Britain Got Talent Impossible

[avadormuth]

:O

[CuteBunnyFuzzy]

...........god this GUY IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[jatinderbanga]

I wish i knew a magician who could turn my fake lottery ticket into a real one.

[maggieemaee712]

So I see I'm back on this part of YouTube again

[icebergelishious]

im on the part of youtube that some cant explain.

[afker553]

i bet scorpion gave him an blowjob

[SpunkDustbin]

i`d pay a million pounds if he chucked that bowling ball (knives included) at that cunt, piers morgans fucking face.

[TheAllAbout000]

Wondering: What if... it fail...

[coolheartz24]

Holy Bejesus

[InsaneCodGamers]

And what about the scorpion???!!!!!

[Alliancelane]

Well, I bet the plate activates are just fumeing. Poor plate, what did it ever do.. :(

[sockington1]

how much do the producers pay the cretinous audience to look surprised at such poor illusion ?

[TwistedBeast1]

Mind rape!!!!!

[ZalmaiNaqibRahman]

0:27 >>> WTF???????????

[legojobro]

mark FAKE

[khalil]

that scorpion prolly went knock out cuz of the smell anyway

[JumPInfectioN]

haha he messes up and impails him self

[Ashoujfilm35]

That's exactly how I met my first wife.

[mafiaalejandro]

how did i get here, i was listening to simple plan???????

[IvvyMcEmerald]

WHOOOO!!

[firepizzachilli]

LOL

look at girl at 1:17

[swatson19891]

DICKMUNCH! IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT I WILL ALLOW THEM TO MUCH ON MY DICK AND IF YOURE BALD YOU CAN JIZZ ON MY LOWER BACK TOO!

[StefanosArapoglou]

@swatson19891 THERE! pathetic comment is pathetic

[voxstracorbett]

This is what you do when you don't have any proper Job.

[dustin97469]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

[Brax889]

Was that a fake scorpio or he feel no pain like Zohan?

[XPertDude101]

Holy Moly!!!!

[MrHalootjes]

.... poor scorpion xD

[littlemissmello]

britain got talent??

[dyvine100]

the scorpion was makin love to him they gon have a scorhumanpion the scorpion is gonna want that child support cuz its gonna be hard for her and her baby in the dessert again (fact:the scorpion he put in his draws has to be female he wouldnt put a male in there if ya know what i mean)

[MrGeerthan2011]

he must be wearing some sort of ball guards :p

[tEKZMedia]

Only bad thing i can say about this video is that ( THATS AMERICAS GOT TALENT )

[rockstar5146]

ummm.... O_O

[Ir1shTech]

wait.. where the fuck do you find a scorpion in europe ?!

[CallumJ230]

@Ir1shTech This isnt in Europe

[Ir1shTech]

@CallumJ230 oh really? i know that... he said he found the scorpion while in europe...

[ivenstorm]

@Ir1shTech actually there have been scorpions in spain, and southern europe towards the african borders

though emperor scorpions are usually found in the african rainforest

[Ir1shTech]

@ivenstorm wow, i never knew that.... thanks bro :)

[DJZaXiade]

I laughed my ass off at this.

That's just terrific.

[FarCryAndHaloFan]

That man raped a scorpion!!!

[pwningpineapple13]

Holy shit.

[roxie111000]

OMG that was crazy!

[RiPTrav]

Imagine him trying to get through customs.. haha

[superbloob92]

Omg no comment besides fucking amazing

[kinglightboy]

D: when the scorpian went in his pants my "Little Buddy" retreated and shriveled up D: omg

[wideseen]

Fantastic showmanship!! I could do without the manic cutting from the video producer and just see the trick as it is intended, full frontal.Who cares about seeing the audience laugh when the performer is in action?

[MrQZWarrior]

isnt this ameraca's got talent?

[swampman92]

Why is a dressed chief just chillin in the audience at 0:27 ????? hahaha

[ShadeyGuy48]

@swampman92 it was his plate....

[aepaepaep]

@swampman92 I think you mean 'chef'

[sskingvegeta]

@swampman92 Got his rape face goin' on!

[SebaSational]

not a single fuck was given......

[MegaTommyguy]

that guy has balls. well after the scorpion only one

[MyFreedomIsCursed]

sorry thats nt britan, hes too stupid ¬.¬

[MotCatalin]

he has a special pocket in his pants (obviously) and the scorpion (more obviously) doesn't have any sting....where's the danger in that?

[mfors704]

@MotCatalin Thats why magic is so popular. Illusion can be very powerful.

[skullythebloger]

@MotCatalin i know right?! Where's the danger in catching a flaming ball of steak-knives on your head?

[Twilightbreaking1000]

Holy crap

[assieuniek]

i dont hope they shake his hands

[o0timothy0o]

0:28... dat bitch is SCARED!

[omn1one]

imagine the look in his face if it had failed

[Unh3lpful]

He put the scorpion in a box.

[tootsiepop825]

O.o

[Shenlar]

Charlie Sheen?



[10135541]

Knives stuck in face, meh

Face burned to a crisp, seen it

Oh but when the little scorpion goes out the crowd gets scared shitless xD

[Hsnn502]

Gay scorpion ?

[RandomPeep4evet]

The scorpion is scarred for life

[BabuBlaze]

@RandomPeep4evet lmao

[dvdextry17]

shit

[xXPetaByteXx]

that is Americas got talent not britains got talent -_-

[D3MoNyX]

i think the scorpion fainted when he saw his penis...........

[D3MoNyX]

0:28 Make me a sandwich.......

[QMAproductions]

This is Americas got talent dumbass

[omogaju]

can you imagine doing that for a one hour show? the scorpion has got to think, fuck it I'm biting these balls!!

[dibs801]

freikin awsome!!!!!

[TheCeki1982]

The bowlingball has got a counterweight > the weight of the knifes makes the ball stable. 

[maSterVqne]

It look's like The Poor Scorpion Is Dead At 1:40 :) 

[dnwbomber]

more like britains got balls

[Slyerious]

@dnwbomber Except it's America's Got Talent :)

[RaidXProductions]

Don't scorpions become docile or something in warmth? Or is that cold?

[angelcat1016]

Awesome :O

[piper123456]

the public is really Stupid....

[fr1sco1415]

Holy shit

[Fudgelover92]

In his pants

[Fudgelover92]

I for sure thought he was a goner when he put the scorpion in in pants!!!

[multilegolover]

i didnt press the link at the beginning cuz he spelled videos wrong :P

[showmeyourbigtube]

I am sure he knew that scorpion was a vegetarian...

[designator98]

And now I'm going to make it a little more dangerous.

[MrVault108]

haha...when the scorpion went down......reached for my balls.

[TheBobbyj1234]

this GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME

[Soofreaky666]

Haha I like him fun cool weird exciting and clevar

[superduperckick422]

Man this dude iz crazy!

[iCharceus]

1.26 Is that harry potter? Or just Young Snape?

[noahviitala]

does he have a penis



[vietnamtimes]

Can't say anything with his performance. Yup. Nothing.

[gamewize6]

I GOT IT... HES HALF SEAL!!!!

[jerkism100]

Y u wigglin so much?

o h dont worry i just got a king scorpion down my trousers.

[hjb103055]

@jerkism100 King Scorpion? My husband calls his George.

[Maddzobabyy]

OMFG

[ArckDesign]

Not BGT its AGT, If you actually watch this on tv you would know that...-.- ::facepalm::

[daftrok]

Are you not entertained, America?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[gman1225]

Well hopefully they scorpion actually did something and when the 16 year old girls in the audience approached him after the show his dick was three times as big.

[steveyjbb]

sat watching this video squirming as if i had one...

[jimu57]

now he aint got no dick..

[4u2ql]

Hasselhoff never was on BgT and neigther was Brandy. This is from AgT

[viplav123456zem]

scorpion would have cut out his .......... lolz :p

[Tarotprincess]

wow, Britain's got charisma.)

[kurtcobaine09]

not dengerous yet ::(

[melabones36000]

That Scorpion got violated

[1Blaize]

I want some of whatever he is smoking

[crunchmaster9000]

1:03 AWW HEEELLLL NAW!

[Vinhaay]

So this is what Tom Cruise does for a living after he retires from his secret missions with the government.

[TheProGizMo]

i felt bad for the scorpion

[sloooo5m]

you mean American got talent

[zomin4]

hes fake

[otamanlvhs]

It's not Britain got talent.I think judges tend to confuse people

[SparreN1337]

the scorpion was dead...

[toniMW3]

@SparreN1337

he wasnt dead.......watch it before you write a stupid comment

[KidsToon]

i love it when he say its for the audience amusement, he sounds like its supposed to be funny XD

[Xrawritzphux]

he must be smoking that GOOD shit to be attempting this -_-

[chrischoi333]

it says america's...

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

I saw this guy on Ripley's, or he's followed that man's work, and is taking it off on his own wave :)

[vayahoo]

this is american got talent not britian

[xxxnumnumsxxx]

this guy is on DRUGS

[Dlo2018]

thumbs up if you paused on brandy ^_^

[OMGitsDSypl]

holy SHIT.

[Nicurru]

The lady judge looks really stupid!

[coreypower177]

soccer skills..

[123kingjorge]

lol he put the black scorpen in his dick

[VanQuiQui]

lol then he drops it on his foot with the knives in it..

[umair8723]

it was nothing special as he made it look like.. The scorpion might be put in small box in his pent. He just lifted ball and put so large ball on his face, taking care knife side does opposite.. 3/10 mark comparing at international talent..

[DarkPikaruto]

@umair8723 That's the fucking trick. It isn't a trick. He just did something stupid. You're just jealous you just can't do it.

[bobfed12]

What the hell!

[1frogkilla]

hes part seal ork ork ork

[GentleOblivion]

there are no words.

XD

[PrototypeKOG]

lol wut



[123theredrose]

HE IS CRAAZY....

[NintendoDr]

i'm suprised the scorpion didn't jab him in the balls

[Michie1456]

they aren't venous though!

[firelord699]

My god he'd be perfect for jackass.

[MultiAlliot]

No animals were harmed

[xXxblackmagikxXx]

thats americas got talent...

[MichiganFann]

love him

[jeiskael]

Damn!!! I love this guy! Can we clone him, put him in a room with himself and see what trick they come up with?

[TheDarklord0211]

@jeiskael All we have to do, is clone his brain!

[Wahiz777]

1:01 she is scared lol