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  • If there is a god, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up this badly.

  • a matriarchial society shouldn't have suicide bombers. All populations are recognized as protection in that they all desire to continue living happy. they're were greek women who did boycott sex until the war was over. It's not like 1950s or 1990s with a priest coming to you saying a version of, "you cannot kick the man out of the home for beating up the children because you are a woman, he is a man, your head, god to man to you"

  • Crowd of tools applauding like chimpanzees..

  • A god of everything would necessarily be a god of sandwiches...

  • for the first couple seconds, i thought it was richard talking.haha

  • I think much like the plot of Bride of Frankenstein, we should try to find God a woman. They could have a raunchy early romance that would ultimately give way to her browbeating Him for the rest of eternity. The upside is He'd be distracted from jerking us around as often as He does, and for four days a month, he could actually show up for a change and go fishing with us. That could be fun. He wouldn't even have to use bait.

  • @ChipArgyle Oh, no-- Zeus had a wife like that in Hera, and it just made him more bad tempered and likely to screw around. Look how many demigods HE produced... Jehovah made enough trouble with just Jesus.

  • @GoblinXXX Yeah, but if we found a hottie for Him, He'd just chase her around all the time and ignore us. Hey - wait a sec...

  • @ChipArgyle Maybe that was the idea of sacrificing virgins, originally.

  • @GoblinXXX So when He was around all the time back in the beginning, they sacrificed virgins to get Him off our backs. Now that He's been gone so long and everyone's demanding some actual evidence of His existence we have to pry Him away from the obviously now-worn-out coochie we've sent to Him. What to do, what to do? Sounds like we need to get Herpes, the Greek God of Unprotected Casual Sex, on the job to help us out.

  • @ChipArgyle Herpes, eh? Oh yeah, I remember seeing a statue of him in the Smithsonian, a god with a winged helmet, and cold sores on his lip!

  • @GoblinXXX He's just as real as the rest of them.

  • @ChipArgyle And unlike SOME gods I could mention (I'm looking at YOU, Jesus!), HERPES comes back, occasionally!

  • @GoblinXXX Once you accept him, Herpes is always with you.

  • I think if there was a Goddess in the place of a God not much would be different from our society; except that women would probably make religion even more unquestioning because many women love the supernatural: Horoscopes, Angels, Alternative Medicine, rituals from eastern cultures(Yoga, Meditation) neo paganism, ect are all geared for and designed by women. women are more social, so in a matriarchal society religion would be even more dominant. maybe most of the suicide bombers would be women.

  • @MuonRay or maybe not... men do a lot of things the rest of them men dont know about:P dont make such assumtions.

  • @MuonRay Nah, they'd just nag guys into being suicide bombers. ;)

  • I think if there was a Goddess in the place of a God not much would be different from our society; except that women would probably make religion even more unquestioning because many women love the supernatural: Horoscopes, Angels, Alternative Medicine, rituals from eastern cultures(Yoga, Meditation) neo paganism, ect are all geared for and designed by women. women are more social, so in a matriarchal society religion would be even more dominant. maybe most of the suicide bombers would be women.

  • What are the people so much hyped about? !!!

  • @adkdi They saw my dick.

  • It's a IT

  • he knows how to get the ladies all riled up haha nice (spelling on "riled" probably incorrect, I don't believe I've ever written that out in letters during my entire life)

  • Darwin's reptilian evolvement makes one's tail swish.

  • SORE EROS—Living with a series of grandmothers and getting the action formerly reserved for grandfather-types.

  • Fanatical plans are plots, as are conspiracies, with confederates & culprits whose actions are capricious. Of what does anything depend? Which door is not hinged on lynch pins? You can't gauge the reason, nor the genius, in things genuine as these curios are encased in the terror & evolvement of a fine-top salt grass that is a perennial drop-seed grass, with open panicles, that clumps densely.

  • maybe gods a hermaphrodite, and committed incest on himself

  • How did the male God fuk himself and give birth.

    Was it like junior film.

  • well the goddess was in the kitchen when sht happened.

  • to debate god is to debate nothing. I might as well debate a flat earther.

  • haha NICE

  • For someone who studies the natural sciences, he does a pretty good job of understanding the social sciences

  • Well the christian god clearly is a male no woman could fuck up that badly :) Cmmon leaving your kids in a garden alone with a snake only a man can be that stupid

  • Actually, I think it would actually say a lot of God was a woman. Only a woman could come up with some of the tests and weird loopholes for forgiveness that God has put people through according to the bible.

  • @lordnimr0d Then why do theists always refer to god as a man?

  • @KarlxMxN not always. See shaktism.

  • @lookatmepleasesir My comments are mainly aimed at people who believe in the god of things like the bible ect.

  • I was just wondering: If we're all made in god's image, is he a hetrosexual, asexual, bisexual,homosexual tranny?food for thought :D

  • but mr dawkins an imagination is just that an imagination and is not based on reality.

  • @talons2112 what reality are you in? :D

  • @KEEETARO one that doesn't include racism and people's imaginations as my basis for reality

  • Stares at navel...

  • The control of sex has always been a key to controlling the people, which is why the church is so obsessed with it.

  • these 'pious fraud' texts solidified the priesthood in Jerusalem and was the final force of monotheism on the Jews. Babylonian mythology also tells us that sex was a divine attribute and human innocence is lost with virginity... thats the knowledge Adam and Eve gain from the fruit... and Eve's punishment of pain in childbirth is a punishment that fits the crime. Eve has no children until after they are expelled from the garden.

  • @CRUSH3Rdlux I must point out an error in your post... it says 'Let US make man (as in mankind) in OUR image" The issue that's being missed is that there was a Heavenly Council, and that there were male and female gods and goddesses. YHWH had a consort, Ashera, who got the boot along with other gods from the Jewish temples around the time the Deuteronomic texts were 'discovered'...

  • Why God is mostly male? Because he was created by men. Because they want to have the power over their women, they cannot allow a goddess.

    But, have a look at Mexico: Mexicans adore the Holy Virgin more then God or Jesus.

    They want to be always children, longing for their mother. Because many families dont have a father, only a mother. The father does not care for his children, same as God does.

  • To be honest, I wouldn't say a god such as YHWH is that different from a female anyway, he complains about everything, he makes no sense when he speaks, he gets jealous when you look at other gods and he constantly wants compliments.

  • Well said!

  • It's simply because man has most of the time been the dominant gender, so it's only natural to get a "male" God and instructions to fit "male" requirements. Not to mention that these books have been mostly written by males, there's no denying that.

  • I would have hoped so

  • Terrible leadership, idiotic judgment, and no second coming... Sorry ladies, God's a man!

  • @MacabreManifesto God is not real.

    Also. If god is a man, then he has a penis, and what is a penis for? Sex >> Reproduction. However if he was the only thing that ever was before he made the universe, then why would he have a penis in the first place?

  • @KarlxMxN It was a joke, playing off of male stereotypes.

  • @MacabreManifesto Lol, you'd think the "second coming" would have made that clear.

  • @KarlxMxN nono a penis is for self pleasure..dont u know ny thing ;D

  • @KarlxMxN

    Damn... that has to be one of the most obvious, and yet somehow most overlooked concepts I've ever been presented with. "God made man in his image" ...but god has no others to reproduce with... son of a bitch, that's like an undiscovered gem gleaming in the beams of truth within the cavernous deeps of religiosity! Hahah. Very good point, my friend.

  • @KarlxMxN Maybe he' uses it to bang those fine angel chicks in heaven.. ; D

  • @KarlxMxN to have fun(lol)

  • @KarlxMxN To bate when his creatures dont want to spend time with him DUH!! hahaha

  • @KarlxMxN Lol I was thinking that same thing the other day :)

  • @KarlxMxN I asked this so many times & they never answer.

  • @KarlxMxN i use my penis to pee out of from time to time

  • @impossiblemonkey

    You also use it to floss your teeth....

  • @KarlxMxN To ejaculate universes.

  • @KarlxMxN to pee and pleasure himself? Why would he have a cunt? this is ridiculous lol...

  • @KarlxMxN To play with when there's nothing on the tele?

  • @MacabreManifesto HHHAAHA. that took me a second to process, but it was hi-larious

  • psalm 53 the foll has said in his heart

    there is no god for he is wicked

    en he is already judged

    so mister dawkins whats gonna save you from death ?????

    by all means im no priest but i doubt youre life would change dramaticly if you were to bow down to god almighty how made thou soul en has THE POWER

    to judge wich non en noone can do !!!!!

  • @sukruoosten You are so illiterate that I actually challenge anyone to understand what the hell you are talking about.

    So you actually believe this is a sentence?

    "if you were to bow down to god almighty how made thou soul en has THE POWER

    to judge wich non en noone can do !!!!!"

    It impossible to tell as you have such a poor grasp of English but you have to be on the side or religion judging by your intelligence.

  • @WillShakespeare2007 yust the kinda answer i would expect from a heiden/pagan

    at least im trying to bee nice here but ok if you want to believe

    that you evolved from non living matrerials 20 biljon years ago

    far far away long long ago i wont stop you im no priest !!!!

    psalm 53 the FOOL has said in his heart there is no god

    end i want to add 1 english is not my mother language

    second this is youtube i dont give a fukk about good spelling

  • @sukruoosten I guess if English is not your first language then that makes more sense. I simply believe what can be proved and there is 0 proof of god. I really can not understand why you quote psalm 53 as of course your religion thinks those that do not agree are fools. All you have done is show your religion is intolerant of others beliefs. In the past you would have killed me for not believing (and in Islam they still do) so I guess things are getting a little better.

  • @sukruoosten that's right, we're such fools and heathens, we love to commit sins like wearing clothes made of different materials, which is an abomination to god (lev 19:19)

    How dare we not please the god almighty with sacrifices of animals and human beings? (yes god instructed the jews to make human sacrifices, leviticus 27:28-29)

    We are such fools for no longer buying/trading/beating slaves which is both approved by god and jesus (exodus 21:20, ephesians 6:5, 1 Tim. 6:1-2)

    What fools...

  • god are not same because god create us .when human create a car or anything.the car and anything not same as human.

  • If there does exist a god, I find the very idea that this god would have a gender ludicrous. If god is a being without constraint, then how could it be possible that it is restricted to being one gender or the other? It would be both and neither. This stereotyping that "god is a man cause things are screwed up", or "god is a woman because god tells men what to do" is just sexist garbage; and what the hell would make you think that sexist human stereotypes apply to a god? The very idea is folly!

  • @easytoremember0 We Hindus believe that God is a woman. God is a man. God is neither. Muslims say God is formless, i believe that We Hindus got to the same conclusion by saying God can take any or many forms - reason for so many Gods in Hinduism. It does make me proud that Hinduism is the only major faith to pray to God in a Female Form. Imagine that, the much older Hinduism is saying men & women are EQUAL whereas LATER religions have relegated women to a second-class status. Mind-boggling.

  • @ramaraksha01 "We Hindus believe that God is a woman. God is a man. God is neither."

    That's much more appropriate for the idea of a god.

  • @easytoremember0 Basically Abrahamic religions used their King as a template for God. Kings were mostly male, issue orders & judgements. Brought before the king, subjects/slaves get down on their knees shaking with fear, beg & grovel for his mercy. Pleased, he will let u stay in his pleasure palace, if not, u either get kicked out or worse tortured to death. This is no democracy, the king's word is law. As they say if it quacks like a duck & walks like a duck....

  • @easytoremember0 Well said.

  • @easytoremember0 Very good point.

  • If there is a god I think it would be a woman (I am a guy.) I dont know how to back it up.

  • @Anonomous0C Matriarchal cultures believe in a Supreme Goddess based on the fact that it is women who give birth and thusly 'create life'. In truth, though, both male and female are required for the creation of offspring, even though the female bears the child.

  • The truth is, God is male so that woman can be controlled.

  • @bkisme

    James 1:17 (King James Version)

    Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

    God is Truth. Absolute Truth by which we base our perception of reality upon. Rather then mere opinions.

  • @OpenTheo

    What a load of twaddle!

    You're radio rental, mate, but you are a septic, so I suppose that's an explanation for your inane rantings.

  • Dawkins is made of win. FTW

  • Or shit would get blown up every 28 days. I couldn't resist.

  • @sweetmonkeylove1 hahaha

  • @sweetmonkeylove1 lmfao... good one.

  • @sweetmonkeylove1 The "Chocolate or Death To All" button would be worn out from overuse xD .

    -IMP ;) :)

  • @sweetmonkeylove1 Hahahaha I just realized what you meant

  • @sweetmonkeylove1 wow lol

  • lmao lmao lmao lmao.....If he wasn't a world renowned Evolutionary Biologist, I would say that he should do stand up comedy! Mr. Dawkins and Hitchens crack me up!!! lmao!

  • @gary031183

    the bible cracked me up

  • women were seen as inferior to men back in the iron age. Most societies 2000 years ago were patriarchal. that would be why God is a man :)

  • @Unremarkable1000 Very true, but I believe her point was what effect does the belief in god being male have on our society/ies TODAY. The belief that dad is waiting to beat you up for doing wrong (big brother) is a different feeling from the connotation you get from there being "big sister". Fiction may be fiction, but it is relative to how we perceive and accept things in reality. We expressly accept poor treatment of women in fiction: we accept it as entertaining and correct in all aspects.

  • ITS A MATTER OF PSYCHOLOGY! what you believe dictates your behavior! allah aint real but muslims still took down a tower!

    thats real!

    it matters!!! id rather have people believe in unicorns than the abrahamic god!

  • @WORLDARYANREVIVAL The Gods may not be real but the emotions of the followers are. The brain is a powerful thing, they feel real emotion when they think of their god.

    I guess you could argue that it may be easier to replace the illusion with one more satisfying to us (by us I mean rational people who don't believe in god) than dispel it altogether but isn't that intellectually dishonest?

  • Well, I suppose a Mono-Theistic Goddess Cult of comparable size would have a fair bit less of the old misogynistic dogma than say Christianity, Islam, Judaism etc.

    But there again the idea of yet another cult on our hands is troubling, yeah, lets not do it after all.

  • @AngryBugger2012 I don't know, people talk about how peaceful having a goddess would be compared to a male, but nothing could be further from the truth. The goddess Yahweha would kill the Amalekites, utterly, every twenty eight days...

  • @AngryBugger2012

    more importantly, what makes anyone think that it wouldn't be just a reversal of what is now?

  • wait...why are people cheering for a female cult? why is this better than a male cult?

  • @Shmior Well, possibly because women have been so hideously treated under male cults and because there would be less testosterone in charge and possibly a more peaceful existance.......

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  • it is simply default that god is a he. english is unique in that we have genderless nouns and the word "it"

  • Male and female are biological concepts.They are not independent ideas out in the universe.If god exist, he as non-boilogical being would most likely be a genderless.But then again, there almost certainly is no god.So the issue is as important to us, as the lenght of a jar-jar binks tongue or weight of a cave troll!

  • English is peculiar in having no linguistic genders for nouns but then having separate words such as he, she, his, her, him, her etc for nouns with a physical gender and sentience.

    .

    I wonder if the maleness of an abstract God is so important in languages, French, German etc, where many physically neuter objects are assigned a gender anyway.

    .

    There are plenty of male and female Hindu gods. The male is powerful, the female is the power.

  • @chrisofnottingham

    To answer your question, in French, the maleness of an abstract God is just as important than in English. The fact that things like a table is feminine and things like a glass is masculine does not at all lessen the importance of gender when talking about living beings. On the contrary. For example, we don't have a pronoun for "it". In English, it would be possible to use "it" when talking about god. But in French, we HAVE TO call him He or She.

  • @McSibiss Thanks. But when you are talking about a table vs a person do the il/elle words take on a different meaning for you? They are the same words. If they do, I have to think that a person brings their own knowledge with them to make the difference i.e. you have already decided that God is living.

    I'd love to discuss this more but this isn't the ideal method.

    Do the French use different sentence structures for inanimate objects? I've never heard a table referred to as "elle".

  • @chrisofnottingham La table is a femanin term. Mon cheveux is my hair but Mon is masculin but I'm a girl. Il pleut means it's raining. It's all very confusing when you only really know English. But a good amount of langages have these.

  • Oh shit I thought Dawkins was imitating a female voice in the beginning of the video. Damn you 360p.

  • Wow sounded a like it was going to be a really dum question but turned into fucking great question!

  • @ma049

    It was the answer to the question which was made great by Dawkins, not the question itself.

  • No, the question was pretty good. Listen to it more carefully.

  • @ma049

    I heard it well enough the first time, I assure you. The only thing remarkable about this video is Dawkin's answer, not the feminist-agenda question. (not that there's anything wrong with feminism)

  • Oh no didn't you, or your rather your answer indicates you did.

    Dawkins answer wasn't terribly good (a little nod to the ladies about a matriarchal society being more friendly is a bit old hat).

    I suggest you watch the clip again.

  • What purpose would it serve a super being to be male or female why would it need sex when it can produce at will anyways the idea of a male or female deity is pretty stupid in my book.

  • pwned,religion is pwned

  • Aphrodite could get it every night if she existed.

  • Dawkins was so trying to get in their pants.

  • rotflmao, he is so awesome!  XD

  • Dawkins had to take a moment to avoid laughing at the question.

  • Classically god was viewed as a male in order to impose an impression of authority over the followers. Back in the day women didn’t get much respect and thus viewing the highest authority in the universe as a woman wouldn’t get obedience out of the people. Sad but true.

  • @philipbabb

    actually during the life of Jesus there was a group of people who believed in a female god and it was quite large. The fact that we have a male god image now seems to be more because that was a more aggressive in persuading people to believe. In the past there were more female gods then now.

  • dawkins playin to the ladies hahah

  • My most recent faith struggle is not one of intellect. I don't really do that anymore. Sooner or later you just figure out there are some guys who don't believe in God and they can prove He doesn't exist, and some other guys who do believe in God and they can prove He does exist, and the argument stopped being about God a long time ago and now it's about who is smarter, and honestly I don't care. -Donald Miller

  • "Well, t-t-that is a perfectly fair point, and um, I, um, I mean er," XD

  • Atheism is just as much a religion as christianity. Athiests devote their time to debunking Christian belief. You shouldn't refer to yourself as anything if you don't have a belief in specified gods. Its a contradiction that hasn't been noticed. Richard dawkings must have some belief in a higher power because if he didn't he wouldn't spend so much of his time supressing the idea of a god. let alone write a book about it. I have no clue why he is so threatend by god(s)?

  • @stevencakes

    How is Atheism a religion? It is the rejection of one idea.

    There are no tenets. There is no dogma. It is simply saying "Nope, I don't believe in Gods."

  • @stevencakes No.. atheism is not a religion. And i dont think he feel threatened by gods. why would he? he just point out that believing in a 2000-year old book, written by humans, favourising humans (obviously), is rather stupid when we are built up by the same material as any other living creature in this world..

  • @stevencakes I don't think RD is threatened by non existent gods. I think he is very strident in countering the claims made by religionists about reality. I think Dawkins in more concerned about the truth. We'll allow you Xians to fight amongst yourselves as to which god of another religion is not true. Dawkins just goes one step further in stating there is probably no god.

  • @stevencakes

    Atheism is not a religion. A religion is faith or belief in the supernatural, typically involving a God, but not always. Theism is the belief in a god or gods, Atheism is that you don't believe in gods. Religion also includes rituals of some nature (i.e. prayer) to somehow communicate with these invisible agents. Atheists as a whole don't devote their time to debunking Christian (or any belief), though some such as Dr. Dawkins may do so. Its a matter of the individual.

  • @stevencakes Actually the contradiction has been noticed by one NonStampCollector. Atheists spend our time debunking religion (not just christianity) because religion tries to impose its beliefs on us.

    I don't think I should be called an atheist, more like a PEARList (Physcial Evidence and Reasoned Logic).

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  • dawkins is a liar! there is a good and you can prove it easily

  • @Escavi

    I am good! :D

  • @Escavi I've never heard of a good before? Explain!

  • @murderousbastard83

    Without god you cant explain why there is life. But there is life, therefore there is a god.

  • @Escavi I was actually cracking on your misspelling! Lol. But now that you mention it, the idea of God is really just an intellectual copout. We'll probably never know why or how we got here. Then again you can't expect an ant to understand how a car works. Same concept.

  • @Escavi uhh yea thats just a bunch of babble ... did u really think that was clever

  • What a childish answer.

  • Shameless pitch to the females.

    Nothing wrong with that I suppose, but still. Shameless pitch.

  • For one thing God doesn't exist, secondly it says He in the bible so thats why religious people think he is male.

  • Pussy whipped

  • well of course god is single. you never hear about the wife. that's why the male god has to make his image out of dirt, and another that happens be anatomically perfect for procreation. wait around 5000 years, stir with a with a flood and plagues... ultimately to get one pregnant with your man-god-child, who is killed but since he's really a god, he's not really dead. and all the people go crazy. amen.

  • Blegh, females are automatically better in his mind

  • @VinnyBloo No, it's just that, if 'God' was female, there would have been a lot less killing and discrimination of (free thinking) women in the past.

  • Beware of the evolution hoaxes in the media Clarification

  • God is obviously male because the superstitious goat herders that made up the Bible were misogynistic.

  • To quote George Carlin, "God MUST be male; only a male could F**K things up this badly!!"

  • @sgreen71778

    that is sexism.....women screw up just as badly

    society is just inclined to help women, and not help men....so of course it will always seem like the man would F**K things up worse than a woman.....

  • @sabin97 you're quite right, 90% of what a child learns about life, values, and morality come from the teachings of their mothers

    Believe it or not, mothers are the ones who create little superstitious non-thinking irrational primates

  • @sgreen71778 he he :) !

  • @dkinetik Its not so much a dominant gender thing, or who wrote the books, it has more to do with how the society makes a living. Hunter, herder societies = patriarchal = god, agrarian, farming societies dependent on 'Mother Earth'=matriarchal = goddess

    The hunter society = strength [male] is valued

    The farming society = generative power of the earth [female] is valued

    according to what I read, and with the survival imperitive backing it, makes sense to me

  • It seems rather pointless to say that God actually has a gender. We only have genders to reproduce, of which I don't think God engages in. I simply use "he" in reference to God because in most languages the masculine form denotes strength and independence, which are both traits of God. Not only that, but it seems more personal to use "him" rather than "it".

  • dawkins is weird

  • Yes, that's because he's smart.

    He could be a real weirdo, and favorite videos of a dead dancing style from the 30s and 40s.

  • I would have used this as an opportunity to make the case that some religions are fakes - these religions rose from times when men ruled & had absolute power. Women were thought to be fit for kitchen duties & raising children! 100 years now since they got the right to vote? 3,000 years ago they were nothing but slaves.

    What is amazing to me is that an even older religion, Hinduism, gives equality to Women! Remakable!

  • @ramaraksha01 What is amazing to me is that an even older religion, Hinduism, gives equality to Women! "

    You seem to be confusing EQUALITY with SAME. Men and women are equal. We however are NOT the same...nor were we created to be THE SAME.

  • @bornagain001 we were not created

  • @bornagain001 How did i do that? Again we are talking about God, not men & women. We were created not God, are u saying u think ur god was created? As a man?

    I think ur god was nothing but made in the image of a King - ur thinking proves that.

  • it doesn't treat them equally though