MST3k.s10.e04 - Future War

[Nutanx]

The main guy, the tool, He plays an Agent in the second Matrix!

[obv3]

19:58 "My trained weiner will finish you off!"

[LtGenAile]

So somebody must have seen The Terminator and thought "Ya know what that film needed, some T. rexs."

[ValkyrieBane]

The best line of all time:

"He's BOXED in."

Thank you, Crow T. Robot. You have made my life.

[Desicas]

"Ladies and gentlemen.....FRED BURROWS!"

[funky4fingers]

in my top 5 of mst3k along with:

puma man, devil doll, castle of fu-manchu, overdrawn at the memory bank

[rettic]

Wait a second, is that one robot guy (with the thing over his face) the big face guy from Soultaker?

[SuperIllusiveman]

O..h..o.h. OH NO ee hee ahh ahh before it was a Milky Way na now it's a Snickers! hu hu m ma make it stop, make it stop! Snickers, Milky Way, Snickers, scary scary scary!

[NodDisciple1]

I wonder how many times a lady Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie are!? X_x *Nosebleed*

[NodDisciple1]

1:12 Is that Master Chief on the rope ladder in the back? :?

[fastrnb]

John Claude Gosh Darn!

[Zemaphore]

i found myself wondering how he eats and sleeps, but that question is now answered: they got a candy bar machine on the SOL.

[hunterd557]

Captain Polarith . . .

[someguy827]

@hunterd557 I can't help but notice that every single time XD

[elricmb]

I'd probably get 10.9 on that spreadsheet program.

[GeneralMcFist]

Fred Burroughs! Help me!

[abmaximus]

1:05:12 water obviously cut this fence and broke through!

[krystalfan]

Dustbuster Galactica, lol XD

[Ayria]

Birdemic made more sense than this "film". 

[EternalGuardian07]

Hilarious how they try to make the FBI's involvement seem like a big plot point, when it was really some random cul-de-sac that died just as soon as it started.

[Sam666gelber]

Even with the commentary, this movie was almost completely unwatchable. "This is the weirdest PSA for Catholicism.

[bloodystarcthulhu]

Its worse than I thought - There's no butter in my coffee

[Gents999]

I can't believe crow mentoined another movie they did, my mind is blown.

[MrMammon]

@Gents999 They did that all the time, just not always so clearly. The "watch out for snakes." thing is in a LOT of their riffing, for example, a callback to the "Eegah!" episode from the 5th season.

[Yapshire]

If I ate crap and then crapped out the crap on top of a pile of crap, it still wouldn't be as crappy as this movie.

[someguy99999]

Fred Burrows for President!!

[Gigrantula58]

Jesus was a kickboxer right?

[JoystixMusic]

OH!!! "Casablanca! Could you dopple me into that Mike?" From my fav Mst3k, "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" !

[mrkrinkle72]

SAVE THE MEATLOAF!

[RichterTheEternal]

This movie is like jiggling keys in front of small child's face. Waving in front of our faces martial arts, cyborgs, dinosaurs and a ex-hooker/nun who has connections with gangs and arms dealers (That last one...WOW.) to distract us on how bad their movie is...IT DIDN'T WORK.

[montyburns9991]

Servo: It's a weird, threatening clown.

That would be every clown in the world, Tom.

[benjie414]

i went to elementary school with a kid who ate like that. 30:50

[flandersfails]

am I the only one who finds Dr. Pearl sort of hot?

[pretorious700]

@flandersfails yes

[montyburns9991]

@pretorious700 LOL



[triplestar100]

@flandersfails worry not, my friend... I do too, in a BBW/MILF kinda way. (whoops; too much information, huh? LOL!)

[SpiderxBlue]

@flandersfails yes..yes u r

[MrVulgar1]

You think the film producer was moving and wanted to get a write-off on the boxes?

[slapnpopbass]

1:05:46

Wait, is that a Clark Bar?

[HoboJoe83]

Boy,they sure did get their money's worth out of all those empty cardboard boxes.They even made some of the movie's props out of them!

[EmilyDNelson]

So the only reason there was even a five second detour to that reservoir was to rip off the jeep scene from Jurassic Park badly? Movie, wouldn't you want to DISTANCE yourself from any comparison to better films?

[adiadv10]

Thanks for uploading this – it's one of my favorites!

[PaperbackWizard]

@ 25:31 - "What do we've got?" A severe grammar problem, apparently.

[montyburns9991]

@PaperbackWizard I can't believe M&TB let that one go! That's Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith) that he says that to you know?

[lickstickly]

@montyburns9991 no it isnt you simpsons freak

[montyburns9991]

@lickstickly Hey now - be nice on this MST comment page. I am employed by my ears, and I'm telling you - that's Yeardly Smith. I think she did this without credit, which was probably a good idea. Trust me - that's her voice.

[KingSnarf]

"Who are you?"

"A tool."

Truer words were never spoken.

[schultz1963]

MST3K was great. RIFF TRAXX eh, not so much.

[EmilyDNelson]

@schultz1963 Yeah, I think it lacks the cozy quality that the characters of Mike and the bots and Pearl and her minions had.

[RichterTheEternal]

I'm surprised this movie got green-lit for a direct-to-video release with such cheap production, but obviously the highlight of the movie is Daniel Bernhardt's martial arts and his resemblance to Jean Claude Van Damme. Everything and everyone else in the movie is just filler.

[CockyDoody]

god, I can't believe Forrest Ackerman had a cameo in this turd.

[greenbay357]

This is one of the all time worst movies in MST3000

[sinkingswamp]

"the sad thing is, they're ALL former prostitutes!"

"a man was snapped at by a forced-perspective puppet today..."

[mjcanan]

Thanks for uploading this episode. It's one of my favorites from the 10th season.

[ephsauce]

@mjcanan It's a really good one. :D

[bloodystarcthulhu]

@mjcanan This is one of my favorites !