Alfred the Alpha Male

[KylesNuclearFilms]

Best way how to hit on a girl talk about Twilight and Barbies Ok Got it....

[NadsMeister4]

lol

Love it; utterly hilarious!

[tripledog8]

i crack up every time i c the part when ur eating the cracker it cheers me up when im in any mood its favorite part of all the videos ive seen

[bf6067]

Sometimes I think it is the actor playing the role which shines through the character. As I watch this I see a nerd but I am equally overwelmed with his strange desire to be shorter than him, weaker then him and him truely being the Alpha Male that I find myself following and idolizing!

[HausOfKindred]

rOFLMFAO!!!!! Omg!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

[hannahbananalee]

*wipes eyes*

It's kinda sad that I can understand the cracker-in-his-mouth Daniel, lol.

[Vi3tGrl2]

HAHAHA. The cracker part.

[memento18poker]

who gave this thumbs down??? this is great!

[ElectricSombrero]

"Would you pass me the potato salad i'm sorry?

Hey Nancy I think I ran over your dog please."

genius.

[Grayasday6722]

0:47  epic

[91Roadwarrior]

Love the glasses.

[StephenDBruno]

"I have a girlfriend. I just haven't told her she's my girlfriend yet."

Awesome stuff dude.

[emelinfrances]

It's really interesting (and making joke to

criticize "one", sometimes can be not understood). When people have freedom to do what they want, they tend to imitate others...In a near future there will be tutorials for everything. "How to be a perfect human! download yours now! (2 min broadband connection)"

[RejoicingComet]

LOL!!! :) You always crack me up, Daniel! :)

Loved the little true nuggets hidden away in this one...

"behind every sweet girl is a protective dad"

and

"So the way to win a girls heart is to win her dads heart"

[LeonJaaLeonheart]

LMFAO

[Grayasday6722]

@LeonJaaLeonheart 1:30 best

[VirtueandTruth]

"behind every sweet girl is a very protective dad"...love it lol!

[free2dance4life]

the sad thing is that....it's true :(

[LittleKittenWarrior]

lol poor cat!!

[screamoutyalungs757]

dude, you need a life

[BluetorchQs]

"dude" have you ever heard of parody?or sarcasm.....

[g3nti000]

lol ur jokes

[Timmy2208]

2 thumbs down

[X3P4L]

Yeh to you.

[TBVnBIX]

that was awesome i'm sorry :D

[whara007]

this vid is sooo gay dude

[X3P4L]

Why do you comment it then, if everyone else likes it?:(

[CptFireFox]

Hilarious!

[NonexistantThought]

PleasePleaseMarryMeLikeRightNo­wOrElseYou'llRegretItForTheRes­tOfYourLifeAndISurelyWouldn'tW­antThatToHappenBecauseIDidThat­OnceAndItWasLikeTheMostHorribl­eExperienceInMyEntireLifeSoI'm­TryingToKeepOtherPeopleFromMak­ingTheSameMistakeThatIDidThank­YouSignedAlfred.

[DanielGardner]

hahaha, bless you, you typed it out. :P

[Outokone]

everything I hate about YouTube.

[DanielGardner]

Agreed.

[seandon320]

lol

[fabi6]

keep tring..

[jessie4511]

HA I love this! he needs to make a sequel!!

[andogaf1575]

1:30 thats so charming!

[yellowscone]

I named my Barbie Fluffy Tutus.

[SkinnyPotatoes]

lmfao!

[jcckydon]

I like his glasses cus it looks like two magnifying glasses before his eyes!

[firedeath666]

omg! I loved it! hehe, that was really funny! :) GREAT! xD

[ronnieGilli]

scarey

[glakalakalak]

"hey nancy, i named my barbie skittles wha u name ur barbie?

omg i looove this vid!

[EquestrianKingdom]

ROTFLMHO! funny schtuff hee hee you tickle MY dad you dead :P forget commitment ^_^

[olivia123415]

OMG!!!!

Dude, that was histarious!!!

I know! I said histarious!!!

lol

But I was just talking to my friend anout this vidio and she was all...."Why dont I go tickle my girlfriends dad and get a restraining order!!!!" He is so funny....and so are YOU!!!!

Oh ya and my friend is a guy....so dont think he is gay or something.

[RCPDfilms]

can u pass the potatos im sorry

sorry nancy i ran over your dog plz

[xFABKRIS]

This is friggin hilarious(:

[CarrieAnneMoss4life]

"Dad's love to be tickled"

LMAO!!

heheh.

[funtimehappytime]

cartoon face! love the cracker mouth

[caioMurta]

o.õ

[marclaton]

excelent vid, =)

[funnybones17]

lol my barbies name is sprinkles whts urs lol tht was rlly funny and treat a dad like u wold treat a girl

[Heidikins017]

Man...some people have no sense of humor. Geeeez.

Well, oh well I guess. Because I think you are quite HILARIOUS!!!

[JazzyxS2]

Hahaha!

"I have a girlfriend, she doesnt know shes my girlfriend"

:)

[PorkchopAdventures]

lmao

i love you !!! xD

[tigerchief]

not funny. too cute. too hip.

[TuscaniManiac]

LOL

[kelric6]

lol

[eveplayer12]

ram it into your brain!

[0division0]

that wasnt really funny

[forcewhispers]

Hahahaha

[Magnulus]

Now if that's not an alpha that scream mail, I don't know WHAT is!!

[sponty]

kinda like Max Headroom... very funny

[Tinity777]

lol!!!!! hahahahaha!

[Brutalsin]

damn i know man D: i got confused the ketchup with a watermelon :( great vid!!

[NarutoxBleachFanGirl]

HAHA on the book cover u spelled male like Mail LOL!!!!

[StuntJunkie2008]

Niceeeeeee!!!!!LoL at 1.26!!!You rule!!!Thumbs up!

[ZAFFness]

my poor kitty's last words.. XD

[lastchance232]

haha all your videos make me laugh so hard i swear!!, your amazing daniel!

[mndmrw]

You are hilarious! Great video~!

[theemeraldskull]

You are like...SOOOO insanely hilarious!!!! LOLOLOL!

[Gordos]

i killed your mom please

[LukaIsntLuka]

lol

[essacakes123]

lol hahaha your good

hahah on ur book u wrote Alpha Mail

thumbs up you rule!

[KodeLiMe]

Your best video yet! And I'm sure your next one will be better! Bravo!!!

[xoxoDannieLovexoxo]

lol, niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

so funny.

[OutlandishEmpire]

One "how to be an alpha mail..or male..whatever" copy please :D

[NarutoxBleachFanGirl]

OMG nacey i ran over your dog please OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!

[chemi92]

Good Job 1:27 LoL xD

[JamieGurl12]

lmfao !!!...your hilarious !!!

[ikaluvanime]

my gad! ure username too much of a crap LOL!

ahhaa der waiter i luv it

[hannahbananalee]

"it has to be more expensive than your SOOOOOOUL!" Love it. :D

[ZombieIsHungry]

"Nothing says I'm your future son and law like crackers" LOL "Nancy I named my barbie skittles, what did you name your barbie" Darn right that will make the women come running. hahah

[NarutoxBleachFanGirl]

omg u look like indiana jones without the glasses and the the 5 oclock shadow haha!

[XEDSOON]

"Lol." Bahahaha! I was going to ask where on earth you got those glasses, and that I suspected it was Cathy, but you answered before I asked. Way to go, Cathy! And great vid once again, Daniel. ;-D

[2degucitas]

Yup. The package said, GEEK GLASSES, and I thought Daniel needs these. Then I thought, wait, he already has geek glasses and he has to wear them all the time! Just wait till he thinks up some genius idea for the cape he asked for!

[XEDSOON]

He's got a cape?! Awesome.

[2degucitas]

Yup. Weird, nerdy superhero is coming to a youtube near you......

[meFridays]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! xD soo funny!

[LydiaAndFriends]

om fricken chicken g!!!!! too funny!!!

[AriesMaverick]

Your glasses hurt my eyes. :P

[xNiQui]

HAHAHA :D I LOVE YOU !!!

[littlebennetts]

I LOVE IT!!!!

You are so funny and talented!!

Great vid!!

*****!

love it!!

[psalmnineteen]

Best since Pat Hetic. Good job, Daniel!

[Evilspartacus]

★★★★★

[sweetdreams540]

lol why are you not in Hollywood YET?

You're young, got the looks ;D and are incredibly talented.

I see you like the next Jim Carrey.

[zbz567]

Hey ! So funny...

[teddyaxe]

So expert huh! next time i ask some advice from you. your tick glasses make me scared lol. =)

[happyhappycarol]

Haha make more! Next time with back ground music maybe:]

[CC8]

Great great performing ^^

HEeheheheeh

Keep

da

Good Work

Peace

[brity1220]

'why would i want to talk to

your dad? He's already married.'

LOL!

<3

[estherzimmerman]

Haha, nice.

[charmainechew]

i love it!!!... totally subscribing

[angelesgar]

LOL after watching this video l can call myself a NEW FAN OF YOURS, ur definately great! Angie.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL there's some good advice to use.

[JEFFYjackass]

HAHAHA omg your awesome dude i gotta start makin good videos XD lol

[2degucitas]

JEFFY!!!!

[jaynerox91]

lol you're really funny xD

[didy140]

omg man... I love this video... Its like my new favourite one... :P

[PaisleyGiraffe]

Oh goodness! All men should see this vid. I wouldn't be engaged if my fiance hadn't tickled my dad to the point of hyperventalation! :D

This video was amazing...especially the part about your cat's last words, "REEEEER!" ^_^

[Illuminatta]

LOL!!!!! As always, love you!

Send ME the video configs for better youtube quality?? :)

[Thewaterofthepool]

ketchup and watermelon, they're easily confused xD

[ChazDunn]

LEGEND.

[NarutoxBleachFanGirl]

OMG i LOVE IT!

[PortalOfTruth]

Alfred, you are a mental case

Portal Of truth.

[MeagLayraToray]

hzahahahaha!! this is funny!

[Raaawwrr]

Oh man! This was so funny!

I think i love you.

[blackcat2enterprises]

Aww you are welcome for the video config tips. Seeing you in better quality is reward enough. *grin*

Either way you still crack me up. =) Thanks for the laughs. =)

- Heidi

[MmMajorkAaA]

the cracker part was the best =D

[iamtheJuJuBean]

hahahahaha!!! ^^ you look good in a beard[sp?]!

[Heidikins017]

lol to the Barbie part. :P

Great video as always. (:

5/5

[Laedelas]

The cracker move was genius!

[cris13n92]

a new great video =))

verrrry funny as allways=))

love you.keep going

[cris13n92]

a new great video =))

verrrry funny as allways=))

love you.keep going

[nalalyon]

oh my gosh, your eyes must have hurt after wearing those glasses! wowow...

[ShatterHeart]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OW!

Poor kitty. D:

[Krebbs4]

lol

[zax2222]

1:27 to 1:32 was brilliant where you get these ideas i will never know

[BobbieMusic]

Lol! arf arf arf wolf!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[DanielGardner]

Thanks for being here Mikma!

[2degucitas]

The glasses were only $1.00 at Dollar Tree. The sense of humor...priceless. For all your Daniel related funny needs, use American Express.

[kansantill18]

1:27 is a RIOT! Haha!

[kkiibbii]

haha, you're stil funny...and thnx for the music-video links ;)...stay funny :)

[Oogooblahblah]

hilarious

[Justinfh2point0]

Oh no, the cat died?! :( What a painful death! Wait, dads like to be tickled? I'll keep that in mind the next time she gets into his retarded moods. lol

[RaChIpO]

Haha Daniel u r awesome!! I loved the cracker bit!! Good job!! Rach xxx

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Rachel!

[computersguy13]

Wow! That is a long usernaer!

Love it!

[JayFaVi]

I loved the ending!!!!!!!!!

[kati951]

Haha, tickle the dad... Wonder what that looks like :D

Love it!

Once again =)

[Rockismylove]

silly glases! hehe

[savemysoultonite]

ahahaa i loveyou :D

[DanielGardner]

Haha the alpha male advice WORKS. thanks soultonite. :P

[Cokeair]

You are my hero im going to use this advice with my girlfriend who doesn't know it yet either

[DanielGardner]

lol good luck cokeair. :)

[vaudeville500]

"'You'll have to talk to my dad.' Well, why would I want to talk to her dad, he's already married!"

HAHAHAHA! That was priceless. I nearly keeled over into my bowl of cereal when you said that line... wow. :) Thanks for the morning entertainment!

[Kinbarii]

could you share those configs for youtube with me? I would love to make my video's better. I would very much appreciate that Daniel San! :)

[Kinbarii]

hey I have those same glasses! haha your silly!=P

[ElfoIdiota]

"Hi Nancy, Listen, I name my barby Skitles... What did you name your barby"

xD!!!

[vaudeville500]

3rd?

I'll leave an official comment after I've finished the video.. :)

[rizzabiskwit]

2nd?

[2Fast4you1888]

HIHIII 1st Comment