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  • i laugh at this kid so hard

  • *Reads title* Rebelling for mom?

  • 4:29 - 4:36

    fucking gold.

  • dude lose the shorts

  • i wanna eat drugs with dax

  • Maybe next i'll eat drugs

  • i am also in vacation.

  • lmfao the syrup

  • hahaha omg your so funny thats halious "i know where you hide the syrup omg i love that :DD

    

  • i love these early ones where he doesnt fake a speech problem

  • Eat Drugss!!!! trololololololollololol

  • Kid, you obviously don't realize that you're lucky to even have the chance to dance with a girl on her wedding night. Yeah, it's your cousin...but to pay a dollar is a charity for her and her new husband. Grow up a little and look past your own selfishness. You're very very selfish. And to be the life of the party; when the party is a wedding reception?? Chill out dax. People only notice you cause they need to realize that you're a little slow before you offend everybody.

  • Dax is really inspired by the first few seasons of The Office.

  • i love how he puts handsome as a tag in every video

  • plz tell me you were acting then...right...r u sure you not on drug's.....

  • What's wrong with him

  • edited out an unconsistent part of your story huh? 4:02-4:05 "it's my turn. So I hand him some money" *stutter stutter cover up*

  • and also learn to talk right that would help many of your problems you no DEDEDE

  • you have red neck sindrome-get mad to fast

  • Daxflame got swagger!

  • 2007 was such a good year for YouTube

  • why didnt you just pay a freakin dollar and make an animation video? problems solved,

  • i hope he eats drugs . . . LOL

  • i dunno why ppl say he is acting were is the proof?

  • "I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM WITH EVERY FIST ON MY BODY"

    so, two?

  • your video sucks cock

  • @TheAndre505050 oh, and ur videos are such works of art. y don't u learn to make videos that don't suck before you go and say that on a hilarious video.

  • I really like the Daxflame character but I also like to spot the occasional breaking of character moments.... 5:23 was a very close crack-up... He holds it very well and I'm sure knew that he didn't want to ruin a single take without any edits....... So very good job at maintaining for a good 15 seconds or so. It's hard not to crack-up when you start to, as we all know..

  • 4:28 - 4:37 *Awkward silence and darting eyes*

  • I like the way this guy thinks...

  • good if you eat drugs you go to hell

  • Dax I a big fan but I think u need to get mire attention from ur parents and u might want to see a councilwr

  • why dose ure mom hide syrup dax?

  • 3:40 awesome job

  • damn kidd you my child have issues..Anger issues.'

  • yesmthe universe is against you

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  • He's gonna eat drugs!

  • Ur not strong, u sound like a freak, and u ripped YOUR own clothes to get back at your mom. Hmmm.......somebody's a little crazy.....

  • how many fists do you have dax?

  • THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME!

    "Universe, are you against me?"

    "Yes."

  • u only got 2 fists dumbass but all the same good vid

  • i know where she hides the syrup!

  • Dude he's gonna sneak the syrup? What a beast

  • his mom must of made 849 accounts just to dislike

  • @jesussk8r1231 huh?

  • Several amazing Daxflame original quotes came from this video!!!!

  • Eat drugs!

  • Is this supposed to be funny ? Cause it's not..

  • hahaha (:

  • i sense a problem or mental disability in this guy... thumbs up if u agree

  • why would he punch the floor. and why is the universe against you?

  • wow

  • drugs

  • u dont eat

  • i ment shirt

  • nice videos

  • Maybe next I'll eat drugs!

  • weird ass fag.

  • I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM WITH EVERY FIST ON MY BODY xD

  • omfg awesome

  • "May be next ill ....ill ummm EAT DRUGS!"

    "No im ...im not going to do that so ..BUT I KNOW WHERE SHE HIDES THE SYRUP!" " So yeah mom!"

  • mmmmmm i love the one in in bills yum drugs

  • wow somebody stop him with his chocolate syrup and combing his hair with his hands dax is awesome

  • "Maybe I'll eat drugs?"

    'No I,m not going to do that but I know where she hides the syrup!"

    "So yeah mom!"

    Oh man I,m laughing with every fist in my body!!!! lol XD

  • Maybe next I'll ... eat drugs. xD

  • i think ill try eating drugs too. yum!

  • totally

  • he need his pills lol

  • hahaha punch him with every fist of my body, Im still laughing.

  • Uh- uh uh uhu huh uh uh uh SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR THE BIGGEST MORON IVE EVER HEARD YOU TALK LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS

  • it sounded like he said "if i would have f***ed with him" XD

  • those are some cools clothes man. the black, orange, navy blue, light blue, and yellow with white sneakers doesn't class at all.

  • maybe next ill...eat drugs!

  • maybe next ill eat drugs!

  • Haha every fist u mean all 2 of them?

  • wow you are so cool reporting someone to the police like that loser

  • wow man grate way to rebel. jk

  • i love his fashion sence

    :)

  • With that shirt and tie he has to be on drugs!

  • is it an act? i hope so because if it's not this kid needs SO much help.

  • OK, sorry about my last comment, just found out this IS an act. Good job kid! Seriously, I've met people like this. LOL, really terrible people.

  • Is this kid retarded? Or is this an act? If I were this kids parent, I would completely take away the internet from him so he could get a real life... Rebelling? Yeah, right. Kid would die in a real fight, fsoi. So sad that he punches his chair and says the universe is against him and answers for it too. His mom takes away his laptop for vacation and instead of enjoying life he blames the universe for his mom taking away his laptop for a while. I'm hoping this is an act. Kid is a looser

  • Hes a normal kid who's really good at acting, Daxflame is his impersonation of how he would act if he was autistic

  • @zmod101 and how do you know all this?

  • @Jaclyn980 someone posted a video a while back showing his facebook and stuff and pictures of himself looking normal and other sorts of stuff implying that hes normal

  • He's acting.

  • UNIVERSE: "Am I against you?" "I don't even know who you fucking are!"

  • eat drugs?

  • ye 2 punches cause thats all the fists you have on your body lol

  • lol.........."i might eat........drugs" lolol

  • You're a really good story teller. Good stuff man! take care! -David

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  • you don't eat drugs :)

  • It's Actually said like this...

    2 hits!

    I hit you and you hit the floor!

  • U should eat COCAINE!!!

    mmmmmmmmmmm!

  • You don't eat cocaine dumbfuck.

  • Eat drugs...lmfao

  • Have you ever heard of anger controle?

  • OMG PAUSE IT AT 5:56

  • every fist on my body!

  • 3:46 HE FARTS!!!!!! listen real close. you can totally hear it. :P

  • I heard it!

  • no when he sits back in his chair it does that.

  • universe, are you against me?!

    yes.

  • also, you only have two fists

  • 2007, the year of Dax, 2009, the year of missing Dax

  • too true

  • I'LL EAT DRUGS LOL thats y i love u

  • Your name isn't even Dax Flame.

    It's Madison Patrello!

  • i know! lol

  • 4:29......akward!!

  • dude, check out his outfit. hahaha! LOSER with a big, whopping "L"!!

  • hahaha

    Brilliance!

  • oh wait, not 4:48, its 3:48

  • "Also, another thing that is rebellious, is I didnt even uhh comb my hair today, uhh I combed it with my hands...so...yeah mom" 4:48

  • "I'll eat drugs"

    ............

    oookie?

  • Dax has infinity fists, I am almost 100% sure of it. That's why the universe is against him, because the universe knows Dax could destroy it at any second if he wanted to.

  • maybe next ill eat drugs

  • "The Universe is against pee" 5:52

  • dude i saw i throw around that chair nice work want to join a fight club

  • haha

    "Me punching him and him punching the floor"

    XD

  • rofl

  • Oh shet dax... How many fists do you have in your body?

  • Awesome job!

  • keep it cool man... i love yr riped suit and yr firey lamp

  • HAHAHA,syrop,aka dope for Dax.

  • how many fists DO you have on your body?

  • Hahaha! You brilliant little nerd! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. It's pure comedy gold. The shirt and tie are a nice touch. They're a crime against humanity, but a nice touch nonetheless. Really sells the whole thing. "I know where she hides the syrup..." Awesome! You're hilarious, man.

  • daxy, I ate drugs and I'm telling you. don't do it!

  • you didnt rebel for her, you rebelled against her.

  • oh man dax you are such a rebel

  • rofl eat drugs

  • Ok Madison Patrello.

    That's your real name, anyway!

  • nice shurt D.F.

  • 1:15 ??? you dont eat them! and 1:24 ??? chocolate syrup??? thats your drugs o yea your bad dax and 5:00 to 5:30 and 5:55 to end

    he answers the universe for it

  • uhhmmmm okk sorry but uhhmm DO NOT try to be the cente rof attention at someone elses wedding!! it's THEIR night!!

    and the point of the money thing is so that the couple can raise money for themselves since they are starting a new life (idk if that made sense ._o)

  • hahaha 5:39 through 5:43 haha i laughed so hard when he punched it

  • im going to eat drugs! lol dax your awesome

  • you fucking redal

  • maybe next ill eat drugs

    RROFLROFLROFLAHAHAHARARARA lol

  • okay, Dax, where are you hiding those other fists.

  • (-my message to evry one whos watching Daxflame videos-) this is 100% real ..i know the guy for so long..he do have some kind of mental problem and some time he Lose control but he is a very spontaneous and shy person and very innocent and he can not hide anything in his heart and he always says what in his mind and also he Does not feel about girls like all Other boys..so please be nice with him..thank you all

  • A two punch fight, me punching him & him punching the floor.

    Fucking classic.

  • ''I wanted to punch him with EVERY FIST ON MY BODY'' That made me laugh.. alot :D

  • HAHAHAH yeah

    sooo daxflame-ish

  • you cut your suit ...friendship over.....FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!

  • your cool :D

    i love yoou!!!

    xx

  • ''hahaha im gonna be rebellious im gonna go eat some chocolate syrup!! oh man im so gangsta!'' fucking dumb ass....

  • what does he say at 4:02. it's edited out!?! -i need to know!! i cannot miss a word from this guy. acting or not i think he is freaking hilarious!!

  • Awesome Job

  • hahahaah yeah

    i love that line

    maybe next i'll eat drugs

    i know where she hides the syrup...

  • Yeah, it's pretty bad when his mom has to hide the syrup.

  • maybe next ill eat drugs... mmmm shrooms:P

  • nice tie!

  • naw naw naw dax is acting he's trying not to laugh go to 5:26 and play it form there he's trying not to laugh

  • ooo, syrup, rebel

  • punch him with every fist on your body? XD hes gonna punch the floor when you punch him? XD lmao

  • i like ur vids a litle but that kind of being repelies .... that so hardcore u cut ur suit sweet u comed ur hair with ur hand and u are going to drink the syrop wow

  • i reckon he's got the hots for his cousin tbh (:

  • HIS universe is against him!

  • im starting to think dax is fake??

    dax r u a phoney!! :o lol

  • its not a 2 punch fight its a 2 hit fight retard & u got that from a movie or show i forget. Plus why does she have 2 hide the syrup.

  • MAYBE NEXT I'LL EAT DRUGS

  • hahaha. yeah. this is one of the best videos youve made recently. haha. this is like the old daxflame i used to like so much.

  • THATS FROM 2008 YOU SHIT BAG

  • NOOOOOOT

  • i wanted to punch him with every fist on my body!

  • ....you only have 2...

  • why would she have to hide the syrup?

  • "Awesome job Dax!"... What makes you think your plans are good? o.o

  • HA! yeah cuz the worst rebelling is to hide your moms serup! haha I LOVE DAX!!! so so funny

  • "maybe next ill eat drugs"