SMU sucked in the WAC and they suck in Conference USA... You took June Jones but he can't even bring your sorry ass football team to a winning season or even a win against a Division 1A opponent...
1-11 again in 2008 and I guarantee that June Jones, the coach you people so admired before even coaching a down is going to get fired in 2009...
Wow, embarrassing - more than their 1-11 finish and average 117th out of 120th places in all 119 college rankings... (they beat North Texas, FIU, and Idaho - powerhouses in football...)
The whole program reeks of an Aggie knockoff (overpaid coaches, underperformances, snooty yet misplaced arrogance...) GL!
These 2 goofs have no idea how SMU really is or how it operates. Needless to say, SMU is the envy of the state and controls it, so I don't need to address the disgruntled peons from any of the zoos, I mean schools.
On a lighter note, I still remember the following bumper stickers on our BMWs:
"UT (or TCU, Tech) grads are SMU maids"
"I used to go to UT (TCU, Tech), until my Dad got a real job"
How bout them frogs owning that skillet? Man, looks like SMU should go back to buying themselves players and get another death sentence from the NCAA...
well, what matters is that they fuckin retarted enough to actually do it. sorry, buddy but june jones is far from your savior. you think he'll ever get a quarterback with actual talent like he had in colt brennan? sorry, no is the correct answer. come on, just have a fun-filled flashback to the Iron Skillet last year...painful. I go to TCU and it was hard for me to watch. It really was like watching Jerry Hughes lay a beatdown on a gaggle of retards. haha
Listen to me you horned frog trash. Face it, most Texans see SMU as a faaaar better institution than TCU. We are ranked the 66th best University in the nation, while TCU stands at the 113th. Yeah, we got caught paying our players and were the only team to get caught during that time, even though every team did it. That death penalty still effects our athletics today, but with June Jones we just put up the best recruiting class we've had in 25 years.
haha, people like you brighten my day. that's fine that y'all are rated 66th in the country. congratulations, you need something to hang your hat on cause is sure ain't athletics. yes SMU did get caught and NO not every team payed their players. there's a reason that SMU was the ONLY fucking place to get busted! come on, buddy. i understand that you're damaged so i'll try to be nice. your "best recruiting class we've had in 25 years" still ranks 8th in the CONFERENCE USA!
But, that's ok because the CUSA is the cream of the non-BCS crop, right? This might be a hard question for you and i don't have the patience to watch the cogs slowly and painfully turning in your head. The answer is NO. The best of the non-BCS sounds a lot like the Mountain West Conference, and we all know what purple school plays there! So please don't cry. It might make us feel bad when we're putting our horned frog boot, knee deep in your pony ass, haha, just embrace it big fella...
Well no shit not every team, but most every team that was ranked at that time. We got busted because one of our players felt like he got screwed by SMU and went to the press to tell them about us paying our players. Your mascot is a fucking frog, seriously.
haha, the old "our football team is so shitty and got butt fucked by your team, that i'll make fun of your mascot" thing. you're pathetic. You think that no other 18 year old kid expecting scholarship offers and got screwed would not have gone to the press about any other school? No. He smart fucking prick and went after the one with the most MONEY. Think, buddy, please.
Yes, you mean the 2009 class that has SIGNED and COMMITTED that still ranks 8th in the CUSA...you're fucked, homie
Commited on february 4th!!!! Commits don't change your ranking dumbshit. What im trying to say is that our upcoming season we are going to be a lot better than we usually are, and it will add on from there.
haha so you not talking about the '09 recruiting class anymore. The SMU RECRUITING CLASS is RANKED the 8TH BEST in the CUSA. Recruits and prospects have been running full tilt AWAY from Dallas because of the lack of ANYTHING successful from June Jones. Sorry dude. You can't be defensive of a team that has no bright spots, haha
Compare the 2009 class to our 2008 recruiting class. There is a HUGE change in recruiting ever since June Jones has arrived. A retard could figure that out, then again, you go to TCU...
Cut them some slack. You can't expect people who think NASCAR is a sport to understand that a comedy group might be using self-deprecating humor about the hopeless state of our football team, can you?
Although it is pretty funny how defensive they seem to be about something that isn't even about them!
Still, this video has me excited to get back for a game soon. (or to just go drink on the boulevard all day and forget about the game!)
Oh jesus christ the world's going downhill when there are so many people who are too stupid or too conceited to pick up on a little tongue in cheek humor. Can't even have a little fun without humorless bastards turning into walking encyclopedias and people claiming everybody else in the state is hotter and sluttier and using brilliant quips like smooo.
• The Horned Frogs are 9-1 against teams from Bowl Championship Series conferences, .
• Their five-game winning streak against Big 12 teams is the second longest behind Oklahoma (eight).
• They are among only five teams in the nation to have three 11-win seasons in the past four years, joining Southern California, Oklahoma, LSU and Boise State.
• They have been to bowls in seven of the last eight years.
2. You Smoos don't even bang the hot chicks you do have. All the HOT Smoo tail running around Dallas is
picked up by dudes from other schools. You Smoo dudes will take your sport jacket off to expose your trendy t-shirt and crawl in bed with your buddy after a long night at the Manhole night club.
3) Tech girls are the hottest by far. And before you chime in, yes, they are also mostly sluts....and that is a good thing.
Too funny....love the comments also, especially the TCU guy that actually researched the win-loss record and the Tech guy who misspelled "defecation"...did they actually give you a degree? Nice....
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the funniest part about this video is that these two guys are still clinging on to their college days for their dear life! and probably their hair as well. the nicely worn baseball hat circa 1995 is a dead give away that you are in your 30's and still living like a bachelor. but at least you play the guitar really well.
I love the negative comments...sports or not, SMU still kicks ass. I'd like to see another private college recover from the death penalty. Willis will get us there this year.
SMU blows ass. I think all the chicks who go there wouldn't deserve my defacation upon them. The pirates of Texas Tech are going to destroy them and send them back to the gay bar. The Smoo kids will get beat up by the Tech fans for no reason cause that is what we do.....beat up queers.
Hey how many Tech fans does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to desperately try and start a rivalry with other Big 12 schools in light bulb changing.
Why? We sucked. I didn't think anyone was arguing that. Wanna know what Tech football is? A .500 BCS team that's good for 7-9 wins and a second tier bowl? BCS? National Championship? Good NFL players? ANY HOFers? Oh...that's right, no.
Nice...way to represent your school and further the stereotype that you're a bunch of redneck idiots who like to "blow $hit up" and "bang chicks." Go pick on UT or OU and see how that ends up for you. You can't deny this video is funny. If you don't like it, make a better one.
I didn't even watch the video and my sound is off. I still know it is gay, because that is what you SMOO's produce...gayness. Win something, then you can talk to me.
BTW, Which Big 12 team has the longest streak of bowl games played in?
and SMU does not "kick ass"....you get your ass pounded repeatedly. The only people who deserve the death penalty are all you sports jacket over my T-shirt tools.
sMU!
Girls4RonPaul 2 weeks ago
FANTASTIC...
harrison58 1 year ago
ahh smu. for kids too rich to go to a state school but too stupid to get into a good school.
radiohead1234562000 3 years ago
well i went to all games this year and we are improving so we will get em next week
IAMDABEAST19 3 years ago
SMU sucked in the WAC and they suck in Conference USA... You took June Jones but he can't even bring your sorry ass football team to a winning season or even a win against a Division 1A opponent...
1-11 again in 2008 and I guarantee that June Jones, the coach you people so admired before even coaching a down is going to get fired in 2009...
You Mustangs ain't nothin' but DONKEYS!!!
Phalanx808 3 years ago
lick my balls, who do you even cheer for?
laxcrazy26 3 years ago
Just wait till 2009. I would give a new coach more than ONE YEAR to show what he can do for this team.
metroPCSman 3 years ago
"nuff said"? What do you think your proving? The entire point of this video was how our football team sucks.
aspiziri 3 years ago
alright everyone shutup,we no smu is not the best football team,but these guys love smu and so do i so stfu
pitbikerider285 3 years ago
48-7. TCU over SMU @ SMU, 2008. NUFF SAID.
lostboy765 3 years ago
21-7 at Amon G. Carter
nuff said
BigDubya72 3 years ago
LOL. Opening day. Wreck 'Em!!!!! 49-9...
techfan5730 4 years ago
Wow, embarrassing - more than their 1-11 finish and average 117th out of 120th places in all 119 college rankings... (they beat North Texas, FIU, and Idaho - powerhouses in football...)
The whole program reeks of an Aggie knockoff (overpaid coaches, underperformances, snooty yet misplaced arrogance...) GL!
techtifoso 4 years ago
UCF gonna whoop this weekend... like everyone else you've played, but worse.
lordofdance 4 years ago
These 2 goofs have no idea how SMU really is or how it operates. Needless to say, SMU is the envy of the state and controls it, so I don't need to address the disgruntled peons from any of the zoos, I mean schools.
On a lighter note, I still remember the following bumper stickers on our BMWs:
"UT (or TCU, Tech) grads are SMU maids"
"I used to go to UT (TCU, Tech), until my Dad got a real job"
jockfeet 4 years ago
wait...because dad is the one who had to get you into SMU? apologies, sir, but that still makes you a retarted cunt...
NFris 3 years ago
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SMU is solid this year in Football!
When's the last time SMU made a bowl game?
m7abel 4 years ago
smu rules
Neanderhummus 4 years ago 6
Oh yeah and TCU is winning in the series between the Frogs and sorry sacks of shit on the other side of Dallas.
NFris 4 years ago 2
How bout them frogs owning that skillet? Man, looks like SMU should go back to buying themselves players and get another death sentence from the NCAA...
NFris 4 years ago
Bscause SMU was the ONLY team to pay it's players?
metroPCSman 3 years ago
Because SMU was the only team that did that, right?
metroPCSman 3 years ago
well, what matters is that they fuckin retarted enough to actually do it. sorry, buddy but june jones is far from your savior. you think he'll ever get a quarterback with actual talent like he had in colt brennan? sorry, no is the correct answer. come on, just have a fun-filled flashback to the Iron Skillet last year...painful. I go to TCU and it was hard for me to watch. It really was like watching Jerry Hughes lay a beatdown on a gaggle of retards. haha
Pony Up! haha, a fuckin joke
NFris 3 years ago
Listen to me you horned frog trash. Face it, most Texans see SMU as a faaaar better institution than TCU. We are ranked the 66th best University in the nation, while TCU stands at the 113th. Yeah, we got caught paying our players and were the only team to get caught during that time, even though every team did it. That death penalty still effects our athletics today, but with June Jones we just put up the best recruiting class we've had in 25 years.
metroPCSman 3 years ago
haha, people like you brighten my day. that's fine that y'all are rated 66th in the country. congratulations, you need something to hang your hat on cause is sure ain't athletics. yes SMU did get caught and NO not every team payed their players. there's a reason that SMU was the ONLY fucking place to get busted! come on, buddy. i understand that you're damaged so i'll try to be nice. your "best recruiting class we've had in 25 years" still ranks 8th in the CONFERENCE USA!
NFris 3 years ago
But, that's ok because the CUSA is the cream of the non-BCS crop, right? This might be a hard question for you and i don't have the patience to watch the cogs slowly and painfully turning in your head. The answer is NO. The best of the non-BCS sounds a lot like the Mountain West Conference, and we all know what purple school plays there! So please don't cry. It might make us feel bad when we're putting our horned frog boot, knee deep in your pony ass, haha, just embrace it big fella...
NFris 3 years ago
Well no shit not every team, but most every team that was ranked at that time. We got busted because one of our players felt like he got screwed by SMU and went to the press to tell them about us paying our players. Your mascot is a fucking frog, seriously.
metroPCSman 2 years ago
And by the way I'm talking about the upcoming 2009 CLASS.
metroPCSman 2 years ago
haha, the old "our football team is so shitty and got butt fucked by your team, that i'll make fun of your mascot" thing. you're pathetic. You think that no other 18 year old kid expecting scholarship offers and got screwed would not have gone to the press about any other school? No. He smart fucking prick and went after the one with the most MONEY. Think, buddy, please.
Yes, you mean the 2009 class that has SIGNED and COMMITTED that still ranks 8th in the CUSA...you're fucked, homie
NFris 2 years ago
Commited on february 4th!!!! Commits don't change your ranking dumbshit. What im trying to say is that our upcoming season we are going to be a lot better than we usually are, and it will add on from there.
metroPCSman 2 years ago
haha so you not talking about the '09 recruiting class anymore. The SMU RECRUITING CLASS is RANKED the 8TH BEST in the CUSA. Recruits and prospects have been running full tilt AWAY from Dallas because of the lack of ANYTHING successful from June Jones. Sorry dude. You can't be defensive of a team that has no bright spots, haha
NFris 2 years ago
Compare the 2009 class to our 2008 recruiting class. There is a HUGE change in recruiting ever since June Jones has arrived. A retard could figure that out, then again, you go to TCU...
metroPCSman 2 years ago
It's not hard to improve considering SMU's previous classes have been shit...
BigDubya72 2 years ago
Are you kidding me? We have been shit for 25 years and now that we have a good coach, we have a great class.
metroPCSman 2 years ago 4
So when is this "pony up" stuff going to happen?
Come visit the Skillet in Fort Worth if you want.
AmoralNihility 4 years ago
the internet is serious business, keep arguing
finabuddy 4 years ago 6
smu, where the women are little daddy's girls, and the men are still little daddy's girls...
49-9
carneyman 4 years ago
Oh yeah.....and GO PONIES!
cstm27 4 years ago 2
Cut them some slack. You can't expect people who think NASCAR is a sport to understand that a comedy group might be using self-deprecating humor about the hopeless state of our football team, can you?
Although it is pretty funny how defensive they seem to be about something that isn't even about them!
Still, this video has me excited to get back for a game soon. (or to just go drink on the boulevard all day and forget about the game!)
cstm27 4 years ago
Oh jesus christ the world's going downhill when there are so many people who are too stupid or too conceited to pick up on a little tongue in cheek humor. Can't even have a little fun without humorless bastards turning into walking encyclopedias and people claiming everybody else in the state is hotter and sluttier and using brilliant quips like smooo.
stlhockeyguy02 4 years ago
• The Horned Frogs are 9-1 against teams from Bowl Championship Series conferences, .
• Their five-game winning streak against Big 12 teams is the second longest behind Oklahoma (eight).
• They are among only five teams in the nation to have three 11-win seasons in the past four years, joining Southern California, Oklahoma, LSU and Boise State.
• They have been to bowls in seven of the last eight years.
AND we have HOT chicks.
MerlotMan 4 years ago
Let me be an objective mediator on this one since I am a Tech fan;
1) TCU girls are hotter, but can't party.(I ended up with pink-panty-dropper colored throw up in my bed in '05)
alltyme21 4 years ago
2. You Smoos don't even bang the hot chicks you do have. All the HOT Smoo tail running around Dallas is
picked up by dudes from other schools. You Smoo dudes will take your sport jacket off to expose your trendy t-shirt and crawl in bed with your buddy after a long night at the Manhole night club.
3) Tech girls are the hottest by far. And before you chime in, yes, they are also mostly sluts....and that is a good thing.
alltyme21 4 years ago
Probably becuase you put too many date rape pills in her drink. TCU and SMU girls can't handle those date rape pills like Tech girls can.
Coal04 4 years ago
too bad they will get murdered by TCU and everyone else they play.
tcuhonkey 4 years ago
That's the spirit! GO 'STANGS!
morganonymous 4 years ago
Hmmm, maybe you guys should actually win a game before you say anything. Just a thought.
AmoralNihility 4 years ago
This video is hilarious no matter what happened against Tech yesterday. "Our chicks were always hot".....CLASSIC!!!!!!!
glibdog 4 years ago 2
Great stuff. Please do one and include the Fight Song!
See you on the Boulevard at SMU's Fight Song Club.
jcadler 4 years ago
lets go raiders!
redraider217 4 years ago
this video is great- the game on monday is gonna be great- SMU IS GREAT
dallasmaddog 4 years ago
At least a "Tech guy" didn't misspell MONDAY, huh Bluedog? Where does SMU get off ever talkin football smack? That shit is funny.
Tech is going to win by 20... at LEAST.
dazirb 4 years ago
"...at least our chicks are ALWAYS hot!"
it's the truth.
Pony up. Go Stangs!
and to the TCU guy who researched the win-loss record, it's okay, not everyone can go to SMU.
allysonarana 4 years ago 3
As a Frog fan, I'm only slighty offended. This is awesome. When are you two due back in Boystown?
Sssssmokin 4 years ago 2
Too funny....love the comments also, especially the TCU guy that actually researched the win-loss record and the Tech guy who misspelled "defecation"...did they actually give you a degree? Nice....
bluedog162 4 years ago
Put it on the Raiders!
tybul 4 years ago
Mustang Pride lives on! Go 'Stangs! See you on the Boulevard and at the games! Thanks for the witty song! Post another song later.
peelins 4 years ago
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the funniest part about this video is that these two guys are still clinging on to their college days for their dear life! and probably their hair as well. the nicely worn baseball hat circa 1995 is a dead give away that you are in your 30's and still living like a bachelor. but at least you play the guitar really well.
olsclo 4 years ago
Man, you're both misinformed and have no sense of humor. They're trying to look like that. They're a comedy act. Get a clue.
kebnabi 4 years ago
oh, but i do think it is hilarious.
olsclo 4 years ago
nicely done.
Good luck to the Mustangs this season.
billytheskink 4 years ago 3
ps: u guys should really sing this sometime before the game at the boulevard, its too sweet for just youtube.
sunflowerlove1980 4 years ago 2
oh u frustrated froggie fags.
hell yeah SMU!!!!!! great song you guys!!
mondy... ford.. CANT WAIT.
sunflowerlove1980 4 years ago
Can remember the last time they lost to TCU? Funny, I remember it clearly.
Nov. 26 1999 Fort Worth TCU 21-0 Nov. 24 2000 Dallas TCU 62-7 Sep. 8 2001 Dallas TCU 38-10 Sep. 14 2002 Fort Worth TCU 17-6
Nov. 29 2003 Dallas TCU 20-13 Sep. 11 2004 Fort Worth TCU 44-0 Sep. 10 2005 Dallas SMU 21-10
calex270 4 years ago
I love the negative comments...sports or not, SMU still kicks ass. I'd like to see another private college recover from the death penalty. Willis will get us there this year.
soybomb65 4 years ago
SMU blows ass. I think all the chicks who go there wouldn't deserve my defacation upon them. The pirates of Texas Tech are going to destroy them and send them back to the gay bar. The Smoo kids will get beat up by the Tech fans for no reason cause that is what we do.....beat up queers.
alltyme21 4 years ago
Hey how many Tech fans does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to desperately try and start a rivalry with other Big 12 schools in light bulb changing.
stlhockeyguy02 4 years ago
We have beat you in every game since 1993.....STFU!
On Monday it will be another win for TTU.
alltyme21 4 years ago
Why? We sucked. I didn't think anyone was arguing that. Wanna know what Tech football is? A .500 BCS team that's good for 7-9 wins and a second tier bowl? BCS? National Championship? Good NFL players? ANY HOFers? Oh...that's right, no.
stlhockeyguy02 4 years ago
Zach Thomas is pretty good. Watch out for Wes Welker in NE too.
alltyme21 4 years ago
Nice...way to represent your school and further the stereotype that you're a bunch of redneck idiots who like to "blow $hit up" and "bang chicks." Go pick on UT or OU and see how that ends up for you. You can't deny this video is funny. If you don't like it, make a better one.
soybomb65 4 years ago
I didn't even watch the video and my sound is off. I still know it is gay, because that is what you SMOO's produce...gayness. Win something, then you can talk to me.
BTW, Which Big 12 team has the longest streak of bowl games played in?
I bet you guys can figure that one out.
alltyme21 4 years ago
and SMU does not "kick ass"....you get your ass pounded repeatedly. The only people who deserve the death penalty are all you sports jacket over my T-shirt tools.
alltyme21 4 years ago
this gets me stoked for the boulevard . . .
johnnycohiba 4 years ago
I loved it! We're going to get the skillet back this year though.
jnapoleoni 4 years ago
No wonder SMU SUCKS at all sports
hillzx585 4 years ago
Everyone better be at the game on Monday--Let's break the attendence record on national television, and show the ESPN audience how to beat Tech
SMUMustangs1 4 years ago
gay
temperly 4 years ago
The best part of the SMU team is that there is a player named Vincent Chase.
turdfergusonboner 4 years ago
This video just reinforces the fact that SMU sucks.
codycotten 4 years ago
yea putting ND on the schedule would give them another win on their way to their first bowl season in 300 yrs
ttuman10 4 years ago
Pony up baby. Monday it goes down
harry0569 4 years ago
yea putting ND on the schedule would give them another win on their way to their first bowl season in 300 yrs
ttuman10 4 years ago
Lmao that is great! Good luck SMU my Pirates don't play ya'll this year so maybe we will met ya in the C-usa title game!
AtariRockz 4 years ago
put Notre Dame on the schedule!
squirrelhatr 4 years ago
Yea red, yea blue, yea Mustangs, SMU!
Stronghurst 4 years ago
You guys are rock stars!
peggymcmur2 4 years ago
hahaha!...good stuff, guys. See you in FW...bring that skillet.
2senorfrog81 4 years ago
Maybe the students will show up to the games this year?!
mikesmit12 4 years ago
love it..
jstarling88 4 years ago
Love it! Pony Up!! I'll be there on the Boulevard!
TaylorC27 4 years ago
Way to funny...GREAT JOB!
Raiderred0 4 years ago
If god spoke it would sound a lot like this.
stlhockeyguy02 4 years ago
Well done 'stangs
texd 4 years ago
Greatness.
tcuhndfrgs 4 years ago
Sweet! Damn right it's time for the Mustang Nation to Pony Up.
Sikboy78 4 years ago