fake

[eboyz00]

that is not the bigest snake in the world try jackass

[gabyhhpf]

jeje q grande

[Limpper]

Thats one hell of a big fucking snake if you ask me...

[Multi300900]

esses gringo são pau no cu mesmo!!!! eles acham essa ai grande??? eles tem que conhecer o mato grosso então!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michishel20]

eeeeeeeeeee.. creepy

[skull2644]

I HAVE SEEN BIGGER

[Ardreas]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

....

Sorry, I felt left out

[Florinhasu]

This Snake can eat half of europe and still have some stomach left for Justin Bieber

[pacmanpalafox18]

@Florinhasu

I don't think the snake would want to eat Justin Bieber he migh just want to kill the stupid little kid with some snake venom =D

[SuperTruth77]

My 72YO Dad wanted to get a pet following my mum’s death. Obviously a good-tempered cat or dog would have been ideal, but the slick bastards at the pet store deliberately confused him into buying a massive Python!

The other night he phoned me at 2am crying his eyes out saying he was going to die- I rushed round & found the thing wrapped round him with its jaws unlocked & halfway over his head! I cut its head off with a craft knife, but now face animal cruelty charges- RIDICULOUS!

[Babyrichelle]

i think it should be the LONGEST NOT THE BIGGEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD

[autokiss]

Trời ơi! To nhất đây sao?

[xYang91x]

@skjoyner inches? dude, we'r talking about meters!

[xYang91x]

@skjoyner right, you just confused me!

[framestopen]

THE BIGGEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD i think you were goin to talk about my dick

[skjoyner]

Unbelievable how many retards want to refer to their dicks as being the size or bigger than this snake. They all must have a tiny dick complex. Kind of like the little short guys who buy monster 4x4 truck's to feel bigger than the rest of the crowd driving. That is till they climb out of the truck and everyone see's that they are only 5'2" tall and laughs at them.

[gogone3]

@skjoyner my dicks waaaaaaaaay bigger then this snake!!!!!!!

[skjoyner]

@gogone3 using nine a's in way bigger gives everyone a close estimate to your true penis size which comes to about 3 inches. If you used 3 more a's it would have made your true penis size an inch shorter and brought it to 2 inches total length. If you would have added 9 more a's you would have lost all penis lenth and developed a pussy hole...8)

[TheTrollyoufear]

@skjoyner my anaconda don't wont none...oh wait...

[LiMiTLeSsSkiLLzZ]

@skjoyner mines still bigger ;)

[thedeadbaby]

@skjoyner people associating their dick with this snake just like having men grab their dicks. that's all.

[CameFrombeyond]

Get back in my pants.

[RockyHamella]

I've seen bigger!

[AfterLifesTruth]

oh, i came here thinking that this was another video of my dick.

[bananaBoy45177]

awww

[HANNIBAL30ro]

well done rednecks..ur now national heroes...........

[xionxxs]

the biggest snake is my dick get some and enjoy it

[sayfur1100]

@xionxxs lol

[MrKellucky]

@xionxxs really? How do move around? Have you talked to Guinness? This is incredible! Too have a dick that size. I can't believe I haven't heard of this before. You must have kept this secret till now.WOW! Sorry, it's just mind blowing. You should report this. What does your doctor say. I have to google this. See what the record is.

[fairladyz32TT]

my dicks bigger than that bra

[MrKellucky]

@fairladyz32TT I'm back. Yep, you have the record by far. You should try and make money off this.Must be hard being you.

[ewan1409]

que mello

[jdmderick]

thats a big boy!!!

[LightningIrving]

Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes? No wait... snakes? Snake?! SNAAKE?!?!?!

[meisstong]

that snake sure can give chuck norris a blow job

[k1f8977]

@meisstong Men this best Comment I ever read in my Enter life .

[meisstong]

@k1f8977 haha xD

[TheAlmightyAss]

fucki8ng hate snakes. fucking hate them.

[garagara142]

i hate snake, any kind of snake. i should love them but they ate my lovely duck and almost eat up my hen with her lil' chicks then i found out. my father killed it and found some duck feathers in it's stomach.

[Nutank1]

Seems like something 12 drunk guys would do.

[seattwa]

That's a big one alright.

[beccaking7891]

i got a bigger snake in my trousers...hit me up... rebeccakingfineart.co.uk xxx

[TheNoisePolluter]

Guy got his hand peed on 0:12

[MrAgreich]

is that tommy lees cock?



[rallehasi]

Snakes are so lol!

[sjp19922]

imagine you wake up and this is next to you in your bed

[honeymat]

so big 

[showboy321]

man they say snakes can it a horse well i don't think it can eat my dick

[dopz1987]

woooowwww.. its so small

[StubHallow]

/watch?v=q4_6hgKNOr8

[TheDBZfan121]

Longest*

[chko07]

snakes are for cocksucking fags

[vexviper]

Let's eat it!!!

[krissykicksass]

i was born in the year of a snake its mah zodiac yo

[ZanaleighGem]

I am terrified yet fascinated by snakes....... O.O

[143ladiesman]

That must be old because anaconda's keep growing until they die

[deesgreenparty]

johnny the loch ness snake monster

[420mrjohnnyp]

@deesgreenparty.....your a snake

[deesgreenparty]

johnny power is by fare the biggest snake in eastern japina



[420mrjohnnyp]

thats dee lynch there.....snaaake!!

[lovecrazylove97]

I don't think its really big. Maybe it just ate something.

[TRAVLYNC]

@tom58076 u must have been doin nasty shit for to fall off

[MrPofupofu]

Whooooa it's a big snake but I don't think is the biggest but if I ever saw one of those I'll pee in my pants

[cmmnt2254]

EVERYONE MAKING REFERENCES TO THEIR OWN DICK IN REALITY HAS A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE SIZED DICK, SO STFU AND QUIT DREAMING.

[n1ghtfire75]

what a bunch of cunts!

[TheUtupefan1]

you can give me 1 mio $ but i never touch a snake. i never swim in a river or in a lake. i am soooooooo frightened about snakes. I HATE SNAKES. i dont know why, maybe they havent legs. i dont know. spiders are oke and insects too but snakes. NO. never. I WOULD SCREAM WHEN I SEE A SNAKE. (and i am a boy) sry for my english. :)

[Skullreaper720]

Thats no where near the biggest... They've captured snakes before that were close to 50ft. And there has been sightings of bigger. One sighting in particular where a Japanese pilot flew over an island and took pictures of a giant snake he saw. They observed the pictures and measured how high he was to how big the snake was and they said the snake was about 100ft long. (P.S.; A random fact: Theirs a $1million reward for a snake 50+ft long)

[442hoeky]

@Skullreaper720 That was Godzilla

[Random553578]

Wat all u people saying u got no dick

[xYarvelx]

i find it unny that people are saying there dick is that bug.. grow up mother fuckers

[TheExodios]

WOOW so big like my penis

[dalton6969100]

thats the size of my dick



[Graywolf409]

That's no basilisk. -____-

[deejay007ification]

it had swallowed berlusconi...i aint lyin....he was running after some teenage girls..and snake saved them

[Liza8264]

retic's are the biggest anaconda is the second, retic's beat by 5 ft.

[asiankid801]

It should be the rarest snake in the world

[tom58076]

Where did you find my dick I've been looking all over that

[toppenn]

yeahhhh.... so big!!! the biggest snake haa..?? very funny!!

[sickaturi]

This snake is called "snake elephant". Only eat small fish. NOT it's BAD, poor...!!

[tcsdef]

the biggest snake in the world is my dick

[iur28]

imao

[jimidee33]

@tcsdef You know what they say about those that proclaim this don't you? The opposite is true!

[GladiatorMusic2010]

@tcsdef guess you havent seen mine

[BarbarasUrates]

@tcsdef And yet your the biggest dick. Just kidding... all love.

[mat31new]

@tcsdef the girls you fuck must have really big caves. lmao

[420foreverish]

@tcsdef They say if you talk about it its pretty dang small LOL

[spongiebungie]

I take it all these poor critters are dead.

[Axtem5801]

amazing.Completly amazing. :)

[mariodiddy04]

i got from a disney commercial to a giant snake

[ArcticWhiteWolf333]

The ANACONDA is the HEAVIEST snake in the world but the RETICULATED PYTHON is the LONGEST snake in the world. So it depends on what you mean. The longest or the heaviest is the biggest? I think longest is biggest so the Reticulated to me is the biggest snake. The longest one on record was 49ft long and weighed 983lbs RETICULATED PYTHON. That is a big snake!

[Spike8124u]

The belts, the purses, the shoes, the wallets, the boots...

[Ben19905141]

COOL!

Now PLEASE kill it...

[arrielfim]

That's not the biggest! There's reports of anacondas the diameter of an oil barrel.

But let's stop talking porn.

[TheAntiquarian]

I hate snakes! Why I am watching this...?

[MrFox1231]

@TheAntiquarian because they are cute and cuddly :3

[MisterBeast24]

@TheAntiquarian yea me too 

[teemartin6]

looks at the title . . . "that what she said" pops in my head smh

[22912129113]

I agree with shimenga1! Why haven't we wiped off every scary animal on the planet yet for?

[kitsunehinata1]

i clicked on this vid because i had clarksons vocie in my head "Biggest Snake...IN THE WORLD"

[jeionpitt]

i think this is the smallest snake in the world! i-di-ot..

[ManxAirsoftAndy]

Fun act about the giant anaconda.....it never stops growing until the day it dies.

[SegaMario]

Did it swallow something?

[jaysonbenavidez1]

Easy its LOCH NESS JUNIOR



[Magindebruijn]

Re-Arranged 5:55 Limp Bizkit Significant Other Alternative & Punk 1999

play this with it

[alvaroelmejor2398]

que m..... es esta caaa.......

[ursapedophilus]

buttseks

[Felipe126932]

que bosta de video quando nao tem nada pra fazer inventa quando nao tem .... vai se foder

[civicmaneg6]

What if a Titanoboa still existed now that would be the worlds biggest snake. 40+ feet long man that's longer than a bus and they weigh like a ton, now that's stuff of nightmares for most.

[Nitrollgen]

If only they saw my ....

[lolarinoasmommy]

Wtf did that thing eat a human just before they took this picture? lol

[iKiLLeDkEnnY0000]

...The reticulated python is the worlds biggest snake! Ignorant uploader

[MrGenji24]

how the hell I got here??? O_o I was watching Japanese pranks xD

[nivia4399]

ive never seen a snake with cheetah like prints . 0.o

[ThePayton34]

its like really fat but not that long

[hippyhauler13]

no they r not, retics r the largest on record

[needmydatsun]

@hippyhauler13 it depends on how you define "large", anaconda carries the record for the heaviest snake, while the reticulated python carries the record for longest snake

[imowningyourmom]

im pretty sure i have the longest snake in the world xD

[11PISTACHE]

Thats not very long

[Bryangenn30]

gagu!!!

[Gnish246]

haha i feel bad for the guy holding the head

[ThatCoolWhiteGuy101]

The reticulated python is the biggest snake in the world the anaconda is the heaviest. >.<

[bananasack28]

guys quit filming and help me put my dick away damn..

[000FERYAGOZ000]

mi vergas esta mas grande que eso

[ONExxTWO]

i have the same in my underwear