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i like those shots that trick people in the movies like when they have animals and it seem that the animal is listening the actor and its listening to its trainer
It looks like some retarded faggot making breakfast. Most likely for the first time. Probably learning the basics on how to do most of that stuff. How is that epic?
@metavash no its fucking not and you know it. your just being a little pussy and telling yourself it is but you damn well know its fucking stupid and a waste of time.
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to b
at least you drink starbucks, and the toast was cool. but what a shitty coffee maker, a shitty apartment, and this was a waste of time. You should have at least included a hot girlfriend or something to eat breakfast with, that would be epic.
I'm more offended by the attempt at making a decent meal than the attempt at making a decent short film... Your preparation skills leave a lot to be desired.
In my personal opinion, at 3:03, when the crips falls on the ground, you should have cut to a close up of it, shot at 60 frames per second. other than that, this is pretty creative!
@AGentertainment he(godnothinavailable) makes offending comments on youtube videos for a living. Honestly, he doesn't do a very good job, at least not good enough to be paid the way he does IMO, to be able to afford the lavish things that he does.
@AGentertainment youre lucky, my mom HATES coffee, but i love it, yet we don't have any around our house :( P.S. you made a hell of a mess putting those eggs in a pan. great video, thumbs up!
food network has scientifically proven that there is no such thing as the 3 second or 5 second rule, once food hits the ground, bateria has already moved in
If you're going to make an attempt at insulting me, learn English before you do it.
No-one put me in charge of it. I'm offering my opinion. Not that I should, if mouth-breathing verbal pugilists such as yourself insist on replying to it with your idiotic babbling.
Oh dear, bless your heart. Your mommy must have been so very cruel to you. Did she touch your naughty place? Perhaps you need a hug? Clearly you do, seeing as you mocked my terrible (yet strangely flawless) English and then went off on a ranting tangent like you're on your man-period. Do you need me to go to the store and pick you up some Midol or Pamprin, honey?
It either took you 7 weeks to think of that reply or it took you the same amount of time to type it out. Or a combination of the two. Whatever the case, I lost interest in you and forgot about this 'discussion' long ago.
Thank you for wasting two minutes of my time. I needed something to do. :D
I have that coffee machine.
wilfre2097 2 weeks ago
those eggs look nasty bro, i wouldnt eat that...
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XinfinitywardxXx 1 month ago
iam trying that tomarrow AG
conicblink 1 month ago
that was epic
conicblink 1 month ago
little milk with your coffee.
hjewell2 1 month ago
I like those cookie crisp thingies. But what a sugar-bombs they are...
Rohan292 4 months ago
This is not epic, not at all, you are the scurge of epic, YOU USED FUCKING 2% MILK YOU BASTARD.
FloppyCat1990 4 months ago
@FloppyCat1990 bwahahahaha! I didn't want to bother buying half and half just for the video, but good call :)
AGentertainment 4 months ago
that was EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omi06000 4 months ago
Not even Chuck Norris could make a Breakfast this epic!
NateTheGreatSays 4 months ago
3 SECOND RULE! Thumbs up if you use that rule almost daily!
sonic71x 5 months ago
i like those shots that trick people in the movies like when they have animals and it seem that the animal is listening the actor and its listening to its trainer
like the egg one and the toaster one
3lhugo 5 months ago
When he poured the water into the coffee machine, I literally said; "And so it begins..." lol
elithompandre8266 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you can't wait for the rest of the trilogy: "Lunch" and "Dinner"
eshtebala 6 months ago 2
I cried when he melted the butter.
eshtebala 6 months ago
now watch, but with ur eyes closed, listen :)
bigmac1133 6 months ago
Yay thumbs up for chopperlator! : D
DutchDukeMan 7 months ago
Wow. All I had was a lame bagel with cream cheese...
LarryPokeTrainer 7 months ago
2:46 I Lol'ed
Reminiscable 8 months ago
3 seconds? more like 3 minuets XD but nice video very funny
calladus123 9 months ago
coffee is for losers who need drugs to get up
SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 10 months ago
@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 Trolls are complainers that everyone hate
shuasoul 9 months ago
I never knew that Chuck Norris had recipes to make breakfast.
MisterSandvich 10 months ago
EpicMealTime is epic, you're a noob looser.
MarciNoExcess 10 months ago
Breakfast has NEVER been so epic before ._.
iToasterman 11 months ago
AG has the power to do anything
TheDoopliss2 11 months ago
haha you only have one plate?
CrF150r2FasT4u 11 months ago
get to da choppa!
spartan688082 11 months ago
Is it strange in enjoy watching you make breakfast?
RyanThorntonFTW 11 months ago
i cant believe i actually watched the whole thing...
vietkid4life253 1 year ago
Hope you cleaned up after, or your house is gonna smell..
UnisonChords 1 year ago
that was boring as hell
HardBreakProduction 1 year ago
This is SHITIC...
zolopo 1 year ago
making breakfast gets epic... but ur breakfast isnt epic at all.
mainly cuz... where the fuck is the bacon!
bennyOnDrugs 1 year ago
Epic overcooked eggs.
fatpaws 1 year ago
YOU SUCK!!! Worst breakfast eva.....not epic AT ALL!
careymsv 1 year ago
Epic Fail.
xKYJellyFishx 1 year ago
Not bad, fairly entertaining, but not epic. The most epic thing 4 me was the helicopter sounding ceiling fan!
Timothy
:o)
timthehippie 1 year ago
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N45HcH 1 year ago
im i the only person that's pissed off for wasting 5:45, on watching some crack pot make some eggs and throw some toast at it?
SuperCrazyIdiot 1 year ago
wtf is cookie crisp?
durin1o1 1 year ago
LMFAO
the toast got me..
SweetVanzz 1 year ago
LMAO. Nice vid.
JohnnyK98k 1 year ago
in 10 years he's gonna be a fat lard ass the way he eats. Happy trails.
bu11com 1 year ago
NOW EPICLY CLEAN IT UP :]
CGGLantern13 1 year ago 3
Those eggs did not look fully cooked, to me. Were they?
u1g1h1 1 year ago
LOL I have never been so entranced by watching someone make breakfast. If cooking shows where like this I'd be an addict!
interlunium101 1 year ago 27
1 cup of coffe
1 mug of cookies crisp
1 oamlet
2 toasts
EPIC BREAKFAST
mevmxz 1 year ago
Im at the edge of my seat :p
LookBeyondWords 1 year ago
lol at call of duty sounds
windson7 1 year ago
This... Actually made me hungry...
nexistanc 1 year ago
omg
KaosGate 1 year ago
Is my comment THAT EPIC???
elithompandre8266 1 year ago
@elithompandre8266 No.
nexistanc 1 year ago
When u add ur own effects, THEN it's epic.
elithompandre8266 1 year ago
I love the helicopter noise the fan makes
silence987 1 year ago
I really missed Rick Astley at the end there.
boomfist 1 year ago
let me guess, you licked the knife after you put the butter on the pan at 2:12. LOL
JackSfi 1 year ago
hey AG. now every morning the neighbors stare in envy of how epicly i make my eggs :)
pest478 1 year ago 19
@pest478 That's awesome.
AGentertainment 1 year ago 7
best.breakfast.video.ever. says it all.
darkraitrainer590 1 year ago
dats 1 epic egg
sweetas2008 1 year ago
Wait! Was there bread in the fridge
darkangel006385 1 year ago
HILARIOUS! XD
Suomipanzerdiv13 1 year ago
hahah lol
sexymattyboy 1 year ago
love this video! made me really hungry though...
LarryPokeTrainer 1 year ago
@LarryPokeTrainer you know whats funny was eating spicey chicken from mc doleds :)
4648434 1 year ago
Can't believe I just watched that whole thing.
jimbobthedog 1 year ago
The idea is nice, but the video gets boring too quickly.
HyrAyl 1 year ago
Now I'm hungry, hungry for action!
jackrabbit112 1 year ago
This video is awesome sauce. :-)
jrmastic 1 year ago
YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO MAKE SOMETHING :D I LOVE THIS!!! :DDDD
dkillahster 1 year ago
It looks like some retarded faggot making breakfast. Most likely for the first time. Probably learning the basics on how to do most of that stuff. How is that epic?
chris978820 1 year ago
EPIC win? You shud ave had waffles instead lol! :)
CuriousLekgolo 1 year ago
EPIC WIN!
IvoryGecko1993 1 year ago
this isnt epic at all. just someone making breakfast with music playing in the background.
edfrizzle 1 year ago
@edfrizzle SHUT UP! ITS EPIC AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!!!!!
metavash 1 year ago
@metavash no its fucking not and you know it. your just being a little pussy and telling yourself it is but you damn well know its fucking stupid and a waste of time.
edfrizzle 1 year ago
the video finally got good at 5:45
PTRT13 1 year ago
i hav da same coffee maker asd u :)
soc1226 1 year ago
very imaginative! :) i was very drawn in, i liked it
B4myV13 1 year ago
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to b
LoveMyNumber9712 1 year ago
EpiX!
MegaTrancy 1 year ago
fuckin awesome. you sat down like a g
MightyLion70 1 year ago
How can something be so boring and so epic at the same time?
Thumbs up
ultrasonic729 1 year ago
this is an average breakfast for you? No wonder you're a fatass.
betterwithbo 1 year ago
at least you drink starbucks, and the toast was cool. but what a shitty coffee maker, a shitty apartment, and this was a waste of time. You should have at least included a hot girlfriend or something to eat breakfast with, that would be epic.
Psyc419 1 year ago
learn to make eggs
Omg1Sub 1 year ago
mmm, now I'm hungry... lol
DedeBesux 1 year ago
surely that cookie crisp was sogy as shit and ur eggs looked lyked somthing my cat through up .......making breakfast look epic / EPIC FAIL MORE LYK
DOREYULTRA90 1 year ago
EPIC
Thunderblade84 1 year ago
OMG NO WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT MISS THE COFFEE AND THEN IT WILL BE TO STRONG!!!!!! D:
boltfire101 1 year ago
lol
KirosatLive 1 year ago
lol this is war in your kitchen... let's show some epic cleaning skills afterwards
nyamog 1 year ago
epicness
nuff said
hex4393 1 year ago
Cookie crisp ftw! ^^
Thomasbki 1 year ago
your my favorite you tuber now
TheIKTfan 1 year ago
Yes, this is epic. An epic failure!
accesslog 1 year ago
lol you should do a Ordinary Dinner made EPIC
skyview9514 1 year ago
you fat fuck eatting all that shit
jstorm001 1 year ago
A normal breakfast for Chuck Norris! not so EPIC! lol
showtiim3 1 year ago
Cookie Crisp is freaking amazing.
mychemcutie723 1 year ago
lol I love this video! I think it's a real inside for anyone that does their own editing and shooting.
likes- Bread, sound effects, effort
dislikes- No explosions and sorry, bro but as a chef those eggs look nasty and boring.
madrabiddog 1 year ago
The toast part was the better!
djhikaru96 1 year ago
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
THE COOKIE CRISP!!!!!!
You broke the 3 second rule.
StabYourDentist14 1 year ago
Toaaast** :-P GREAT!
crobaro 1 year ago
This is the ultimate breakfast made epic!!!
metalrocker1ful 1 year ago
Not even close to be like 6 min. worth.. i want them back mofo!
Freakingwork 1 year ago
im not from usa so i dont know much about american products but seriously are those small chocolate chip cookies called "cookie crisp" breakfest!?
kallemick 1 year ago
this video makes me wanna eat breakfest again
kallemick 1 year ago
oh my god...im sooooo hungry now! HAHAA
lillieinwonderland 1 year ago
its videos like this that makes youtube worth using XD
kallemick 1 year ago
@godnothinavailable learn to spell dumbass
kallemick 1 year ago
Epic Breakfast indeed AG! Keep up the awesome "breakfastogrophy"
chibi4life 1 year ago
Is quite slow paced, isn't it?
Chocobella97 1 year ago
trust fat americans to be fat
daveygravey123456 1 year ago
Lol at the egg xD 3:38 hillarious the best is the way the breads arrive at the dish xD
SupremeFeline 1 year ago
I'm more offended by the attempt at making a decent meal than the attempt at making a decent short film... Your preparation skills leave a lot to be desired.
Dickotomy 1 year ago
Nice, but it's no intro to Dexter
Ringo0008 1 year ago
LOL @ the eggs
oh man, thast's so unhealthy to eat on the morning xD
du0lol 1 year ago
In my personal opinion, at 3:03, when the crips falls on the ground, you should have cut to a close up of it, shot at 60 frames per second. other than that, this is pretty creative!
Nishbot 1 year ago
fuck u asdemus
minyhorrorfan 1 year ago
daaaamn how much do u eat o.O
Sanandreaskill 1 year ago
Although you could've made the coffe much more epic the music didn't fit in with it
Moviesoundtrackguy 1 year ago
lol
Moviesoundtrackguy 1 year ago
u should have added some door sounds to all doors kinda like some alien movies...
sininetigu 1 year ago
dude eat wholeweat bread, no wonder why americans are fat as hell
Asdemus 1 year ago
Omg do you actually eat that much
Goldtop7777 1 year ago
@godnothinavailable
Well, you can't carry out the rest of your day without breakfast.
So they say...
dontsuck12 1 year ago
i like your way of making an omlet xD
toast shooter FTW
zukarius 1 year ago
haha
I'll remember this vid every morning... :)
umbixu 1 year ago
No... I make videos and movies. That's what I do.
What do you do?
AGentertainment 1 year ago 11
@AGentertainment he(godnothinavailable) makes offending comments on youtube videos for a living. Honestly, he doesn't do a very good job, at least not good enough to be paid the way he does IMO, to be able to afford the lavish things that he does.
Jrezky 1 year ago
@Jrezky Nawww it's an abandoned channel anyway. I shouldn't have even responded to the stupidity.
AGentertainment 1 year ago
And it's sad that you don't have anything better to do in your life than to watch this video!
Goldtop7777 1 year ago
WAY too much food to eat for breakfast
kenshin82789 1 year ago 5
@kenshin82789 Too much food? What do you eat a piece of toast and a shot cup of milk?
Korkrix 1 year ago
@kenshin82789 definitely
U238andaquarter 1 year ago
Total epicness.5 stars!
ButcherOrgg 1 year ago
Epic
SkateWithZeroOrDie 1 year ago
Nice vid man 5 stars!!
rp3tk 2 years ago
Thanks so much!
AGentertainment 2 years ago
lol! +1 for the creativity!
well done, kind sir..!
LcdNunes 2 years ago
Thank you!
AGentertainment 2 years ago
@AGentertainment youre lucky, my mom HATES coffee, but i love it, yet we don't have any around our house :( P.S. you made a hell of a mess putting those eggs in a pan. great video, thumbs up!
EatGanon 1 year ago
i wish my breakfast had theme music angled zoom camera shots... ;(
m0eDr3adzz 2 years ago
food network has scientifically proven that there is no such thing as the 3 second or 5 second rule, once food hits the ground, bateria has already moved in
kasonyaj1 2 years ago
Counter-toasters WIN!
DarthDaegor 2 years ago
that was funny as hall but have a mess to clean up
macdonellrandy 2 years ago
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fuck you. no life
WeezyFbabyMusic1 2 years ago
6 min wasted. thanks
padelis24 2 years ago
you maked me hungry
yenny466 2 years ago
Coffe with milk fails :)
ElSlashoDiablo 2 years ago
Now you made me hungry !
Damn you AG, Daaaaaamn yoooooouu !
Seriously though, you made me really freaking hungry x)
Epic food = Good food
zoroztheg4mer 2 years ago
wait wait, was there bread in the refrigerator?
xXW4RH3ROXx 2 years ago 12
@xXW4RH3ROXx some people actually store their bread on the refrigerator. @ my gf's they freeze it o_o
du0lol 1 year ago
@xXW4RH3ROXx some people do that to make the bread stay fresh.
Ibonkpeople 1 year ago
@Ibonkpeople i do that. lol.
PonokaSkaterWill 1 year ago
4:54 -- NICE!!!
wisico640 2 years ago
so you'd rather have coffee taste like shit than have it taste good, well i think black coffee tastes like shit.
Electricsnotr 2 years ago
I like how seriously people are taking this video.
watsahappawitchu 2 years ago 11
I'm sorry, milk and sugar in your coffee?
You may as well buy the granulated crap.
sharpy748 2 years ago
@sharpy748 Coffee always tastes great :)
gielfransen 2 years ago
Oh, certainly. But it's heavily ruined by adding milk and/or sugar.
Coffee is supposed to be drunk black with no sugar. It is supposed to be bitter and acidic. Not sweet.
sharpy748 2 years ago
@sharpy748 Well i,m still trying to learn how to drink that, but i still wont sucseed at it.
At first it tastes great, but the aftertaste is the worst, bitter and acidic like you said.
gielfransen 2 years ago
Who put you in charge of how coffee is meant to be drank? 'Tard.
Hermaphrodite 2 years ago
If you're going to make an attempt at insulting me, learn English before you do it.
No-one put me in charge of it. I'm offering my opinion. Not that I should, if mouth-breathing verbal pugilists such as yourself insist on replying to it with your idiotic babbling.
sharpy748 2 years ago
dude come on man its just everyones opinion ease up man(and yes i have a job) (no im not a hippy)
getsuga987 2 years ago
Oh dear, bless your heart. Your mommy must have been so very cruel to you. Did she touch your naughty place? Perhaps you need a hug? Clearly you do, seeing as you mocked my terrible (yet strangely flawless) English and then went off on a ranting tangent like you're on your man-period. Do you need me to go to the store and pick you up some Midol or Pamprin, honey?
Hermaphrodite 1 year ago
It either took you 7 weeks to think of that reply or it took you the same amount of time to type it out. Or a combination of the two. Whatever the case, I lost interest in you and forgot about this 'discussion' long ago.
Thank you for wasting two minutes of my time. I needed something to do. :D
sharpy748 1 year ago
mate, the three second rule part made this even better aha :)
TheHillsHaveEyeBrows 2 years ago 2
ordinary? That ginormous!!!!!!!!!!!
lolkid5000 2 years ago
its not epic its more funny then epic
hellgodhaven 2 years ago
For me that I live in a different country, thats a lot for a breakfast
1lu2ma3ca 2 years ago
this can get expensive
P.S. sry for bad english
MrGoldyify1 2 years ago
i thought u'd make it more 300 style, but this was rly epic anyway.
nice vid
P.S. I hate coffee
Broockle 2 years ago
This looks like a second rate film school project.
Also, you're a fattie.
Also, cocks
ckaleb111 2 years ago
well as its just a youtube video, mabye you should lower your standards kid.
TheHillsHaveEyeBrows 2 years ago
epic
peterlorandervin 2 years ago
ownage
Habegger23 2 years ago
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the irate gamer is better than the nerds!
Covenantreturns 2 years ago
this ain't epic at all
stickaramaic 2 years ago
you forgot the old marshmellow shaped lucky charms just face it breakfast is ruined!
JTC545 2 years ago