2009 Britains Got Talent : THE WORST AUDITIONS

[Theawesomeguys100]

5$ Mr.Methane shit his pants

[BrontoGuy54]

you must been kidding... of course!!!

[KillzonePOL]

wtf number 1 is not bat at all

[instaimagehost]

lol number 2 :D , still .... better that justin bieber

[goArmenia]

what's the name of that first song???

[thepop7777]

The last one wasnt bad.

[KickyChanKC]

never ever judge a book by its cover ;)

[jonathan423robloxian]

i would not be the singer after that #3 worst Dx

[Mikeskiboshskiisme]

We got the new rick roll at number 5.

[MsCookiieMonstahh]

why the f**k did it end with susan boyle she is AWESOME

[aussiepassenger]

@MsCookiieMonstahh Yeah, he says so in the description

[alibaby133]

oo wow -.-

[Jiemusu89]

OHH WE OH WOMBU... WAI!

[vallibesti97]

SUSAN BOYLE IS THE FUCKING BEST !!

[jackcoglin]

@vallibesti97 get fucked

[BrontoGuy54]

@kenn3dy1 didnt you see that in the video it said im joking??

[meg9707]

poor judges. they have to listen to this horrible crap

[marcmeynet]

number 5 was so so so awesome and number 3 lol lol lol

[2Awsomeppl]

OMG, hes stinking up the place.

[FinnMcCool2010]

Hahaha this is so funny ^.^

[jocopa3]

The lion isn't sleeping tonight after that last performance.

[Iftiftw]

lol no. 2 made me crack up bad!!!

[NarutoShinigami361]

They're all better than justin bieber

[projecrunway]

....oh he was serious

[sotobaby451]

thts nastyyy

[49kasey]

Hope they sterilized that mike before they gave it to Susan.

[MrGleek100]

I wouldnt wanna use that mic after him holding it up to his arse and farting into it? ..

[SharikTheReal]

I'll never get tired of watching Susan's audition :)

[CheeseLovingChester]

Okay, seriously, as soon as David Watson got on stage, I for some reason thought he was going to sing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me".

[CheeseLovingChester]

Seriously, the farting was disgusting.

[yellow2purple1]

my fav !!! best facial expression Simon ever ever ever did was at 0:33 !

[TardisTeen]

I hope I did'nt use that microphone when I went on

[MalciBalci]

ohhh nooo

NOT MR METHANE!!!

he was on the austrian version of this shoe to!!

[TawNY1337]

The first guy is doing a sort of a ritual :D

[thecrazycupcakesshow]

that fart superhero was gross!! can i punch him? (thumbs up if you think hes gross)

[ZeGeRiVeNz]

even if the fart guy was the winner, i wouldnt ever go to any of his concerts

[gyllybug12349]

@RawrDinosaurKiller

He was thinking ":D:D:D:D chaching!"

[akhan605]

fuken hate english bastartds



[818pip]

@akhan605 then why are you speaking their language?

[GreenDay5111]

i love the judges faces wen thyre like wtf

[asiandancer51896]

mama trish should be in here

[WolfSeife]

Fartman ! lol i hope they washed or threw the mircophone away !

[RawrDinosaurKiller]

3:55 OMG was simon actually.......smiling?

[ConverseFan7000]

@RawrDinosaurKiller yes its very rare. it only happens 3-5 times a year

[PORSCHECARRERAGT01]

0_0

[rocksoliddude1]

susan was fantastic

[JaSchAirbourne]

So who's number 1?

[KickyChanKC]

Dun judge people by their looks,her voice is off the charts!

[FlowerEmblem]

"The lion sleeps to-nigh!" "TO-NIGH! :D"

[bittarapidistu]

they liked the last one fucking idiot

[Metalmudo]

LMAO



[meeplem]

Mr. Methane was a total faker

[c0rnelisg]

YES i am glad i met that woman, i laughed my damn ass off!

[dJonanita]

no se hablar ingles pero voy a decirlo en esañol voy a decir lo que opino la señora canta espectacular mente opino que casi los jurados son unos hp por que obiamente uno al estar parado halla le da miedo y no lo va hacer tan bien obiamente si el jurado se para halla se va a cagar del miedo bueno esto era mi opinion

[ravenghost7]

@dJonanita vales verga

no se te entiende nada

escribes como una nalga

[dJonanita]

no se hablar ingles pero bueno mas o menos voy a decir lo que opino la señora canta espectacular mente opino que casi los jurados son unos hp por que obiamente uno al estar parado halla le da miedo y no lo va hacer tan bien obiamente si el jurado se para halla se va a cagar del miedo bueno esto era mi opinion

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

Mr. Methane....U rock.

[bxsk8rboy]

number 3 is my idol i cant stop laughing lmaooo

[deepshoreblue]

@wcstrickland1997

did i even ask u wortless piece of shit ... asshole

[DJVTrans]

Number 3 Is MY HERO!.

[Sabah567]

#3:Poor Microphone......

[missameripinay]

Number one was the worst one ever! Thumbs up if you agree *wink wink*

[deepshoreblue]

susan should not be added with the other four i was like chocked that was a terrific performance

[wcstrickland1997]

@deepshoreblue The creator put that they were joking and that they love Susan. Dumbass.

[TheBoredomisboring]

i don't think they want the mic back after he farted on it

[kauverify]

No wonder the farting guy wore a mask.

[princessnicki63]

ummm, after that " frating superhero," i think they're gonna need a new microphone

[Melissasrandomness]

@princessnicki63 I was thinking I felt bad for whoever was next...

[aloni200]

@princessnicki63 nigga just got aids in his mouth

[matthewparsons1996]

sorry but how is farting in front of a micraphone even close to talent, its like saying right im gonna burp once (BURP) right am i through?

Just for a laugh i would like to see what H.R.H the queen would say or look like after seeing that. LOL

[ImThatGuy629]

@matthewparsons1996 I bet if that guy farted into the microphone with auto tune he'd have more talent than justin beiber.

[skaterdude861]

dammm the weird girl at the end was soo good

[GamerGurlUnstoppable]

I'm surprised #4 didn't crap his pants....

[hxctrae]

0:18 <3

[Soniclove6969]

@HelloGoofball i agree completely  :)

[Soniclove6969]

no offence to number 5 but he's gotta be mentally retarded to think that waving your hands in the air is a talent :p

[hellohandgunxx]

@Soniclove6969 He waves his hands better than I do...

[kenypcm]

I FEEL SORRY for the next one to use the mic ~WHen the boy number 3 has already used..:S

[DonnyDeutschisBigBro]

Idiocracy!

[Missyyyable]

The farting guy....seriously its maybe funny but when you think of it it's really Disgusting.......Disgusting with a capital D !

[audreechrizzybff]

that farting dude probably needs to wipe after that

[princessnicki63]

@audreechrizzybff LOL. i wonder what he had 4 lunch that day

[94XJ]

Hit 5 repeatedly. You'll thank me.

[thehelperguy1]

@94XJ try 4 its funny er

[Lforever2]

any1 know the name of the two guys in the back

[crazyabby16]

susan gave me the chills

[bindywinner1]

simon went from :) to :| to >:(

[xxxxsparkyxxx]

i feel for the dogs...

[XxXNaomisXxX]

#2 i wish i worked at a pudding factory. XD

[ray00105]

LOOOL for #3, i feel bad for whoever is next after him xD

[guineapiggyman]

@HelloGoofball 4 sucks. she has no voice control. just a high pitch dont makle u good!

[deathcharge811]

number three sucks compared to the jingle farts video in youtube here

[gartatia]

lol.lol. the mr. methane steals the stage!!

[halflife91]

Mr. Methane for the win and for president! xD

[amino0o]

i smelled those farts...

[unkn0wnK1ller]

after number 3 i felt sorry for the next singer after him.

[holyshit7808]

you are nr 1 worst !

[Saidjemei22]

2 i like the background music

[2good4utyra]

simon doesnt have a sense of humor!

[jpkillah]

i feel sorry for the guy who took over the mike from no. 3

[alexandermeladze]

can somone tell me what the cuk is #5 doing?

[1c3f1r3741]

#4 wasn't actually a bad singer, it's just that no one likes opera...

[clubpenguinlover4109]

the third guy ruined lion king darn i liked that movie

[clubpenguinlover4109]

wtf was the first guy doing he looks like a 5 year old trying to catch heir balloon after they let it go and fart boy was just plain down disturbing and weird

[JuggalettePrincess92]

Susan Boyle was the best you carpetmuncher

[trainedWWIIsoldier]

my ears are still ringing!

[ZAVGreviews]

her voice is still deeper than biebers

[SuperUnique20]

lady #4 thanx for killing my graduation song :(

[MajinWamu]

wwo, i hope no one sings into the mic ever again! it wasnt just #3 who farted into that thing...if you get what im saying

Simon is shocked at #5. I think she surprised him

[MajinWamu]

wwo, i hope no one sings into the mic ever again! it wasnt just #3 who farted into that thing...if you get what im saying

[Atyllek]

fartin guy is awesome :D, why the fuck is he there :D

[THEwinsauceofTETRIS]

XD at #2

"used to work at a pudding factory" XD

[BaseFastClan]

Fart boy had some talent!

[SuperKkcat]

what the heck??!?!??!? eww

[XxXHorsesx]

omgosh i actually cried of fear!

[TheGingerize]

amandas face at 0:19 so epic :D

[pokeyRAWR]

weeee whooooo weeeee whoooooo um ba ba way. WTF lol

[MultiRicoloco]

shart 1:50

[LittleMsMadness]

this is for the Queen of england

THE FUCKIN QUEEN! are you seriously gonna sit there and fart into a mic in front of the queen?

brilliant

[f0reverdirt]

@LittleMsMadness Yes.. Yes I am... xD

[clhoffman1]

@LittleMsMadness hahaha, OMG that's the best response. Good Job

[speedgray345]

Nr.3 : they should clean the microphone :DDD

[IIIIBENIIII]

I think if i ever went to this show show id start a fight with the entire audience

[Cutekat45]

I love how in Britain even if the audition sucks the audience usually cheers anyway

in America our rude asses boos at them and to get off the stage :P.

[EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1]

lol number 5 was the best

[xImApopMusicFreak]

og god i just love those two backstage xD hahaha...

i love how they comment on the one who sings or do stuff xD

lol

[lXxShadowbladexXl]

rank for the person who's audition was after no.3

[Hellaepicman]

this shows that brittain do's not have talent.

[LTcreation314]

Susan Boyle epic win

[TheChosen1337]

#2 I'm in this to win...HURAAAAAH!!!

[GreatBodoh]

Give the mike to the next singer after mr methane

[GreatBodoh]

Emma has the voice but gosh she's tone deaf

[laichi16]

I feel sorry for the people that had to use the microphone after "Mr. Methane."

[EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1]

why is susan boyle number one WORST audition?? she should be in the best.

[dancerr221]

@EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 read the description.

[pokemamas]

my unborn brother could sing better than them

[ixjesus]

1:20 why is she so gorgeous ?

[DelBroccoly]

2:03 is such a joke

[L8ForMyWork]

Was The first guy doing a RainDance? xD....

[lillibabezxoxo10]

i feel so sorrie for who has to use that mic next

[melaya4ever]

not to soung mean but why would you put susan first even thought you were joking!!!??

[TheChickInTheBlueHat]

@darthbinks99 Um. Yeah, I beg to differ.

[AtommicWaffle12]

0:14

Judges- *What the shit?* O_O

[palacios007]

what's the song name from the old man? but the real, lol

[danceingurl123]

WEE UM BUM BUM

[wishingstars163]

0:19

the judges are all like "o_o"

LOL

[pompeyollie]

wat a hillarious singing dog... susan boyle is 

[cilibinarii]

I love the faces of the judges at the army guy

[joseph2175]

It's fking hilarious lololol

[12321gigi]

oh my god for a second i was like WHO THE HELL PUT SUSAN AS THE WORST then i read the info box. lol

[TehNikeShow]

lets face it, 98% of all brittans have no talents

[TheChickInTheBlueHat]

@TehNikeShow That's not true, obviously :|

[calcetosocko]

at the end of the video, you put something refreshing jajaja susan rocks!!!!!!! 

[23Kingsolomon]

3:50 epic

[rodec5]

1:42 dont want to be the guy who use same microphone

[Deviltriggerfounder]

0:15

:D

0:16

ಠ_ಠ

[denisesuzaku]

@HelloGoofball...LMAO!!! XD

[Hysenbelliu91]

what a fart pro!!!!

[superdanza101]

how was susans the worst audition! fuck she is AWESOME, beats the crap out of that lady who sung you raise me up.

[Jazzanswer]

@superdanza101 read the description they say they were joking

[figureskatingbug]

i feel poor for the next contestant...

[Jabk11]

It's actually sad, the worst auditions entertain us

[WeenieManX]

Simon 0:15

:D

:|

[Zyxxs]

I LOVE how Piers refused to buzz Mr. Methane and just let everyone suffer through the whole performance. XD

[darkkristian22]

im glad i didnt meet that woman

[katiewuzhere101]

the two guys behind the curtain crack me up.

[TeeShirtsAndConverse]

0:15 , Simon's face is priceless xD

[66fruitsbasket]

@TeeShirtsAndConverse yesss

[iphone2221]

the lion ain't sleeping, he's coming after your ass for messing up his favorite song.

[asulikit11]

2:17 on the mp3 player DO NOT SWITCH OFF!!! lol